Desenhista que Pensa thread

>>93235282
Why is the Burger King so huge?

>>93235329
It's not to scale.

>>93235343
I'll never understand why Christians find these kinds of things inspiring. It reminds of a story about a kid meeting Jesus, and Jesus goes through a card catalog of all the kid's sins, signing his own name in blood on the cards. It's just disturbing to me. I guess they only work if you already have faith.

>>93235389
The Burger King hates Disney?

>>93235389
Is this guy one of those Brazilians that believed Disney movies contained subliminal messages about sex and Satanism?

>>93235405
i had someone make an attempt to convert me by telling me jesus kept every tear ive ever shed in a jar and also animals dont have souls and are only put on earth to benefit man

it was the creepiest shit i ever experienced and needless to say i tend to duck out the second religion or conversion or someone trying to spread the word of god comes up in a conversation anymore

>>93235282
Pensapostagem até aqui?

>>93235343
Why does Jesus look annoyed?

>>93235414
>Those googly eyes
Wow, Jesus hugged him so fucking hard he had an aneurysm.

>>93235414
Someone post the edit where Jesus snaps his neck.

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>>93235414
this is kinda sweet

>>93235282
His drawings are good, but the stories kinda suck.

>>93235525
You'd be annoyed if people generations down the road twisted your words in order to justify whatever the fuck hey want to do.

The guy told us to love thy neighbor, after all. How many times has someone NOT done that in the name of Christianity?

>>93235543
I don't even know what he's trying to say here.

I love how all his characters look so bored and disinterested

>>93235637
That labeling your enemies makes you an enemy?

>>93235637
Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

>>93235493
What did he mean by this?

>>93235362
Is there context to this one?

>>93235637
So far, it's the only one I get. The guy is wearing a Hitler mustache. He didn't put one on the mirror. It's hard to tell because the other guy has a full beard. The implication is that just giving into Godwin's Law makes you basically the same thing as what you're bitching about.

>>93235647
I don't get what he's saying here

>>93235647
holy shit, faggots on hospice watch after this one

>>93235647
What?

>>93235518
Subtle, nuanced commentary.

>>93235647
>Could they be generated by a gay pair.

Does he not know where babies come from?

>>93235713
lol

>>93235681
Context for that last panel: http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/05/good-samaritan-shot-dead-after-trying-to-rescue-hostage-from-gunman-at-sao-paulo-cathedral-5376823/

>A brave Good Samaritan was shot dead after he wrestled with a gunman, attempting to free a hostage.
>The shocking incident unfolded on the steps of Sao Paulo Cathedral in Brazil yesterday afternoon.
>Images have since emerged of Francisco Erasmo Rodrigues, a 61-year-old onlooker-turned-hero who tackled gunman, Luiz Antonio da Silva.

>>93235713
Is this pro-Trump? Anti-Trump? I don't get this at all.

>>93235526
The person who jesus is hugging actually had googly eyes, he had a surgery to fix it two years ago

>>93235713
the way Trump is drawn makes me think the artist is a supporter but it kinda just looks like he's letting poor people die

>>93235480
What freak thinks Jesus keeps tears in a jar? Who the help did you talk to, I understand the soul thing, but that's just creepy.

>>93235713
That's hilarious because those are clearly immigrants

>>93235282
tl;dr: Brazilian Chick tract, somehow dumber.

>>93235713
>Being the highest level in your guild.

>>93235752
Okay, so these are real people in some instances. Without context, it comes across as a hilarious murder.

>>93235389
>calling out The Mouse

He's done for.

>>93235282

Oh wow. And I thought American political cartoonist were bad. This makes Garrison look like Cruikshank.

>>93235754

Trump and the American Eagle are protecting the poor people from the North Korean guy and a bunch of dictators.

>>93235695
>>93235705
>>93235723
I think he's trying to say the gay guy's argument doesn't make sense because if gays could generate children they would abandon them at at least the same rate as straight people.

Or that since gays can't generate kids none of their opinions on the subject matter in the first place.

>>93235713
This looked anti-trump at first, until I noticed kim on the other side.

>>93235804
It really doesn't look like it. It looks more like "You can't hurt these people! I'm going to hurt them, and nobody else gets that privilege!"

>>93235680

Why did he make the other guy have a beard? It defeats the purpose of revealing in the last panel that there was no hitler mustache on the mirror because you can't tell whether or not there was one with the beard covering the spot where you would or wouldn't see it.

>>93235805
Probably the latter. But the former would at least make sense.

>>93235823
The homeless guy is still shivering, you asshole.

>>93235823
BR Jon Arbuckle right there

>>93235713
>Putin vs Trump in Syria.
Is Brazil like... in the 70s? Serious question, I am now worried.

>>93235851
I agree, it ruins the whole point.

>>93235833
that fucking eagle tips me off, man

>>93235749
Pro....I think....it looks like he's trying to save the poor and homeless people from...tyranny? I have no clue, I'm spitballing here

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>>93235856
>Jesus is Ogrest

>>93235713
Is that Putin?

>>93235892
Excuse me

>>93235889
Kim Jong Un and Putin are on the other side, along with two other people I should probably recognize. It looks like he's having Trump protect the poor starving people.

>>93235859
it kinda feels like that sometimes honestly
without the dictatorship though

>>93235518
..... W-why would they use the sickle to hammer the hammer?

>>93235892
Middle easterners preparing to free one of their most revered prophets from being enslaved by the West while best korea does his nails

>>93235647
uhh, isn't the reason a gay couple would adopt because they can't make a baby? I don't get the message of this one.

>>93235892
I love hom Kim is just casually watching

>>93235927
yes, I'm certain Trump is protecting people from Putin!

>>93235892
>Left hand, North Korea!
>Right foot, middle east!
Was Jesus captured in the midst of a game of Twister?

>>93235941
'Cause commie schools ar' shit.

>>93235954
You shouldn't be able to take care of kids if you can't make them yourself, the same way it's immoral to have a pet.

>>93235859
Well, he's making comics about communists to this day, so I guess.

>>93235471
I don't know, I thinks this should be the other way around

>>93235927
It's Putin and Kim Jong Un. The one in the middle I think is Bashar al-Assad. Whoever is charge of China has to be number four.

>>93235959
I believe this is known as a false equivalence, right?

>>93235974

You think that's bad, you should check out where his Dong is!

most of these seem like edits made in /pol/, but I know they probably aren't

>>93235994
The fact that the angels have to slip out of the ventilation duct is hilarious. I'm non-corporeal as fuck but I'm gonna use this door just to be polite.

>>93235994

Doesn't this mean we should be aborting babies since they get to go straight to Jesus and skip the whole futility of life thing?

>>93235994
Does this mean we should be aborting as many babies as possible?

>>93235959
Lmao, he makes his own counterpoint by the logic used in this joke >>93235647

>>93236011
Is it being re-circumcised in Isreal?

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>>93235994
It almost makes it seem like he's excusing abortion, since they'll all just be hapy in heaven anyway.

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>>93235994
>unbaptized children going to heaven

>>93235589
Who's ever claimed Coelacanths were extinct

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>>93235512

Pensapostagem is for viados, post monica cp

>>93236017
Not edits, I think.

>>93235713
How did a legit gringo evagelost end up in brazil?

>>93236051
>he used truck
holy shit the subtle translation flubs are amazing.

>>93235777
well he's okay in my book

>>93236026
You know, I don't mind when people criticize the theory of evolution, but I prefer if they'd at least try to understand what it's about before making shit like this.

>>93236051
what the fuck

>>93235994
wasn't
>>93236057
a thing.

>>93235747
>Tumblr nose
What is the point of being ultra conservative if you are just going to go and do that.

>>93235981
But there people that are able to make children but shouldn't have them.
Also at if a gay couple paid a woman to be artificially inseminated so at least their children is son of one of them? Or a lesbian couples goes to a sperm bank.

>>93235713

This is so bizarre. I understand the extreme religion, anti-communist angle of a right Brazilian winger, but why support America and Trump?

>>93235777
Gosh, I think she mean provide guns only to those responsible enough to use them.

>>93236072
LOL, his penis is pointing at the girl.

>>93235322
>>93235362
>>93235589
>>93235647
Holy shit, is this guy actually retarded, and moreover is most of Brasil?

Y'all got too many pesticides in your farinha lactea

>>93236084
We talked about this in another thread and figured out what he meant.

Usually the argument is "this shooting was possible due to the ownership of guns", however this came out around the time of that truck bombing. So if you were to facilitate guns for being dangerous, you'd have to facilitate cars too.

>>93236071
Pretty much everyone until we found some a few decades ago. I don't really get his point though.

>>93235755
it was just some girl i went to school with that i had no reason to suspect was a total fucking cultist creep until the topic of jesus came up

she made sure i knew she was strictly christian too, and not some unpure satanic knock-off of christianity like mormonism or catholicism

>>93236113

Because Trump will protect the poor people from Putin! Didn't you read the cartoon!

>>93236113
the guys has simplified views of a lot of things, when you simplify things Trump seems kinda ok I guess not really?

>>93235518
Well, he is right about this one.

>>93235747
>Feminists
>Thin

>>93235480
>animals dont have souls and are only put on earth to benefit man
But that's true.

>>93235647
Where is the edit with the "Let me show you"?

>>93236113
Since commies hate America, the logical conclusion is that America must be the great. I mean, I don't disagree, but it is still curious how there is no thought put into it, if US - Russia relationship had got better with Trump these guys would be having a meltdown considering their whole thought goes "yay US, boo Russia" with no politics taken into consideration.

>>93236152

The guy always changes his story about his relationship with Putin, but as far as I know he has never antagonised him. More over, he said something along the lines about wanting to talk to Kim and called him 'smart'.

>>93236172
>you are dead
lmao

>>93236146
The hell? I'm not religious or anything, but she sounds like a legit cultist, I'm Christian, and I don't think that shit....also Mormons are Norman. That's racist, cultist, Christianity+

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>>93236105
Stop right there, you iconoclast.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+3%3A5&version=ESV

This guy sure likes to draw fetuses.

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>>93235589

>They find a rare fish that they thought it dind't existed anymore
>LOL Animals never go extinct

>>93236172
>That gleam in Jesus' eyes
Wew lad.

>>93235823
>>93235854
And a week later he dies, feeding him one time will not feeding him everyday, neither will make him safe.
It will only make you feel better.

>>93236172

He...He wants the Rapture to come? Like right now?
How is this line of thinking better than a Islamist one?

>>93236212

It sounds like she's full blown Jehovahs Witness or something. Those guys are pretty batshit crazy.

>>93236212
There are a lot of hardline Protestant denominations that consider themselves spiritual successors of "the early Church and that Catholicism was a later Roman invention to save Classical religion by fusing it with "true" Christianity. It isn't all that uncommon.

>>93236189
souls do not exist

nothing was put on earth to benefit anyone or anything we just co exist in some fucked up cycle

so its half true but if youre trying to sell me the idea that humans have souls but no other animal does, especially as someone who grew up around other animals and got to witness their distinct personalities within each dog, bird, rodent, and varying bugs and herps, youre not going to get very far.

>>93235480
you should have fucked her anon

>>93236102
Like that last part would ever happen.

>>93236172
>>93236242
Well, I mean, not like there are crusader paramilitary groups killing people left and right in Brazil. The guy is getting dangerously cheesy, but wanting the rapture to come is still steps above wanting to go out and kill now.

>>93236254
Brazil is full of people like that, unfortunatelly. It's a very conservative and religious country.

>>93236257
Well....the Romans DID fuck with it, and translation from old ads language is shit. So I guess I can give then a break.

>>93235414
>snaps his neck so his eyes go wonky

Brutal

>>93236267
The soul thing comes from where God, supposedly, breathed life into man, or when Adam and eve ate the fruit and gained the knowledge of good and evil becoming "like God"

>>93235471
If this was more logical, the Devil's weapons should be drugs, money, and a porno mag.

But clearly logic isn't something this artist has a good grasp of.

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>>93236298
>climate change is a communist plot

What the hell man. I thought only the US produced this level of retardation.

>>93236273
son theres a reason you dont stick your dick in crazy and its a good one

>>93235471
threatening the devil with death by crucifiction is actually pretty brutal. It's one of the worst ways to die.

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>>93235282
I don't get it

>>93235322
>I will purposefully misinterpret a concept in order to make my point

>>93235362
BUCKLEY DOES IT AGAIN!

>>93236321
>The owner of morality would be the people
But what if the people disagree with you and want abortions or something?

>>93236345
Yeah, stigmata is a hell of an STD.

>>93236280

I know is not really the same, but if you think about it, the Rapture he wants is for someone to come and kill all of those he considers undesirable.

>>93236127
How can he call him safe "Artist that think" if half of his opinions come from the bible?

>>93236321

Oh yeah, the free market will surely get rid of Brazil problem of corruption. Also Jesus was against free market.
>Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."

Someone should tweet this at him.

>>93235362
>A abortion
This tickles my 'tism.

>>93236409
lol

>>93236321
>Free market as long as it obeys the law
You can see the exact point in which he was like "eh...".

>>93235414
>He's so strong he drew blood out of Jesus with a single slap

>>93236388
It is pretty different. In the Christian second coming, Jesus comes back and kills all the undesirables after they've been tortured by Heaven, but in the Islamic second coming believers actually get to join Jesus in the slaughter as a reward for their faith.

>>93236321

>Outlawing abortion

Go ask Communist Romania how well that went for them.

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This shit is priceless

>>93236409
>>93236172
Who is the black guy? I figured he was just some Angel, but showing up twice seems to imply he's someone important. Some saint?

Who's the negro bro Jesus has in these comics? Is he just a BR self insert or something?

>>93236439
If that's true then I'll give the Muslims this - they're more honest about their sadism.

>>93236289
No they didn't you Protestant filth, the Council of Nicaea occurring because the Empire stopped persecuting Christians isn't the same as "fucking with it".

>mfw a proddie cunt thought catholics weren't christian when I was in 9th grade

Fuck proddies

>>93235362
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>93236321
Wait, so he IS a communist?

>>93236472
>Dodging lightning
What?

>>93236321
Jesus would probably be a communist nowadays

>>93236437
Well, this one isn't so bad.

>>93236429
That's not Jesus being against free market, dumbass, he's saying that stingy people don't want to let go of their worldly possessions.

>>93236454
I think it's Gabriel

>>93236324
yeah but any reasonable observation of an animal would tell you theres a lot more to the inner workings of their minds than just "dumb animal that does nothing but eat and poop and exist for human exploitation". a good amount of the ones we consider companion animals have shown theyre able to understand abstract concepts and learn without needing to be broken, as are they capable of also acting of their own free will and can discern between what constitutes good behaviour within whatever form of a society theyve grown in and what constitutes bad.

the whole story of how humans came to be in the world via a god and how souls are supposed to work and the role animals play is all so poorly thought out and leaves too much room for question. i cant subscribe to it, though i do find it interesting trying to understand why its something so prevalent across the world and what mindsets people have to have in order to blindly follow it

>>93236441
How did it go? All I really know about Romania is all of the bunkers and that time Salvador Dali trolled the shit out of Ceausescu.

>>93236321
That's not an edit? This guy is literally Brazil's version of far-right. In fact he's so far right on the Brazilian political spectrum that he wouldn't even be represented on it. Brazil should be a monarchy though, fuck the republic.

>>93236441
It went pretty well and is still pretty okay in Ireland and Poland. Outlawing abortion literally does nothing. Unless you mean the large number of angry young people in Romania was the cause of the brutal execution of the dictator.

>>93235282
Googling him I found something actually funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__AU26QDuE

>>93236127

Most, but just a few are this annoyng

Not wanting to sound like a fedora, but religion was aways a pain in the ass in this country. Stupid puritan lawns, mediocre safe comedy on TV, a bunch of retarded fucks getting into politics, every fucking street with a asshole building a noisy church in his garage so he can make money without paying tax or worrying about safety rules in case of fire

https://youtu.be/j8bMHvuvkDI
https://youtu.be/DYMFWYgVHk0
https://youtu.be/DvbpHrqBNGw

>>93235282
If this is true, Brazil has some issues.

>>93236336
>global warming makes weather hot

Are you perhaps a retard, anon?

I'd say someone should explain to him that life doesn't begin at conception, but I don't think he even understands middle school-level science.

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What are /co/'s opinions on abortion?

>>93235362
I N H L

>>93236536
>not integralism

>>93236561

>global warming
>warming
>hot

I don't know, are you?

>>93236484
It's really kind of funny how Protestants, Catholics and Orthodox all have to twist known history in order to support their church's "exclusive" claim to authenticity. You're all non-Christian compared to the Ebonites, for example.

>>93236582
This is one of the worst strawmen I've seen in ages

>>93236574
it should be regularized but not comerciable

>>93235493
>PS: birds don't have souls

>>93236574
I dont like it, if you want to fuck why dont use a condom? if it's rape then I dont know

>>93236483
>people who sin shouldn't be punished

Sounds like you're a sinner fearful for judgement day

>>93235282
UMA MACACO DELICIA

>>93236484
Catholics ARE Christian, just ones who are a bit obsessed with Mary. Now, I'm not sure how fucking ignorant you are, but mixing shit (pagan rituals, ideals, etc) IS fucking with it. Also all sects of Christians are retarded, because everything is so mixed up, they ALL have something wrong.

>>93236574
I don't give a fuck about mindless embryos and underdeveloped fetuses.

>>93236472
Yeah, every time i said that a lighting almost strikes me;

>>93236574
Her choice, and life doesn't begin at conception. That's like saying a fresh lump of clay is a fucking sculpture.

>>93236574
I really don't care. Have it legal, have it illegal, I'm just sick and fucking tired of hearing the arguments.

>>93236605

People that don't use a condom are ignorant and are most likely poor as fuck. Those are who need abortions the most, because they only bring kids to a shitty life.

>>93236574
youre going to get every different conceivable answer possible

i dont care about abortion i think its within someones rights to chose to abort for any reason and i dont think its a detriment to our species for abortion to occur since we're so god damn over populated as it is and our only form of population control at this point is ourselves so why force people into having kids they obviously dont want, or alternatively do want but risk too much (which includes situations where the childs life is also a risk) by having

>>93236437
Kill both of them then

>>93235990
>>93235859
Communism is still a big deal here. Partly because of the military dictatorship that taught a whole generation of people to hate capitalism and the state, and partly because we're poor, dumb and lazy, so the idea of sharing sounds enticing.

>>93236581
>quasi-fascism wherein niggers and portuguese team up to fuck japanese immigrants

>>93236587
So you literally don't know what global warming is or why the term used now is climate change then? Climate change doesn't cause briefly warm weather, over time because of manmade CO2 being released into the atmosphere causing the world to warm causing ice to melt and trapped CO2 to further be released will result in the world warming several degrees in a geologically short period of time- which is still longer than a human lifespan.

dude jesus lmao

>>93236532
Wolverine's face, holy shit

>>93236611
I never said that. I'm saying it's more honest that Muslims want to help slaughter the sinners, whereas Christians want to be whisked away in the Rapture and just watch the slaughter of sinners from Heaven.

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This is the last one that I translated, see ya guys

>>93236598
It's not all that strange if you follow their logic. The whole sin of eating the fruit wasn't actually consuming it, it was chosing to follow their own rules rather than God's direction. Thus, by disobeying God's rule when it comes to abortion and following man-made moral systems, they are re-enacting the first sin. You could replace abortion with just about anything (and whatever associsted slogan) and it would work within a traditional Christian context.

>>93236517
Yeah, I'm at the point where I think its another fable, because a lot of the old testament is, but I also think that gaining that knowledge is what set us apart, if anything. Adam had a personality beforehand, like animals, and was a dumbass, like animals, that knowledge made him no longer an animal. Remember that in the story, the garden provided, there were no carnivores, so at the time, all animals were equal.

>>93236592
>ur all wrong

That's literally wrong you fucking idiot, the Orthodox and Catholic churches have unbroken continuity with the apostles.

>b-but this one sect n sheeit!

Is fucking irrelevant when we have actual Apostolic succession, you know that means our priests can trace their spiritual ancestry all the way back to saint fucking Peter who gained the fire of the holy spirit after Jesus was resurrected?

Protestantism is notable for having a lot of crazy fucking sects because the entire idea of apostolic succession gets thrown out the window when any retard with a bible thinks he knows the TROO christian faith and everyone else is wrong.

But then you're probably a retarded 15 year old atheist anyway so who gives a fuck about what you think.

>>93236662
Well, whatever, but going into an anti-putin rhetoric at this day and age is odd, considering the current situation in Russia.

>>93236668
So he doesn't understand logic OR English.

>>93236668
This is an edit right, the grammar is horrible even by his standards

>>93235647
The trog on the left looks like an Our Valued Customers character.

>>93236693
>watch

Christians won't be watching anything, they'll be too busy enjoying heaven. The lives of sinners are worthless after Judgement day because they had literally an entire lifetime to not be a fuck up and still managed to disappoint God by doing the opposite of what he told them to do.

>>93236321
>The owner of morality would be the people
But as king I will tell them what that morality is

>>93236619
There are no pagan rituals mixed in with it you moron. I'm sorry your inbred mountain preacher lied to you and you're going to hell.

>>93236574

Couldn't care less of what happens to non-sentient creatures.

>>93236722
Yeah, OP said he's posting ones he translated. They're from Brazil, they were in Portuguese originally.

>>93236574
should be legal

>>93236437
This is what happens when you graffiti on Jet Set Radio turf bitch!

>>93236713
>the book that we compiled legitimizes our traditions
>ignore all those other books we didn't popularize because they didn't support our tradition, those don't count
>why don't they count? Because our church doesn't support them, and our church is legitimate because we compiled a book that supports its legitimacy
Etc.

>>93236715
He probably doesn't know what he's talking about. He probably just saw that Trump supporters are usually conservative and decided to side with them, if I had to guess.

>>93236574
I think it should be legal, because you shouldn't have to care for a rape baby and there are a lot of situations where the father and mother aren't ready to raise a baby in a responsible way.

However, if you leave the fertilized egg alone, it will grow into a baby, so destroying a life before it has a chance at life is an action that should not be taken lightly at all. Maybe some kind of half hour seminar before you're allowed to have an abortion.

>>93236744
I'll never understand this logic. How in the world are you a good Christian if you go to Heaven and don't care that your own children are left behind and tortured? That's a scenario that would play out for millions of raptured souls.

>>93236804
>Have to listen to some preachy bullshit before you're allowed to choose what to do with your own life
Fucking stupid.

>>93236663

I don't know how anything contradicts my original post.
I never said Climate change was the cause of global warming, I made fun of the guy thinking only communist believe in Global Warming.

>>93236767
What do you call holidays, all of them come from another religion, there are no holidays in Christianity, God even calls trees decorated out, go ask your prick diddling priest when you stop sucking more cocks than op, moron

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>>93236127
> says America

>>93236804
>Maybe some kind of half hour seminar before you're allowed to have an abortion
If you want to waste everyone's time and accomplish nothing, sure.

>>93236744
Souls in heaven very explicitly cry out for the blood of the sinners of the earth, to the point that they must he calmed down and assured that the slaughter is coming, they just need to be patient.

>>93236574
To be fair, even most of /pol/ is pro abortion, i justdon't agree with the government having to pay for it

>>93236574
Legal

Look there will always be stupid people in the world do you really want them to reproduce

>>93236574
Nobody wants a haunted pussy.

>>93236574
The exact same opinion as Samurai Jack's final season.

>>93236804
>Maybe some kind of half hour seminar before you're allowed to have an abortion.

I've heard they unironically do this sort of shit to you in some southern states. Not literally a seminar but they're legally obligated to try and guilt trip you. Can anyone confirm?

>>93236582

Rei confirmed for woist girl once again

>>93235851
Other guy's appeared in a couple and is shown in a positive light, I'm pretty sure It's the artist

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>>93235647
He's right you know

>>93236903
They let you hear your baby's heartbeat IIRC.

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I don't really understand the argument behind being pro-life really. They'll make abortions illegal but at the same time won't put any money into improving our god awful sexual education classes. The whole argument of "you should be just more responsible" falls on deaf ears when you have Cletus and sally or Tyrone and Shaniqua who don't even understand the concept of sex in the first place because of their poverty stricken upbringing.

>>93235589
>the guys shirt isn't colored behind the tank

>>93236826
>>93236859
>>93236903
I'm not saying it should be some kind of guilt trip, and a seminar might not be the best solution, but it's a serious decision and I think there needs to be some kind of legal requirement that you're making an informed decision before you go through with it.

>>93236166
> american
> thinks everyone is fat
colour me surprised

>>93236970
It's mostly older people who are scared of new things, and some younger people who were indoctrinated. Also "baby killer" is a really fucking convenient thing to call people you disagree with.

>>93236574

I think it's better for fetus to die than have an actual child be abused or neglected and live their entire life knowing they weren't wanted at all.

>>93235777
> those guns
AYY

>>93237010
That's retarded. And yet you think they should be allowed to have a kid without having to be informed at all?

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>>93235589
This guy is other youtuber called Pirula

>>93237035
You can't really regulate procreation like that.

>>93237011
I am not american and all the feminist that saw were fat.
And by feminists i mean the ones that goes to streets to destroys everyone's day.

>>93237050
Exactly. You can't fix the problem but that doesn't justify trying to fuck with a partial solution.

>>93235518
Stopped clock.

>>93236454
black jesus

>>93236970
>I don't really understand the argument behind being pro-life really.
In a society that promotes the idea of the right to life, people have a right to be born.

Granted, their stance on Sex Ed is some rank fucking bullshit.

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>>93237033
>>93235777
I'm no gun expert, but even I'm triggered(no pun intended). It looks like an A12, but without a drum, and a hand saw grip at the end. What the fuck

>>93237010
Dont they have a 24-72 hour waiting period in some states?

>>93235929
Is he talking about jerking off or getting fucked?

>>93236643
You're thinking of sentience. Every cell is technically life, sperm and eggs are alive before they even meet each other.

>>93237109
>I'm no gun expert
you don't need to, it's a simple draw of 5 different lines and 3 or 4 details. You can tell by the end of the "barrel" that he was trying to do an AK-47. "But that's communist!... But I don't know how to draw any other kind of gun (sic)" so he just made it grey to, I don't know, look more "professional"? more "Western"?

>>93236693
>>93236744
I can't wait to get to heaven, sit back on my recliner, and watch the sinners get slaughtered on an IMAX sized tv with surround sound. Shit's gonna be cash.

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>>93237258

>>93235282
liberals will keep making fun of christians for the next 1000 years because they arent allowed to make fun of anyone else

>>93236102
This feels like the start of a hypnotism/mindbreak doujin

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>>93236437
he has to klill them both with the same bullet! it's the only answer

Why is /co/ so leftist?

>>93237342
tumblr visitors

>>93235518
communist has actually fucking destroyed brazil, how uneducated and stupid are people reading this thread?

>>93236574
I don't care if it's legal since that's what people seem to want, but it really bothers if I have to be frank, just another way for people to keep being stupid and avoiding any consequences... yet it doesn't affect my life in any way since I'm already past being a proto-baby so I don't really care.

>>93237342

Why? Do you agree with the comics?

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>>93236582
>she has a mustache
At least he knows the enemy.

>>93237406
This one is pretty good unironically>>93236196

>>93237381
Not everyone gives a fuck about Brazilian history.
t. Portuguese

>>93236634
Is he confusing horses with elephants?

>>93237381
>how uneducated and stupid are people reading this thread?

Well, we're not Brazilian, so we could be worse.

>>93237406
>Do you agree with the comics?
there is nothing to agree with the comics since the "artist" is not even following a solid ideology, he is literally just trying to trigger a group of people he doesn't like.
He is an ultimate backwards /co/mblr fusion shitposter-""artist"".

>>93237396

A future human should not be treated as a consequence. Forcing someone to have a shitty life as sort of punishment for something that may have been outside their control (contraceptives fail, even vasectomy isn't 100% safe) is a terrible thing to do.

>>93237444
>lets make fun of a person for his politicals belifes even tho we have 0 understanding of the political history of his country
>im so lucky not to be a braindead retard christian, im "educated"

>>93237381
>communist has actually fucking destroyed brazil
in what way

>>93237474
There's nothing political about religious fundamentalism. If you weren't in a third world shithole that still sacrifices virgins every full moon you'd know that.

>>93237481
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_socialist_movement_in_Brazil
>>93237499
there is politics in his comics and you are making fun of his political comics

>>93237381
I dont think no one is outright saying that all of his beliefs are wrong or against /co/ hivemind. We are mocking is bad comics and writing skills.

> literally hammering a hammer

>>93237499
>If you weren't in a third world shithole that still sacrifices virgins every full moon you'd know that.

I didn't knew quetzacoatl was a brazilian god

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>>93236574
pretty much this

>>93237514
So? I can make fun of retards if I want to and you whining in broken English isn't going to stop me from doing it, monkey.

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>>93237342
There are dumb people on both sides of the political spectrum. Just because I agree with some of his points, doesn't mean he's a good cartoonist, and also doesn't mean he presented said points eloquently.

>>93235414

This one should be titled "/co/ visits /pol/"
Guess which one is /pol/, atheists.

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>>93237381
>communist has actually fucking destroyed brazil

Are you that kind of dumb gringo who thinks that South American countires give a shit for each other?

I swaer i can't believe these comics are serious. It's like next level meta satire.
>>93235442
Intentionally or not, this is just hillarious

>>93237555
>So? I can make fun of retards if I want
you arent making fun of yourself...
its still funny how stupid you are tho

>>93237593
im not responsible for the coruption of wikipedian editors, if finding the informatioon is hard for you imagine how hard it is for me

>>93237579
Why the fuck do latin american countries hate each other so much?

>>93235647
Why is he vibrating?

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>>93237659
Because of soccer

>>93237659
Every country has a rivalry with its neighbors, some friendlier than others. Since South American countries are all the same and interchangeable, and since they're all uneducated and don't know geography, they don't know who their neighbors are so they decided to just hate the entire continent.

>>93236321
>Prisoners would need to work to be able to eat
I get how the rest of his platform is insane in an obvious way, but damn that's too much. It would mean the government now has a unpaid forced labor force, and what's stopping you as dictator to lock away political prisoners and force them to work until they die off.
Oh shit, we went full commie circle and came up with gulags.

>>93235713
>opposite_of_reality.png

>>93237643
so you're wrong?
you do know that through most of brazil's history the leaders were anti-socialism, right? you do know that during the dictatorship the far-left parties were heavily censored and oppressed? or are you just pulling shit out of your ass?

>>93235405
catholic here. Nah, this is kinda dark and disturbing even to me. It must be a latin american thing

>>93236172
>INFIDEL
Jesus is the most quoted prophet in the Qu'aran.

>>93237707
and a million years ago a caveman farted and discovered fire, what about modern politics? i guess having a president impeached is just normal for subhuman monkeys that live in the south right?

>>93237780
ah, yes, I forgot that Dilma established communism in Brazil back in 2012. after all, everyone to the left of me is a communist.
retard

>>93237818
you know jack shit about brazil, im not getting educated by an american who doesnt even know how to vote
Learn about your own country first before looking outside you fucking retard

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>>93235343
Is this a reference to max payne?

>>93237865
I'm brazilian

>>93237719
But it's. It's exactly how we think americans see religion exept the artist is braziloan

>>93237886
kek

>>93235282
how unfortunate.

>>93237579
But m-muh MERCOSUR

>>93235282
This guy is like the andrew dobson from brazil, he has a entire legion of "fans" that are always making parodies of his work

>>93236574
Should be legal

>>93237905
no surprise there, you are part of the cult of stupidity that ruled all over south america during the last decade, you probably sold your own mother to pay for electricity while blaming everything on the evil right wing and praising your new owners for giving you poverty
being stupid and evil is a whole of a lote worse than just being stupid

>>93235471
>*teleports behind you*

>>93237906
Just because the religious conservatives are the same just about everywhere doesnt mean they all have the same fucked up art. Look at chick tract comics, never manages to be visually disturbing but just.... creepy in tone

>>93237980
I'm a brazilian on 4chan, do you seriously think I'm poor?
nice strawman, though. I'm sure you felt all warm and fuzzy inside after typing this out.

>>93237659
> says the people from the countries that genocide each other
lmao,we are all bros here

>>93236366
Pretty sure jesus know that

>>93235362
holy shit

>>93238073
Football War

>>93238136
damn someone cant be pleased

are you sure youre not a lefty m80

>>93235621
i love that doctor's face
like, "yeah! i love killing these babies so goddamned much!"

>>93238168
go kill another million poor people and see how happy that makes me

>>93238136
I'm a young adult shitposting on 4chan, do you really think I'm politically active?
Nice strawman though, I'm sure you felt all warm and fuzzy inside after typing this out.
I also think it's funny how you just stopped trying to justify your "communism destroyed the country" narrative and instead is just resorting to personal attacks. You should read a book, anon. Or at least pay attention to your history classes.

>>93235621
>muh dick

>>93236551
>Not wanting to sound like a fedora, but religion was aways a pain in the ass in this country

I'll let you in on a secret. Religion is a pain in the ass in a lot of countries.

>>93236114
So only rich people get to have armed protection?

>>93236279
It definitely would happen! Can't you see the enraged man is trying to choke her to death and she's calling out for help?

>>93238202
so you are a retard who knows as much about his own country as any american here, why the fuck did you bother me in the first place then?
you probably were expecting me to be as stupid as you are
comunism destroyed south america, people starved to death while your goverment blew millions on building one time stadiums for a pr stunt
here is what you dont get, voting is all a poor person can do, thats all the power poor people have, when you lie to them and promise to protect them to get their votes and then let them die while you use tax money to do drugs that makes you fucking garbage
i m sure you felt all warm and fuzzy watching them die tho

>>93236574
If it isn't legal then people die getting back ally abortions. I do not consider fetus's as possessing the equivalent right to life that a late stage pregnancy, or fully born baby. Additionally, forcing people to give birth to children they didn't plan for, and likely didn't want at that point results overwhelmingly in bad childhoods.

Because of the above factors I'm pro abortion.

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>>93238303
>>93238136
>>93237980

The bible was pro abortion (not pro-choice because the women didn't really have a say), so why is this guy so against it?

This guy must have been aborted like seven times to draw so many butt hurt comics about it.

>>93238303
>strawman strawman uninformed bullshit strawman
I bothered you because I expected some sort of informed discussion rather then you just saying "LEFTISTS KILL THE POOR AND DO DRUGS ALL THE TIME"
I don't do drugs btw

>>93236172
Nigga, is that Nero playing a harp surrounded by fire?
Now I'm triggered.
There really is something for everyone here.

>>93236601
So if you fuck your wife, does that mean you have to fuck your daughter?

>>93236574
Personally, I don't like it, but there are cases where the mother having the child would only cause pain for both of them and as >>93238316 says prohibiting it would make people go to back alley doctors and possibly die.

>>93236574

Should be mandatory until the global population is under 1 billion or we successfully maintain our global population.

>>93238365
>im not poor
>im not politically active
>i defend socialism
>i know about hundreds of years of history but i know nothing about the last couple decades
>im not a stupid kid who doesnt know shit and is supported by his dad
>im not this
>im not that
i get it, you literally dont exist, nice game of guess who
>i expected some sorth of informed discussion
>i replyed to every single thing you said with nu-hu, you are.
i would never expect an informed discussion from a person who goes out of his way to be uninformed, all you wanted, all you know how to do is wait for a gotcha moment, you havent held a single informed discussion in your entire life
>not all falacy
yes all, all members of an ignorant intolerant movement act the same, the ones who dont get kicked out

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>>93236409

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>>93238498
Could this be, the Organization?

These comics are giving me a crisis of faith.