So what does her crotch look like?

>>93275967
pure sex

>>93275967
a dick

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I like to imagine something like this.

>>93275967

I think there's a canon answer/ explanation by the author. Heard it was like a part of a mussel or something.

>>93275967

My question is if she knew they were biologically incompatible and would make such a fuss about it then why would they even take their clothes off? Going that far and not trying anything seems like the worst time to pussy out.

>>93275967
soup drinker

>>93275967
She's still got a mouth, and maybe a butt hole?
Sure, you maybe can't have biological children, but at the same time this is comics and there's no shortage of super-geniuses that they could find some way to conceive, at the least in a test tube.

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>Physique almost identical other than fingers and skin colour
>The alien bagina is too complex for human benis

>>93275967

Idiots. So you can't do sexual intercourse the traditional way.

I see a mouth. Blowjobs are a thing. Frankly, there are a lot of ways to make this fun for the man.

There has to be something he can do for her in return. Explore! This, and this alone, is why man first went into space in the first place: to sex green alien women.

Nobody said it was going to be easy, but by god man you have a duty to your species to figure this shit out. Every astronaut who died on the launchpad die to get you this far, don't let their sacrifice be in vain.

>>93275967
>So what does her crotch look like?
If you really must know, here is the only existing image of her crotch
I strongly suggest you don't open it

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>>93276279
ops, here it is

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>>93276070
>mussel

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>>93275967

Name of the comic ? I like the art style.

>>93276070
An anon said the explanation was it was like a geoduck with venom tipped barbs at the end

>>93276307
I dunno, I think I'd put my dick in that if it came attached to that cute face and big tits.

>>93276326
Tech Jacket.

>Dude immediately gives up on any kind of fucking despite how cute that alien is

Unless that guy isn't human this is completely unbelievable.

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>>93275967
She could still suck his dick or do anal..

>>93275967
Tiny apertures like a spaghetti strainer, males have the pasta

>>93275967
Like Bert from Sesame Street.

>>93275967
Someone post the Nebezial comic about Superman's "claspers"

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>>93276479
maybe, maybe he is just afraid.

>>93276787
She's got tits and a mouth

>>93276787
Anon, you are not supposed to look the vagoo at all times while making love, you look the tits, ass, eyes lips and sometimes the vagoo, but if it looks like that, you can skip that, also feet if you are a fucking weirdo.

>>93276562
you don't want to know what's on the other side

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>>93275967

>>It's another episode with an Ayylmao Bagina that has spines, or looks like a hungry mouth with sharp teeth

>>Never shows what monstrosity the penis of the male looks like to survive such a vag.

>>93277014
Probably disposable, like how cephalopods do it
Or incredibly big and violent, like the ducks do

Either way, a human benis isn't going to be able to handle that shit

>>93277038
>Either way, a human benis isn't going to be able to handle that shit

That's quitter talk, Anon.

Would you fuck a girl if she had a cloaca?

>>93277184
I mean wouldn't that just be the same thing except with the anus inside the vulva?

>>93275967
what issue is that?

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>>93275967

>>93276307
what the fuck is wrong with the ocean?

>>93277184
I would fuck anything that want to be fucked and can be legally fucked

Wuss.

Goliath is very likely to be more than Eliza can take but I bet she sure as hell tried.

The universe is so big

I wonder idf at some point in time or maybe right now there is a super lucky guy who is dating or married an alien girl but of course he has o keep it a secret or the goverment could hurt his family

>>93276857
>>93276926
you would be able to sleep in the same bed with a girl with that as a bagina?
it probably FEED ON DICKS

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>>93276766
You called?

>>93275967
She has a 24 inch long megacock that slowly extends from her body dripping in slime

She turned away knowing her incredible size would only embarrass him

>>93275967
wow not even a handjob
they must be so much in """"" love""""" with each other

>>93276246

I agree, people really forget about non-penetrative sex sometimes and think about penetration as the end all be all.

What the fuck is with the banner on the bottom? You fucking casuals put up with this?

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>>93278840
Whatever it looks like, at least it's big.

Seeing all these threads , I kinda want more Tech Jacket.

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It looks like this obviously

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>>93275967
>>93276070
>>93276341
I believe the exact description was a geoduck with a xenomorph mouth at the end

(artists conception)

>>93275967
>not liking dickgirls

What a fag

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>>93279290
... meh, I'd fuck it.

>>93276162
>pussy out
Rude. You know that is exactly the problem here.

If it is tentacles and he wussed out then he has terrible taste. Girls that have tentacled vaginas are top tier

>>93275967
Name of the book?

>>93275967
GUESS I'LL GO GAY FOR DICKS NOW.

Cowardly motherfucker.

>>93279555
Tech Jacket, apparently.

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>>93279290
I mean, if the mouth at the end is big enough

>>93279871
I mean, that's presumably how it functions - fitting snugly over the male organ to ensure all fluids are successfully transferred.

>>93275967
She could have a vagina like a duck. Or maybe her species has absurdly thin dicks on their males or something. Maybe her interior vagina is at a perpendicular angle and a human penis just can't curve that way without breaking.

>>93276307
Vaginas are disgusting. This is why you leave the lights off.

>>93279199
I would still fuck it.

>>93276001
Bigger than his

>>93280550
The problem being, of course, that the whole point of this was to make them physically incompatible. I mean, for the guy he might look askance, but if her geoduck vag is suppose to work like that, his dick shouldn't cause her as much consternation as it does in the page OP posted.

>>93280959
It's also made completely moot by the fact that he apparently somehow has three-ways with the princess and her other lover

It's like the writer couldn't make up his mind.

>>93275967
does she shit? she has an ass, boom its fun time.

>>93276070
Well surely she has an asshole right?

>>93275967
>There's no way we can
Well that doesn't mean you shouldn't try.

>>93276562
And he could suck her dick or do anal.
There's no reason they can't make it work.

i took the mollusk tongue alien head thing, colored it green, and put it sorta where it would go, and looking at it all together. Yeah I'd definitely give it a go. As long as she doesn't secrete acid or something that'd make my dick fall of.

>>93275967
what issue of tech jacket is this one?

>>93281243
Sort of. The writer was someone else, but Kirkman had the executive veto to make it this way the first time around.

>>93279290
Is it gay if she has a geoduck, /co/?

You know I've seen all kinds of doujins and porn comics with women taking all manner of alien, monster cocks with odd shapes and sizes. Man up. And put your cock in her weird looking slimy hole

>>93281860
he could be the first to suck off a xenomorph’ its gay if you dont try

>>93275967
This is so retarded. It's not consistent at all. Geldarians are an alien race extremely close to humans by all accounts. They eat the same kind of food, they have the same gender appearances, but for some random reason they have wacked out alien genitals that apparently can't take a dick. Then they agree to have an open relationship, and Zack fucks bunches of alien chicks during the Viltrumite war. They were compatible, for whatever reason? And then his girlfriend strikes up another romantic relationship with another Geldarian female, which is not what they agreed to at all.

This is just dumb.

>>93275967

This quitter mentality is why Invincible took over. You know he would find a way.

>>93282171
When in doubt, just rub your dick on it. People act like dry humping isn't hot, but they're wrong.

>>93276070
>>93276341
>>93279290
Just fuck her mouth and then use a dildo on her so she gets off too.

>>93281643
You don't want to know what that's shaped like.

>>93281860
It's bestiality. It's only gay if it's a male geoduck, which tend to be the little ones.

>>93281917
But anon also makes and important point. Failing to fuck the unknown is a bitch move and pure cowardice.

>>93279199
If whatever the hell that thing is was attached to her body, I would bot hesitate to put my dick in there.

>>93282227

Dry humping gets tiring eventually.

>>93277014
If it's anything like how it works on earth, it's a series of little hands or suckered that hold the teeth/spines back with an extra long sucker that goes into the hole and barfs up sperm.

There's plenty of weird dicks on Earth; why don't super kinky nympho aliens have duck-ginas so they can have tons of crazy sex, but only line up the right vaginal passage for the guy she likes the most?

>>93279290
I assume you slide you dick in the mouth, it slowly inches it's way to the base, and they rythmically contracts while pulling you close to her until you both cum. You're basically docking and then either she or you hump til climax.

I'd miss the closeness, but think of the amazing sex acrobatics.

>>93284949
I mean it's not like you couldn't still be close, obviously it rules out a lot of positions, but it'd be great for face-to-face spooning.

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>>93278840
His dick is a bobbit worm.

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>>93276227

>>93275967
just a big nonsensical wad of eyeballs toenails and teeth

>>93275967

This is miss Martian right? Can't she just change her appearance so they would be compatible or whatever? What issue is this from?

Probably a something like a split walnut

>>93288383
No, this is a character from Tech Jacket.
>Boy meets Alien Princess
>Boy and Alien Princess fall in love
>Alien Princess apparently has weird geoduck dick thing for genitals
>Boy and Alien Princess immediately give up on any hope of experiencing intimacy with one another after a five second glance at each other's naughty bits.

>>93282171

>you find out that your alien waifu has a huge freakish alien cock
>she wants you to try and fuck regardless
>turns out her species has the female inserting their cock-like genital inside the male
>you'll have to get your asshole reamed to hell and back by her monstrous cock for the sex to work
>you'll never shit the same again

can't blame a guy for quitting.

She still has a mouth doesn't she? This is just the mermaid problem applied to a humanoid alien.

>>93289012
Dammit you're reminding me of that time I tried to think of different alien reproductive organs.
Ihad a pretty good one too but I totally forgot it.

>>93279199
So worth my subscription.

>>93276001
But he must say "You're beautiful"
IT is the golden rule.

>>93275967
Can't they just dry hump or something?

>dating a girl that can turn into a monster alien man with a monster alien cock if you piss her off

Robot had it pretty bad as well

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remind me again what fictional alien races are confirmed fuckable, this is important

right now i only remember
>kryptonian
>Sayajin
>Tamaraneans?

>>93282171
Exactly - Zach is a fucking quitter.

Nolan and Thragg fucked mantis girls. Oliver sucked a giant lobster woman. The fact that Zach immediately gives up with a woman who is like 99% humanoid is an insult to humanity's creativity and persistence.

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>>93289508
>>93276001

>>93289715
Anythings fuckable if you try hard enough.

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>>93275967
>Literally not a bagina
>Still don't show it anyway
YEAH WHAT A FUCKING FUCKER, IF IT WASN'T A BAGINA THEN WHY BOTHER HIDING IT?
ARE THE ARTIST JUST LAZY?
SHOW US YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

DROPPED
BURNED
I'LL TRACK DOWN WHOEVER MAKE THAT COMIC AND SEND THEM A DEATH THREAD EVERYDAY FROM NOW ON. I'LL PRANK HUNDRED PIZZAS TO THE ADRESS.
FUCK I'LL TRY MAKING MOLOTOV AND THREW IT TO THEIR PLACE

FUCK THIS.

>>93289715
Pretty sure the Power Pack space-horses are on the list.

>>93279199
This is a blue board take your smut here >>>/trash/

>>93275967
>mouth
>hands
>boobs

There are three fuckable pieces of anatomy visible in the pic, her vagina could be a literal blender and it wouldn't be a show-stopper.

Bonus points, it appears she has ass-cleavage even if she doesnt have an asshole, thats fuckable too.

Is she more concerned over procreation prospects than sexual fun?

>>93275967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EPGhjxm0G0

>>93291545
it was benis :DDD

>>93291757
Maybe she only gets pleasure from stimulation of her flurgnsdow

>>93275967
>anons not realizing her cunt is built for dicks the size of a pringles can
Don't you guys get it? He's a dicklet

>>93292076
Then find a fucking Pringles can

>>93277038
not with that attitude

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>>93279466

>>93280641
No....they're not.

>>93276246
;_;7

>>93276246
Further proof comic book writers are shut-ins and permavirgins

>>93275967
Does the writer really think relationships without sex haven't worked before.

Granted they suck, but plenty of ED, handicapped, people, etc do it everyday.

I expect some people will eventually make fan art of her and her alien crotch. Is this comic still ongoing? Could the guy eventually get over it and make love to the hot alien girl.

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Wanting to fuck monster girls and aliens.../co/ you truly are /tg/'s younger brother. Sometimes I think /d/ is you guys mother.

There's nothing gay about liking penises (female).

>>93276787
I'd say nuke the ocean, but when I see that it looks like it already happened.

>>93279199
That was the push I needed to unsubscribe from my gold account.

Thank god I'll now have more money to drink and forget.

>>93294265
That would explain why /aco/ is such a cluster fuck.

>>93297148
/aco/ is a clusterfuck because it split /d/ in half, or did the dickgirl and diaper threads not tip you off?

>>93280874
But she's shy about it because it's small for her people.

>>93282338
Her mouth have acids in it that would melt his dick off. Hence why they never kissed. But still committed the lewdest act of all, hand holding.

>>93281764

you know i'm not sure. I thought I had read all of it, but i missed this.

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>>93287920
>Lady Death Cap
It's such a stupid gag, but it's so fucking funny.

Well, this is comics in 2017. I'm guessing she has a massive green "lady penis" that would dwarf the Hulk, and eventually the guy will learn to love it.

>>93298660

They broke up and he went on to fuck a blue alien that looked a bit like a horse/deer thing with massive tits and a really long tongue, which he was k with because hey, matching genitals.

>>93297780

I do not recall the acid bit. Can post page? Still doesn't invalidate anal though.

>>93289715
Whatever race Sinestro is. John dated one of those and I think Kyle fucked Sinestros daughter.

Yes on the tamaraneans, martians and whatever Chameleon Boy is are shapeshifters so both of those too. Daxamites. Thanagarians. Almost anything in DC that is humanoid is compatible. Same with Marvel, the shiar, the kree, skrulls, whatever Gamorra and Mantis are.
Pretty much every humanoid race in sci-fi and fantasy.

>>93297148
It's the creation of incest.

>>93289697

Eh, robot went into that with eyes open. He knew what he was getting into.

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>>93277184
Sure, just no butt stuff.
>>93276246

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>>93275967
I don't think their are enough examples for this to be a trope but the only other time I can remember this being brought up is pic related.

Did something like this ever happen to other inter-species in relationships in comics?

>>93298695
Oh, didn't know that. Got any pics or a name? An issue maybe?

>>93275967
>pretty much a green human
>has weird genitals
Lame

>>93299267
If I remember that correctly is mostly that their sex was pretty fish like in that it's just throw eggs - throw spem on eggs, right?

>>93299640
yes, Im trying to think if this came up with other inter-species relationships in fiction, i imagine Hal Jordon must have ran into this problem once or twice patrolling space.

>>93299267
Thats stupid, mermaids would have genitals like dolphins.

>>93299794
Why? Mermaids aren't mammals, they're fish.

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>>93299864
THEY HAVE HAIR!

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>>93276737

>>93275967
Now she started dating a GIRL from her species, why?Same shit she can't get penetrated or whatever the fuck anyway.

>>93280641
Bro...I think you should play for the other team.

>>93299993
He just needs to find a girl with a nice feminine penis

Anyone know where I can find some examples of alien vaginas? Whenever I think about fucking xenos I always get stuck on figuring out the genitalia. The only ones I can think of are the fleshlight, which is hardly different enough to be worth mentioning, and that tentacle filled one from that one porn comic.

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>>93299924
Dude, that image is literally talking about her laying eggs.

>>93300061

What porn comic?

>>93275967
>Not tit fucking her
>Not getting a blowjob
>Not going for anal
>Not even a fucking handy

What a bitch

>>93300144
S.EXpedition

>>93300171
Different culture I guess?

>>93298695
You better not be shitting me. I have the entire run on my hd, and never got around to reading it. That will change today.

>>93299357
>>93300294

It was in Invincible, not in Tech Jacket itself. I can get you the page where Allen the Alien catches them about to fuck if you'd like.

>>93300335
Do it please anon.

>>93297231
/aco/ Expectations:

>/co/ but you can post boobs

what it is:
>/d/ but with western content and the same amount of futa

They just need to make a DICKS board to put futa. There's just so...fucking...MUCH even /d/ gets sick of it- can't even find threads about different content how fucking plebian.

>>93300399
>They just need to make a DICKS board
They did...
/d/

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>>93300357

>>93300505
Wow he looks like 10 years older than in the main comic

>>93300505
domo

>>93300543

Its the desperate attempt to grow a beard that does it. He can't, but that doesn't stop him from trying. Adds a few years to him.

All these theories of how it must have teeth or be a clam shell or whatever, but what if its just a super small opening. Like you'd only ever be able to get a finger in there and that's the limit

>>93300505
.....fuck you Allen.

>>93300563
I think the drawing style also changed a little,smaller eyes and more detailed face, plus the beard

>>93300567

Then he diddles her with his pinky and shoves his up her ass. simple as that.

To be fair, while the image posted above makes it seem like his idea, the image a few above mine implies that breaking up was hers. So for all we know he tried to propose alternative methods of getting each other off and sexing the green alien chick like a proper red blooded human being, but it freaked her the fuck out.

>you want me to stick that where?
>ah hell no

>>93300592

fucking Allen. Though it looks like he interrupted them mid coitus to me.

>>93276246
gosh, this is so inspirational

>>93279435
how though?

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This is now a hot xeno/alien girl thread.

>>93289107
What did you come up with?
I've been trying to think of the same and it's more difficult than I had initially assumed.

>>93300710

USE THE TECH JACKET AS A CONDOM! MAKE YOUR DICK INTO A DILDO! A DILDO THAT IS ALSO A FLESHLIGHT! SCIENCE MOTHER FUCKER.

>>93300505
Thank you. Does she appear in TJ's own title?

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>>93289930
What if it has no orifices at all?

>>93300829

Pretty sure she's just a one off character.

>>93300505
I expected a cute deer girl, she looks like some kind of fish.Ok though. I love xeno romances

>>93300081
And he's saying that is nonsensical

>>93300845
Is that an outer god?

>>93300870

Sorry, I was working off my best memory. I hadn't seen this panel in years and only vaguely remembered it. My brain said blue deer thing. Not sure why, but that's how I recalled it before I saw the page again.

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>>93300718

>>93275967
Weakass nigger.
She's got an ass, she's got a mouth, she has hands for handjobs and feet for footjobs. She has boobs, armpits, kneepits and other fleshfolds where you can rub your dick. And you can certainly find other ways to pleasure her. Tech Jacket is a dissapintment to humanitr. And a stupid name for a superhero too.

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>>93300718
Not /co/ but still

>>93300845
Try. Hard. Enough.

>>93300939

>>93300505

it is implied here that she was the one who wanted the breakup. I think >>93300615 has a point. Maybe he proposed alternatives and she didn't want anything to do with that. Maybe her species aren't as sexually adventurous as humans and just stick to vaginal sex. Perhaps his is repellent to her.

>>93300889
A scrambler from the novel Blindsight by Peter Watts.
It's a race of interstellar travelers that come our solar system after intercepting our radio signals
They are tentacled barbed discs covered in millions of eyes and chromatophores that can camouflage themselves like octopodes and move so fast that they can hide within the facades of human vision. they reproduce by growing off of stems and dropping off like fruit fully grown and with all the energy they will ever use in life already inside them, they cannot eat breath through their skin, and are completely non-sentient but still far more intelligent than humans humans are the only conscious minds in the universe consciousness was an evolutionary mistake

>>93300895

I don't have much that is appropriate for blue board.

To everyone talking about blowjobs/anal, she can't be penetrated in the genitals so is most likely that her race can't feel pleasure with penetration at all, and even if they do is something too alien for them

>>93300966
It doesn't matter, it literally would feel nothing no matter what you do

>>93301023

Make a hole. There, I figured out how to fuck one.

>>93301023
Sounds dumb.

>>93301023
So they are like living computers following their programmation?

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How would one fuck an eosapien?

>>93301023
>Blindsight
Terrible vampire-faggotry.

>>93301066
Pretty much
>>93301052
May not be for everyone
>>93301049
Their bodies are just tentacles covered in barbs,and a plastic disc covered in eyes.
I think if you put a hole in them they would just die.

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>>93300505
Is Tech Jacket, dare I say, /our/ guy?

>>93301104
I actually liked the vampires of that series, for something that only existed in the story to explain the suspended animation of the crew it was well thought out, prehistoric nocturnal humans specialized to eat other humans is far more thought than I've ever heard anyone else ever put into vampires.

>>93281243

wut?

>>93301152
That's almost not a vampire in the original sense.

>>93300845
C'mon anon, the japanese have made an industry out of this.
I count at least six main tentacles. Tentacle jobs for your dick, and maybe tentacle sex on your butt, assuming you like that and those spikes can be folded flat, made soft, or covered by an specialized condom.
I also count two holes in the center tentacle mass. Imagine all those small tentacles softly massaging your dick as you thrust. UNF!

prehensile cloaca

>>93301264
And?
It was a science fiction novel not a supernatural vampire novel, so it created creatures that were scientifically plausible.
They were pale skinned, nocturnal humans with oversized canine teeth, that hunted other humans, had above average strength, genius level intelligence that avoided the sun and could be killed with a cross... It turns out that all vampires are epileptics and due to genetic disorder their brains could experience grand mal seizures if the visual parts of their brains saw an intersection of right angles which while pretty much unheard of in nature are everywhere in architecture, this is what ultimately made them extinct, when humans started living in man made structures the vampires were cut off from their food supply and died off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WdCvGDpM9k

>>93301336
Pretty sure the barbs do not fold, and the small tentacles are just more of the large tentacles held close to the body.

>>93301110
>I think if you put a hole in them they would just die.
Necrophilia is a fetish of it's own. It does not help your case against opening a hole in them and fucking that hole. With a barb-proof condom. Skullfuck it right into it's millions of eyes.

>>93301076
The giant green thing? With a neuro linked mech and a hidraulic powered piston. It can use it's hands, any holes it wants, or any holes we open in it's corpse. Then we negotiate how to givve it pleasure. May take some centuries of research, but by Zeus, we are human, and we will do it.

>>93301463
>With a barb-proof condom.
Do you not wish to feel anything?

>>93279290
Then ist like a fleshy Pringles tube with a mouth. So you can basically put your dick in it and have a vaginalsex-blowjob combo.

Wow this guy must be a huge faggot for not trying this out.

>>93275967
>implying I wouldnt cuddel and play with her nippleless tits then ask her to give me a handjob while we kiss

>>93289012

>dumping an alien girl over her monster 'cock'

the moment you do that is the moment she'll decide to cuck you with any girl you try to date in the future

>>93301675
So if I find out that a girl I was dating is actually a trap I will have to do her otherswise she will fuck all my future girlfriends?

>>93301720
Not him, but to be fair, she probably had no idea our males had dicks.

Wasn't she also like a fairly represses princess?

>>93300423
>>93300399

It's because the cross boarding elitist of /a/ went apeshit during the last board creation Q&A and went full genocide on every art piece that wasn't anime on /d/, repeatedly reporting it for abusing the rules for it was posted on an ''anime'' board. While the reason were total bollocks being pushed by a few, very vocal retards the majority of peoples there ran away to /aco/ because that pretty much was the only place they could go to, as few others chan can withstand the deviancy of the place, at least without running like shit because of slow servers.

>>93275967
what's the source for this?

>>93292595
I'm surprised this hasnt been deleted yet

>>93302652
>bringing attention to it
Thanks, faggot.

If you, as a writer, are going to make a big deal out of how incompatible the parts are you have to show them.

Show don't tell. It's a comic.

>>93275967
Is there any r34 for her?

Kirkman is a hack.

>>93275967
Geldarian women have a way to wank yeah?

So, she can suck his dick or jerk him off, he wan wank her in whatever way they do.

Also, anal?

>>93303175
He probably didn't want to get into trouble by showing genitalia OR didn't know how to draw it in such a way that it would be believably different enough.

>>93303524
>Geldarian women have a way to wank yeah?
Yes, but it involves hydraulic jaws, a steel rod, and an high-grade fishing pole.

>>93303615
So, he's a shit writer by putting himself in a corner like that?

>>93303933
Yes

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>>93303904
Err...so...uh...source, and is this her only appearance?

>>93277413
Would you fuck me?

>>93304380
I'd fuck me.

>>93303904
Oh my god I just found out that I'm a degenerate that will fap for weird alien shit for the rest of my life

thanks /co/

>>93304380
(You2): REALLY?! Is that the best you can come up with??

(You3): Aw, I think it's romantic!

(You4): Better get a preeeee-nuuuup!

>>93303904
That's Star-lord, right? What issue of what run is this?

>>93304709
all I know is it's from a gotg comic

>>93304759
Damn. There's a ton of the crappy things, and most are adaptations of the movies.

Someone post the Starfire cap. You know the one.

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>>93300399
Yeah, I was kind of pissed. /v/ doesn't really have any good porn equivalent, and most of /h/ sucks at making idealized yet bodily realistic anime bodies, which, as a (shitty) amateur artist, pisses me off.

>>93300399
/trash/ is a better /aco/ and is actually a more populated/faster board too funny enough

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>>93303904
> ywn have a tall pink xenogirl be into you

fbm

>>93305193
Trash is literally 50% furry/mlp porn and a dozen steven universe threads

>>93305307
exactly /co/'s porn board

>>93304981

Which one? There are a lot of caps you know.

>>93301422

Then surgically remove the barbs or have it wear some sort of barb condom.

>>93305307
/trash/ is the general board for whatever.

>>93305261
>species known for being excessively friendly with humans
>somehow manages to have a shared religion
Yes please. Also that goofy onsen episode was worth watching for so many reasons other than Aisha tits. The assassin repeatedly failing almost Wiley-Coyote style was priceless.

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>>93300718
>fw not enough "slave leia" type of outfits out there on alien chicks

>>93301035
Bullshit, is all just a matter of finding where the g-spot is in any race, really.

>>93301127
He didn't want to fuck that other alien chick so probably not.

>>93301023
Not sure how something can be truly intelligent without consciousness. I mean I guess a robot could be "intelligent" but it wouldn't be that way without something else allowing it to learn how to be intelligent.

>>93305506
the 'barb' one

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>>93306968
Remember when slave leia like outfits were considered acceptable to be in Children's cartoons?

>>93309157
They gave me unrealistic standards in wardrobe for porn, yes

>>93304906
Considering he doesn't look like Pratt I'm going to say it's from before the movie. That and coloring that can't be from before the mid 00's narrows it down.

>>93276307
That just looks like a vagina though.

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>>93276246

Godspeed anon, you're all that is right with this world.

>>93308448
>Not sure how something can be truly intelligent without consciousness
The whole book is pretty much about that very question.
Essentially the argument is that consciousness is not a requirement for intelligence or even innovation and that if anything it holds those qualities back.
In the story it's mentioned how while there are many intelligent species of animals on earth most unlike humans are not really conscious beings chimps and dolphins don't suffer from existentialist crises nor do they stay up at night pondering what it means to be, because it's a waste of time and calories and serves no evolutionary advantage which is why as it's revealed later that humans evolving this way and still managing to become the dominant species was something of a 1 in a billion fluke as it turns out humans were actually on the way out when a equally unexpected genetic fluke wiped out our main predators who would have become the dominant species otherwise.
The majority of the galaxy it seems is like the aliens in the story, simply highly advanced and intelligent but utterly unconscious biological robots.
Robots that can think circles around the smartest humans but lacking in any kind of culture or philosophy in fact they find the very concept of the self and stories for stories sake so incomprehensibly alien that after listening to enough of our radio chatter about what is to them completely meaningless concepts and ideas that they decide that we are declaring an indiscriminate war on all other intelligent life in the universe because why else would a species send out messages that make no sense unless it was to make others waste time and resources trying to figure it out as some form of attack?
>but it wouldn't be that way without something else allowing it to learn how to be intelligent.
IIRC they do communicate information they have learned to each other, going with your robot analogy this would be like two robots syncing up and relaying the info.

>>93309930
For once that absolutely retarded practice Marvel has a purpose...this will still be a helluva slog. There's a 2008 - 2010 series, and a 2013 - 2015 series. Babe in question might only appear for that page and a couple other panels.

>>93303904
Holy sh-SHE BETTER NOT BE A ONE SHOT

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>>93276246
This
Ironic considering that last bit, but it isn't God damn rocket science.
It's the prime directive of Man, get to it!

>>93310830
I know, right? Considering how squicked Marvel is vs a company like Image, though...she probably is.

>>93298904
Sinestro's daughter is actually a half-breed. Her mom was Abin Sur's sister.

>>93293165
They are.

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>>93282555
>Failing to fuck the unknown is a bitch move and pure cowardice.
This is why I still come here.
To be reminded of why we persist as humans despite mortality looming eternally, futility choking our every struggle, frailty holding back our boldly-going-where-none-have-gone. To be able to say:Yes we did it, we planted that flag, found that new home, fucked that newly discovered attractive sapient, and founded a beneficial trade deal with new resources that'll ensure another leap into an age of further prosperity. That is why we do what we do, to conquer our limits, with the hope of eventually fucking them silly, metaphorically or literally. To one day be free of our weaknesses, and live as kings and queens in glorious brotherhood and camaraderie among the stars.

>>93288722
What a cuck

>>93306945
I thought they were created by humans as super soldiers?

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>>93299118
>>93276246

>>93275967
Clearly two virgins right there, written by a virgin author.

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>ITT: quitters who don't want to work for their happy ending

Come on you ladies. We didn't go so far to sexualize animal girls, furniture, and TILES, just to give up here.

>>93299267
>I don't think their are enough examples ...

You are using "their" wrong. This is grade school shit bro. It's "there"

>>93300505
Seems like the artist suffers from same face. I honestly thought that was a young Oliver.

>>93276001
Traps ain't gay

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>>93312962
She's not even a trap, just a girl with a penis (feminine).

>>93289890
I have seen this page a lot of times before, but I don't want to read the webcomic, so could somebody give me some context... is the chick there a dude?

>>93314049
Tranny. Whether or not the dick is still there has never been revealed.

>>93315312
That's whay I thought... thanks for clarifying!

>>93275967
Intercrural intercourse? Manual or oral stimulation? Sounds like a real quitter.

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>>93289012
Haha yeah man, must feel weird getting fucked from the back by your gf... Haha

>>93312962
Jesus said that they are, anon

>>93278674
Some people believe that trust is the most important part of a relationship. 4chan may be a site of unpleasant grognards who pretend to grunt over their cumboxes, but deep inside, most of us are just bitter, bitter romantics.

>>93309157
It probably just depends on who's making said cartoon

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>>93276176

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>>93303904

>>93299267

The other end of the spectrum is humans can breed with everything so on top of being the average joe of the universe, we steal other races specials like the fucking hamburgler of sex.

Or just fuck to fuck like Ringworld.

>>93303904

The purple isn't her dress, it's skin.

>>93300081
Just because something lays eggs doesn't mean it's not a mammal.

>>93301048
Maybe not, but if you're fucking it, the assumption is that you're in a consenting romantic relationship. If it understands that, then it also understands doing things for its partner without expecting anything in return. So it'll let you fuck it, because it knows you want to. Even if it doesn't understand why. Because it loves you, anon.

>>93300718

but she doesn't have sex in the traditional sense.

she does it avatar style.

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>>93311092
Oh this is a masterpiece.

>through dick, unity.

>>93275967

I'm thinking of requesting someone to draw her with an alien clam pussy geoduck dong type thing, which board should I go to?

>>93318196
/aco/ or /trash/'s drawthreads.

>>93279170
he just tapes his balls up so they stick out and look bigger

>>93276939
on a basic level every creature has some kind of hole that's just.. a hole. and another hole on the other end. food goes in one end and out the other.. unless they have the kind of stomach that's a dead end so they vomit back out their waste

>>93275967
That's why you listen all Mordin's dialogues before going into bed with Tali or Garrus.

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>>93276246
wisdom has blessed us today

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>>93300718

>>93300845
You have orfices though.

>>93317789
What a fashionable anatomy.

>>93313020
>sad anime girl
nice try, I recognize that

>>93292296
>Once you pop...

>>93275967
Is this some kind of anti-race mixing point they're trying to make?

>>93321151
Everyone from this species got a criminal business?

>>93303860
Well, show him how to work them and get to wanking

>>93322385

I mean, it's their hat.

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>>93322371

no, they just agree on an open relationship.

sooner or later though tech jacket is either gonna have to deal with his futa gf in bed or just end it.

>>93275967
... is that Tech Jacket?
He is not my bro anymore. Im dissapointed on him.

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