Can you tell me the story of Catcher Freeman /co/?

HE CAME UP OUT DAT WATER LIKE JASON
HE SO GANGSTA

>>93261677
Catcher was a punk ass slave who was the illegitimate son of his master. He wooed his father/owner with his screenplay and was about to gain freedom legitimately when the other slaves rebelled. In the battle, Catcher acquired a rifle and attempted to kill the bitch who was ready to kill his father, but missed and shot him instead. He went along with it and got some milk chocolate pussy. The End

>>93262447
Oh, oh, is the moral of this story don't trust mulattos? That seems like some Boondocks shit.

>>93262490
I don't get it, it's just a picture of Mario? I do feeling really pissed off for something though...fucking Luigi's Mansion 2...

He was a rabid negro that captured fleeing niggas. Then he ended up marrying a Jezebel hussy and had freak babies together. The end.

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>>93262533

HOW DARE YOU BROTHER!

you need to be pissed about "Where is Mario"

>>93261677
It'll have to wait. General, another settlement needs our help.

BOY CATCHER FREEMAN WAS THE GREATEST SLAVE HERO WHO LED A REBELLION ON THE WHITE MAN AND REFLECTED BULLETS WITH HIS CUFFS MY NIGGA DID YOU HEAR ME ITS SYMBOLIC

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I know of at least one Antebellum-era, published book which basically amounts to a primary source for Uncle Ruckus' description of slavery.

>>93261677

I wish you didn't post this because all it makes me think about is the awful final season