Lines that were delivered perfectly

>My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
..
>That's rough man.

>whats in that box anyhow?

>my wallets

>>93215759
>my mom's ancient and grappling with the onset of menopause.
>GO TO YOUR ROOM

>>93215759
>But Dad you're easily persuaded

>Yes I am easily persuaded

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Hello, Zuko here!

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>"I give you the ultimate in military hardware. Complete with laser cannon, indestructable titanium exoskeleton, and motion activated plasma pulse rifles."

>"AND YOU'RE GONNA PLUG HIM IN?!"

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>Did you just congratulate me for reading?

>>93216270
The delivery in ATHF is fucking stellar as a whole. Half of what makes the lines funny is how they're said.

>You are strong child, but I am beyond strength
Ron Perlman has such a fucking cool voice

>>93216270
>More importantly, can he move?
>Because if I woke up looking like that I'd just run at the first thing I saw and kill it

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>GOOD LORD, MAN

>>93216081
>Excuse me, do you have a shrunken head?
>What's that supposed to mean?
>HOLY FREAKSHOW! I mean, nothin.

>Am I the only one who understands the complexity of this ambitious cinematic masterpiece? This movie isn't stupid! YOU'RE stupid!

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Don't know why this line is so hilarious to me. I just love Dimaggio's early Bender voice and the way he says "tuesday"

>I'M LAPIS LAZULI, AND YOU CAN'T KEEP ME TRAPPED HERE ANYMORE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzzlgxTvCIM

>your weak and i've outgrown you

>>93216328
That whole speech gave me goosebumps

>Finish fucking her the fuck up!
>Language, please!
>SUCK A COCK

Honestly, my favorite joke of the movie.

>>93215759

>Zim: Gir, you now have enhanced tracking capabilities!
>Gir: Finally...


Gir was a tad sarcastic that episode

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>Damn, I gotta get out of this lake!

>>93216270
"Thank god it's on extra low"

Is so fucking underrated.

>>93216738
Everything Mike says in this show is gold, it all sounds so genuine, maybe because hes obviously not a professional voice actor.

>>93215759
I know spongebob has so many but this episode in particular has so many good ones
>OH MY GOSH
>A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Am I a pretty girl?
>uhhhhh.....You're beautiful

>And you're not beautiful either
>I'm not?

>>93216494
Double D reacting to things is a gift from heaven.

>>93216790
>its his hat Mr.Krabs, he was number 1.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?

>>93216812
Same with Eddy. Whether it's amusement or anger, I love his reactions.

>>93216816
>>93216790
>Here lies Squidwards hopes and dreams
>What a baby

>>93216270
This always bothered me, Carl hates himself. He'd probably be mad at first, but the minute Carl talked to Fryman, and he tells him he could give him a mega cock, Carl would be on that shit.

>>93216494
A lot of the show had good deliveries. This gets me every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOG1fJ55VOc

>>93216952
>>93216865
I misremembered the shit out of that. I swear Eddy screamed that out.

>>93216494
>Now all we gotta do is-
>WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS?!
>My parents took them down, because I am grounded.
>That's disturbing.

>Do you think this is FUNNY?
>In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

>>93215864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL37UEdQTvA

>>93216557
Dec.31 2999 is a tuesday. Thats what got me.

>>93215759
All of this show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC9C7VS4tYE

>IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!!!!!

>>93215759
>yzma:it's dinner time!

>>93217216
only the claw knows.

>>93216135
What the hell is this from

>>93216328
That line... that one fucking line from a cartoon is the single most chilling and pants shitting boast from any antagonist period.
The rest of the speech is unnecessary, and most of it sounds like monologuing, silver-age comic book villain schlock by comparison.

But that line has been my favorite line in any fiction since I first heard it.

>Great! I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up!

>He hasn't spoken to his dad in years, and his mom ran away before he was born.
>How...How could she do that?

>Can mobile homes rampage?

>*shouting for no reason* MUST BE ONE OF THEM NEW ONES!

>>93216977
>*Jimmy screams in the distance*
> Oh dear a shriek of terror
>Dad's home!

>>93217636
Whenever steve is playing tennis in the haunted house episode
>HYAH
>uhhn


>I'M OFF MY MEDS

God I can think of a million lines. Fycking hate netflix removed most of it.

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>>93217703

>"I guess I'm takin' the pumpkin car!"
>"At the corner, take a fright!"
>"SHUT UP!!!"

>Invisible spray, only $9.95
>But I can see it.

>>93217703
>Francine, you KNOW I only laugh at Two and a Half Men.
>Charlie Sheen has sex with whores and then has breakfast with a fat child, it's funny just talking about it!

That's a great jorb you did out there, Homestar

>>93217703
>...Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda
>Jordon no!

>>93217816
I was doing work on my dissertation on... what was it again dear?
>ECONOMICS?

>I set the wheels of justice in motion,
>and to the untrained eye they are spinning wildly in a state of disarray,
>yet they are in control...
>my controlled chaos...

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>>93215759
>Could you check?
>No.

>>93217816
Damn it. Beat me to it.

>We were at Lake Geneva. I was receiving an reward for my work in... what was it again, dear? ECONOMICS?!

Anyone have that one line from billy and mandy about wanting to raise the music volume?

>>93217816
The delivery was perfect because of how calm he was after she yelled

>>93217898
>Nergal: Heeeey, would you kids like to listen to some music?
>Nergal Jr.: Sure, Dad.
>Nergal: Yeah, I bet you would.

>>93217898

speaking of B&M

>Is this all you guys do?
>No. Sometimes we make 17 decker peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. OOH! You know I wanna do now?!
>Make a 17 decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
>Nah. I'm gonna go drop a deuce.

>Purple....
>FIIIIIIIIILLLLLLTTTTHTHTHHHHHHHHH

I know it's from a later episode, but:

>"Did she just call me 'handsome' ?"
>"Yeah, but she spelled it wrong."

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>Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby!
>*Guitar chord*

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>Give us the cuttle...fish...cuttle...ech I can't do this.

Alternatively
>Jettison the lunchroom!

>>93217898
@6:56
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd3FEHqj7Ag

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>"Lis, what happened to your dress?"
>"There is no dress. It's just pins. Help me!"

Yeardley's delivery kills it. That feel of borderline insanity.

>STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS!

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>>93218172
>All of those pins piercing her skin

>>93217244
>I'LL SUH-MASH IT WITH A HAMMA

>>93218151
You abandoned me.

You ABANDONED MY HATRED!!!!

>>93218199
she probably had no panties on under those pins either. probably sold them to some pervert. lyl.

>"Yes, Mandy. Irwin's mom is actually a mummy. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with, but we've managed to make it work all these years. Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered"
>"EUuuh, but how did you and Irwin's mom-"
>"-Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered."

>>93216314
>I love you man
>EW nigga you gay

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>>93217982
>>93218157
>Real corn makes it special!

>>93218214
Ohahaha! It's your birthday?!

>>93218264

>Bless you for coming out in public.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8yQhXDquII
>What was that thing
>I have no idea

"Here, please hit me as hard as you can."
>OW, SQUIDWARD, I BURNED MY HAND! At night.
"Don't hold back."

>>93218249
>"...ultimate power."

I hate Adventure Time but almost all of Lemongrab's lines are great.

AURORA BOREALIS?

>>93218078
>>93218187
>AYE, GIMME A BONE!

>"You used me, FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!"

>Aw, clowns aren't scary, Billy.
>They're not?
>No, they're just different. And just because someone's different, or thinks different than you, doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be angry at them! HOW DARE THEY BE DIFFERENT?! WHAT?! MY WAY OF LIFE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA?!

From the Boondocks
>I got somethin' to give ya, it's very near and dear to me player pimp.
>dramatic music
>DEEZ NUTZ NIGGA!
>Hahahahaha! Got you nigga! From beyond the grave, you'll never be able to get me back nigga! Hehahaha! Hehehahaha!

>>93218424
Real talk,I hope I can archive this in death.

>>93215759

>CHOCOLAaAaAaAATE!

>He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
>He did?
>No... but are we gonna wait around until he does?

>>93218424
> Hey there Robert! I'd offer to help you with your bags, but you a coon.
Ruckus' casual racist lines always get me.

>>93218453
Same
>I'm as happy as a nigga with a new gun

>>93218453
Even better was the show being written by white people.

>>93218453
>Ya know what Robert? Fuck you and everybody that lives in yo' household

Grow up? I'm thirty-eight years old!

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>.

Why do you keep calling me BILL?

>>93218699
how did that get past censors?

>Hi there young people, nice day today.
>So you like kicking butts do ya? Well we'll show you old man!

>>93217216
>What's a support beam?

"Le Grill?! What the hell is that?!"

"A Trapeze, please. Here's an idea Eddy, next time let's just sit in an oven!"

I love Double D's voice how it gets louder as he begins to say "oven"

"Hiii you guys!"

>"Yes, that it. Keep on eating. Little do you know that you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned donut..."
>"There is a poisoned donut, isn't there, Smithers?"
>"Actually no sir, I talked this over with our lawyers and they consider it murder."
>"Blast their oily hides!"

'Don't Make Me Suck Your Dick!'

>>93218104
This scene is fucking legendary, and I honestly don't think it can ever be topped

>>93218939

Is this Undergrads?

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Every single line from this craggy mother-fucker's mouth.

>I am many things Kal-El, but here, I am God.

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>>93219216
The way he killed this guy was great, fucking brutal

STOP SHOUTING I'M NAPPING

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This scene alone has some amazing voice acting. Helps that the writing is so great too

>>93219216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjlsfrtkxOI

Supes:
>Let's finish it
Darkseid:
>Very well, this world dies now.

That should be a cheesy line, but the way Ironside delivers it chills me to the god damn bone.

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>I was never angry with you. I was sad because I was afraid you'd lost your way.

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"WHAT ARE STRUTS!? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT STRUTS..."

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>you're telling me my plan. I already know my plan, I made up the plan, it's MY plan, WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS HOW CLOSE YOU ARE TO ACCOMPLISHING MY PLAN
basically every line Zurg had was top quality.

>>93217649
>>93217816
>>93217746
One of the smartest shows on television.

>>93218424
That whole episode was fantastic.

>I thought Moe had changed, but this turned out to be one more chance for him to make a fool out of me.

>*Dramatic Pause*

>Yeah! And that nigga owe me five dollas!

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>If you're so smart, how come you're not in ant baby machete squad?
>Oh I will be. I'll be squad leader.

>>93219455
How is darkseid supposed to be an intimidating villain if superman can toss him around like he's a cardboard box

>John Redcorn!?!
>Quit trying to steal my mower, and get in there and massage my wife!

>>93219901
Shi-shi-sha!

>Patrick, are you okay?

FINLAND

>>93220169

>*screaming loud gibberish*
>"I'm sorry, what was that?"
>*calmly enunciates the same exact gibberish*

>>93220169
>oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime
>OVERTIME!?!?

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>What kind of God would give you those legs and NO RHYTHM?

>Hi, I'm from the animal hospital down the road and we understand you have a dying animal on the premisis
>PS, happy Lief Ericson day! Hinga dinga durgen

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Bravo james woods

>>93220169
>Where's the leak, ma'am?

I'm doesn't like Family Guy anymore but I have admitted that this line was gold.

>Brian: Hey!
>*Quagmire turns around*
>Brian: I fucked your dad.

>>93220207
>READY FOR ACTION

>>93219873
>Anon discovers fundamental flaw of all Superman stories

IT'S NOON THIRTY PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE

>Blossom and Buttercup visably uncomfortable with fan collection
>Bubbles: "COOOL!!"

>>93215759
>Patrick don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
>Not until 4

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>>93219216
now i need to see this animated

>>93219444

DON'T YOU EVER NOT HOLD A DOOR OPEN FOR MY WIFE, MISTER

>>93218824

Hiiiii, I'm SpongeBob

Hey SpongeBob. I'm gonna kick your butt.

*WOOPE* ... Dahahahahaha! That joke was almost funnier the second time!

No. I mean it.

Hehehe! That time it almost seemed like...

*RIP! RIP!*

and holy fuck the delivery on "Now he's gonna kick MY butt!"

>>93217415
sounds like Billy and Mandy to me

>>93218099
That was a good later episode.

>>93217415
>>93221161
the Simpsons

>>93216789
I honestly can't believe mike bounced back. I'm glad it's good to see that, I wonder what happen who changed him.

>>93218104
>Did you see my underwear?
No Patrick.
>Did you want to?

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>>93218467
>the show being written by white people

lol what

Patrick: "MY NAME'S! NOT! RIIIICK!!!"

>You quit being banished?

The delivery of that line within its context just cracks me me every time.

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>>93220665
>Darkseid will never call you Kemosabe

>>93218453
READ NIGGA, READ!

>>93219455
>Any further action will be a declaration of war
>Proceeds to kill random person
>"lol that one's okay tho, let's just sit back and not do anything"

Wait a minute.. your ass just sneezed!

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>"Get with the fucking program"

>>93218699
>is it not just a piece of wood...?

>>93218151
>Hello Orpheus? We're trapped in a cliche. Use your stupid, impossible magic to get us out of here.
>Boys stop riding the perfect man! He's an abomination, and Brock has to kill him now.
>This getting stupid!

That entire episode is filled with great lines

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this whole fucking episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqQOGTshak

>WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
>WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS!

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"I can't believe my flipping eyes"

Because you know what she really wanted to say if Steven had been not there

>>93221803
It's politics. You honestly think New Genesis wants to fucking go to war with Darksied while dragging Earth into it? If the cost of diplomacy is a single life, then that's a bargain.

>>93218453
>Oh yes, there's powerful niggerdry at work here.

>>93222773
>>Oh yes, there's powerful niggerdry at work here.
>Niggardy is a real word
The things you learn

I WAS BORN WITH RABIES AND MY PARENTS DIDN'T LOVE ME BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAD MONO

>>93218467
It wasn't, though.

>>93222865
Except it's not. "niggardly" is, and it means something completely different.

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The best lines in IZ are the calm ones after something crazy like "Home of the Slaughtering Rat People!".

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Don't know if it made it yet but this....

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>Get me the weather bur-bura-bureau...beero
>But that's where we are, sir.
>Excellent. Outstanding. Good. I command you to destroy the hurricane.
>People can't destroy hurricanes, sir.
>Alright, uh, knock it off course. Do that.
>I'm afraid that's impossible.
>Damn it, we've tried everything.

It's
HOT
in
Toooooooooo
peeeeeeeeee
kaaaaaaaaa

>>93223080
I fucking love the skwisgaar's dad episode
>Charles: Alright I get it, you're all within fatherless relationships
>Nathan: Not me. I f*cking love my dad
>montage of Nathan and his dad having fun
>Nathan: My dad's the f*cking best

>>93218237
>black dude in prison tells Riley to lead a better life and stay on the right side of the law
>Riley just says, "Jail Nigga, you gay."

This show had its moments.

>>93222222

>>93216315
>And we don't respond to threats. I'll say it one more time in a little language I like to call English, or maybe I should say it in Mexicano! Get back thereo and casho the Checko amigo! Andale! Andale!
Shakes voice actor was a god

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>Sex with animals? There's no time, man!
https://youtu.be/z9HOZtvwfoE

>don't be STUPID, friends

>washed up at 14. so sad.

>who is the monster and who is the maaaan~?

>he makes me laugh

>>93216590
also
>Did you even wonder who I used to be!?

>>93223283
>riley, you gotta help me, I'm in jail!
>"...don't drop the soap"
>/hangs up

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>>93216270
Fucking beat me to it

>>93223743
>rise chicken arise!
>ARISE CHICKEN!
>CHICKEN ARISE!

>i knew you were special and I'm not just saying that because you're a whore. But hehehe, you're a total whore.

This show was too good for this world.

Pam: I don't know. Maybe I'm the only one who cares about this being an efficient and supportive work environment.
Cheryl: Maybe you're lame.
Pam: Maybe you can shut your dick holster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrqJFHGVS10

>>93223080
>What should we name this one, sir?
>How about...uh...Scrambles. Scrambles the, uh, the Death Dealer.
I fucking love this episode specifically for that name.

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>Hey everybody. RIOT!

I loved this scene.

>>93223743
>>93223834
>Oh, boy, I apologize. My hormones are going nuts! Now please...if you would...get the [elephant trumpet] out of my way. I mean, how many times do I gotta [alarm ringing] write 'ice cream' on this [squeak]ing list, before someone gets their [horse whinny] in gear, AND BRINGS HOME THE [owl hoot]ING ICE CREAM?! MAYBE I SHOULD GET A STEAK KNIFE, AND ETCH IT IN YOUR MOTHER[plunger]IN' FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT [squeak]ING BE?! ICE. MOTHER. [drum roll]. CREAM. I GUESS THAT'S THE PRICE I PAY FOR LIVING WITH TWO [phone ring]ING MORONS!

>Ho ho ho ho! What is going on out here? Why, it's a big ol' happy Easter OH GOD!
>'Ey. THERE'S A FRIGGIN' EASTER EGG IN MY YARD.

>So, Carl, did they ever find your car?
>Oh, they found part of it, you know, hanging from a trestle near the turnpike. Yeah, the cops said he had 'a straw-like protrusion' and 'a cup-like body'. You know anybody like that?
>Oh, well, it couldn't be Shake, Carl. He was abducted by aliens this afternoon.
>Oh, I knew that, yeah. Of course.
>He was. Seriously!
>I hate you.

>OKAY, HAVE A CRAPPY WEEKEND! Hope your house burns down!

>>93222981
This line cracks my brother up every time.

>>93223080
>>93223080
The whole Zazz scene is fucking top tier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecns_W9q_s0

>>93223080
>SEXUAL HARASSMENT SEMINAR?! THAT'S GONNA TOTALLY INTERFERE WITH ME GETTING PUSSY!

>I got fuckin' pepper sprayed. How does that give me power?!

>Dis Goils--I don't thinks this ams workings outs and I don't knows whats to dos about it!
>Have you boned her?
>No, but that's the things, she really wants to.
>SO?! WHAT THE FUCK?! I'M SITTING HERE HAVING THE DRY SPELL OF MY LIFE, AND THE STAKES ARE HIGH! AND--GRAHH, YOU JUST--"THIS GIRL WANTS TO FUCK ME, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO"! I could PUNCH you in the f-GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!

FertilityKlok is the best season 3 episode.

Fluttershy: YOU'RE! GOING! TOLOVE ME!

>>93217493
The Lich had a lot of great lines.
My favorite is probably his entire speech in Gold Stars.

>>93218151
MECHA SHIVA MECHA SHIVA MECHA SHIVA

>>93215759
>Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. I fingered myself. To death.

>>93219924
Pocket Sand!

>>93216328
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SgCcMv4xnwA

Yes he does

>>93219862
Frisky Dingo had a lot of good lines, mostly from the xtacles/decepticles
>i don't know if we have time for that
>/explosion/
>...
>we got a whole hour!

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>"Heavens no, we're getting dressed!"
>"Uh, beg pardon, we don't normally wear clothes."

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>>93215759
Literally every line in ATHF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S3-UH2rUIQ

>>93218264
Warburton has such a charming laugh

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>>93225829
I need an ambulance!

I'll call ya a hearse. This one's fa' Cody....

>Hey, do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?
>We did. Once.

>You call this romance, Charlotte?

>>93225147
Nah, I like the one were she calm and politely asks
"Ummm is it ok if I hold you down against your will?"

>Rodney, you mind your own dicking beeswax! You got another one in ya?
>No.
>Tease~
>And I'm sorry for that one.
>Don't be~

>NO, YOU LIE ,YOU LIIIIIIIIE

>CATHARSIS! WHOO!

>I'm a High School congradulate! Ain't nothing gonna stop me now except my innate inabilitry to progress cognacious thunk

>Yeah, I remember that lyin' whore.
>Don't you be talkin' bout my momma like that!
>I mean she lies down a lot.
>I meant the 'whore' part.
>Oh. Well, I stand by that.

>Hello? Are you callin' about the B.J.? I give the best BJ in town. Bar none.
>that be blackberry, or blueberry?
>Boysenberry jam, dumbass. Them other ones is outta season.
>Naw, sorry. Boysenberries gives me the hives.
>Alright. How 'bout I suck yer [static] dry behind the dumpster at the Sip'n'Strut?

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>>93219862
This entire show.

>Anybody ever read Flowers For Algernon?
>Oh is that that one with the kid with chains, and the goggles, and at the end he gets his head blown off with a shotgun?
>BOOSH!
>Boosh!
>Ba-ba-BOOSH!
>That's Harrison Bergeron....
>*pause*
>Hollywood Squares~!
>*Frustration Intensifies* That's TOM Bergeron...
>Brother of Meneleus~!
>Damn it, that's Agamemnon!

>>93218249
I introduced this to my friends little brother 3 years ago. For the past 2 years I have received random irregular phone calls very late at night where he says "ultimate power" and hangs up. Shit is pretty cash.

>Gentleman, behold!
>Corn!

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>>93222324
>We'll never have anything Spawn related as kino as the HBO special again
Violator was awesome in that.

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>take on the task of lantern-bearer or watch your brother perish.
I felt chills down my spine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk8Y2aIBGUM

>>93215886
God tier

>"IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?"

>>93218453
He says what we're all thinking.

every single time Frank Murphy talks. Bill Burr has god tier delivery.
> I WILL PUT YOU THROUGH THAT FUCKING WALL

>>93215759
Many fall in the face of chaos...
...but not this one. Not today.

Woah you got a licence to sell hot dogs, Chico man?
>No, because when I went to get an application, my penis was sticking out
You only have ONE penii?

>"The school will tell Sarah, and Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and DAD WILL JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!"

>>93227509
Sweet.

>>93228767
You nappa, you get slappa.

>>93225453
>I'm watching a woman washing
>I wish I could watch myself
>Watching washing

>>93216135
>>93217415
>>93221296
>Watch it dad you're the highly suggestible type
>Yes I am the highly suggestible type

"Must kill Moe. Whee!"

"Must kill Moe. Whee!"

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>>93215759
It's over

Homer: "To alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

>I'll have more arms than the wackiest god in all of India!

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>>93216789
It's because he just in on the reading of the scripts and is given no lines(same with Norm). Every spoken word is just him responding to the script read, the creators have stated that most of the show is just improv.
The show is basically a D&D game with the Mystery cast as the players.

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/v/ but
>Hey, wanna see my tattoo?

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>>93215759

>>93220296
perfect

>>93223080
>You is buying tampons because you is lady
>You is lady Skwisgaar
>No is not!

>It's called a grocery store you douche-bags!

>Okay, is this a words? Q-u-h-z-ks
>Eh quhks! That's whats the duck says!

>>93224041
>What the hell are you doing here?
>Heard you were getting your ass kicked!
I'm glad that even when the characters have been flanderized so much, Pam still has her moments.

>>93217216
>HE'S HAD ENOUGH ALREADY!

>>93223080
The whole Thunderhorse bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgaTiYqh-oM

>>93215759
American Dad has some amazing delivery.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Kjvo14Sys
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=flA0O-7tMq8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tn6obnmoqD8

>>93230860
>I deserved it for leaving the mop out

>>93228413
Let me see it!

>I know you've never had sex.
>pffft, hahahaha, *I've* hit that...haha-
>hit what?
>.....booty.
>What? Where? Who?
>uh-
>With what?
>I...don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yZqtw8K-74

>>93220296
It doesn't matter.

>>93230809
>ASTRONAUT CLASS IS A LIE?!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0TEvK-mjlg
This entire delivery is great

>>93216258
Wrong screencap, but underrated

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>>93218187
I was in tears, especially after Grim started juggling and fucked up Billy's face.

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I just like the deadpan look from Harvey when he checks the calendar.

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>>93215864
This kills me every time

>>93223593
Dana Snyder is amazing. He killed it in Code Monkeys.

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Fucking ANYTHING that comes out of this bastard's mouth. Massive part of his appeal is just the way he says shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNrmyk4lMEI

>>93216270
>This don't matta.

>None'a'this mattas.

>That reminds me. There's been something I've wanted to say to you since the day we met.
>Goodbye.

>Next time you see me, this town will be eating out of the palm of my hand!
>Spare change? Spare change ma'am?

>>93218151

>Besides, the President's not the President, you know that.

>>93223207

It's

I realize you're all without fathers.

I'm not! Fucking love my dad.

My dad's fucking awesome.

>>93232757

Who is his voice actor? I always fucking loved him. Specially as The Red Guy.

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>>93227910
>Mfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZuJMq7uO_w

>>93233646
Charlie Adler. He also voices both Cow and Chicken

Dana Snyder is a gift to Voice Acting.

>I SHOULD NOT WALK SO A CHILD MAY LIVE! That's what is does.

>You are the GAYEST THING since gay came to gay town.

His Granny from squidbillies is great too.
>Welcome to Ballmart. Unless you're one of those people who ain't welcomed at ballmart.

>Take that shit to the park where maybe the squrriles will care

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqj_koKmtQ8
Don't think everyone will agree, but ehh

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>Oh dear sweet lord I think he used the restroom in his shorts

>>93225453
>>93228413
Just about every line from the show could qualify for this thread
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4En8MMQMDo

>Okay guys, now you can all wish for your friends back
>I wish for a box! *pop* Sweet!
>I wish to blow up, I mean get big. *blam*

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>>93216328
>FALL

>>93222865
>>93222905
Is this Team Four Star?

>>93232528
I get the joke, but the Jetsons was set in 2062. This could have been a lot better with other sci fi shows.

>>93226055
You can't rape the willing

>I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

>>93234982
When the show aired back in '62, fifty years into the future didn't seem too far-out for the premise.

The joke in Harvey Birdman seemed to imply that they lived in a secluded section somewhere, cut off from the rest of the world (similar to the Brendan Fraser flick 'Blast From the Past'). Considering the world the show takes place in, this isn't a stretch.

>>93218467
Great, now white people got to take credit for that too!

Sokka: [In a hole] It's so dark down here. I can't see anything.
Toph: [Sarcastically] Oh, no, what a nightmare.
Sokka: Sorry.

>>93235294
Except original promotional material stated that the show was set 100 years in the future. So that places it in 2062, not 2002.

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> Burn.

>>93223593
Fucking hell he is. Been watching the Venture Bros on Hulu and I fucking love the Alchemist.

>>93234970
No, it's The Boondocks.

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>>93218424
>Nigga did I just cathin you having fun

>>93220296
One of the most underrated superhero movie performances. Woods nailed the role.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhHwVMnTn_I

>>93216081
What is this from?

>>93234982
>but the Jetsons was set in 2062
And Birdman, believe it or not, was not a lawyer in his first show.

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>>93216494
>Did Rolf put-IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!

>>93223080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZI6Pre_dt0
this whole scene but
but
>My god in heaven I hate that clown

>>93235433
>>93235767

Eh, guess it's just alternate universe things.

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>SURPRISE!

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>Oh Berry
always stood out to me

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>>93216494

>>93215759
>why am I always the one getting the cake at the end of every skit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

>>93236290

Oh hey. Didn't expect to find my fetish in this thread.

>>93235767
Technically it explains all of that

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>"You might have caught me, but don't think you've won."
>"I'mma drop your ass."
This and the sequel were full of fantastic lines, but the shit-eating grin he has when he says this and the stone-faced reaction just kill me every time.

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>>93215759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkNV-0O1ya8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj6r0Vi4-Bk

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>I didn't write that.

Makes me laugh every time.

>>93236354

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiUEqee7pO4

>>93215759
>WHERE'S THE GIANT MANSLEY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42W9ZCn-M1g

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>>93235291
TF2 shorts are goldmines of hilarious voice acting

>>93236233
Over the Garden Wall was such a gem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLIG5EvvAgE
>Are you crying?
>yes im crying he hit me with a chair

>>93236835
I love that scene.

>>93235291
Soldier is the absolute best.

>>93219021

>Who the hell is that asshole?

>>93223080

>what kind of music do YOU play?
>Death Metal

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>>93216328
>>93216622
>>93225676
>>93217493
>>93234967

I really wish that The Lich had been in a show where he could be utilized to his full potential without just having him get punked every time.

>>93222773
>Truncheon
>Bullwhip
>Joooooob Application
>These ah the things the black devils fears
Also
>Now, READ NIGGA

>>93220296
>>93232426
>It doesn't matter.

He sold it perfectly. I don't even think Woods is that good an actor, but I do think he actually make be a sociopath.

>>93223207
>So Toki's, your Dad's has the Big K. Kancer
and
>I'm a Warrior
are fucking golden.

>>93235751
Billy & Mandy

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>>93235437
>> Burn.

Fuck you. That line was delivered EXACTLY the wrong way. It literally could not have been delivered worse. The hole point of the exchange is that, for a second, the most human superhero in the world is completely seized with an alien coldness and lack of empathy. It's not, "BURN, YOU VILE MISCREANT! HAVE AT YOU!"

It's "Burn." It's quiet, unemotional, and the absolute opposite of the unbelievable amount of power he channels through his eyes which is meant to dwarf his previous heat vision.

>>93225847
>barneyfag didn't take the bait

i'm surprised

or does he only respond to images

>>93225920
>WE CAN NEVER GO BACK TO ARIZONA!

>>93219862
>Call an ambulance!
>I'll call you a hearse

>>93230058
Whenever Carl gives up his lines are golden.
>Ayyyyhehehey, I'm Batman 2, uh? Ahahah AAAAAH!
>Oh, this is your great great great..... Your mutha
>You must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape
>Aight, how much?
>Sexually.
>Wundahful.

>>93235291
>Ohhh, they're gonna have ta glue you back taghether
>IN HELL!

>>93216270
Athens is pretty much cheating.

>Do what now?

>>93217890
" we sell food here sir..."

>>93236048
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9mgzxoWgg

>>93237233
I would never have put this into words, but reading it here made me realise I feel the same way. I remember watching the episode, and waiting for that moment since I'd already read the comic, and feeling like the whole episode was slightly disappointing since the deliver was slightly off.

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>>93235291
>May I borrow you Earpiece? 'This is Scout, rainbows make me cry!' Over!

>>93223834
....he is legend....

>Hey, were you scared?
>When the tree came to life?
>Oh no, earlier. When Mike almost beat the shit outta ya. I mean, that was crazy. You know he could fucking kill you? He could kill all of us. I think sometimes we forget that that's Mike Tyson.

>Please. My mothers a baptist minster and she wouldn't scrub her ass with way crazy's

>...Your mama sounds like a messed up bitch

>>93225847
kys Barneyfag

>>93225861
Meatwad.....get a life!

>Crush the monster!
>Look at the size of that Northern Dutch Elm!

>>93221761
Kemosabe means false friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfJBFSWnsOc

>>93216270
>Tonight...you

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>>93216494
>Bestial wailing in the back ground
Shit murders me anytime I see or think about it

>>93216790
>NUMBER ONE IN BOOGIE TOWN!

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I DON'T KNOW YOU! THAT'S MY PURSE!

>hey! You woke me up! I was dreaming I was in the sledgehammer video and I was made out of clay and I loved it!


>*cracks knuckles* yeeeeaaaaauuuh I'm gonna rape him this time

Fucking love American dad

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>>93232757
"Van Hellsing, the famous Vampire Hunter!"

"Would anyone like a vampire skin rug? Or some Vampire Jerky?"

>YOU'VE
>GOT
>CRABS
>ASS
>FACE

>>93239166
>You're her Notary Public for God's sakes!
>I'm not licensed
>She knows that

>>93216081
That show had a goldmine of one liner's

>>93239018
God tier

>You don't understand!
>What don't I understand? They offered you money and YOU TOOK IT!

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>I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

>We serve food here, sir.

>>93218378
You forgot the best part

>"So you're saying I should beat them up?"
>Billy, fighting outside of a hockey rink is wrong. But I'm imaginary... so do what you gotta do"

>>93215864
Came here to post this. Good job, Anon.

>Behold, it is I. I bestow upon you...my dirty diapee. BUT THERE IS ANOTHER. Who among you shall embark upon such a quest...to, y'know, peel it off the ceiling. It's stuck up there.

>YOU'RE WEARIN' MY DINNAH

>You sold Meatwad to the circus, didn't you?!
>EVERY DAY, I BUY AND SELL PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!! But, NO. I did NOT do that.

>SOMEONE STOLE MY PDA, AND I WILL RUIN THIS HOUSE WITH MY ANGER!!!

ATHF was way too good for this world.

>>93230629
Skwisgaar's inability to take the insult that he dished out was one of the funniest things I remember from Metalocalypse

>>93226049
What the fuck is that from? I only know it from the broteam video.

NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE ROBOT PIRATE ISLAND!