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Did you know that if a grave robber unearthed the original voice actress of South Park's females he'd find a headless body?
Shortly before the Christmas special, the legendary VA decapitated herself with a powerful shotgun, standing over wrapped presents when doing so. No one will ever know the presents she wrapped, as the recipients burned the bloodsoaked boxes.
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ITT: things I didn't need to know.
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>>93265945
idiots. I bet those presents held instructions on how to perform the miracle of resurrection, and she was planning on giving humanity the truth of what lies beyond death
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What went wrong?
https://youtu.be/Ht5c64Q_Pi8
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>>93265945
I know VA's who would have killed for her roles. What a waste
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Mary Kay Bergman should be the poster child for suicide prevention. Just read she killed herself thinking she'd be jobless if South Park got cancelled. If only she fucking knew.
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>>93265945
Fuck, I didn't know one of the South Park VA's was dead (aside from Isaac Hayes). And not long after the show started.
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>>93266627
Even more fucked up is the fact she voiced literally all the females
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>>93265978
Oh shit that could be one good episode!
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>>93265978
>be nephew
>aunt promised playstation
>wake up xmas morning
>she's dead and the console burned
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>>93266004
She had terrible anxiety and depression. Even mild anxiety can be a bitch, I can't imagine living with a really severe case.
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>>93266004
So I'm wondering where she would be now if she was alive
Probably would only be working on South Park exclusively, like a Simpsons VA
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>>93266875
>investigators show up
>gives you her diary that says she loved you and always wanted to straight shota
>wrote that she also wrapped hundreds of lewd photos to get you through puberty
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>>93267004
There isnt a worse fucking feeling in the world. I should know.
>be me
>my bisexual love interest and her qt tomboy gf invite me over for once in a lifetime threesome opportunity
>all set and ready to drive there
>get call from mom that cousin who i never even fucking liked hit his head on sink after stroke and the whole family should be there for support
God is a cruel bastard. The only sex under my belt to this day is still a dirty prostitute which I cringe about because her pimp was outside the hotel room the entire time
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>>93267000
All I know is the feminazi Wendy we have today would be alot more tolerable with her original voice
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>>93266970
I'll take anxiety any day than giving my family nightmares about splattering my brains on the fucking carpet
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>>93266850
Your faith in there ever being another good SP episode is admirable
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Judith Barsi
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>>93267000
Her range was UNREAL. She voiced Daphne, Timmy Turner, Batgirl, Dr. Blight (after they got rid of Meg Ryan post season 1), all those South Park characters....she taught Grey Griffin everything she knows and mentored Tara Strong. She'd be the most prolific voice actress of all time if she was still living today, she'd be EVERYWHERE.
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>>93267087
Pussy. You should've given your mom an excuse and gone to the threesome anyway. Like violent diarrhea or something.
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