>can do everything a spider can >except produce organic web

>can do everything a spider can
>except have eight arms and eyes

oh boy

>can do everything a spider can
>is able to climb out of the bathtub

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>>93245870

Why even call him Spider-man if he doesn't have Spider powers?

There are people who actually prefer organic web?

>>93245831
Nice repost bub

Organic webs were always dumb. The webshooters were supposed to highlight Parker's intelligence and knack for invention, but of course every single film so far has fucked that one up. Raimi had organic webs, ASM he stole the formula and plans, MCU Stark jus gives it all to him.

>>93245956
MCU peter built the web shooters, Tony even commented on it

>Look ma! I made the exact same thread with the exact same picture AGAIN!

>>93245831
Make an edit of the lyrics, please.

>>93245956
He had the webshooters during his first conversation with Tony, what are you talking about

>>93245956
Peter isn't a literal genius and has resource limitations as a teen. Him inventing a spiderweb like substance and a launcher capable of the utility his has, is very unlikely.

>>93245912
Considering the Raimi films are some of the most memorable Spider-man media ever made, I'd say yeah most people prefer organic

>>93246061
I mean hes not like a super powered genius, but he's always been very smart.

>>93246071
Naw I get what you're saying but its why I think organic webs don't really damage his character too much. Him being able to invent the webshooters is a little bullshit, but Peter shows his intelligence in other ways in most comics and adaptations (other than Raimi). Built webshooters aren't a necessity.

>>93246120
Oh, I don't have any strong objections to organic webshooters. I'm fine with organic or mechanical personally.

>can do everything a spider can
>except eating bugs
Or can he?

Why do the Raimi movies trigger autists so much?

>>93246202
Probably because of all that homophobia.

>>93245956
>Broke teenager
>Wants to get his aunt may out of poverty
>Not immediately selling the rights to his invention for money

>>93245831
Why not have organic web that needs mechanical aiming to shoot it out

>>93246226
Peter thinks being a hero is more important than making money

>>93245831
So every time this thread dies you repost it to bring back the same damn arguments over and over again. As if anything new from butthurt Spiderfags can be stated at this point.

At least use Miles in your bait next time, they hate him with a passion.

>>93246234
Would be kinda pointless at this point IMO.

>>93246226
The webshooters are custom made and only work for his organically secreted web, which obviously cannot scale up.

>>93246120
Like using youtube to learn how eletricity works.

>>93245831
OP-MAN
OP-MAN
DOES WHATEVER A SHITPOSTER CAN

>>93246226
>web that lasts no longer than 1 hour
>have the only purpose of swingin arround and is completely useless to someone without superstrength

>>93245956

MCU Peter built his out of whatever he could find. Tony just gave him better ones that were properly built.

Of course that means Tony now has the ability to reproduce them himself.

>>93245903
Because Peter correctly assumed he got his powers from a spider bite. He's a spider-themed hero not a spider-hero at least he used to be, which is why I've never been sold on the whole Spider-totem bs.

>>93246226
He's tried selling the webbing formula

Do you know how useful an adhesive that only works for an hour is? No one wanted it.