Homestuck

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>>93269770

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Put all spiders in cups and release them outside.

Pre-retcon Vriska maybe.

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>>93269939
SQUISH SPIDERS

Also another interview with Hiveswap is up.
http://whatpumpkin.tumblr.com/post/161834305750/an-unconventional-hiveswap-dev-team-interview

>>93270339
>the one time WP is on time with anything is talking about themselves

>>93270485
cosplay as karkat

>>93270506
i am willing to do literally anything except for homestuck cosplay

>>93270573
then you're not determined enough

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>>93270573
Then you have no chance.

>>93270601
>>93270606
this upsets me
i do not want to have to degrade myself in such a way just to obtain my goal of having a chubby autist rub her sweaty ass on my dong

>>93269770
Why do all those homestuck characters look like fish with weird horns, and why does that one in particular have a shitload of bestiality porn to her?

>>93270634
Got get down if you want to get dirty bro.

>>93270683
i'll be completely honest i'm horrified of human interaction and plan on dying a virgin but fantasizing about this is hot
but like the hottest thing i can think of is bringing this fantasy as close as possible to reality and then just jacking off there
like i would love so much to have a nepeta cosplayer completely thirsty for my dick and from my body language be like 100% sure that we are going to bang and then at the very last minute shut her down
that would be so erotic to me

>>93270729
>Nepeta lover
>is a fucking weirdo
Gee what a surprise.

>>93270744
is denying women sex really that weird of a fetish

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>>93270797
No but liking Nepeta is.

>Jaderose week on tumblr
>EVERY SINGLE PICTURE draws them as ugly, fat, and black.
>Every single picture
Jesus christ /u/ would be ashamed.

>>93270848
desu i'm not that picky i would like to do this scenario with basically anything female and not morbidly obese

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It will come out this year, right?

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>>93270917
Jade cosplayers are always the easiest, and you can get away with a lazy Dave cosplay if you're 7/10

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>>93270934

>>93270962
No hiveswap, but how about another interview!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCfC9q0w4EU

>>93271034
What?

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>>93271034
>>93271152
Cheeki 8reeki

ded game
ded fandom
ded hussie

>>93269770
>well written character
>homestuck

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>>93269770
You deserve this fate.

>>93271766
>trolls
>furries
You're an idiot.

>>93270868
>Get all hot because imagining tons of lewd chubby black Rose/Jade sistahs full of T H I C C
>Go and check, get horrible ugly tumblritis art with no quality
So lame, they cannot even do sistahs right.

>>93269770
>tfw cosplayed as John for a Terezi Chick and didn't get any
I thought cosplay was the best way to get homestuck chicks

>>93272232
It's fujos drawing yuri, what did you expect

>>93272290
>expecting Terezis as John
You dug your own grave.

>>93272290
the golden age is long gone, my friend. never again will my cock know the bliss of pressuring kanaya cosplayers into painting their feet grey as well so i may jerk off and nut on them in some cheap hotel room and give her no reciprocation whatsoever.
never again

>>93272378
You just gotta know how to work it.

>>93269770
Was
as in was a well written character in act 5

>>93269770
was she tho

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Is he right?

>>93272956
Back when she actually suffered consequences for her actions, yes. Then Hussie made her so awful that John does a complete 180 on his opinion of her within five minutes.

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>>93269770
karkat was the only well written character

>>93273112
>Dave's butt buddy that he abandoned for a furry nerd
>well written

>>93273125
he's a faggot but well written, he was supposed to be a giant faggot

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>>93273088

>>93273112
Nah.

Vriska >>>>> Karkat

She is the 8est.

>>93273180
Well that's a start.

>>93270729
that is beyond pathetic.

>>93273396
Jade is not brown.

>>93273572
tumblr knows, tumblr don't care

>>93273621
Tumblr doesn't know and will try to make up leaks in logic to justify it.

>>93273705
Just like Dave's hair!

>>93270729
you are a fucking god dude like ascended past human not even lying here fuck what that other faggot anon is saying
good luck bro

>>93271766
>wh40k
this board is 18+ my guy

>>93270729
we're on similar wavelengths

>>93274306
>>93274328
>nepfags
Not even once.

>>93274364
nepeta is the ugliest fucking character i just thought that was a godlike post bro, like beyond epic, also shut the fuck up or ill slice your throat asshole

>>93274379
Typical nepeta fan, can't not resort to violence.

>>93274414
ill kill nepeta too idiot

>>93274364
not a nepfag. but homestuck has pervaded my sexuality so much that its become my very being. only incredibly specific acts related to it are able to get me off in a similar way to the first anon. i'm fucked. i'm so fucking fucked. i think about this stupid fucking comic every day, i jerk off to it every day. i can only hope to find people as far gone as myself due to hussie and maybe rally up enough to kill him one day

>>93274420
>tfw homestuck gave you a pregnancy and femdom fetish

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>>93269770

homestuck hurt me

i want to hurt hussie back

>>93275255
Fuck his cat.

>>93275276
post his cat so i can print it out and nut on it please

>>93269770
>Homestuck

OH FUCK NO

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kanaya is best girl
she is a pure virgin maiden

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>>93270868
Its amazing how much tumblr degraded. From 2011-2013 they actually had decent art.

>>93270649
>why does that one in particular have a shitload of bestiality porn to her?

I'd like to know the answer to this too.

>>93270649
meme porn

>>93269770
She was a well written character. That's why you've got equal parts people hating her and loving her.

Pretty much exactly how real-life narcissists end up.

>>93275841
>generic kawaii art decent

QUICK! You have 10 seconds to name a song from volume 10 and without using google!

>>93276655
Creata

>>93276655
Train

>>93276655
Stride, Beatup
What's the issue, volume 10 was a good album

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>>93269770
She was a horrible piece of shit who committed murder and got away with it constantly, even going so far as to manipulate events so that she was the one who made Bec Noir in some retarded ass plan to go fight him herself so she can be the fucking hero. Then she died, teamed up with other horrible piece of shit troll, and then got retconned as not having died, being the one to beat Lord English, and not even getting a slap on the wrist for all the backstabbing and all around shitwankery she pulled throughout the first five acts because she became Hussie's made up waifu.

If she had just stayed dead and continued fucking around the afterlife and everyone leaving her, I would have been okay. Instead she became the ultimate Mary Sue of the comic itself.

>>93275841
Blame Caucasiangate for that.

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>make a good character
>kill her as a good character
>figuratively kill her character with post-humous development
>retcon her death
>she's now a figuratively dead character that's literally alive

Her and Aradia should have switched places in terms of plot relevance

>>93278252
you just wanted more Aradia

>>93276655
Ascend.

It's admittedly the only one I really love though.

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>>93278281
Can you blame me?

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>>93278281
Not him but that's essentially accurate.

She and Sollux kind of got lucky in existing in the perfect realm of plot relevancy to not end up like Karkat or Jade or Vriska, but still do cool shit.

>>93278411
But Jade didn't get fucked over developmentally like Karkat or Vriska.

>>93278456
No, she just got thrown in the trash and forgotten

>>93278411
I'm almost glad Sollux and Aradia didn't appear in the ending. They're still out there somewhere together in space, thereby avoiding the complete and total cancer which consumed the rest of the story.

>>93278519
>No, she just got thrown in the trash and forgotten
more like intentionally fucked over.

>>93278618
There wasn't enough room in the comic for two long-haired dark-haired girls with glasses who fuck weenies

>>93275812
then why does she get fucked by rose every night

>>93275351
>>93275276
his cat died

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>>93278456

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>>93279220
It Does Not Count If It Is With A Human

Or Karkat

Or Vriska

Or Terezi

>>93274326
That's Battletech nigger (the picture stems from an ANCIENT drama started between a particular furry and battletech fans.)

>>93279248
All this tells me is that Jade had a hard life.
Also fuck icels for pushing that stupid-ass "Jade just lives NEXT to them!!" headcanon shit.

>>93279248
>>93279788
>we never got yandere jade

>>93279248
Davepeta is the worst character and I'm glad it's dead.

>>93270868
>Jaderose week on tumblr
>not a single piece of porn, just them doing Rose's hobbies together
Jesus fuck, people are determined to turn that shit into the next Rosemary.

>>93279895
Wouldn't really be yandere Jade, more Jade having a giant cosmic temper tantrum and TAKING everything she feels she deserves.

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>>93279232
Oh.
That's sad.

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Andrew Hussie is a self-loathing betacuck numale whose been emotionally castrated by Halftruth and literally castrated by IPGD. All of his friends and employees are SJWs who demonize men and it comes through in his writing of all male Homestuck characters been wimpy and emotionally broken and the female characters as strong independent women who don't need no man.

>>93281588
Can you post that again? I didn't understand you the first time.

>>93280005
This is fucking ridiculous, I browsed three pages and ONE picture was them not as some hideous headcanon.

have we even heard anything true about hussie himself since last year? or do you all still feel compelled to gossip even when you have to rely entirely on invented information?

>>93282015
>have we even heard anything true about hussie himself since last year?

We haven't heard ANYTHING about Hussie, true or not.

I feel pain when I think of Homestuck. Of what could have been.

>>93270649
>why does that one in particular have a shitload of bestiality porn to her?

Because she was raised by a dog and had no friends.

>>93282445
>Because she was raised by a dog and had no friends.
Vriska was raised by a dog?

>>93281588
hi ipgd

>>93282519
>vriska
>beast porn

>>93282564
Vriska has lots of beast porn

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WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FANART OF THEM BEING BLACK AND OR OVERWEIGHT

FUCK

>>93279248
where's that picture of the derse kids eating all the prospit kids's plot development.

>>93282704
because it's hot? also post some of it please, it'd be nice to see some examples so i can properly commiserate with you

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>>93282704
Some weird acceptance trend on Tumblr, basically the sparkledogs and heterochromia of the later 2010s. Notice how everyone who draws it usually is a bad artist, and how everyone who draws it is also a teenage-to-college girl who is some sort of "special" gender. One artist really started the trend, and the rest copied her.

>>93282807
It's taken over fucking everything

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>>93283071
That's because it's pride month or week or whatever, so all the people who can't draw good looking characters are out drawing hideous fat monsters.

>>93283110
Yeah, I'd be fine if good artists drew gay smut because... that's hot. All this other shit added on is just disgraceful

>>93282704
>>93282807
>>93283110

What we see in the comic is clearly different from their true skin colours, since the trolls call them pink at various points, so I can understand them being depicted in different skin tones in fan art

However, while I can see Jade and Jake being darker, fairly heavily tanned probably, given where they live and amount of outdoors time - certainly compared to the pasty white Strilondes, with Grandpa being the "gung-ho 19th century English explorer in darkest Africa" archetype I just don't see them being black.

Even weirder is Dave being depicted that way when bro is about as white dudebro as it gets.

As for body types, visual comic yadda yadda...

>>93283591
plus the prospit kids are all related to mark twain, known white guy.

>>93283110
>so all the people who can't draw good looking characters
I don't know if you draw or not, but drawing ugly people is often more difficult than drawing good looking people. I'm not commenting on whether or not these drawings are cringey, but I don't think they're badly made simply because the subjects are unattractive. That's a weird way to look at art.

>>93283969
This.

For instance,
>>93283110
is a well drawn picture, looking at technique. Nothing wrong with that at all. Subject matter is ehhhh but I absolutely wouldn't call it bad art.

>>93283969
No human looks like that. Using "it's ugly" as an excuse to ignore any reasonable proportions is the new "it's my style" evidently.
Fuck off Gelasticat.

>>93283110
>go look up past few jaderose art
>it's all barf worthy
>look up their straight ships, characters drawn normally

What is it about this shit that just attracts the worst possible people?

>>93284125
I dunno, the only thing that really looks out there in proportion is the nose, and even that's not beyond reason. People come in all sorts of weird-ass shapes. That particular example isn't anywhere near as bad as some though, granted.

>>93284125
fans unironically judging an artwork's quality with their dicks is the 2nd biggest reason why the american comics scene has never come close to the level of france or japan

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>>93284462
And artists not having the balls to say "No, these characters don't look like the hideous hairy blobs you draw them as" is the biggest reason.

>>93284488
Good grief, yeah, that's a bad one

>>93284488
Jade being ugly when she's the most macked-on girl makes no sense.

And Rose being ugly makes no sense when she's lusted after by fancy Kanaya.
And everyone being ugly doesn't make much sense because just because tumblr is ugly doesn't mean everyone is. Why is that always a fucking thing with them?

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Since we're talking about character art, here's a blown up section of a pic I'm currently working on. Obviously fan character so not quite so relevant but whatever.

Took me forever compared to the scenery since I am not practiced in character art. First piece of character work I've been proud of in years.

>>93284578
>Jade being ugly when she's the most macked-on girl makes no sense.

Is she?

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I just consider all the kids to look like they do in Lexxy's art.

>>93284578
>Jade being ugly when she's the most macked-on girl makes no sense.
No, actually that's Vriska.

>>93285469
>Terezi but not really & Meenah
That's two at most. She macked on John, which is the opposite, and tried to rape Tavros, which is neither

>>93285540
And the only reason Meenah is interested is began Meenah is a pedophile.

>>93285038
>jade does that thing that dogs do in their sleep where they run

>>93284799
I like it.

>>93271604
fuk u, dad was well written.
dad egbert, not dad crocker

>>93286267
They're the same dad.

>>93286647
how dare you.

>>93286751
How dare you, you're probably a Nepetalover with that attitude.

>>93286922
but i love rose :'(

>>93286945
Even worse, you love a whore who can't even use her vagina for a constructive purpose.

If someone has that picture of nepeta as a stickman with a gun that says something along the lines of

>ac accidentally shoots efurryone in the room

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She is simply the 8est.

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Drones are asleep, post fantrolls!

>>93287492
The 8est at getting knocked up by mutantbloods maybe.

>>93287240
What is a constructive use of a vagina?

>>93269770

I dunno who that is but the art style is weird


>>93278048

Yeah so maybe its a good thing that I dont lol


>>93282704

SO THAT YOU CAN SEE WHATS BEHIND YOU

>>93288410
You know, public works: fixing sewage pipes, repaving roads. Civil engineering projects and the like. Jade's vagina can build a whole library in a month.

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>>93287562

>>93288535
That's a construction use.

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>>93269770
As long as you keep it past tense, I'm ok with it. You can even swap out Vriska for most of the cast and that sentence would be true, though I don't think anyone had as massive a dip as her.

>>93288787
>Pure autism

>>93288952

>Wikipedia has a link to a guy using this comic as an example of cognitive dissonance

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who is the biggest cuck in homestuck?

>>93289122
Caliopee

i miss nepeta

>>93288787
>these fujos who are SO desperate to prove Davekat that they take all these leaps in logic and harass WP members when they say Jade is living with Dave

>>93288787
They're really trying to push this aren't they

>>93288787
YAAAAAAAAAAAS.

FUCKING SLAY.

Good sleuthing desu. I mean everyone who's winning about it just feels comfortable doing so because 4chan allows them to hide between a veil of anonimity but really they're just bitter cucks because you actually put work into proving something while they can't do the same.

Sucks when you're always using one hand to beat off, huh?

>>93288787
>made by icels
http://dyonoi.tumblr.com/post/161956156488/i-keep-hearing-conflicting-info-about-whether-jade

WHAT
A
FUCKING
SURPRISE

>>93289449
is this a rebuttal or are you just complaining

currently all I see is a lot of whining but no counterproof

>>93289449
What the fuck is their issue.

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>>93289122

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>>93289465
>Cohen (The guy who directed it) and piggy both say that she lives with them.
Icels pls. Karkat's sitting there frowning at the picnic, and even ignoring that he'll live for only a few more years.
What makes you possibly think that relationship would last beyond some queerbaiting?

>>93289449
>>93289472


>literally go nuts trying to find any fucking evidence for your shitty ship

>>93289491
dude, i think you kinda forget the story has been taken over by a guy who promised "more queerness"

we're kinda fucked

>>93289491
>Cohen (The guy who directed it) and piggy both say that she lives with them.
Post proof. They both only joked about a threesome, Cohen said he deleted it because he was only joking. But neither of them said they were living together.

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>>93289122
are these answering your question yet

>>93289465
It's just funny that everytime I see something godawful and related to Davekat, it always goes back to her.

>>93289532
>Cohen said he deleted it because he was only joking

>when you're such a pussy you're actually scared of fat chicks

>>93289546
people need a strawman to fight because their right hand is occupied on their dick and their left is a noodle because theyve been doing nothing with it

>>93289576
So you're saying icels is only pretending to be retarded?

>>93289576
Icels, is that you?

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>>93289606
>passive aggressive responses
What do you think
Like damn girl, are you that salty and that desperately angry about Dave screwing the pooch with the girl he was actually interested in, rather than choosing the angry muppet that won't live past 40?

>davejade fanboys think endgame davekat is a stretch
pure pottery

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>>93289635
I know something that's a stretch.

>>93289606
this is the 39th time people assume im icel jfc i wanna be notorious. remember the name. im [car honking sound]

>>93289649
What the fuck are you even saying?

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>>93289635
I have trouble seeing it really. He's mortal. Even if he lived a good long life, that's nothing compared to infinity.

>>93289649
We speak English here miss.

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>>93289522
>Snapchats so bad they just stopped outright

>>93289694
damn, well aint it a good thing dave can time travel, cant believe karkats gonna end up having infinite boyfriends

SMUG DAVEKAT POSTERS
IT
BEGINS

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>>93289718
That's... not going to somehow extend Karkat's forty year life span you realize. You'd basically be trapping Dave in a groundhog day hell. I'm not surprised that Jade moved in right away honestly, they probably figure just to get on with it.

>>93289694
>Dave and Jade literally fuck the earth to extinction by overpopulating it with dog people

>>93289752
the fact you didn't get that I was joking is sad.

look, the fact they have at least 2 god tiers who can practically do anything (roxy and jake), the prospect of them dying is so small that its like trying to fuck a pinhole, youd have to be as insignificant as an ant to even try it

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>>93289765
Society is already doomed if dogness is a dominant gene. Humans are already a fairly small population in Earth C, and there doesn't seem to be much physically segregating them as they're all a single kingdom. Enough dog people entering that population means in a few generations it'll be complete saturation. An entire race of furries.

>>93289776
>they'll use god tier to immortal somehow!!! he won't die!!!
Jesus fuck you're just going down the checklist of stereotypical davekat shipper aren't you.
Face it girl, you got queerbaited. As long as you bought the shirts (which let's face it, you did), Hussie doesn't give a damn.

>>93289807

if we're gonna talk about checklists the fact you think im a girl and own wlf merch is laughable. excellent rebuttal, i've been told so bad

>>93289798
Doesn't it take like 120 people minimum for something like that?

>>93289743
Poster*

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>>93289836
Yes, and?

>>93289855
Jade's poor vagina.

>>93289798
ok, the thing that upsets me is the noses.
jesus, a common thread appears to be how crooked and jagged one can make the noses, which is just not right.
is it a trend or some shit? idk

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It's not even crooked or jagged it's like... their face is perfectly flat.

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>>93289876
Space powers.

>>93289959
Space powers cannot shrink part of a whole.

>>93289945
This was a good paring.

The only pairing for John left now that Cohen got autistic, and killed off the thing John had with Roxy.

>>93289979
Nothing stopping that from happening after Roxy gets out of jail.

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>>93289122
Is this a real question?

>>93289532
little girls linearly threaten to commit suicide over that comment, so yeah, of course he took it back.

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>>93289979
>yfw it happens at the epilogue
>implying there will be a epilogue

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>>93290027
When you're dealing with people who think Davekat is revolutionary and is the reason gay marriage got elected president or whatever, you have to treat them with kid gloves.

>>93290040
You'd have to be some kind of masochist to be like that and read Homestuck.

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>>93290065
Old Hussie might have acted like that, but new Hussie's "trolling" is stuff that gets the tweens laughing. Oh that Hussie, they say. He touched a horse, what a kidder, always messing with us! Like that time he missed the deadline of his game for four years in a row and didn't give his comic an ending!

>>93289979
What about JohnRezi?

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SHHH

It's been over a year since Homestuck ended, so I guess I must've missed the epilogue somehow... does anybody know where to find it?

Also, how was Hiveswap?

>>93290248
Both of them were amazing.

>>93290248
Stop posting this in every fucking thread, you're transparently fakeposting.

>>93290277
what are you talking about, I'm being 100% sincere
now please direct me to the most thing that hussie has been involved in so that I may partake

>>93289449
I sometimes worry for this girl. Like if davekat isn't confirmed is she going to legitimately kill herself or something.

>>93290366
Probably throw a tantrum like last time.
passive-aggressive attention whores are different from the girls that actually go through with it.

>>93289828
>talk like a tumblr retard
>get butthurt when someone says you're a merch wearing tumblr retard

What was the point of Karkat?

>>93291756
what was the point of any troll besides Vriska

>>93291756
At least at one point, it was to give us entertaining new swears.
Now though, who the fuck knows.

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Homestuck is horrible and I don't like it.

>>93292823
at this point you're just shooting bullets into a horse that's been dead for years.

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What's he looking at?

>>93288787
i saw this shit on leddit and knew it would be posted here already.
i guess that's it for davejade, then. fuck Hussie for ruining something great just to make dave gay.

>>93295423
lmao he ruined every character with the retcon

>>93295423
Shouldn't you have realized that over a year ago?

>>93295423
It was made by icels, who is fucking crazy.

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>>93291756
Sometimes you work hard to get over your insecurities, and find the ability to like the person you are. You finally manage to get past just how scared you are of being open with someone just long enough to tell them how you feel about them, that they don't need to be ashamed of who they are.

But that just creeps them out, so they rewrite time and space to pawn you off into an unbalanced relationship, leading you to being literally suicidal because you feel giving up your life for a cause is the only possible contribution of any worth you could ever make.

Oldest story in history, really.

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>>93295310
terezi being lewd

>>93296223
I remember before Homestuck ended I stupidly linked her blog in one of the threads. The next thread we had she claimed I was """stealing""" her content.

Like you said, she's partially insane most of the times and it's best not to give her attention.

>>93292823
We don't like it either. That's just the way it is now.

>>93290108
Three years and nothing came of it.

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>>93289979
>>93290108
imagine this but with vriska instead of roxy
>inb4 john becomes the first human to fill all its quadrants

>>93296329
Least she's doing a great job of lowering people's already low opinions of davekat shippers.

>>93296392
I don't want to imagine it. Because someone already drew fanart of your shitty wish-fulfillment with Rosemary and Davekat.

>>93296223
eh, i double checked it myself in Photoshop to see whether she fudged the colors because i wouldn't put it past her to do that, but sadly the colors line up almost exactly and they don't look like the other troll colors, so it doesn't fucking matter anymore.

>>93296447
You're reading too much into it. This like shoe shipping but even more desperate.

>>93296392
that's neat, if Vriska wasn't over john and vise versa.
JohnRoxRezi was pretty neat though.

>>93296461
I mean, I think the person compiling the research is a liiiiiiiitle biased.

>>93296447
how do you explain yourself out of a house being exactly the same color as Jade's signature color? because i'd like to hear it.
there's no hope unless dave lives in his own house off-screen too, but considering most of the shit in it was his i doubt it.

>>93296542
was for >>93296461

>>93296542
Jesus christ dude even the person who directed it said they were living together.

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>>93296542
Dear fucking god, are you seriously considering this? It's literally a crackpot theory made by a completely nuts fujoshit who has been trying to whine about it for over a year now.
It's not evidence, it's not even BKEW. It's grasping at straws for the sake of a ship that even Hussie didn't end up caring about.

>>93296558
Hussie did the credits though, Cohen only did halloween. and it was a ot3 bullshit "joke"

>>93296602
Cohen helped do the credits, and said as much.
Also it was a "joke". He had to reign back because the davekat shippers threw a massive shitstorm over it, which they always do.

>>93296398
Yeah, before Davekat got popular I heard of Icels. I thought she and the other davekat shippers were okay but turns out they're the bubbline fans of homestuck.

Sorry for talking about that shit ship so much.

>>93296618
She also set up and runs the discord for the homestuck groups, and bans anyone who speaks negatively about davekat. This is not a reasonable person we're talking about here.

>>93296542
>Davejadefags having a breakdown because his overrated ship isn't canon

Will we be free soon?

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settle down butt clowns i'm tryin ta ship over he'a!

>>93296636
We may as well make our own homestuck discord or something.

>>93296616
he never said that. there's a post on his reddit account that says that he only wrote for the snaps until halloween on. i appreciate the sentiment anon, but you don't have to make shit up either.

Ah yes, and now we have the "DUDES WE SHOULD ALL JUST ACCEPT DAVEKAT IS INEVITABLE" anon.

Why in God's name did the fucking morons making Hiveswap think they'd be finished in January if they still aren't done with the game now, or what the fuck happened to make them so very wrong about that?

>>93296700
>Hussie is so smart, he kept Homestuck eternal with shitty shipping discussion

>>93296891
nah, he would have let JohnRoxy still be a thing and have the same thing happened to the JohnRoxy/CaliRoxy shippers.
THEN it would have been hilarious.

>>93296825
they have never made a video game before and have no idea what they're doing
blunders like this have happened to much more experienced developers than them. not that this means they should be free from criticism or anything, but it's not surprising in the least

>>93296891
He is so smart, hes making hiveswap with his own money.

>>93296636
Let's not forget when somebody on tumblr asked her if that Meteorbound Davekat game would be finished, she said she was still working on it and then said she's not as bad as Whatpumpkin.

>>93296959
>Hussie assembles a video game development team of people who have never made a video game before

>>93297033
what are you talking about. he has toby fox~ ;D

>>93297067
>when the little gremlin living in your basement becomes a more influential person than you ever were

>>93297023
Sounds like a poor attempt at a joke regarding deadlines.
I get finding her annoying, but you sound kind of obsessed.

>>93269770
>Vriska was [given the framework to be] a well-written character.
You dropped some words, OP.

>>93297111
Yeah, I admit I'm digging deep into this.

>>93297111
>>93297260
She is a shitty person yeah.

>>93297105
Since andrew will never have kids he should see toby as one.

>>93297561
>Since andrew will never have kids
He already did.

>>93296281
"You're creepy Karkat, I'm going to go die for a maniac who hurts everyone she loves."

>>93296392
yeah, john, the guy who's sick to death of troll bullshit, should really get into the murder carousel that is troll quadrants.

>>93297768
>tfw Terezi would rather fuck Dave, Gamzee, Vriska and John than Karkat

>>93297605
Fictional characters dont count

>>93298063
They do in my heart.

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>>93285038
this has been and always will be the canon portrayal

>>93279248
>jane
>subservient
>selfless
>a victim of any sort
jane is by far the most coincided bitch the entire comic i would argue even more so than vriska who at least acknowledges her flaws even if she refuses to fix them.
she made jakes life a living hell just for the fact that he
a. didn't want to fuck her
b. believed her when he asked if she wanted to fuck him and she said no
and constantly disregarded the feelings of her other two friends.
and let us not forget
"i liked you better when you were an alcoholic"

>>93298605
Jade and John are too pretty.

>>93299093
Jade and John gotta be at least somewhat pretty, considering how many people mack on them through the course of this trainwreck.

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>>93299093
Jade is cute! Cute!

>>93297964
HA!

>>93298605
What if Homestuck the Animated Series was in this style.

>>93299448
Honestly I'm okay with Hiveswap's style and animation. It's just too low frame.

have you ever wished you and your friends could play Sburb? try Skrub: the Tabletop Creation Myth

heres a link to where you can find some more information https://skrub-ttrpg.tumblr.com/post/161880883236/hello-hello-ive-just-discovered-your-blog-and

>>93300053
oh nice, good to see that at least one of these survived the forum purge

>>93300196
Shame all the other good stuff didn't

>>93279248
Wasn't this all written by the writer of double death of the author.

>People who draw homestuck characters African American


I dont mind tanned jade but Midnight Dark Coffee black triggers me.

>>93300790
>>93301010
F8CK 8FF

>>93269770
Who?

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>>93300790
me

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>>93300790

>>93294662
I'm pretty sure their size difference is not that big, she is 19 while he's 16

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>>93294662
>tfw this ship could've been great
Hussie ruined everything that had potential in this comic.

>Karezi used to be the most popular ship in the fandom

please just let it die oh my god
even hussie is just trying to kill it off
homestuck is trying to fucking end itself please just let it rest in peace this is practically necrophilia

>>93301651
i would gladly fuck a corpse if that corpse is homestuck.

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>>93278252
>>93278281
>>93278352
>>93278411
>>93278519
>avoiding the complete and total cancer which consumed the rest of the story

andINHALING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF HORSEPAENUS

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>>93270729
ill fuck the nep right after you shut her down i want to roughly fuck her after shes mentally destroyed and she will remain as my play thing

>>93301651
i don't even miss homestuck anymore
i just miss the awful community i was deeply immersed in, one i've never found a replacement for
just like my alcoholic aunt who keeps trying to recapture her youth by hopping from club to club wearing clothes that no longer flatter her, i've succumbed to checking /co/'s catalog for approximations of the thing that used to make me feel alive

Using https://www.random.org/integers/ to determine a number, go to http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=[X], where [X] is a randomly determined number between 1901 and 10029.

Reply to this post with the URL to the page you've visited and remark upon whether or not this particular page is the point where Homestuck stopped being good.
If the page you've rolled is a GIF, post the image alongside your post.

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>>93301902
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009544
>Act Six Act Six Intermission Five
Nah, Homestuck stopped being good well before this point.

>>93301902
hey you dumb cunt, you forgot to say that you need to append the number with enough zeroes that the final string is six digits long (001901, 010029, etc.)

>>93301944
wish the guy who did this got some jade done

>>93301972
no, Jade is for innocent love, not horsecocks.

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>>93301972
I wish he did some Vriska so I'd have something besides Mindwipe to fap to.

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>>93301902
>http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004709
>TFW just reread the entire pesterlog
Man, I miss this Homestuck.

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>>93301944
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1429471#search=Aradia_Megido%20Equius_Zahhak

>>93302009
Let the HORNSEDICK inside your heart, child.

>>93301902
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004258
think this is one of the early pages with vriska on it, so this is close to it
what a horrible character

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>>93302134
Jade does not take animal penises!

>>93302268
Except the knot.

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>>93302268
gosh lexxy sure knew how to draw them 13 year old keedz

whatever happened to her? when did she bail from this trainwreck?

also
>no animal paenus!
>implying

>>93302377
Jade Harley does not take knots, nor know how to tie any kind of shoelace!

>>93302393
she died dude

>>93302393
If I recall correctly, she was on Penny Arcade's Strip Search, started "The Cloud Factory", and then had some anxiety issues that led her to take a hiatus. After that, she got work at Gigantic games doing art for their MOBA. And that's pretty much been it.

>>93302268
>>93302377
>>93302407
Jade is the one who knots

_____ takes the knot

>>93302848
She also tried to win Strip Search by being as close to naked as legally permissible when on the show, possibly because she didn't realize the name was a joke?

>>93302983
Her clitoris is just that engorged huh.

>>93303266
>clitoris

Are you memeing, or did you stop reading Homestuck before she got fused with Bec?

I don't blame you if you did, it was headed downhill even before that

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>>93290108
>>93296392
>>93296470
>>93289979

I'm here to remind you how John needs to knock up Lalondes.

>>93303306
Right, sorry, forgot Jade suffered from female circumcision

>>93303923
Human genital manipulation*

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>>93302848
>anxiety issues

>>93303048
Pics?

>>93305349
sent ;)

>>93305393
Thx bro I came