Explain to me one more day and why its bad

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> No science or magic can treat a simple bullet wound
> Mephisto claims a marriage as payment instead of something like their souls or turning MJ into his cumdumpster

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JUST LET THE OLD CUNT DIE

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>spiderman is happy and married to MJ
>gets his identity revealed during civil war
>aunt may dies due to a failed assassination attempt on him
>goes to everyone, and asks for help
>literally everyone
>mephisto offers him a deal
>save may's life in exchange for their marriage

bonus points
>"the story cant go anywhere if peter parker is married and happy" -some dipshit writer
>writer's kid is used as the model for Peter and MJ's unborn kid

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Peter Parker sells his marriage, and by extension his unborn child, to Satan, to save the life of a decrepit old woman who has already 'died' twice and would realistically die of old age within a decade anyway
This results in Peter being a middle-aged man still living with his aunt and still working a bottom-barrel job as a freelance photographer