YVAN EHT NIOJ

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>>93258134
Y'know I am getting the urge to join the navy for some reason

Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal.

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>tfw its far too late to serve aboard a battleship.

I already did, and got stationed in Sugar Grove. Thank god that shithell is shut down.

>>93258196
superliminal?

>>93258134
That crash must have been more costly than reported.

>>93258268

HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!

>Lt. Smash!

>Yeah that's right, Lt. L. T. Smash.

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>>93258268
JOIN THE FUCKING NAVY

>>93258268
>>93258293

nah join the marines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHm8MeNzadQ

YNROB A EMECOB

>>93258333
ooooh so close

I would rather join the army and see the navy.

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SSIP MI TUO TEG TRAB

>>93258333
ORB, RETTEL ENO YB PU TI GNIKCUF

>>93258357

Ah, the Marx Brothers. The world needs them again.

everyone knows the real money is in private security. Plus you side step a lot of regulations and can abuse all the human rights you want

>>93258311
Warhammer had a very silly start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVYxekAaFRU

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SLEWEJ YLIMAF EHT

>>93258388
Join the guard see no action, join private sec for some little rich punk and skate away wealthy.

>>93258447
ECAF ATSAPYEERC CITIRC AIGLATSON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS44TsrAIH0

>>93258134
i hated that episode

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>>93258333
I have a sudden inexplicable urge to boceme a borny.

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I just looked it up and it turns out that liminal does not exist and superliminal means basically the same thing, anything on a conscious level.

Can I join something where I'm given a gun and left alone in the woods, and paid for it?

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>>93258514
You got a problem with the navy?

>>93258634
Yes, Wardens and Forest services are currently in a hiring freeze but if you are willing to travel and work a shitty federal job doing anything to get preferential hiring you can live your dream.

The line between crazed loner wandering the woods and a Forest Service worker is a uniform.

>>93258634
>Can I join something where I'm given a gun and left alone in the woods
/k/ is always hiring
>and paid for it?
No

>>93258634
Canadian military has a division that guards the arctic from invasion by the Americans and the Russians. They give a handful of guys old bolt rifles and some fishing gear and leave them in shacks out in the tundra.

PEELS REH NI EID LLIW REHTOM RUOY RO TSOP SIHT OT YLPER

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>>93258134
subliminal messages in cartoons thread?

>>93258702
Do they have internet?

STEEWT S'YASMARNODROG@ GNIWEIV DNA YASMARNODROG@ GNIWOLLOF MORF DEKCOLB ERA UOY

>>93258727
Cooms?

>>93258543
wow same! I wonder why?

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>>93258279
Okay

I did, now can I please have some orders?

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>"TRAB PU KCIP, TRAB PU KCIP!"
>"What've we told you about writing on the walls?! Go to your room!"

>>93258893
Is it still canon in "Disney lore" that Donald was in the Navy?

>>93258926
I think in one of the episodes from that image that Donald was just wearing that sailor suit for Daisy because it looked cute

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>>93258910
Get revenge for the USS Fitzgerald.

>>93258923
Pick a bar? What the hell is that?

>>93258514
It was after the downfall of Simpsons, so not surprising.

YUG GIB A ER'UOY

>>93259145

DAMN DAMN DAMN THE FILIPINOS
CUTTHROAT KHAKI-AK LANDRONES
UNDERNEATH OUR STARRY FLAG
CIVILIZE 'EM WITH A KRAG
AND RETURN US TO OUR OWN BELOVED HOMES

>>93260486
U4

>>93260535
>trying to civilize with krags
>get btfo with mausers

>>93258333
GAFYENRAB ETARENEGED, FLESRUOY LLIK

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>>93258611
You had to look that up?

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YVAN EHT GNINNUR ERA STOBOR EHT ,DRAWDIUQS

>>93258760
Presumably. Although rural internet options are limited, so you'll probably be stuck with shitty satellite internet. Bring beer and books.

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>>93260834
!YVAN EHT TON

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>>93260834
!!!!HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

!!!DLROW RUO

...

!!DLROW EHT REVO NEKAT STOBOR !MOTTOB INIKIB NOITNETTA

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>>93258134
MY CORPS!
YOUR CORPS!
OUR CORPS!
MARINE CORPS!

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>>93258250
tfw the age of sail is dead and its never coming back

>ywn fight off barbary pirates
>ywn explore the untamed orient
>ywn engage in bording manuvers
>ywn visit old timey brothels
>ywn colonize darkest africa

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>>93262472
Well at least you can still train about a sail ship that was taken as a prize from the Germans after WW2.

>>93258481
>see no action

I have been deployed three times already...

>>93262472
>barbary pirates
Worthless fighters
>untamed orient
Have you seen the fringes of metro china ? It's mad out there, nothing stopping you from making a buck or two posing as a western businessman
>boarding manuvers
Plenty of action in Kurdistan right now.
>colonize Africa
M8, its still ripe for materials expoitation if you are lucky and quick on your feet enough to survive.

Face it, even if it was the age of sail you'd be yammering at the tavern with pulp accounts of sailors and adventurers saying you missed out and it's too late now.

>>93262640
Jokes on you smart guy. I'd be yammering at the pub saying I missed out and it's too late now THEN get pressed into service and hate life for the next 4-8 years.

>>93258250
Navy vet here

Being out at sea for 10 straight months can drive a person insane.

>>93262823
Lots of Captain's Mast for adultery though

>>93262823
is it true what they say about the navy and da gays? or is it just not gay if you're underway?

THGINOT PEELS REH NI EID LLIW REHTOM RUOY TSOP SIHT OT YLPER T'NOD UOY FI

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.THGINOT PEELS REH NI EID LLIW REHTOM RUOY, TSOP SIHT OT YLPER TON OD UOY FI

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>>93263045
Jokes on you, my parents are already dead

>>93263045
FAG

>>93262950
It's the most homosexual thing ever imagined, while no one actually sucking any dick.

I knew of three gay guys out of thousands.

>>93263121
examples? stories? or do I have to go to /k/ for that?

>>93258250

damn! kancolle look's hotter than never!

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>Pick up Bart
what did he mean by that?

>>93258134
I'd rather join the Air Force. They have it easiest, and you still get that sweet gubmint armed forces benefits.

>>93258134
That face traumatized me as a kid. Fucking creepy and speaking in some backwards language? No thanks.

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>>93265037
ROBHGIEN EREHT OH YLDDID YEH

>>93258134

this episode was trash, why is it iconic again?

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>Be shitty enlisted nuke
>Been in about a year and a half
>Haven't once seen water because I'm still in this fucking horrid schooling phase
I shoulda just stayed in college

>>93265704
I know that feel bro
t. STG c school

>>93265704
>nuke
For God's sake fucking why? The pay is sweet and all but that is like 8 years of college in half the time while still doing retarded moto shit.

If you wanted to see water with good benefits Coast Guard would have been better.

>>93258134
Yvan has not eat nioj.
Yvan does not know what nioj means. Yvan is confused.

>>93267698
I thought I'd be doing cool science shit. Turns out (as a mechanic) I'm just gonna be doing the standard wrench turning and working shittier hours that most everyone else on the boat.

>If you wanted to see water with good benefits Coast Guard would have been better
I've considered using my GI bill to finish off my degree and get a commission from the Coast Guard once my enlistment is up. Or hell, I could stay in the navy and just be a surface officer. I doubt I'll go back to being a nuke though. I think I'd rather be an officer on a destroyer or cruiser.

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>>93258717
.gniylpeR

>>93262950
>what is gay in the civilian life is brotherhood in the army, what is gay in the army is brotherhood in the navy, what is gay in the navy is illegal in the civilian life

ME' KCEHC

>>93263045
TOGGAF