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Can this be a thing?

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Can this be a thing?
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>>93260234
they seem to already of made it a thing
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>>93260234
Dear god I hope not.
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Post more.
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>>93260234
a thing that exists?
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not funny

art is cute though
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>>93260435
agreed, Reaperfield is 1000 times better than this shit
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>>93261128
I dunno
>>93261210
Is kind of funny.

But yeah reaperfield is better.
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Can this be a thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IydZOlx2yrc
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All of these are just things that happen when owning a cat. There is no need for the Overwatch theme, hell there is no need for the comic because each of these have been done to death.
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These are adorable
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>>93261210
>>93261264
reaperfield did it better
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>>93261684
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>>93261684
>>93261264
>>93261706
>>93261128
>Reaperfield
IT'S REAPFIELD YOU FUCKING MONGOLOIDS
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>>93260234
whats the deal with genji and mercy anyways?

I feel like these are over designed characters but I cant tell their personalities nor what they are about. Unlike the charas from TF2.
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>>93261867
Raperfield
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>>93260326
>of
???????????
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>>93261890
She rebuilt him in the backstory and saved his life...
So they wanna fuck I guess?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6F_phzylVg
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>>93261890
mercy is a medic who is secretly a zombie only kept alive by her own technology and has a lot of repressed guilt
genji is basically a cross between zuko and raiden, who she saved from near-death with her technology
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>>93260234
>Genji constantly trying to kill Mercy in game
>People ship them

They make me sick
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>>93262265
But is it worse than the gay shippers?
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>>93261890
Genji is a squishy character and whoever mains him is usually shit and playing him because they want to be Japanese. They always spam that they need healing while not staying on the point so mercy, most common used healer, tries to keep them alive
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>>93262211
And didn't she do the same thing with Reaper, but fucked up because it was the first time?
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>>93262265
Isn't everyone trying to kill everyone in game? Was under the impression that literally everything in-game isn't actually canon to the setting.
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>>93261867
shut up, you're the only that cares
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>>93262762
They can die too
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>>93262762
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GenjiCat comics are cute. The Overwatch fanbase and most of /co/ is cancer.

So yeah.
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>>93260455
>Reinbark
Heh.
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>>93262762
>>93262265
This. Mercy is the property of Pharah
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>>93261890
>I cant tell their personalities nor what they are about.
Genji I can understand but can you seriously not tell Mercy's personality or role from her design?
It's about as obvious as possible.
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>>93262211
>mercy is a medic who is secretly a zombie only kept alive by her own technology
But that's just a theory
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>>93261264
>looks around
>"now where could my healer be?"
>"REAPFIELD"
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>>93260234
HAHAHA video Gamez and Cats amiright? XD
SO hilarious
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>>93264129
Yes, worth a good light chuckle indeed
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>>93261890
If there's one character in Overwatch whose personality you can discern from their design, it'd be Mercy.
If you truly need a character with no personality, look no further than Pharah.
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Where's the comic of Genji having 199/200 health, requiring immedeate medical attention
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>>93263935
Mercy is property of:
-solider 76
-pharah
-zarya
-genji


What does this mean!
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>>93264236
>muh innocents
They should flesh our her mommy issues
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>>93263935
Pharmercy is for plebs.
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>>93260298
>Trash Sombra
Do NOT bully best girl!
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>>93261684
>>93261706
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>>93264236
Shit. This explains why I dislike her so much. A literal robot has more character than her
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>>93264731
Enjoy your extended clip :^)
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>>93263955
>>93264236
Mercy's personality is not at all evident from her design.

Her design makes her look like some kind of medical nun, all super nice and shit

But her voicelines are some of the most passive aggressive, "I'm so tired of you stupid idiots getting hurt all the time" backhanded insults ever.

She's a medical genius that invented some nanotech super-healing mojo and she is sick of having to waste it on everyone elses retardation.
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Post Reapfield
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>>93264918
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>>93264862
So you're mad that you can't tell she's snarky by looking at her? Do you think mean people are ugly or something? You must be literally a child.
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>>93261913
shut the fuck up you asshole. I was raped as a child and it is not exceptable to make those jokes. Do you think it's funny?
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>>93261890
just play the game
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>>93265030
When will it be F2P.

It's a shooter with MOBA elements
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>>93260283
I think her saying "been here all along" would have been funnier.
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>>93265046
>When will it be F2P.
doubt it will happen anytime soon, going from retail to F2P is only for un-successful titles.
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>>93265046
it probably won't go f2p but the price drops by 10 or 20 dollars every once in a while during sales. Considering you don't need to spend a dime after the initial purchase and new content is regularly added, it's a pretty good deal.
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>>93263965
A Game Theory! Thanks for Watching.
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>>93264236
>>93264840
>insulting best waifu
I will cut you
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>>93265046
>When will it be F2P.
Should have played during the free weekend then
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>>93264862
Heroes never die!... for a price.
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>>93260455
it looks like theyre saying anal
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>>93264236
>If you truly need a character with no personality
She's lawful neutral. She's a straight-shooting soldier who believes in justice above all. She feels responsible for protecting as many of her team mates as she can while on missions. She has a personality, it's just not interesting.
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>>93263935
Confirmed shit taste
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>>93260234
>game with 0 personality
>have shitty comics
WHO WOULD GUESS?
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>>93264731
Roadhog is for making muscle girls squeal
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>>93265046
>>93265134
>>93265167
Why not playing it at a friends place?
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>>93263935
>CULTURAL APROPRIATION REEEEEEE
>blizzard makes a spray that shows pharas dad as a native american
>happy pupper.jpg
I sure am glad Blizzard wont allow their fictional characters to optionally dress up in an possibly offensive way
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>overwatch
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>>93264862
In game voicelines are pretty much just banter.
Lore wise, she pretty much is as you first described her
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>>93264236
It's true. She has no interesting lines or emotes. She can't even dance, she just does an autistic little air guitar thing.
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>>93265589
>CULTURAL APROPRIATION REEEEEEE
And some injuns want to make it illegal.
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>>93265605
>posts a picture that could as well be a new character
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>>93265619
>>93264862
>IS MERCY THE REAL VILLAIN IN OVERWATCH CLICK LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY VIDEO
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>Whole thread
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>>93265642
>>five seconds in
>>it's ya boy neverover-watch
>>now smash that like and subscribe button
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>>93264972
She's not "snarky", she's a morally grey scientist who hides behind an angelic veneer.
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>>93265735
>she's a morally grey
citation needed
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>>93265569
>Console
>>93265528
>tfw when best girls Zarya, Sombra, Phara and symmetra gets little porn
White women where a mistake
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>>93265674
This anon gets it
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>>93265788
>console
Your friends wont let you use their computer, thats what you are saying?
Dont you have a friend that you are so cool with that you can just ask to spend an afternoon at his place playing games?
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>>93264517
Healsluts gonna healslut.
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>>93265850
Anon got some nasty doritos covered hands, he is THATGUY /tg/ is always talking about.
His friends probably ask him to bring his own controller too, when playing video games.
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>>93265881
oh, ok
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>>93265850
I do but it's just isen't the same on PC
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Mercy is for Soldier.
Mercy is not a lesbo and Pharmercy is gutter-tier shit.

Mei does not ship with Junkrat, Mei is cancer and you should feel bad if you like that. Mei gets no one.

Hanzo is a faggot but doesn't deserve anyone because the hitbox on his arrows was reverted and he's still overpowered as shit.

Genji and Zenyatta is weird in a cute way but stop it holy shit.

Don't even think about touching Winston. That's Zoophillia, anon.

Tracer is a turboslut and canon lesbo, so ship her all you like with anyone because she's shit and you're an autistic idiot if you main her. That said, Tracemaker is pretty godly.
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>>93266169
No, Hana is for Soldier.
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>>93266263
Soldier is a grizzled veteran. He wouldn't want a whiny annoying gamer gurl that wouldn't listen to him and be a twat 24/7.

Besides, babby D.Va is for ThiccMech.
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>>93266169
>having opinions on ships at all
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>>93261953
should of
could of
would of
but dident
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>>93266263
>>93266281
Soldier and Dva should be a daughterfu relationship if it exists.
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>>93266169

What about Bastion and Orisa?
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>>93266377
with benefits
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>>93266411
n a h
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>>93266169
>Mei gets no one.
Mei doesn't "get" anyone, she takes whomever she wants.
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>all these anons talking shit about Overwatch
>meanwhile Im just enjoying the comic and the occasional game
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>>93266403
Literally the purest relationship in the world
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>>>/v/
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>>93266263
Hana is for her own Dorito stained fingers
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>no Junker-centric animated short yet
>no Junkertown map
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As long as there's an overwatch thread on /co/, how about some piemation shorts?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYVVUQ80Okk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiWw_tk3bYQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAR5qiPZAQw
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>>93265760
She's the one who crashed Overwatch with no survivors in the first place. And turned Reyes into a hideous vampire monster who was programmed only to feel pain.
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>>93266169
>Mei does not ship with Junkrat
4chan Anonymous being wrong as usual!
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>>93266403
Bastion is on a roadtrip with Brobjorn at the moment. He has no time for broads.
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>>93267054
>4chan Anonymous being wrong as usual!
So, anon is wrong, but you are wrong too?
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>>93267122
I'm actually a namefag. I just picked Anonymous for the name so I can't be filtered.
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>>93267140
ok, virt
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>>93262078
>So they wanna fuck I guess?

One of the devs that mains Genji wants them to fuck really badly, but Blizzard keeps telling him "no."

...well, for the moment, at least.
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Meanwhile, in an alternate universe...
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>>93267040
>She's the one who crashed Overwatch with no survivors in the first place.
That was Reyes, Mercy just didn't think it was worth saving after him and Morrison blew everything up

>And turned Reyes into a hideous vampire monster who was programmed only to feel pain
Probably not. She seems to have no idea why he is the way he is. More likely Talon stole her tech and fucked Reyes up because they didn't know how to use it.
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>>93267188
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>>93267202
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>>93264236
You wouldn't say that if she was a guy.

No, seriously, she's just your typical young soldier who takes her job seriously but pretends the rocket is her penis when her superiors aren't looking.

Her laugh emote is a heartful chuckle before stopping herself and straightening up. Like three of her emotes is just her being flashy and showing off one way or another.
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>>93267188
>>93267202
>>93267218

Why does Widowmaker have Winston's nose?
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>>93265528
SAUCE
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>>93267317
If she took Winston's nose, then how does he smell?
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>>93267218
>nobody dies for real - the game
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>>93267348
Orangekisses
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>>93267317
Winstowmaker
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>>93267365
like a damn dirty ape
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>>93263935
>>93264517
Im fine with Mercy with anyone BUT Genji to be honest. Im a Lucio main though, but i do pick Mercy every once in a while and when i do Genji continue to justify Mercymains hating them.
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>>93267419
Mercy mains have no to right to an opinion desu
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>>93267419
Mercy main here.
Fuck genji and Tracer.
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>>93267202
>>93267218
>>93267188
>The family overwatch au by this artist
Pretty good chuckle.
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>>93267455
>fuck genji and tracer
enough with the shipping
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>>93267444
>said the fag that keeps charging alone, without any cover and spamming I need healing
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>>93266281
>>93266377
>>93266760
Pretty sure he meant Ana. Most of the fandom thinks Soldier is Pharah's dad.
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>>93267480
Everygame has a toxic faggot that fucks up and blame it on the team, anon.
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>>93267480
I have my most hours on Ana desu
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>>93267444
>OVERWATCH players have no right to opinion
ftfy
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>>93267487
Random Canadian man was the best solution to all that
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>>93260455
>ms
>not dr
triggered
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>>93267528
> A FUCKING LEAF
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>>93267218
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>>93267555
Reinhardt is Justice Mentor
Leaf is just sperm donor
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Don't mind me, posting best ship.
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>>93267555
Now now, we all know that the LEAF hero will be a Labrador from Labrador because we need more animal reps and a dog would allow some DOG VS MONKEY fun.
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>>93260455
I'm 30 and i lol'd at lucio.

where did my life go so wrong
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>>93267569
Pharah visits Leaf sometimes, like in the holiday comic.

>>93267587
I don't know if Blizzard would want us shooting a dog.
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>>93263853
I want a McCee dog so bad.
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>>93267620
>Angela knows about Jesse's vices
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>>93267620
Well they let us shoot Winston after Harambe, so why not?
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>>93267459
>>>The family overwatch au by this artist
>Pretty good chuckle.
"Morrison thought a jalapeno was a sex thing, pass it on!"
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>>93267635
That, or the fact that before he "joined" Overwatch he was a train robbing bandit. Like the dude just walked out a western and right into Terminator or the Animatrix.
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>>93267681
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>>93267382
God bless you anon
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>>93267696
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>>93267711
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>>93267727
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>>93267741
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>>93264236
The big problem with Pharah is that they quickly seemingly retconned the only interesting thing about her (Mommy issues, when said Mom is considered one of the greatest heroes in the world).

It quickly turns out that she actually loves her Mom big time, the only reason she acts so bitter about it all is that she knows her Mom never wanted her to be a soldier but she became one anyway.


D.Va has less personality for the record though. She's just slotted in with no real link to anybody else, and the only argument she has with anyone in the game is Widowmaker calling her a child, which brings back the epic response of "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHILD?!" Girl really needs a comic or short to flesh her out a bit. Even fucking Bastion has more personality and links to the lore than she does.
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>>93267348
>>93267697
It was written on the corner of the picture you simpleton
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>>93260234
Overwatch characters are the definition of bland and generic
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>>93267759
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>>93267781
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>>93267803
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>>93260298
cute
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>>93267760
I think you people are confusing "compelling backstory" for "personality".

D.Va has a lot of personality. She's completely obnoxious, cocksure, and a total douchebag.
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>>93264236
Pharah is a child at heart under her soldier exterior, which you would know if you looked at how her laugh and dancing emotes are.
Worst character is actually Orisa.
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>>93267839
Orisa is literally just a bot. Best it has is crossguard flavor but literally just a soulless aimbot
good overall kit though
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>>93267760
D.Vas issue is that her "popularity" has turned her "high risk", just look at the fucking "Officer" drama which was just over optional skin, now realize how fucking crazy her "fans" would be if she actually had her flaws shown as flaws rather then YOU GO GIRL traits.
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>>93267871
>, just look at the fucking "Officer" drama which was just over optional skin
Oh please it was a handful of retarded Tumblr users, there is no need to blow them out of proportion. Nobody in an official capacity acknowledged them in any significant way.
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>>93267820
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>>93267777
Quads don't lie.
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With Metzen gone, there will never be a de-corruption story point in the vein of pic related....
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>>93267971
Counter-point: the majority of the cast passes the Plinkett test. As such, quads DO lie.
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>>93267992
>Counter-point: the majority of the cast passes the Plinkett test. As such, quads DO lie.
Bland and generic characters pass the Plinkett test. The Plinkett test is just a test to see if you're dealing with basically formed characters at all, nto that they're good.

Every Overwatch character is EXACTLY as they appear.
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>>93267871
>>93267890
"officer drama" what the hell.

I thought everyone loved the officer skin.

>>93267975
>No ZenWidow rede

mption arc

Dammit, why?
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>>93267419
lucio main here (orisa, too)
I feel your pain
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>>93261890
>These over designed characters don't compare to my more simpler superior design of TF2

Oh my days people who do this. What can you tell me about anyone from the TF2 cast just by looking at them that doesn't boil down to X-stereotype?

I don't even like Overwatch but you people who wank of TF2 like it invented arena shooters are such pretentious twats.

Shit ruins /v/ because all of you fall over yourselves to dick measure how much you love the cunts at valve.
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>>93268032
Zen carries a little tiny grudge towards her over killing his friend.
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>>93267992
The Plinkett test just tests for being a character, not for being a quality one.
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>>93268056
TF2 didn't invent arena shooters.
But it still does everything Overwatch does but better.

And there's a bit of resentment from TF2 fans because of how the devs refused to acknowledge inspiration.
In all their interviews about what games they were inspired by, it's all "You know... All of them really".
They say this while having a guy who makes turrets stronger by hitting it and a German speaking medic with a heal gun
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>>93260234
Overwatch is trash though, and these jokes aren't even funny.

You just have bad taste, OP.
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>>93267975

Good. Not every bad guy needs to be redeemed.
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>>93260234
I DISLIKE POPULAR THING
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>>93268111
Attractive female ones do.
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>>93261890
I might miss some bits here, because Genji is the character I care the least about. This is split into two parts.

Genji was the second heir to the Shimada Clan. He was also a brat. While his older brother Hanzo took his position and training seriously, Genji would rather go down to the local arcade and waste his time slacking off. Genji disgraced his clans name repeatedly, until eventually he went too far. Hanzo was ordered to take care of him. While conflicted, Hanzo did try to assassinate his brother. For many years, Hanzo assumed he had killed Genji and would soon run away from his Clan in shame, questioning what on earth he had just done. But having fled the scene rather than check the body, Hanzo never knew that his hesitant shots, while mortally wounding Genji, hadn't killed him on the spot. He was found by Overwatch.

Dr Angela Ziegler, aka Mercy, Overwatch's young medical scientist got to work on rebuilding Genji. Part machine and fueled by anger at his brothers betrayal, Genji was put under the command of Blackwatch's leader Gabriel Reyes (Reaper. Jesse McCree was also part of this team). As part of this team, he would work in the shadows, doing the jobs too dirty for Overwatch's name, while also sparring with Overwatch's new recruits such as Lena Oxton (Who would go on to become Tracer).

Mercy would join Tracer and two of the founders of Overwatch (Lt Reinhardt Wielhem and Torbjörn Lindholm) in a mission to save London from the Omnic Terrorist group Null Sector. While they were ultimately successful in their mission, Commander Morrison's decision to send them into a place that they had been told to stay out of would ultimately see the Governement take apart Overwatch. Mercy would disappear for several years after this, off to do humanitarian work mostly. Supposedly.
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>>93264988
Depends. Were you raped by a clown?
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>>93268082
>a German speaking medic with a heal gun

Mercy is a Swede, bro.
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Overwatch is shit and all of the fanart is either unfunny or a reskin of another comic
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>>93268140
>>93261890

At some point, Reyes dies. While it's unclear what happened, he was bought back to life as a monster. According to the man now known as Reaper, there is one person responsible for this who continues to claim ignorance of the matter: Mercy.

Meanwhile, with Overwatch dissolved and Gabriel's apparent death spelt the end of Blackwatch, Genji once again found himself alone in the world, still driven entirely by a lust for blood and revenge. The fun loving Genji had died to Hanzo's arrows, and he searched the world for vengeance.

Instead, he found Zenyatta whilst patrolling the desert areas. A young Omnic monk living in the shadow of his brother Monyatta, Zen too had been considered a hot-head by his brothers, and was on a journey to try and find himself. Coming across Genji, Zen decided to take the young cyborg under his wing to try and teach him the way of the Iris (the Omnic religion) and re-focus his soul.

After many years of training and in the wake of his brothers death, Zen returned to his temple of Monks and brought Genji with him. They were welcomed back with open arms, and for the first time in his life, Genji felt at home. He would keep in touch with Dr Ziegler, the woman he owes saving his life to, and keep her updated on his progress. They are clearly close.

Some time later, Winston would put out the call to reform Overwatch. Genji was one of those who decided to answer the call, but not before one final stop first. Finally tracking down his brother after all these years, Genji confronted Hanzo and was able to defeat him in combat. Instead of killing him like he had imagined all those years ago, Genji offered an olive branch. He asked Hanzo to consider joining him at Overwatch. Genji would leave Hanzo to think.

Mercy would come out of hiding too, and hasn't aged a day. Mercy is a woman of mystery, but it is clear that at least one hero, Mei-Ling Zhou, is growing suspicious of who Angela really is.
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>>93266169
Jack is for Reyes, 76 and Reaper are for being alone
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>>93268111
A redemption storyline (if you can even call it that) makes sense for Widow in particular though.
She isn't acting of her own accord, she was tortured, brainwashed and biologically altered to become Talon's asset.

A redemption story for Widowmaker makes sense because she was a good person who's been forced to do evil, so her becoming good again would just be a case of her asserting her own agency over her captors.

A redemption story for somebody like Reyes would suck though, because he's just a petty asshole and always has been.
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>>93268082
>All of them really
which is the same thing blizzard did with WoW, to be fair.

>>93261890
>>93268056
I see both as having their positives.

Plus, TF2's 'pure design' has kiiiiind of been diluted a lot with cosmetics.

I mean you nearly have as much character editing fucking City of Heroes if you have enough cosmetics.

>>93268057
Fuck, we could have had an arc too with Zenyatta needing to apply his own lessons and let go of his own anger to try to help Widowmaker.

>>93268163
I dunno, outside of taking poses from Jojo, this one seems pretty specific to Overwatch:
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>>93268159
>Swede
Swiss, so she still speaks German.
Torb's a Swede
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>>93268159
She's Swiss.
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>>93265305
>Justice above all
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>>93268209
>which is the same thing blizzard did with WoW, to be fair.
Which is again, bullshit
WoW took from Everquest quite heavily
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>>93260234
You know, not everything has to be overwatch related
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>>93268209
This comic must pre-date the official Ana comic, where she was code-name Shrike.
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>>93266320
>Not having opinions on everything under the sun on 4chan
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>>93268086
>Talks about bad taste
>While using a Steven Universe image
What did he mean by this?
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>>93268196
>because he's just a petty asshole and always has been.
Fuck that shit. Both flashbacks we've seen in the comics has shown that Reyes was the "funny one" of the original Overwatch founders, and the London comic showed that while Jack and Ana were initially willing to step back and let the attacks keep happening like good obedient children, Reyes just stuck up a middle finger to the people in charge and said "Fuck you, people are dying. I'm sending in my best shooter to go save them."

Reyes was a bro and a true hero that got betrayed and turned into a monster.

Reaper deserves to at least have the truth exposed to clear his name a little. Symmetra and Widow deserve redemption arcs. Hanzo seems like he's going to get one anyway. Bastion turning into Torb's sidekick basically is one too.

Junkrat, Roadhog (He's got a sad past but it doesn't excuse his actions since), and Sombra are the assholes who don't deserve a redemption story. And maybe Mercy too if it turns out that she really is evil.
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>>93266169
I really wish they hadn't made Tracer, one of their most iconic and pushed characters, so goddamn intolerable.
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>>93268196
The worst part is, her old personality is more and more evidently still alive inside her, which is an extra layer of horror.
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>>93268282
My opinion on fag shit is that it's not worth having an opinion on.
Your move, Samurai.
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>>93268111
Wrong. It just makes it hotter when they succumb to their old ways against their will.
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>>93268336
My opinion is that your opinions are shit and should be disregarded. Checkmate.
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>>93268327
Widow's backstory is almost out of place with how horrible it is in Overwatch's "Positive Future" setting.
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>>93268316
>Symmetra
The only thing Symmetra is guilty of is giving people boners. She just works for an evil corporation, but she's such an autismo she didn't see it immediately.
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>>93268370
>Overwatch's "Positive Future" setting.
What?
The world was almost destroyed by rampant technology abuse
And it's about to happen again.
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>>93268358
>Not wanting to look like starlord crossed with future soldier cable
Look at this fashion impaired pleb.
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>>93261890
Mercy is easy, but I'll give you Genji.

The thing about Genji I thought was weird is we meet him at the end of his character arc.

He starts out as a carefree rich playboy, then is nearly killed by his brother for dishonoring the family crime business and becomes a cyborg, putting him in his self-hating emo "I'm a monster" phase, then he meets Zenyatta who becomes his Yoda and teaches him zen shit and how to embrace his new life.

And that's where we have current Genji, someone who has embraced their purpose as a hero but whose carefree personality is beginning to return.
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>>93268388
Africa and Iraq have giant Hong Kong-tier cities in them.
It's pretty damn positive.
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>>93266320
>not hating ships and shipping itself with a passion
Fucking disgusting
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>>93265046
>Blizzard
>f2p

Never ever. Even WoW still has a subscription fee.
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>>93268388
That's how they describe it. Even out of the Omnic Crisis, humans and robots learned to rebuild the world and shit like that, teamwork and friendship and cooperation yadda yadda.
Also, the general vibe is peppy and upbeat. South Korea's greatest military asset is a 17 year old gamer idol in spandex.
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>>93268316
>And maybe Mercy too if it turns out that she really is evil.

>Mercy actually died a long time ago
>the current Mercy is actually a clone
>all the other fucked up shit, like what happened with Reyes, is because of different active clones
>the next horde event will be about an army of cybernetically enhanced Super-Mercies fucking shit up
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>>93268440
That's because white people stopping oppressing POC and decided to hate robots instead.
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>>93265305
Yeah I feel like she's basically Carol Danvers with more mommy issues.
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>>93268370
>Widow's backstory is almost out of place with how horrible it is
Widow's backstory is impeccable.
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>>93268476
It's funn because for all the talk of Overwatch being an SJW game, White men still have the biggest representation among the playable characters.
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>>93268471
Australia is literally Mad Max
Central Europe is depopulated
Britain has robot ghettos
The moonbase has been taken over by animals.

But hey, at least Africa is doing ok.
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>>93268511
Because otherwise it's "that game where you kill black women".
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>>93268528
>Africa is doing ok

>he doesn't know about Doomfist
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>>93268511
There's 5 white men on the roster. There's 9 women, most of whom are POC. Who's dumb enough to whine about white dudes at this point?
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>>93268511
>5/24 are fucking white males
>too many white men
Dude
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>>93268557
That's just incidental. Doomfist was there to get the gauntlet, which was set to display in the Numbani museum. It could have just as easily been in Hong Kong or Russia.
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>>93268583
Never said too many, just saying it's the biggest group.
Though we do need more evil omnic representation
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>>93268476
>mfw this is unironically the backstory for overwatch
Blizzard writers are bunch of pandering hacks.
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>>93268641
>Gabriel Reyes is white

You keep moving those goal posts and grasping at straws. I'm sure someone will listen to you eventually.
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>>93268082
What? Everyone and their mum has compared Overwatch to TF2 in not an inherently negative way. I'm sure the developers have said this at some point.
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>>93268697
>I'm sure the developers have said this at some point
They haven't.
That's the rub.

The only time it was remotely mentioned was in a post launch personal statement. Guy probably got fired for it too.

Blizzard takes this shit very seriously
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>>93268641
Well I mean, it's a thing used time and again in stories, humanity comes together in the face of something else attempting to kill all of it.
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>>93268790
>humanity comes together in the face of something else attempting to kill all of it.
Except all the "white people places" have been destroyed or otherwise extremely degraded
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>>93268511
White Men: 5
> McCree
> Soldier 76
> Junkrat
> Torb
> Rein

White Women: 4
> Tracer
> Widowmaker (I know she's blue, but you know what I mean here)
> Zarya
> Mercy

Non-White Men: 5
> Genji
> Reaper
> Hanzo
> Roadhog (He looks rather white in his default skin, but I'm certain he's Polynesian)
> Lucio

Non-White Women: 6
> Pharah
> Sombra
> Mei
> D.Va
> Ana
> Sym

Animals: 3
> Winston
> Ganymade
> Hammond (Assuming the leaks of the next hero are true)

Omnics/Robots: 7
> Zen
> Orisa
> Bastion
> Mei's robot sidekick Snowball
> Torb's Turret
> D.Va's Mech
> Genji again

Fucking overrepresented soulless machines. Turn them all into scrap.
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>>93268816
You say that, but all the places that we've been to seem fine.
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>>93268319
Agreed. If they wanted to make her so insufferable they could have at least had the decency to push a different character.
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>>93268476
funny because irl when white people stopped oppressing people in africa the country went further down the shitter
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>>93268829
Roadhog is a Kiwi and is arguable white. Torb is a manlet and doesn't count in the tally of men. So the honky count is the same, but the non-white men count goes down.
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>>93268844
Tracer's the mascot
Soldier, Reaper and Winston are the main characters though
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>>93268867
Roadhog is maori, I think canon
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>>93268829
>non-white as a singular group
Worthless!
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>>93268833
London is a dangerously unstable ghettoized mess.
Germany has been retaken by nature
American midwest has been emptied

Hollywood looks ok, but that's not unsurprising
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>>93268910
>>non-white as a singular group
That's the preferred categorization now.
Everyone non-white is a proud POC
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>>93268901
He has skins to that effect, but I don't know if it's ever been outright stated.
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>>93268925
>London is a dangerously unstable ghettoized mess.
That is, there's an underground ghetto.
>Germany has been retaken by nature
An old castle, we haven't seen a real place yet
>American midwest has been emptied
All the fucking places are empty.
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>>93268891
Is it a rule that the mascot has to be the most annoying one?
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>>93268947
Worthless!
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>>93268440
Lucio's entire backstory is that he's distrustful of these technology companies swooping into poorer places and building fancy homes for the rich. There is more to these places than just "Gee whiz Africa is doing great."

Numbani was built by the Omnics and was originally just an Omnic only city. They let Humans in after the war as a sign of peace, and likely to avoid another situation like Australia, which now has the capital city of Junkertown.

The Iraq one is just "Bunch of scientists go to an empty spot of land and build a city by scientists for scientists there". It comes across as a Utopia, but it's one with an elitist attitude where only the best of the best are allowed in.
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>>93268971
The whole point of a mascot is run around and shout "Everybody! Pay attention to me!", so yeah
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>>93267678
That doggo deserves Valhalla when he finally rests
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>>93268057
If you kill Widow as Zen he sometimes says "That was for my friend"
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>>93268978
>The Iraq one is just "Bunch of scientists go to an empty spot of land and build a city by scientists for scientists there"
Which map is this?
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>>93268969
>>An old castle, we haven't seen a real place yet
You can, in the Last Bastion short. In the end where he chooses between programming and new life he's dead center between the forest and a shining city in the distance.
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>>93268978
>Numbani was built by the Omnics and was originally just an Omnic only city
If that was true, why is everything in Numbani super "Africa themed"

Even the skyscrapers look like those conical East African mudhuts
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>>93269015
Oasis
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>>93268276
her official in-game name is still Ana though
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>>93268969
>Germany has been retaken by nature
>An old castle, we haven't seen a real place yet
You can see the actual active German city in the horizon of Eichenwelde and in the Bastion short. It seems to be thriving just fine.

London also seemed to be doing fine in the Christmas comic. It's just a City that has only just come out of a period of recovery.
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>>93269015
Oasis. Given some of the stuff in the spawn rooms, they may be of the mad variety of scientists. What's with that spooky black orb? Why are they studying ancient rune tablets?
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>>93269053
>What's with that spooky black orb?
It's confirmed to be Dark Matter.
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>>93269074
>Dark Matter acts like ferrofluid
hm
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>>93268867
Torb has a zillion children, so your argument is invalid
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Best boys coming through! The old Heart of Overwatch and the new one best teammates.
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>>93267580
shit taste
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>>93263666
Fuck off Satan.
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>>93269048
What about the Reinhardt comic where roving bands of highwaymen are somehow a thing in Germany now?
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>>93269101
Lucio has nothing to do with Overwatch.
Why do so many characters in this game have nothing to do with the organization the game is named after?
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>>93268086
IRONIC
R
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N
I
C
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>>93269127
That's just what Germans do.
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>>93269101
Lucio is SJW tumblrite bait
Everything about him designed to be maximally attracted to overweight teenage white SJW
>black/hispanic, but light skinned
>non-aggressive and really nice
>fights for the people!
>sexy dancer
>musician
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>>93267620
Loli Pharah needs more fanart
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>>93269143
>Lucio has nothing to do with Overwatch.
The story, such as it is, is clearly moving towards a second crisis, and all the new weirdos in the world are going to form up for a new Overwatch.

See also: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20130523
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>>93269161
>this bitch hates wall-skating
Hahahahahahahaha
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>>93268173
>Mercy would come out of hiding too, and hasn't aged a day. Mercy is a woman of mystery, but it is clear that at least one hero, Mei-Ling Zhou, is growing suspicious of who Angela really is.

Wait wut. Where's this from?
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>>93269161
Do you spend all day looking for things to be angry about?
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>>93269198
Oh no, Lucio is fun as fuck to play
But he's still designed to be maximally attractive to teenage girls who love social justice

Like Lucio is both fabulously wealth and an oppressed lower class worker
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>>93267620
>this loli is mine, find your own
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>>93269198
Lucio's wall riding is atrociously bad.
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>>93268603
callahan when?
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>>93269198
Seriously, Lucio is the most fun character to play. And his skill ceiling is bonkers. I always feel like I'm getting better with him and then I watch pros play and I'm like "jesus...I'm turrible."

>>93269192
I wonder where the missing 6th founder, Liao, has gone to.
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>>93269228
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
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>>93269246
I get the feeling that you'd say that about anything Overwatch related.

Wallriding is just wallriding.
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>>93269310
He got lost on the way and now he's stuck in Crackdown 3
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>>93269242
Mccree belongs to Ana anyway
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>>93269289
No him, but imo wallriding should have a tangible benefit
Like you move faster, or you have both auras up at the same time
Just something to incentivize wallriding as often as possible.

Overwatch lacks a lot of "things that push people to being better". Just little things that push you to playing better
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>>93269349
>Like you move faster
You do
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>>93269205
Eh, maybe I worded it poorly to hit the character limit. Plus I was thinking of a line where Mercy asked Mei, in a rather concerned tone "W-why are you looking at me Mei?", but it turns out that line was about Mei wanting to make Snow Angels in Volskaya.


But their interactions do make it clear that Mercy is obsessed with a "Fountain of Youth" kind of quest and that Mei is the only one who seems to notice that Mercy is still youthful (She's roughly the same age as McCree, but while the cowboy has clearly aged, Mercy still looks the same as she did when she was 18).

One interaction is Mercy eagerly asking Mei what her secret for looking so young was. Mei mumbles that she wouldn't advise anyone try it.

A second has Mei curiously pointing out that Mercy hasn't aged a day since she last saw Mercy so many years ago. Mercy immediately deflects attention away from her by coldly pointing out that Mei hasn't aged either.
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>>93269349
>wallriding should have a tangible benefit
>Like you move faster
Are you people silver or something?
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>>93269344
He was 17 when he met her not fucking 7.
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>>93269344
ehreyel needs to draw 1000% more ana

with pharah, with mcree, doesn't matter. just more MILF
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>>93269344
>best guess for this image: animated cartoon

fuck
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>>93266582
Me too anon, me too
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>>93269407
I'm over level 500 and I'm in low bronze m8.
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>>93269161
Yeah, Lucio is fun to play, but he's the blandest character by far. He's so happy that he just comes across as annoying most of the times. At least Tracer has some cheeky banter to go with the rest of her annoyances. Lucio doesn't even have that.

There's a certain irony that the only person he has conflict with in the game is Symmetra as they have great Synergy together in-game. Speed boosted Sym while Lucio is also jumping around supporting her can be terrifying.
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>>93269440

I find %500 mode in the arcade so fucking fun, but every time I play it I feel like the base game needs a move speed buff.

Reaper st least needs a speed buff, his new buff is going to be a nerf.
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>>93269435
You didn't really want to see prime-Ana touching shota wiener anyway, did you?
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>>93260234
I do not understand how a community can be so unfunny and dogshit and barely be over a year old. Game is fine but every fuccboi and "gaymer gurl" playing needs to fucking purged
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>>93269475
>but he's the blandest character by far
I feel by the end of this thread, we will have described everyone in the entire roster as the blandest character
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>>93266582
>Liking the shitty comic
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>>93269391
in fairness 7 years isn't terrible amount of time for aging. Especially in the 30's
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I feel like the only guy thinks orisa is best girl
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>>93269545
She's not a great pick for a tank, though. Rein and Zarya are better, and who needs three tanks?
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>>93269529

Well I was going to say Orisa, who being a literal robot with no personality but her directives, was probably the blandest but his fucking guy >>93269545 showed up and ruined everything.

Tell me, orisafag, who is the blandest character in your book.
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>>93269516
>You didn't really want to see prime-Ana touching shota wiener anyway, did you?
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>>93269517
The game has over 20 million players you fucking autist, with the community that large of course the loudest faggots are going to be what catches your attention.
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>>93269481
>his new buff is going to be a nerf
>taking down a tank 1v1 gives reaper around 100 hp
>killing the average goon 1v1 gives about 40
>health is distributed instantly rather than after the kill
How is that a nerf?
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>>93269481
>Reaper st least needs a speed buff, his new buff is going to be a nerf.
You kidding me son? The buff is done entirely so he can fuck up tanks, like what he was always meant to do, without changing how he fights anyone with less than 250 HP.

Giving him a speed buff on top of that means he'll be stronger against the paper armoured Heroes too, and he will become an unstoppable OP fucker who could just W + M1 to victory.
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>>93269639
Are people into /ss/ really straight?

I don't see the appeal of watching an underage boy do something with an older woman unless you're at least a little bit of a homo and pedo.
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>>93269677
it's a self insert as the boy, going back to the time when you first thought about sex and wished an older lady taught you everything

not that hard to get
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>>93269641
>20 million

Nigga are you seriously that retarded to think that many people play it on a regular basis? Until Blizz releases actual stats I'd say we're looking at around 750k to 1 mil active players. Most of which are unfunny, cancerous cunts
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>>93269677
>/ss/
Okay...
>homo
...uh...
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>>93267678
Otters are cuter
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>>93269529
And it'll be true

Overwatch characters have no zing or twist to shake up their character archetype.
They're just exactly what they appear to be.
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>>93269600
If you want me to be honest orisa is pretty bland, even as an orisafag but shes kind, and all of her emotes are prettu cute
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>>93269659
>>93269662

Yeah he can one vs one tanks easier, but his survivablity against anyone else is down. I feel like his stats are going to drop even lower.
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>>93268929
Or they just filled the rule of "the shorthairded pnes are always dykes".
liking girls with short hair is suffering
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>>93269735
And that's the point.
The characters are easily readible so you can jump into the game and easily deduce how to play as/against them.
Functionality > originality in this case, it's more in service of the gameplay itself than the the lore/characters, and that's how games should be.
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>that time when Widowmaker had inflatable ass and belly implants to make sitting still and sniping more comfortable

>"I-i-i-i-its just a bug w-we promise! It made it into the trailer by a-accient!"
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>>93269699
It still comes off as a little homo to me. I understand what you're getting at but I still think you have to be at least a little bit of a pedofaggot to be into it.
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>>93269756
>instant health during a fight instead of waiting and hoping you grab an edgelord orb from the Zenyatta that died
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>>93269851
Personality/lore has nothing to do with gameplay

If you want to see masterclass of design functionality, look at base TF2

And even then the characters dripped with personality
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I love playing Zenyatta and I love Zenyatta as a character.
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>>93265760
she wishes death on her whole team for those sweet potg rezzes
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>>93269922
I've really come around on him, too. He's a great secondary healer, in that he's great to have around to destroy tanks, too.
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>>93269909
> look at base TF2
That's your answer for everything, Dale!
Why don't you just marry TF2?
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>>93269888

>flank like you are meant to
>kill one maybe two supports
>enemy team turns to deal with you during this
>wraithform away

Now in the current patch you eat the soul to deal with the damage you took, next patch you are floating away with less health which means you are more likely to be chased. They only way I can see it being a buff is if it applies to death blossom, but that would be stupidly op.
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>>93269579
>She's not a great pick for a tank, though.

Yeah she is, just not as main tank. An Orisa sitting in the back shielding a Bastion or Torb-turret? Laying down suppressing fire, yanking motherfuckers off the high ground or into pits? That bitch can be a fucking nightmare.

And don't even get me started on her supporting Rein. You can stagger their shields.
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>>93262265
>in a game where you're supposed to kill the enemy, killing the enemy means you can't ship them
Pharmercy shippers use this argument in earnest and I can't tell you how many times I've had enemy Pharahs intentionally wait for my to pop my head out from cover for them to fucking use their entire ult on me.
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>>93270025
She has great suppressive fire and ultimate shutdown capabilities too
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>>93270075
Bunnyribbit is best ship.
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>>93269976
Well... he is right though. TF2 had great Bantz and character interaction between the classes. I don't recall the overwatch characters ever displaying a familiarity closer than work Friends in-game.
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>>93265528
Whoa! What in the motherfick?!
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Do you think efi fitted orisa with a robot horse cock for her to suck on
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>>93270056
>She has great suppressive fire
Not a thing in this game
Mercy can outheal her with damage fall of
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>>93269391
But Mei was frozen in a cryo chamber wasn't she? Is that not common knowledge?
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>>93268370
Australia got nuked and is now literally the set of Mad Max: Fury Road. Roadhog is the way he is because he was directly responsible for that and went insane from grief and guilt.

Winston had to watch everyone he ever knew get murdered by intelligent gorillas before building a rocket in a cave with a box of scraps to escape to earth. The gorillas are still up there as far we know doing god knows what.

Phara guards a god-AI that hates humans and is capable of mind controlling any omnics around it. There are more like it.

D.va was drafted into the South Korean military because there are omnics in the ocean that continually try to reenact Pacific Rim.

Terrorism and crime run rampant and governments no longer have the resources required to deal with everything. A terrorist group took over an entire London neighborhood and held it hostage for weeks, and that was while Overwatch was still in its prime.

The world is pretty dark underneath the games optimistic tone.
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>>93269973

>can't snipe for shit
>can't hit the broad side of a barn with Hanzo's arrows
>can't get a headshot with McCree or Mei even if the target is literally standing in my face fellating the barrel of my gun
>absolutely can lead my shots and perfectly judge the speed/distance of Zenyatta's orbs with frightening efficiency
>headshotting snipers, tearing Phara out of the sky, drop the beat on wallriding Lucios, speed trap even the jukingest of Tracers

I don't understand how this game works.
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Should I dump the comics?
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>>93265528

To be 100% here, I have no clue what is being conveyed in the second panel. Can anyone tell me?
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>>93270204
Dump TF2 comics

The Overwatch ones are even more bland than the characters
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>>93270204
No, they're pretty lame.
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>>93270204
I don't care, they only take two minutes to read and they're free. Why would to ask for advice on something like this?
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>>93270204

Not enough space left me amigo, also I don't see the point in story timing webcomics that aren't missing or incomplete.
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>>93270223
>>93270230
I figured it'd be more for the sake of keeping the thread from being deleted.
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>>93269481
I used to like competitive mode, but mixtures of toxic and people throwing made me stop doing it as much.
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>>93270252
TF2 comics are still comics
And good to boot
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I know it's dumb, but I unironically ship these two
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>>93270075
best ship
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>>93270275

Ehhh. They're enjoyable if you like the game, but I feel like you are just trying to bait with how insistent you are being.
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>>93270283
Probably even more cliche than Gency but I can see the appeal.
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>>93270301
>They're enjoyable if you like the game
They're almost universally well liked whenever they're storytimed here
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>>93270305
>>93270283
I Reaper is nanobots does tht mean he has a nanodick
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>>93270283
It is dumb but that's ok, all of the overwatch ships are dumb and that doesn't stop people.

Except Ana x Reinhardt of course.
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>>93268032
>I thought everyone loved the officer skin.
They did, but some people are hung up on some single Tumblr user who complained about BLM (although looking back, it may have just been a false flag all along...)
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>>93270159
>Not a thing in this game

>suppress Widowmaker to keep her from sniping
>Mercy flies off to heal Widowmaker through it
>Mercy is now no longer healing actual threats to your team
>the dps you're shielding cleans house

Bad news, friend. I think you might be dumb.
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>>93265528
THICC OVERLOAD!!!!
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>>93270329
That's why he absorbs the souls of people, so he can make his dick bigger, and finally bang Mercy without being embarrassed.
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>>93270359
It died off really quick because there isn't really anything that could be done about it and Blizzard has yet to change or remove a skin based on complaints. For all we know though now they're gonna reveal one of D.Va's parents is a cop or something.
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>>93270326

No duh. Gwenpool is loved in threads were it's story timed, because story time threads attracts the people who like the things.
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>>93268384
Her interaction with Lucio shows her to be a totalitarian control freak in the making.
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>>93270390
Alright your first image was cute but what you just now is a sign of downright autism.
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>>93265055
agreed
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>>93270364

Widow doesn't flinch, there is no reason poke damage stops her from making a pick and going off to a med pack. The shield is more important then the poke damage.
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>>93270397
It died off quick because NOBODY CARES what some single random person thought of an extremely popular skin.
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>>93270187
>Phara guards a god-AI that hates humans and is capable of mind controlling any omnics around it. There are more like it.
wot. Where?
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>>93270447
It was more than one person but yeah in general nobody really cared. The only skin controversy to reach a lot of people were Pharah's and they fixed that by giving her an aboriginal dad.
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>>93263935
I don't care about overwatch or these ships, but this is a nice picture.
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Best ship
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>>93269175
Heaven help me... sauce?
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>>93270447
We got this art out of it at least.
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>>93266377
Dad 76 should be canon.
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>>93270514
>I'm not your father.
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>>93270496
Anubis
And the First Omnic War was a dindu nuffin war that was caused by the mindcontrolling elite Omnics (who are white)

This is canon
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>>93267054
>tfw never ever
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>>93270514
You'll have a hard time convincing me it isn't already.
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>>93266890
get out, scottfalco 100x better
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>>93270504

I really like "Talon members bonding" pics, but it's all bullshit. They hate each other.
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Does anyone know if there's a version of pic related without the text, or who the artist is? I think he's drawn some of the other comics.
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>>93270511

Is that supposed to be D.Va? Why does she look like a Mexican Eskimo?

...oh, right. I forgot that Koreans were one of the Asian races that count as Gross White People.
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>>93270572
Its funny because they especially hate sombra because she fucks around too much, which makes me love her even more
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>>93270542
It should be made clear that it's QUARANTINED at the Temple of Anubis, and Pharah is guarding the quarantine, not the AI itself.
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>>93270572
I think Widow and Reaper have no strong feelings about each other one way or another but they definitely do not like Sombra.
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>>93269884
annon do you know what homo means
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>>93270415
Again, she's a mostly isolated autistic weirdo who's never been challenged in her beliefs that she was making the world better through creating order. She's not evil.
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>>93270618
Shes a delicious brown indian with a spicy butthole
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>>93270572
>1 genuine DPS
>1 underpowered, worthless squishy
>1 xX_420_n0_sc0pes_Xx
>no tanks
>no healers

Gee, I wonder why Reyes hates his life so much
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>>93270554
One day...
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>>93270598
It's the kind of picture even other Tumblr users made fun of.
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>>93270305
Why is Gency cliche?

I wasn't aware that cyborg ninja x angel was something that happens often.
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>>93270554
>>93270651
Chu likes Meihem but he probably knows he can only get away with one "controversial" ship and he's going with Gency.
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>>93270651
never because he's gay for roadhog
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BEST
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>>93270640
>>1 underpowered, worthless squishy
Silver detected
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>>93270675
I think he means that, since she saved him he fell in love with the person that saved him
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>>93270675
Maybe you need to read a little book I like to call THE BIBLE
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>>93269391
You're reading too much into it. It's just a generic polite banter.
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>>93270691
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>>93270675
It's English Patient stuff, guy falls in love with the person who saved their life and nursed them back to health. One of them being a cyborg ninja kind of makes it cooler though.
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SHIP
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I really want a female melee specifcally with garbage chainsaws for weapons...

Her name can be saw weasel or some shit, pretty sure you guys can come up with a better name
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>>93270638
She's such an uptight neat freak she probably DOES poo in loo!
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>>93270700

Take me to your universe anon. Take me to the cyborg ninja universe, where every story has cyborg ninjas.

That would just be the tits.
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>>93270718
Lucio is a turbomanlet though
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>when /co/ has a better videogame thread than /v/
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>>93270742
she can be an austrailian like junkrat and roadhog

she can be named

roight cuhnt
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>>93270755
I know, that's forgotten in a lot of their ship art.
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>>93270770
>roight cuhnt
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>>93270742
>>93270770
Mutated kangaroo waifu for Winston.
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>>93270742
What gameplay niche would she fill?

If Overwatch is going to keep trying to mix up gameplay, they're gonna need to go the TF2 route and add weapons to mix up existing kits instead of trying to make a whole new characters.

Look at Orisa. She's just a Frankenstein monster of other classes with nothing really unique
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Doesn't D.Va's VA persistently shoot down any suggestion of Hana and Lucio getting together?
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>>93270765

It's because shit posters and turbo autists go to the board most relevant to what they want sperg about. The best discussions always happens off in an irrelevant board.
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>>93270765
There should be a name for such a paradox, because it often happens that way. What do you call it if you're on your best behavior in another country?
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>>93270810
She would fill up the fucking melee niche since no body except reinhardt uses melee with out his ult
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>>93270536
pls Morrison
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>>93270834
Not being American?
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>>93270823
Lucios VA ships it a lot
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>>93270810

Nah, they will go the counter route for new champions, then the counter-counter route. Then the hybrids, then the counter hybrids.
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>>93270810
>>If Overwatch is going to keep trying to mix up gameplay, they're gonna need to go the TF2 route and add weapons to mix up existing kits instead of trying to make a whole new characters.
If I were designing it, I'd go with the Samurai Shodown idea of having bust/slash version of chracters with different abilities between them. Talon Tracer, Omnic Mind Controlled Genji, etc.
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>>93270823
She said (in-character) that D.Va has a boyfriend when Lucio's VA hit on her (also in-character) at a con but I don't think she's ever been really for or against it.
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>>93270823
Well ueah can you imagine how dissapointed your uptight korean parents would be if you brought a fuck boy from brazil home
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>>93270834
Yeah, that's what I said, too. It's the opposite of the Ugly American. "Canadian Tourist?"
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>>93270691
I honestly can't pair Lucio with anyone seriously, because he is by far the most uninteresting and poorly conceived character in the game.

>brazil guy who loves to beatbox and be free!
>yeah! and he rollerblades around!
>yeah! and he has an American accent for some reason!
>yeah!
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>>93270810
She would fill up the niche need for girls that dont wash their anuses before plowing, imagine all the poopy dick
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>>93270844
There's actual melee and functional melee
Genji is a melee character with a ranged attack.
He has everything that a melee character would need.
Mei is another "functional melee with a ranged attack"

Just because there are no literal (aside from Rein) character that have no melee attacks, the damage cones/optimal engagement distance for many characters are already melee styled
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>>93270874
This is the first time I have ever considered Overwatch characters having parents beyond Pharah/Ana/Mystery Dad and Shimada Dad.
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>>93270755
It doesn't matter how much of a manlet you are when you got that bbc nigga
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>>93269175
Need source for science
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>>93270899
He was Canadian at first and IIRC his VA said he wouldn't even try a Portuguese/Brazilian (whichever Lucio would have) accent because he knew he'd butcher it.
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>>93269034
That's because it's bullshit. Numbani was an human nation, the reason they are so developed is because after the Omnic wars they were one of the few places that accepted Omnics (because, you guessed, Omnics were oppressed n sheeit) and because of that they achieved amazing growth. That's why most posters have both omnics and humans, in Numbani, both have the same standing in society
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>>93270899
He has an American accent because they couldn't get a Brazilian VA. They try to get native VAs for all the characters but sometimes just don't find any. Like they found an Egyptian for Ana which is why she has all these great Arabic lines but they couldn't for Pharah.
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>>93270834
i remember a while back we had a really informative, civil discussion about insects and general zoology.

somebody mentioned that off-topic discussion is rare, but because it is so rare, it can be a better quality than on-topic discussion.

a board for off-topic discussion, in theory, is an excellent idea. but in practice...
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You need to have melee characters because the blood god needs a weapon to be covered with such
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>>93270899
He's Brazilian literally because they forgot to make a South American hero. He was supposed to be Canadian because rollerblades = ice hockey and then they changed it at he last moment. That's why he has ice hockey legendary skins.
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>>93270749

That's the real reason she works for an evil corporation: they made it so that using dedicated shitting streets was a punishable offense.

Symmetra will ensure that the entire world poos in loos. Her perfect ass demands it.
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>>93270854
>>93270893
According to some study I've forgotten, American tourists are the best tippers and are the most likely to try to learn the language of the country they're visiting. Naturally, they are also the loudest.
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>>93264559
Source
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>>93270937
>East Africans
>accepting of marginalised people

These are the people who crack open bald people's head to look for gold
First Omnic that shows up in Nigeria is going to get necklaced
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>>93270973
Yeah the stereotype comes from two places. America suffered an economic boom that allowed our lower class trash to travel the globe and our mid and upper class pretended to be Canadian during that time frame.

That's also why the Chinese are becoming the new "worst tourists" in a rapid hurry cause thier lower class is traveling the globe and the three big Asians are already stuck up assholes.
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>>93270937
But the reason Africa was untouched by the omnic crisis was because they were still technological behind the rest of the world and didn't have a lot of crazy robots.
That's why there was less stigma against omnic and why they settled in Numbani, because Africa was poor.
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>>93270206
Their crotches are throbbing.
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>>93271067

Really? It doesn't look like anything to me.
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I'm pretty sure this ship blew up because in Heroes of the Storm there's an interaction between D.Va (real name: Hana Song) and Lucio where D.Va asks Lucio about his music and he goes something along the lines of, "My music's alright, but you're still my favorite Song."

smooth af
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>>93271114
It kinda had a small following before because they had in game banter but the HOTS line definitely gave it a boost in popularity.
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>>93271093
Dad76 was the best meme to come out of the first year. Gremlin Dva be damned!
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>>93271168
Gremlin Dva is cancer.
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>>93271141

I just assume it's because they are pretty much the only youngsters on the roster.
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>>93271197
sombra's young, right?
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>>93271197
That's a factor too, he's the closest in age to D.Va besides Junkrat and a lot of her fans would like someone to ship her with.
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>>93271197
Tracer is young. But did you know that she is also GAAAAAAAAAY?
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>>93271181
But it spread quickly and is hard to kill. Like cancer!
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>>93271217
Sombra is surprisingly in her 30s, I think.
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>>93271224
also in a relationship with a cute ginger
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>>93271217
She's at least in her 30s
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>>93271224
Tracer is in her mid thirties, isn't she?
Almost twice DVAs age

Also
>claim Tracer is gay
>only mention it in one comic that nobody read
Make it canon in game or not at all, Blizzard
Probably afraid of Chinese backlash if Tracer said actual gay shit in game
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>>93271242
>>93271255
huh, latina don't crack i guess
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>>93271217
>>93271242
Sombra's 30 and that isn't old but a lot of D.Va's fans, who are on tumblr, don't like that big of an age gap.

>>93271224
Tracer was never shipped with anyone else thanks to Widowtracer and now thanks to Emily.
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>>93271224
You wouldn't if you didn't read the comics.
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>>93271274
Tracer is 26
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>>93271168
>>93271181
gremlin dva is necessary because of stuff like
>>93271268

who would he be a dad to otherwise?
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>>93271274
>Make it canon in game
But the game is non-canon

Also, she's 26
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The amount of 76 is this thread is pic related
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>>93271053
Why is it that fucking fan art has better characterization and development than any of the official materials?
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>>93266484
That's my fetish
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>>93271274
The game isn't canon regardless but Tracer does have a new line talking about Emily coming in a new patch.

>>93271284
That shit was all over the internet when the comic came out, if you don't know Tracer is gay before you play the game you're a naive soccer mom or a little kid.
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>>93271274
Why the fuck would it be in the game?

HOW the fuck would it be in the game?

Tracer being gay but it not being made a big deal of in-game is the best way to do it
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>>93271274
>one comic that nobody read
You obviously werent there when the comic came out
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>>93271302
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>>93271289
>>93271303
But her backstory is that she was a hotshot test pilot 10 years ago.
How does a 16 year old test experimental fighter jets?
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>>93271346
She literally has a new line where on King's Row she says something about visiting Emily. That's how you reference it in game.
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>>93271303

As a 26 year old I would feel skivvy as fuck thinking about hitting on a 17/18 year old. I used to think they looked older, but I was at my cousin's birthday recently and on some level I knew she was 18 and so where her friends, but jesus christ they looked like literal fucking children to me.
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>>93271353
Just because Kotaku and Polygon published articles saying "Blizzard is pushing the frontier of gueer characters and it's beautiful" it doesn't mean that the little bullshit comics are actually read by casuals
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>>93271346
TRACEY NEEDS TO BE NOSE DEEP IN CUNT THE MOMENT SHE SPAWNS

HER ULTIMATE SHOULD BE A BUNCH OF DYKES SHOVING THEIR FINGERS INTO ALL OF TRACEY'S ORIFICES (ORIFII?) AND FORMING A BIG GAY MECHAZORD
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>>93270572
I think it has been said in a interview that Sombra considers Reaper and Widowmaker the closest thing to friends she got or something in that manner, so i don't think it is THAT out there, so i think they have had some Bonding, if not HAPPY FAMILY FANFIC FUNTIMES.

And you have to remember, Sombra definitely knows Widowmakers TRAGIC BACKSTORY and Reyes is basically running on JELLY and as such has no "real" loyalty to Talon.
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>>93271391
But those articles are exactly why you don't need to read the comics to know she's gay.
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>>93271391
>thinking the only reaction came from articles
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>>93271417
You're grossly overestimation the penetration of rags like those
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>>93271391
It was trending worldwide on Twitter.
We had a bunch of 500 reply threads about it on /co/ so it clearly wasn't just being discussed in le-nerd-journalism bubbles.
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>>93271396

So what you are saying is that the talon mercs need a roadtrip "arc"?

Also does anyone know who that family Reyes was stalking in the comic? I get that one's probably his kid and that's their family, but was there a confirm?
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Did someone say Tracer's gay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E83CtWFkQW0
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>>93271439
and of course the massive reaction in /v/
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>>93271318
Because Blizzard writers are hacks who don't know that characters are made insteresting by how they interact with the world and people around them, not their backstory.
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>>93271365
>10 years ago
I don't think it was that long ago.
Overwatch has been shut down about 3 years max by the time the game's set
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I actually really enjoy the fact that most of the characters are in their 30s or older.
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>>93271462
Chu confirmed that wasn't just some random family but we don't know which parent Reaper has a connection to and how.
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>>93271474
No, they know exactly what they're doing. They're making a game that is so bland everyone can play it, which means everyone is in a demographic that will potentially give them money.
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>>93271484
I liked the interpretation that they were just his Christmas dinner.
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>>93271463
>that music
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>>93271476
Its been 5 years since the end of Overwatch
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>>93270556
>office overwatch
... keep going
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>>93264559
I'd rather flesh in her mommy chute.
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>>93271463

I honestly don't get how people get so butthurt about what adults find attractive in other adults.
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>>93270504
>reaper takes used goods
hot and progressive
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>>93271224
Tracers an anomaly. She's basically a woman from a time where most of the characters weren't even born yet, who got lost in time and doesn't age. She's quite probably the oldest character of them all.
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>>93271723
>She's quite probably the oldest character of them all.
What? She's 26
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>>93271723
Nice fanfic
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>>93271723

What.
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>>93271707
They were mad they couldn't pretend that Tracer would fuck them anymore.
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>>93271302
>who would he be a dad to otherwise?
Tracer, Junkrat, Lucio, Genji, Sombra. Everybody younger than the OGs.
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>>93271769
They still can. She just won't love you if you have a penis
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>>93271723
>She's basically a woman from a time where most of the characters weren't even born yet
She's 26 dude the Slipstream accident happen when she was 19 and working for Overwatch.
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>>93269175
CUUUUUUTE!
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>>93271723
She's not even as old as Mercy, Reaper 76, or Reaper. She was rookie pilot when the slipdrive malfunctioned. Hell, Winston is about the same age as her.
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>>93260283
We need feral porn of racoon sombra
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>>93271803
>Mercy, Reaper 76, or Reaper
The Nanobots! They're multiplying!
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>>93271803
>Reaper 76
>altnerate timeline where Gabe became strike commander instead of Jack
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Pharah should be younger than tracer, instead of 6 years older. It does not make sense that Pharah never got into Overwatch (her source of angst) while Tracer did despite being younger. Also, it makes all the fan pedophilia more plausible if the age gap between Pharah and the other characters is larger.
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>>93271853
>all the fan pedophilia more plausible
if the ship is between the two characters as they are adults then there is no pedophilia
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>>93271853
>It does not make sense that Pharah never got into Overwatch (her source of angst) while Tracer did despite being younger.

Ana. Ana is why Pharah never got into Overwatch, and probably in a "please just think about this for another year" way and not like she specifically told recruiters to ignore her daughter.
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>>93271394
underappreciated.
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>>93271843
Good-guy Gabe and Talon Morrison should have been the anniversary skins
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>>93271853
>>93271914
Oh yeah and I'd reckon Tracer was a prodigy pilot whereas Pharah was just a Really Good Soldier and that mid-20s (when she was going to apply to join Overwatch) was more the average age for most of their recruits.
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>>93271853
>pedophilia

I hate this shit. Dating someone younger than you isn't pedophilia. Dating someone who is 8 years old is.
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>>93269258
Lucio is fun, but I prefer to beat people to death with my balls
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>>93272096
I prefer to use my nuts
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>>93272096
Every match with Zen I start off in all chat wtih "balls of steel" to see if I can get someone into a Peggy response.
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>"It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts."
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>>93271853
>>93271994
Tracer also isn't technically younger than Pharah. She was 26 when she piloted the Slipstream, but do to her "chronal disassociation" she doesn't age, or at least not in a normal way, so she's still 26, even years later. I think she'd actually be closer to the age of Genji, or even a bit older had it not been for the accident, but that's hard to judge since the timeline isn't really solid at the moment.
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>>93272350
>I'm a one man apocalypse
>He's just trying to sound scary
>Look up his backstory
>He means it literally
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Who is the sexiest Overwatch character and why is it Roadhog
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>>93272414
I think Hog could potentially be one of the most complex characters of the whole cast.
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>>93272478
true thicc
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>>93272408
No, she's 26 as in she was born 26 years ago. No time magic, just 26.
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>>93272481
But more importantly his dialogue makes me rock hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N9NRPhoTcQ
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>>93272544
It's already been stated multiple times by Blizzard and their employees that Tracer ages differently because of the accident.
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>>93272481
I figure he lived is some shit shack with a son or daughter in the Outback who died when he inadvertently blew up the omnium. The guilt and grief drove him mad and in order to escape it Mako became Roadhog. Roadhog is proud of the destruction, Roadhog likes killing, he's the polar opposite of what Mako was.
But that's just me making shit up where I can't remember the actual details.
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>>93272575
Stop making things up

twitter.com/westofhouse/status/758373334803292160?lang=en
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>>93271318
>those ahegao hearts in D.va's eyes
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>>93272702

I agree that she ages normally, but the way he words it is deliberately no specific because of whatever fuckery is happening with Mercy, which leaves technicalities for "ages slower".
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>>93272702
Good, then she does age. Still doesn't change that she ages differently from other characters, like Jeff Kaplain has said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKg7_qGhWVc
Check at around 17:55
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>>93272544
Just gotta say, this makes no fucking sense.

This would make her way too young when Overwatch was active.

If she was a member it makes no sense that Pharah, who is apparently older her, always dreamed of being in Overwatch but never got the chance due to being too young when it was around.
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>>93272770
Okay, point conceded. I hadn't seen that before.
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>>93272827
Np. I hadn't seen the tweet confirming her to actually age, so I assumed that she didn't, or at least did it a lot slower than others. But now I know that she's not immortal aging wise.
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>>93272770
She ages differently and we know she's 26 but we don't know if that's biologically 26 or chronologically 26.
I mean, "biologically 26" doesn't really mean anything. She could easily be chronologically 26 but the accident has kept her physically 19-20.
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>>93272770
Well obviously, i thought the mechanics were pretty clear about that, whenever she REWIND she gets "reset" and so is the age of when she was reset, and every BOOST she gets as much older as the time she accelerated.

It may just be tug of war between seconds, but shit adds up and she is definitly on her own personal timeline so to say.
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>>93272821
Pharah's denial was more to do with Ana's influence in not wanting her to join and then eventually Pharah said "screw it" and joine Helix Squad.

It does seem odd that Tracer joined younger than her but at the same time, it's also important to Pharah's character that she's had time to forge her own path and brood over her disappointment in not joining OW
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>>93272895
The problem is that she started training to join Overwatch seven years before the game takes place, and she was stuck in time for a good amount of time after the accident, and it took a good amount of time for anyone to find a way to help her, after she reappeared from having been stuck in time, so that's at least another year, most likely more, so she'd have been less than 18 when she flew the slip stream for Overwatch, and she must have been a pilot for at least some years, no matter how good she was, before they'd allow her to fly an expensive experimental aircraft, making her even younger. Also she's the only person who never ages from any of the different points in time that we see her.
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>>93273099
Wasn't Mercy the world's best doctor aged 18 or some shit?
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>>93273326
Because she is a supervillain.

Sh might just be like Pym and not realize it and just do cause shit by accident though like with Reaper.
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>>93273326
Every woman in the game has to be a prodigy, how else will you explain young hot samefaced models being on the same combat level as old veterans.
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>>93273409
isnt almost everyone in this game some sort of prodigy
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>>93273409

They are almost all prodigies.
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>>93269831
Most normie dudes go on about how short hair is ugly on girls so if she has short hair she's probably a dyke bro or at least bi.
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>>93273326
I think she was in her early twenties when she joined Overwatch, since she had already had a job at a prominent hospital before that, and they don't hire children, no matter how good they are, in such positions.
Also the earliest picture we have from the old Overwatch team shows a Mccree that looks in his early twenties, and Mercy is one year younger than him.
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>>93273454
>>93273462
But they're all far older. I just wish they dropped the pretense but that would cause an outcry, and they can't have that.
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>>93273462
We're all prodigies now
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>>93273409
>Prodigy

Zarya is a nationalist who lifts a lot
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>>93273571
kek

>>93273549
You would be better off bitching that they have "de-aged" two of the women or there is not enough young men, but that would probably make it how obviously gay you sound.
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>>93273681
She could lift roadhog
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>>93273728
That's a bit fucking much
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>>93273681
>Mercy, Tracer, Sombra, Pharah, Mei, Widowmaker, Dva, Symmetra
>>93273715
>but that would probably make it how obviously gay you sound
And why should I give a shit that it sounds that way? Mercy and Tracer are prodigies who accomplished things at an absurd age, the rest are prodigies too, just slightly more realistic ones. Meanwhile Soldier just got tech boosted, Mccree and Hanzo happen to be good shots, only Lucio managed to do something while young and even that was thanks to tech he didn't develop. The only one who is remarkable on his own merit is Torbjorn and he sure is appropriate age for that level of expertise, everyone else has boosters they didn't develop themselves and specializes only in combat. If anything I'm wondering why aren't you crying just how inept the men seem to be compared to the female characters.
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