AMERICA #4 Preview

Can't wait to see the new tier of stupidity Rivera reaches.

I love this comic unironically.

>>93228937
Oh fuck yes I need to feel fucking pissed off a stupid shit today

>>93228989
I've never read her stuff, she has two moms?

>>93228961
OK so I don't think any part of those first narration bubbles made sense. Is that just me?

>>93229022
She's from a dimension with no men.

>>93228960
I hate you ironically.

>>93229022
Yes and so does ROM but he's a way better character than her.

>>93229018
God I hate everyone's style in this page.

>>93228989
If she learned spanish shit from the regular world why do they know spanish shit.

>>93229072
Stop trying to make amigx a thing. It's not going to be a thing.

>>93229072
reeeeeee

>>93229098
Because the writer is a hack that can't even keep things coherent within a single comic book you think she can actually focus enough to remember the shit she's putting to page?

>>93228989
Why woulf they speak spanish if in the previous issue they

>>93228989
Why woulf they speak spanish if in the previous issue the comic shows america learned spanish from normal latinos

>>93228941
>LeeLuMultiPass Phi Theta
I really wish Gabby had referenced a different movie.

>>93228989
This is the gayest shit, in both the common and slang senses of the word.

>>93228961
>>93228989
The whole lesbian utopia world is so stupid it's like something from a bad fetish webcomic.

I hate Wiccan so damn much.

>>93229072

>REEEEEEE

The frogposters found a way to get to her? This should be interesting

>>93229072
>amigx
Is America the only country that has to deal with that shit?

>>93228961
Attack of the Lesbian Mexican Space Gnostics!

>>93229718
Wait, was that intentional? I thought it was just a misspelling.

God, I fucking love reading this mess with /co/: the hate sustains me.

>>93229018
Again America delegates an important tsk to the author's self-insert to show how much she trusts and respects her.

>>93228989
>Our love is the seal para siempre
Vete a la mierda

>>93229041
>papo
Vete a la reconchadetumadre

>>93230631
>important

If X'Anquisha and co. keep the girls safe, good job. If they fail to keep the guerillas safe and let them all get killed, then America won't have to bother with them trying to make her help people. It's a win-win no matter what they do.

>>93230097
Its supposed to be trying to make it gender neutral.
Which is stupid because spanish and most languages have gendered grammer(?).
Does the writer even speak spanish i doubt they do but marvel gives no fucks.

>>93230799
Jesus christ. Even if that is the case, why x of all possible letters? How the fuck is that even supposed to be pronounced?

>>93228961
are those vague space vaginas?

>>93230841
I think it's supposed to be pronounced a-me-gay

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>>93230991

>>93229068
And he's just a Toy Robot.

>>93229072
>Amigx
the trashcan is too good for this shit

>>93228960
it's amazeballs and does NOT get storytimed enough

there should be AT LEAST one a day

>>93229072
So she's going to annoy it with an siren klaxon and a spotlight?

>>93228958
it's why i don't want this travesty to be cancelled
this is so bad it goes back to being entertaining

>>93230841
They've actually tried a bunch of other shit, like amig@, but nobody's really gone for it.

I don't get why /co/ has to bash this comic. This is selling well to its demograph and is clearly not meant for you so why read it?

>>93230841
>How the fuck is that even supposed to be pronounced?
like ameegex

>>93231201
>This is selling well to its demograph
Which is?

>>93231231

Minorities.

>>93231201
>This is selling well to its demograph
Anon, it is really funny that you think that because it's crashing and burning like the Hindenburg.

>>93231201
This comic is highly acclaimed by the critics, and the industry and is probably a contender for an eisner next year.

And it's not just terrible. It's terrible in so many unpredictable ways that it's hillarious. If Gabby later comes out and says she was pulling an andy kaufman or Borat, I will not be suprised at all.

>>93231300
White people who are politically left of Chairman Mao appears to be the primary demographic. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

What actually WILL Gabby say or do when this comic gets canned due to low-ass sales?

>>93231300
no it isnt
its mostly whites with huge guilt complexes buying this tripe

>>93228941

>Broke America up from her girlfriend

This rustles my jammies!

>>93231355
>pulling an andy kaufman or Borat

Absolutely impossible. I'll buy that comic if this is true.

I showed this comic to my Brazilian friend the other day. She literally asked me what was up with the Google translate

>>93231445
And it'll never not be fucking dumb.

I mean, I get that she'd just had her entire plan bailed on and the point was supposed to show that she's impulsive and shit, but her entire plan basically boiled down to "we gon' live in the same area!".

YOU'VE GOT DIMENSION-TRAVERSING POWERS, WOMAN
THIS IS NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE, YOU THICK SHIT

>>93229351
Don't blame Wiccan, blame Gillen

What kind of gay male would create a lesbian Utopia?

>>93231631
Well, Brazilians speak Portuguese.

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>>93228989

Everything about page pisses me off. If the writer/artist wanted to be emotional, they should have left the character's expressions do the talking. America's fucking naruto-like speech kills any form of seriousness that the scene may have had. Not to mention the art is terrible at conveying what is actually going on in a way to grasp the situation on an emotional level.

>>93231201
>This is selling well to its demograph
Ghosts? Nobody is buying this.

>>93231655
the one who wants ALL the faghags.

>>93229072
>amigx
US Hispanics were a mistake.

that fifth element joke got really old really fast.

>>93232057
>Lesbian
>fag hag
Pick one

Gays and Lesbians are basically mortal enemies

>>93232150
It's the fact that she says the full name every time, even in situations where it's really inconvenient to do so.
Like getting attacked by a giant woman composed of pink energy, for example.

>>93229351
>>93229039
I get its a reality created by Wiccan but then how do they conceive children? The Amazons in DC had it explained but are everyone Dickgirls in this reality? What gives Marvel, I want answers.

>>93232520
in gillen's young avengers, it is said there are men on that dimension. no mention if those men are native, but there are men

Gee, how lucky that no one thought of storytiming the previous issues. I would not have been able to stand it again...

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>>93229072
>amigx

Every day /pol/ gets a little stronger.

>>93229072
>Gets shit on for not knowing proper Spanish
>Makes a gendered word gender neutral
That word would be pronounced something like "ah-mi-cks" (the sound "x" makes isn't particularly easy to describe in Spanish, let alone English) it looses all meaning, but PC culture I guess

This comic reminds me that Chicanos are a mistake.

>>93229036
Yes, you're just an idiot.

>>93229041
>papo
america confirmed for subhuman sudaca

>>93230736
>mierda
I know that one!

>>93233221
It could be pronounced "ah-meegz" since "x" is often used to make a "z" sound.

>>93228961
>>93228989
>>93229018
>>93229041
>>93229072

How is it possible for this comic to get worse with every issue? It's almost impressive how this run keeps surprising me with how truely and utterly terrible each issue is.

>>93233252
This by a "new Rican" though

>>93231073
It gets storytimed every time America Chavez is even casually brought up in a thread.

>>93233662
I thought it made the J-pronounced-H sound, like "mejico"

>>93231300
Not even minorities like this garbage fire.

>>93233560
Don't lump us with Korra the chonga. She's from the other hemisphere, you can have it.

>>93229072
>amigx
>when spanish has the word "cuate" that's unisex for close friend
This comic was a mistake

>>93233719
Same shit, hispanics with no connection to their original culture that end up being just confused americans trying to be two things at once.

American hispanics that speak spanglish are a fucking mistake.

>>93233252
Chicanos are subhuman trash.
t. real spic

>>93233221
>>93233662
Wouldn't it be ah-mi-eckis? Like the beer? Dos XXs? Eckis?

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>>93228961
> the ancestral plane
How does she get away with this?

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>>93229018
We live in a world where some hack created a character who wears a view finder as a mask or whatever. Fucking kill me

>>93234214
Hey man, Robocop is the cutest one out of the whole damn lot.

>>93229718
>beaners illegally, legally move to america
>they move to the cities
>cities have liberals
>beaners get infected with liberal politics

For now, yes. But you live in the age of Trump so 20-30 million hispanics are going back where they came from. Meaning that very soon Spanglish-speaking ultra-liberal "proud 2 be latinx" people will flood countries like mexico and el salvador, infecting them forever with the retardation and autism of liberal America.

>>93229018

What's the point of cutting the half of Chavez' head into it's own panel? What pisses me off the most about this comic is the lazy art.

>>93229041
Lilumultipass will never not be stupid as fuck

Hija de puta LoL "papo" XD

My god, this woman can't accept she don't know how to speak spanish!

Is hard to explain the meaning of that word, but it just have no sense in this context.

>>93235033

She is Puerto Rican, so she does know Spanish. A shitty spanish though.

>>93230736
He should have said Pepo and then knock his teeth out.

>>93228937
Why can't this thing just die already?

>>93228960

Why?

What exactly has America Chavez done to earn all of the praise that she gets in universe?

>>93235338
She is a proud interdimensional lesbian of color breaking barriers in superheroism.

So she's like a brown, female version of the Beyonder.

>>93233757
then why isn't it being storytimed right now?

I need more r34 of Zu.

>>93235338
She did steal Cap's thunder by punching Hitler.

>>93235338
Nothing.

>>93233662
No, it isn't. Unless you're Armenian.

>>93234579
Well its not like we haven't sent shitty people back to ruin these countries before

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>>93229072
>amigx

How do you pronounce that? How am I supposed to read that? Amigex? Amig-ox?
Amig-sks?

>>93234319
The cutest one on that page is the giant pink lady.

>>93236937
How the hell do you pronounce half of this shit? I read the planet name as Malteser.

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Watch out for that brown fist!

>>93228989
>americas moms speak spanish

oh, come the fuck on, we established that america's parents didn't speak spanish LITERALLY LAST ISSUE. That's just lazy.

>>93229718
Have seen SJWs use this shit here in Brazil, i always thought it was something from here. Probably copied it from the US when we copied your cancerous social justice culture

>>93233719
The term you're looking for is "Sorta Rican".

I blatantly stole that from another anon

>>93228989
>our love is real
When I hear this phrase all I can think of is dogfucking.

>>93237446
>dogfucking

Filthy degenerate. Crystal mind melding is pure love.

>>93237349
IT BEGINS AGAIN!

>>93237611
How empowering

>>93228937
The continents of the new world should change their names because of how awful this comic is.

>>93228941
>bjork reference
bjork doesn't deserve that

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>>93229018
What is happening here? Jesus Christ, I genuinely want a director's cut of this shit just to see the script direction because this is fucking ridiculous.

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>>93229351
>I hate Wiccan so damn much.
As we all should.

>>93237708
Fifth Element didn't need a reference either.
Fucking Sorta Ricans.

>>93231231
People who don't buy comics.

>>93237772
>>93237785
Moon Girl will never not sound like a supervillain in the making.

>>93231201
>This is selling well

this book is selling terribly

>>93231355
>This comic is highly acclaimed by the critics

no it isn't

>>93237804
i have never seen the letter X recieve such abuse

I am so glad this comic exists, for all the wrong reasons.

>>93235252
She's Nuyo Rican and admits that she doesn't speak Spanish at all, because her mom was afraid she would be discriminated against for having an accent as an adult.

Because that's how native bilingualism works in Gabby Rivera's world.

>>93237857
that last fucking panel ALWAYS kills me
ctrl+T moon girl, obviously redrawn America gf to make her less triggering and rapey, the baby rope

>>93237907
As much as I hate this chonga, America's body is pretty tasty

>>93237869
YOU CAN TELEP... you know what, fuck you

>>93237699
The nazi drill squad in the first panel looks like it came from another comic. Oh, and they forgot to color one of America's eyebrows and eyelashes in the second panel.

>>93237968
looks like Dragon Ball Super is taking lessons from Gabby Rivera

>>93237953
that first panel brings me back to family reunions
at least that's accurate

>>93237449
I'll never get tired of
>pure white energy

>>93238068
>planet Maltixa
fuck, leave the X alone, there are like other 20 something letters to rape

>>93238000
who wrote this shit? a monkey?

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>>93228937
Thought she had a big ole pair of swingin titties but it's just a lame loose shirt

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The end,

Is the writer still putting zitself in the book?

>>93228937
I don't give two shits about this comic nor I plan to read it, but that brown chick is cute, I want to fuck her with my MODERATELY SIZED GREEK-RUSSIAN CROSS-BRED COCK

>>93238140
>The end,
give me my soul back

>>93238146
Yes

>>93238140
Iron Man has a Hitler stache. A subtle hint on the author's views of white dudes?

>>93229018
I would hate this book like slightly less if these stupid fucking retarded looking sobriety characters would just fuck off.

>>93235338
Nothing and you'll never know.
Same with Captain Marvel
Same with the Champions.

See, this is the new stragy at Marvel to get these characters over. Just have every other character talk non-stop about how great they are and mention them every time they aren't there so the reader also knows how great and cool they are. The Poochie strategy.
It's far too hard and it would take too long to have these characters build up a set of feats over the course of a couple of years, so they'll just tell you.

>>93238000
Storm's mohawk wasn't a fashion statement, it was her way of divorcing herself from the nature goddess she used to be, and not all of her friends liked the change. I can't somebody who allegedly likes Storm would throw away this opportunity to comment on how her character has developed over the years.

>>93237357
>>93233719
The term you're looking for is Nuyorican, which means idiot who lives in New York whose grandparents came from Puerto Rico.

>>93236650
This is a new magnitude of shit

>>93229072
HOW DO YOU EVEN SAY AMIGX?

>>93237834
Are these Leelumultipass chicks the worst new characters in comics? They are so fucking annoying and they in every fucking thing.

>>93238473
a me gay

>>93238473
with a severe lack of common sense

>>93233943
I am south american and i despise chicanos

If you didn't grow up here, you are NOT one of us.

>>93231300
i am a minority, fuck you, i don't want this

>>93238496
Also, I wish the writer knew that when this comic is cancelled in 3 months, none of them will never ever been seen in comics again so she can stop shoving them in every issue.

>>93234579
Actual latino migrants are the most republican people you will ever meet

>>93238575
anon, its a brave new world where you can work on comics or TV without having any related skills, you just need a buddy and being...progressive
They will be back, even if they suck at it, they will find a way back.

>>93236937
You say it like "amigo" except at the end you choke on your own vomit and die a slow, painful suffocation death.

If done correctly it should sound like "amigOAAAHAACCKKKKKKKKKKKLLLKCK"

>>93228937

Ah yes, the "favorite"; a shitty fanfiction about a dyke figment of the imagination of gay figment of a psychotic, reality altering, witch's fever-dream.

How deliciously absurd.

Djambe! The chocolate pudding!

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>>93229041
>Papo

>>93228961
You know what this reads like? CWC.

>>93238720
....oh. Oh dear.

Um.

Shit.

>>93238620
But I mean just look at this bullshit >>93238108

You wanted to Ultimates? FUCK NO, you get the Leelumutlipass. Keep in mind that they are just fucking soriety chicks, but here they come to save the day in their OH SO QUIRKY costumes. I also love that Gabby thinks that the Leelumultipass """"""joke""""""" is so funny that it must be said in every fucking issue.
Also, out outside of Gabby's self insert, has any of the other sorority chicks ever had a single word of dialogue?

>>93238720
Yeah, several anons have made that comparison before, especially for the author self-insert that steals the spotlight everytime (along with the shitty artwork and writing, of course)

>>93237953
>little brown girls
they want the /co/ audience

>>93238720
>GO AMERICA! ZAP TO THE EXTREME!

As a latino, a full blooded Puerto Rican, I hereby give you all permission to hate this shit. It's horrible, and gives all latinos a bad name.

Seriously, I fucking hate her.
She's just a horrible character, and her background is just THE WORST.

>>93229018
Out of all the stupidity on this page, the panelling still manages to stand out and make me mad. God damn, just why would you do that?

so, how does Disney let em waste money on this?
I thougt the Mouse loved money

>>93238922
Disney is exploring.
Some guy I remember from online, said that Marvel's comics are pretty much money sinkholes, besides a few long running ones. So what they're doing is having comics be experimentation pools for the future movies.

It makes sense.
Marvel is trying to reach out to diversity to expand it's pool, but it's attempts are pretty bad.

>>93238885
>I WILL! THANK YOU, PAPÚ!

>>93238080
Why didn't they just say "HEY THE FUCKING ALIEN YOU KILLED, YEA IT KEEPS COMING BACK"

Would've made more sense than abducting her ex-girlfriend that the reader gives 0 fucks about because we met her for what 3 pages in how many issues?

I'm not going to pretend writing is easy but I'm pretty certain to write for FUCKING MARVEL you need an education in writing in some form.

>>93228937
The piss-poor coloring and(lack of) shading in this series annoys me.

this is hilariously painful
America is a treasure of /co/
the new Scott Pilgrim

>>93238980
That's the ex she broke up with because America, who can travel through space, time, and reality, didn't want to move, right?

>>93239141
Scott Pilgrim could actually be enjoyable. This has no redeeming qualities

>>93237820
newest issue of Secret Warriors, she's not against torturing someone for answers, and compliments Dark Beast's insane Dr. Frankenstein lab.

>>93237820
Being smart (read: correct) makes you above the law. Good thing there are lots of smart, superpowered people in the Marvel universe who can fix things (without needing guns, naturally)
>>93239355
If they actually make her a villian, all will be forgiven.

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>>93238980
They didn't abduct her, they just kept her from wandering off.

>>93237943
she looks like someone prone to fatness, and has extremely hairy forearms and upper lip. she's the type that will look like Jeb Bush's wife when she gets old.

>>93234579
The mexicans are only liberal when someone says they should get deported

>>93231300
t. condescending liberal white

>>93239284
Yes

>>93238894
She was better in vengeance, back when she was just a token angry latina with super powers.

>>93233180
>Every day /pol/ gets a little stronger.
Storytime this entire series there on a daily basis

>>93237357
Thanks, I was hoping someone would steal it. My best friend growing up was PR and I don't think his family could stomach this shit.

>>93238346
To be fair, Carol has actually done some shit, she nearly exterminated the brood, was an avenger for years, and helped fight an intergalactic war against the builders.

From what I've read this character seems so forced and is so poorly written even by comic standards. Are these books selling at all?

>>93239794
23k for issue 2. They're probably betting on trade sales, though.

>>93228937
I blame that mother fucker Kieron Gillen, and his awful young avengers run, for this shit existing.

>>93239967
>Gabby Rivera will be the next Brian Bendis of Marvel

How does /co/ feel about this?

>>93237820
Not gonna lie, if she realizes Latveria is open, heel turns, and throws on a metal mask I'd be all for it.

>>93229072
>amigx
>tfw Hispanic and this pisses me off

>>93228937
has trump deported this dumb bitch and her dyke parents yet

>>93239284
Hey now, it's perfectly reasonable to expect your girlfriend to quit her job, leave her home, and move into your rape van so the two of you can live together in another dimension while you go to college then accuse her of trying to ghost you when she says no.

>>93239355
>>93239388
Childish sociopathy would be a pretty interesting character trait to showcase, a lot of times works tend to gloss over how children's morals and ethics develop as they age. Though if I remember correctly someone brought up the fact that the Moon Girl in America isn't necessarily 616 Moon Girl.

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>>93235459
>So she's like a brown, female version of the Beyonder.

Well said

>>93240019
How pissed will /co/mrades be if they give her the go ahead to make LGBT Powerpack book that she wants?

>>93240103
Nothing wrong with dragging sexuality into a comic about children, you homophobe

Next you'll tell me a 10 year old isn't mature enough to know they're ace

>>93237513
>Oh for Princess Leia's sake

Why can't I stop cringing?

>>93240233
Because it's a natural response to reading this comic, if you didn't cringe then something would be wrong with terribly you.

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>>93229018
paneling...
paneling...
paneling...
uhhhhhhh..what's the point in even bringing it up.

>>93237577
>What the holy menstruation

Gonna need two guns for this one. Goodbye cruel world

>>93240149
I'm so fucking pissed that they too the word ace, being great at something makes you an ace, being asexual doesn't make you ace at shit except being a fucking loser.

>>93234646
Honestly? Someone probably fucked up whatever they drew behind her head and it was quicker to just yellow it out.

>>93240335
If ever there was a "HEY LOOK AT ME! LOOK HOW INTERESTING I AM WITH ABSOLUTELY NO GENUINE WORK OR TALENT PUT INTO IT" label it's fucking asexual jesus fucking christ.

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>>93237543
>Bitch with the cap doesn't have a nosering in the first panel. And her sunglasses are pitchblack
>The nosering appears in the next one. The glasses are now transparent and changed rim colour.
>In the last one there's still but without colour and the glasses are pitch black again.

>Those eyeless girls in the last panel
They look like ghouls or zombies and the bitch in the cap seems to be a necromancer

>>93238720
Oh god I can't unsee it

>>93240069
>Childish sociopathy would be a pretty interesting character trait to showcase, a lot of times works tend to gloss over how children's morals and ethics develop as they age.

Marvel hasn't had the balls to do something like this for decades.

>>93232763
When the men come of age, they get whisked away to heaven to be the Demiurge's personal butt-slaves.

>>93229018

This is Morrison
Now, this is Morrison on Tumblr

>>93231655
He didn't create a lesbian Utopia. He created a utopia, then took all the perfect men for himself, leaving only the women behind since he had no use for them.

>>93229036
Those first narration boxes are literally the only things in this whole fucking comic so far that have made even a lick of sense to me.

>>93240667
>Marvel hasn't had the balls to do something like this for decades.
That's like the entire basis for Valeria Richards' character.

>>93238055
somewhere, a /pol/tard just got hard

>>93238980
>the reader gives 0 fucks about because we met her for what 3 pages in how many issues
She got quite a few pages in Ewing's Ultimates and she was a solid supporting character there. She was a good balance for America and having her tease America was one of the few things that endeared me to America's character.

Then in the first few pages of the first issue of this comic, this hack writer broke them up.

>>93238979
>PAPX
fixed.

>>93237750
wait, arent these faggots supposed to be the welcome break dance squad? Why didnt they welcome break dance for the prep school fags?

Also if these cyborg kids were supposed to sneak in to steal data... Shouldn't they of not been little shits? (Also notice how they're drawn like white people except for one panel with a token asian)

>>93237869
1. Teleport
2. Why didnt she just mentioned "Hey that fucking alien is back"
3. Why does she even need the ex girlfriend?
4. HOW did she get the ex girlfriend? If she could get the ex girlfriend than should could of just gone to the fucking college. Space travel is a pain in the ass.

>>93237907
Cyclops was right.

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>>93229041
>Papo

>>93241050
He wasn't , though, he was just lucky that circumstances made it seem that was right. The Phoenix didn't give anyone back their powers it just made new mutants.

>>93238273
>sobriety

>>93229018
>No fists for me
Sad boner.

>>93230799
And most languages, including Spanish, default to the masculine when being gender neutral. It's already a thing, but kids want to be special.

>>93230799
It's kinda funny because isn't English gender neutral in its structure?

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>>93229041
why the circular panel?

>>93237449
>Pure white just means the absence of color

A professional colorist had to work on this

He had to read this at some point

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>>93229018

This fucking comic.

I am actually shocked.

>>93234579
>people will flood countries like mexico and el salvador, infecting them forever with the retardation and autism of liberal America.
Modern liberal culture is a byproduct of first world living conditions, anon. Mexico is pretty fucked with drug cartels and poor drinking water. They have other problems to worry about. There's no time to concerns themselves with feefees when they have to dodge bullets and run from coyotes.

>>93237663
Fucking Hitler! We already told you to stop coming into the battlefield unamerd just to have your ass kicked by american heroes and cartoon characters!

>>93237772

>I learned that most rules and systems aren't designed to make ME, Lunella LaFayette, great.

This fucking shit gets more ironic every time I read it.

>"Muh individual achievement!"
>Coming from a writer who is basically an unironic communist

>>93237750

Oh my god! Listem everyone! I just now realised what this comic is

This is Marville 2

Think about it:

>Comically exaggerated personalities
>Tons of references
>Pointless cameos
>Inconsistent nonsense
>The main character is simply thrown into a random situation to another every five pages
>Extras acting weird for no reason
>Everyone simply accepting everything that takes place around them

>>93241825
Except this seems to be serious instead of comical, this isnt a satire or trying to be ironic or funny.

>>93238043
>When you hit a bitch so hard that she changes her art style

>>93237357
That's catchy

>>93237795
>Don't just pick your BFF
>America immediately does just that
This still bothers me.

>>93241930
I don't think that it takes itself serously, is another "Deadpool LOL" no worries comic, but the humor is too shitty to be noticed

>>93229072
I identify as a chinx

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This comic makes me hate Fifth Element.
It's like swastika after the Third Reich.

>>93241563
Life is pain

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>>93228937
How is this comic so aggressively bad? I don't understand.

It hurts to read.

>>93241825
It's got the potential to be the next Marville, but I don't think Gabby has the pull to put out the last issues of the sort Marville had.

>>93242360
That's what gives it so much power in the storytime of pain sense. I have no clue what shit the author is being serious about but unintentionally hilarious and what is a joke. It's a lot like GIRLS in this regard.

>>93241825
How long until it becomes religious ramblings?
Maybe then it'd be fun.

>>93242547
America confirmed for all new, all different champion for Storytime of Pain

>>93236937
I read it s amigeeks and nobody can stop me.

>>93242187
One must wonder if there are any editors involved

>>93239554
That and when they subsist on gibs. Actual latino immigrants are conservative as fuck.

>>93237804
"thats the part stopping me from being great"
so, time travel, superspeed, super strength, lesbian, mind control, dimensional hopping, isn't good enough.

>>93240044

That would actually be great!

Evil Genius child monarch riding a dinosaur would be a spectacular villain.

>>93241596
When life gives you yoga pants, do yoga poses.

>>93228937
LA PUTA MADRE QUE ES ESTA MIERDA DEJEN DE CONTRATAR LATINOS
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>93238720
No. CWC is better than this.

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>>93228961
> where the Demiurge is a still a child

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>>93237376
Has anyone ever pointed out the fact that the character in the bottom left panel is Gabby herself?

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>>93238720
Shit, your right.

>>93234044

Your right anon, Vampire diaries totally came up with the concept of a spiritual plane where all your ancestors reside.


There is a lot of shit to hate about this book, but get a fucking education and stop googling every term you don't understand in an effort to post something new.

>>93237914
an no one at editing was like. "That looks unnatural as fuck." or they were and it was immediately followed by, "we're already late, fuck it this won't last to many issues anyway."

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>>93230736

>>93237315
French SJW have started to do this shit as well

>>93233914
>Expecting a writer that doesn't speak spanish to actually use spanish.

>>93235338
She did hit Carol in the face with a chair, when Carol went all Minority Report. At that time she had the air of a seasoned dimension traveller, Cable-stye. Seen-all, done-all. Strong enough to threaten Carol.
Then Rivera happened.

>>93244778
Many times

>>93240512
>Necromancer
That would explain some things. Do necromancers specifically exist in Marvel works?

>>93244262
She's been in that pose since the last issue.

>>93229018
Oh god that paneling im not gonna complain about the characters to each their own but fuck that paneling>>93229022

>>93241825
Thank you for introducing me to Marville. It is highly enjoyable.

>>93228937
This is going to be the one. The single best issue in all of comics history. It'll change the medium.

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is this comic any good?
better than Gwenpool?

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>>93231201
"Selling"

>>93246269
Did Ronnie get royalties for this?
Has he made any comments?
This is an edit, isn't it.

>>93246405
royalties? her cousin christopher made that site

>>93241460
I feel like this and the head panel here: >>93229018 are just covering mistakes.

>>93241460
time delay?

>>93246431
Christopher? Who's that?

>>93231201
Nah, its catering to white guilt faggots. which means that half of /co/ probably bought it

>>93246461
poole

>>93246498
Ah, good old Mootykins. I miss his occasional visits.

>>93237839
>This comic is highly acclaimed by the critics
Not him, and I personally hate this shit, but ignoring that "critic scores" aren't terrible just because you don't count blogs as critics isn't really valid.

Technically, sadly, this series does get decent enough "reviews" by "critics". In reality it deserves a 4/10 each time at most.

>>93228989
Ok no, stop.
Last issue we discover that the Lesbian Utopia does NOT speak Spanish or is latino at all, AMERICA CHAVEZ decided to adopt a generic and non-specific "latino ethnicity" (which is probably the most racist thing you can do to a latino considering how different our culture is from one and another) while speaking shitty and broken Spanish.

Why the fuck are their moms speaking in ghetto ass Spanglish that was established as a quirk of their retarded child?