ITT: Superhero cliches you hate

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>Keeping your secret identity secret from close friends and family, even when it leads to misunderstandings and social repercussions.
>"I can't be with you because muh enemies..."

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>I'VE GOT SHIELD BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

>>93259340
>stories are endlessly recycled and characters killed and brought back to life to the point where the mediocre writing and pretty art does not justify the $4 issues when you can read some mentally challenging literature or just other comics that aren't for manchildren

>>93259340
>Hey superhero! Remember that one time you were written very poorly and out-of-character or were involved in an absolutely insane brain-dead storyline that everyone just ignores because the mere mention of it is enough to briefly make the reader self-aware of how truly stupid long running serial comics get when various writers of varying levels of competence each try to carved their own unique mark into a character's history, leaving behind a tangled snarl of contradictions and inconsistencies that only grows larger and larger each time a character is used, and how this fact makes the reader wish he had invested his time and memory into something useful like a second language or a scientific field instead of knowing useless trivia about fictional universe?
Remember all that? Well haha, I'm referencing it as a joke!

>>93261644
Holy shit that actually is a thing.

>>93261644
I'm guessing someone's not a happy camper over the fact that Marvel decided to shit on Hank "That one Ant-Man that slapped his wife and pretty much did nothing else that is noteworthy" Pym again for no good reason

>If you kill them you will be just like them
>Vengeance isnt the answer

>>93261695
To be fair, that is a really dumb fucken thing for him to be known for. He made Ultron. That should be a bigger mistake he should still get shit on for. Not for smacking his wife when under mind control

>2011 superhero movie
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>93261789
Remember when Magneto killed Red Skull?

>>93259340
gb2reddit

>>93259390

This picture caused such a shitstorm on tumblr

>>93262813
Why?

>>93262813
How? Spill the beans

>>93262935
>>93262967

They thought the artist was implying that Lois was a fucking retard because it took something like that to make her realize that Superman was Clark Kent, ignoring that it's just a jokey fun fun picture

>>93259340
>Being enslaved by an alien warlord from another dimension for a month was pretty bad, but at least it wasn't 9/11! Now THAT was bad!

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>Video Game Parodies

>Lol Mario uses Mushrooms as Drugs and hates his brother!