What's /co/'s opinion on Pearl?

>>93221085
second best original gem. I will protect her smile with my cock

Whiny personality, scrawny with a big ugly nose, should be a Jewess based on that alone

she's okay
I like it when she cries+sings

>>93221085
Need more tasteful pinups of her with a M1 Garand

I've liked her personality more since she's gotten over being mad at Greg and being obsessed with Rose.

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>>93221085

>>93221126
What if we drop the lesbian and just have tasteful pinups of an M1 Garand

Best Gem(s). Everyone else is pretty shit tier.

>>93221085
Worst gem. She needs to be shattered and replace with either a non-meme dorito Peridot, or a yandere-for-Steven Lapis.

>>93221085

Theoretically the most expensive and valuable Crystal Gem.

Seriously. A perfect pearl, that size? Ten million, easy.

Squidward is in love with Steven's dead mom Mrs. Marshmallow

She's craaaaaazy

>>93221660

>Preferring guns over lesbians

You could have sufficed with writing "I am an enormous homo".

>>93221888

Like 'The Fisherman's wife's dream'?

>>93221896
>preferring guns over lesbians makes you gay
>>>/b/izzaro world's that way buddy.

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>>93221896
>preferring women who aren't sexually attracted to you is the smart choice

>>93221085
She looks like a faggot.

Worst personality, best singing voice bar none.

Pearl needs more songs.

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>>93221085
Needs to be more developed.

Pearl and Greg just need to fuck already. The sexual tension between them since their visit to the city is just too much.

>>93222386

Who wants to see a guy's hairy ass and balls in his porn?

>>93222859

Ever heard her Italian VA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU33ZKBXS3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMf5lypKg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8a2qtLtE8&t=28s

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>>93221085
The best onahole of the three gems.

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>>93221085
I wouldn't mind her, but she nearly killed Steven multiple times.
And technically there's a planet devoid of life due to her existence.

>>93221876
Amethyst is an extremely valuable deep purple and is also fucking massive.

>>93223937
Amethyst is just a semi-precious gemstone. It's garbage. Literally just colored Quartz, the most common crystal.

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Deep down she is still just a Pearl

>>93224059
Amethyst is the most valuable form of common colored Quartz and CG Amethyst is a very rare color with exceptional *shop talk noises*. A pearl that large is really exceptional, miraculous even, you're right, but you'd have an extremely difficult time selling it. Who's going to buy it? What are they going to do with it? You can't wear it as jewellery. You'd probably get a couple million in oil money from a crazy sheik but I think that's it.

Really that's the problem with gems of that size.

>>93223912
>but she nearly killed Steven multiple times.
So?

Pearl is a wonderful, capable, attractive lady who is dragging around *sooooooooo* much baggage...

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flat

My opinion of her is high considering I've dedicated my life to being as close to her as possible

>>93224174
Having taken more than one materials science course in my lifetime, I actually know what most of those mean. My brain actually goes to science instead of boobies when I hear the word Cleavage right now.

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>>93221085
She looks like a used q-tip. Her hair looks like the earwax.

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>Pearls Pearls Pearls
Best gem type
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPGiLsdWZdo

>>93221085
T H I N N!

>>93223912
>technically there's a planet devoid of life due to her existence.

Firstly, assuming that is true, it wouldn't be her fault any more than the Kindergarten is Amethyst's; secondly, we don't even know how Pearl's are made. I see gigantic oysters...

>>93223937

Even a very good, large Amethyst would cost a thousand dollars, maybe.

>>93224115
>Who's going to buy it? What are they going to do with it? You can't wear it as jewellery. You'd probably get a couple million in oil money from a crazy sheik but I think that's it.

There you go!

She's MUCH larger than 'La Regente', but you could wear her as jewelry - like a chestpiece, perhaps, or a gemstone-encrusted girdle.

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>>93223463

>being so insecure of your sexuality you can't watch a man fucking a woman because "eww dicks"

>>93224330

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECbBdY0ptDQ

>>93224415

Buddy, it's not insecurity, it's like finding a hair in your food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXwSMHr4Pxw

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>>93224434

But females getting docked is like a majority of rule 34.

>>93224524
*dicked

>>93221085
Found this on TV Tropes.
>While the details are scarce since she's a Posthumous Character, Rose Quartz of Steven Universe was in a relationship with Pearl and Greg simultaneously. "Mr. Greg" states that she'd had several lovers over the course of history and Pearl didn't mind until Greg came along and got into a deeper relationship with her, and the same episode confirms that she loved them both and saw no reason to choose.

When I first saw her, I thought she's just a really flamboyant guy.

>>93224555
Is this canon or just someone on TV Tropes really into polyamory?

>>93225410
Gems are aliens and TV Tropes are retarded

>>93225410

Well, she fused with Pearl when she and Greg were already a thing...

But I just can't imagine Rose choosing to limit the number of people she can love to 1. I don't think she'd even understand the concept.

>>93225451
>Well, she fused with Pearl when she and Greg were already a thing
Not all fusions are romantic or sexual in nature though, which really muddles whether Rose returned her feelings or not.

>>93225410
>>93225440
>>93225451
It all seems pretty one sided on Pearl's part.

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>RAPE

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Why is Pearl so much like Rick?

>>93225573
Pearl is the polar opposite of Rick you cretin

>>93225475
>>93225508

>Were they ever more than dear friends?

I suspect that doubt might be messing with Pearl's mind, too.

>>93225573

Except she probably could not possibly be less like him.
With the possible exception of an unhealthy combination of love and contempt for humanity.

White diamonds'

>>93224415
What you're defending is called cuckoldry

>>93226428
By that logic, all non set-insert porn is cuckoldry.

Skinny women are so exotic and sexy to me. I've only ever made it with fat/doughy chicks. Is it different being with a thin girl?

>>93226463
Technically any time you watch porn you are engaged in sexual cuckoldry (note this is different from textbook definition Olde english cuckoldry where your wife is impregnated by another man and you might not know it).
You are consenting to watching a man have sex with a woman while you sit there and fap. Be it hentai, porn, or even arguably you in a mirror if you're focusing on the mirror and not the sex.

It's one of the reasons cuck porn has become a big thing nowadays. It's like porn that breaks the fourth wall. Thinking man's fetish is an overplayed meme but it's kind of true when you break it down.

I don't watch Steven Universe because the third episode triggered me with its moral that drastic failure shouldn't be even slightly reprimanded.

But I kinda want to try again for Pearl. Something about her is quite charming to me. I think she reminds me of my first boss, who was also a pale tall redhead who, albeit slightly high-strung, was nice.

>>93226463
Bruh, what 'logic' are you talking about. I never used any. Not every post you read contains the person's logic.

All I'm saying is that if you have no input to begin with and you HAVE to watch someone else fuck your ideal woman, it may as well not be another man. You're being cucked.

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>>93221085
Pearl and Jasper are best gems

>>93226576
Yeah, just a little bit. They're less comfy to bump but you can do more stuff and pick them up without breaking your back and stuff

>>93226682
Yeah, there's a lot of forgiveness for all sorts of horrible stuff in this show, when getting mad first and then forgiveness would probably be better for everybody involved.

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>>93225710
>Except she probably could not possibly be less like him.
>With the possible exception of an unhealthy combination of love and contempt for humanity.
In which case she's just like Rick.

>>93221085
Piece of shit that should be purged from the face of the cosmos.

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>>93225410
Fucking TV Tropes.

I like/hate her because she reminds me of my ex. Right down to the nose, body type, and being a lesbian.

>>93221085
i want her to lightly slap my cheeks with those huge bare feet of hers

>>93221085
Best feet.

>>93228716
I bet he's litterally shaking right now.

>>93221085
Pearl is the perfect accessory. To murder of Pink Diamond.

>>93228968
>>93230044
Good taste in feet

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>>93230432
theyre a bit long

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>>93230643
look nice to me

and good drawing

>>93221085
At the core of every pearl is a grain of salt

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>>93222873

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>>93230643
longer

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>>93230962
like this?

>>93231246
Toes should be a bit bigger and longer but yes

>>93221876
What?
That'd be Ruby

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>>93231309
ok last one

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>this thread

>>93221876
But it isn't perfect, it's not a sphere and it's not perfectly round

That doesn't matter much if you were going to set it in something but still

>>93230353
vilchez does look like Amethyst.

>>93231473
that's the stuff

>>93225410
that's the lie PearlRosefags have been spreading cause they can't admit Pearl didn't have a relationship with Rose and Rose fell in love with Greg instead.

>>93224087
"No way, fag."

>>93225410
Just lesbofags unable to accept Pearl's status as a Canon cuckold. Assuming, of course, that she and Rose were ever truly a thing to begin with.

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>>93221085
Needs pants

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>>93230643
yum

do you think Pearl is aware of the power her feet have over human men

>>93231845

Those stompers will make some fine wine.

>>93231508
Yes but it's not lumpy at all, it's as smooth as a Pearl can get, just slightly oblong.

>>93232037
Oh yes. But she's had to learn it over time through trial and error.

>>93221085
She's the best character on the show. Without her it would just be another kid's show. Her whole cucking arc came out of left field.

>>93233981
My thoughts exactly.
Pearl provides thoughts, feels and feet.
She should have her own show.

>>93225529

Jasper .. lovely <3

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I want to do lewd things to/with her.

>>93223463
Who is best non-English VA?

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>>93234585

>>93230643

Nice foot.