What would Dale think of Alex Jones?

The funniest way to write it would be Dale thinking that any prominent conspiracy theorist is an idiot, explains why, and then changes the subject back to his own ridiculous beliefs

>>93275164
this

he might have bought into him in the beginning but as soon as he became le water merchant Dale wouldve jumped ship

>>93275123
Probably thinks he's part of the conspiracy.

>>93275164
This, Dale thinks EVERYONE besides him has it wrong

>>93275164
>explains why,
with his own crazy theories naturally

>it's a "Dale takes Super Male Vitality and makes things extra awkward for John Redcorn" episode

>>93275216

How could Lee Harvey Oswald kill Kennedy when he was half a mile away from the grassy knoll in some book depository?

>>93275123
>"he's one of them. he's trying to throw me off the trail by pretending to be on our side"
>"the JEWS are the ones behind this? that's what the aliens want us to believe"

>Alex Jones is Bill Hicks.
>Alex Jones is controlled opposition
>Alex Jones is both

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>>93275224
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>>93275164
>Hank, everyone knows that so-called "conspiracy theorists" are really just government plants whose sole purpose is to distract the people from what's REALLY going on behind the scenes!"

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>Oh he does have some convincing theories. That he does, my friends.

>But if they're true why would he be ON TELEVISION?

>That's why I only get up to date information from somewhere THE GOVERNMENT would never look...

>OBSCURE SUBREDDITS

>>93275476
>the JEWS are the ones behind this? that's what the aliens want us to believe
I can hear it perfectly in my head, though I don't think KotH was evert edgy enough to use Jews like that even as a joke

>>93275123
He would sue Alex Jones for copying his short lived radio show

>>93276553
its considered ok for jewish writers to make jew jokes

>>93275123
>"it's a very short list, even I'm not on it"
He would think he's globalist scum

Does anyone unironically even buy into Alex Jones?

Maybe /pol/ does but I don't go there.

>>93277676
/Pol/ treats him as the second coming of Christ, which makes sense since they both make shit up and convince themselves it's fact.

>>93277740
you never been on /pol/

>>93277676
As a /pol/ browser, let me tell you, he's a meme machine, most serious posters think he's nuts or intentional disinfo, but he does open normies up to questioning things, so he does serve a tiny purpose.

>>93277740
Nah, which is hilarious since Alex Jones' bullshit & /pol/'s bullshit are on equal levels of nonsense

>>93275123
Alex Jones is just an alternate identity of Rusty Shackleford.

>>93277676
What do you mean "buy into?"

He's right about everything, cosmic pedo vampire.

>>93277676
I think hes useful for americans and a good source of entertainment, like wrestling

>>93277676
Hey, SOMEONE has to be buying all those water filters, male vitality pills and food buckets

>>93277676
Shut up you gay frog.

>>93275123
Dale literally is Alex Jones. That's who he's based off of.

>>93277676
He brings up a lot of good points, but I don't buy into most of the conspiracy bullshit. Except Seth Rich. That man deserves justice.

>>93275185
>They're turning the frogs gay? They're TURNING THE FROGS GAY? You only WISH that's what they're doing! THEY'RE doing so much more than turning the Frogs Gay! That's just the tip of the PYRAMID!!!