I thought the Hulk was a screeching autist?
What do you want? I honestly don't care but please enlighten me as to why you would take your (and my) valuable time to make such a meaningless, atrocious thread.
I'll wait. I have to admit though, if you delete the thread instead of replying to me, I'll think much higher of you, and you'll think higher of yourself.
>>93213677
Woah
>>93213677
B. T. F. O.
Depends on who's writing and what's going on.
>>93213677
It takes less than one minute to make a thread. You're going to have to try a lot harder than that, amigo.
>>93213677
>Like where this is going
Bump
>>93213777
yeah but a thread died for you
also that's not the hulk that's doc green
>>93213865
And now you've answered my question. Was that so hard?
You wasted your own time making that paltry response. I hope you learn from this.
>>93213777
You are so utterly, completely predictable and uninteresting. You could've easily recognized your mistake and chosen to rise above, but here you are again.
And here you'll be for as long as you refuse to grow. I can't help you if you don't help yourself, and to be honest I don't have the energy to waste either way. See you in hell.
>>93213905
Played you like a fiddle.
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>>93213916
This is some Grade-A bantz and you are a hero.
Please save this board, Passive Aggressive Condescension Man (or PAC-MAN for short)
>>93213916
>>93213677
Stop being an asshole you dick.
>>93213916
do me next
>>93213587
Jesus this just looks like someone stole a fist of the north star panel and called it a day
>>93213677
>>93213916
It's like looking into a crystal ball at what I aspired but failed to be. Maybe you can do what I couldn't. What none of us can. They'll hate you for it, haunt you, but you can take it.
Because you're not the hero we deserve right now, but the hero we need.
Hulk is smart sometimes. How that manifests tends to vary, but there's a few distinct patterns:
- Banner's mind takes over the Hulk's, essentially turning him into a scientist in Hulk's body
- Hulk's mind gets more intelligent, to the point that it either matches or exceeds Banner's
- Banner's mind and Hulk's mind start to bleed into one another and you get a weird mix of the two
It really depends on the writer and how they choose to interpret the relationship between Banner and Hulk; some see it as more of a Jekyll/Hyde thing, others prefer to write Hulk as a separate and complete entity that Banner just happens to share a body with.
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>>93214102
>make somewhat verbose insult
>people fanboy over you
is it really this easy?
>>93214142
All I did was call OP out on his shit and now it's become one of those "first reply gets a thousand replies because btfo lmao" threads.
I didn't ask to be part of this. I didn't ask to be a hero. But...with great power comes great responsibility.
Perhaps my story is yet untold. Look for me where shadow meets light, and bathed in justice, I will be there.
>>93214250
Fuck this gay thread. I thought we were gonna talk about Hulk.
>>93214355
shut the fuck up you fucking nerd
find somewhere else to complain and maybe we'll forgive you
>>93214355
If we can skip 20 posts of autism barring >>93214104 then we can.
Top three Hulk stories, go.
>>93214424
let me make this clear
WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE. GO. SOMEWHERE. ELSE.
>>93214424
Hulk The End is probably on it.
Mini Storytime
>>93213587
>Leader, you son of a bitch.
>You're next, Banner!
>>93214549
FUCK OFF
FUCK
>>93214549
>>93214576
GO THE FUCK AWAY PLEEEASE
I'M GONNA FUCKING CRY PLEASE JUST GO
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>>93214570
Cry harder
>>93214355
We did talk about the strongest there is >>93213677.
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>>93214602
Holy shit, what's wrong with you? This is a comic board, that anon's storytiming a comic relevant to the topic.
Is it Summer already? Am I being punked?
>>93214678
>Turns into a massive brute
>Hey look, you changed!
>>93214678
>>93213587
「 Stand Name: Green Machine」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc-7FXzbeA0
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>>93214685
no one FUCKING cares
go the fuck away this is MY FUCKING THREAD
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>>93214794
90s Hulk was Banner's brain in Hulk body. No changes just smart and strong.
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>>93214710
Literally NO ONE cares about your shit thread, you autistic fuck.
>>93214710
Calm down nigga, he's showing you how Hulk behaved in his initial appearance. Thuggish arrogant, but not "screeching autist" that one might think of later depictions.
I'm actually curious as to what point the Joe Fixit like persona gave way to the "Hulk Smash!" one, honestly.
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>>93214705
... I'd watch it.
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>>93215016
Already happened, the power of Jojo references is stronger than you can imagine
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>>93214710
You should give some thought to suicide.
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>>93214250
>Look for me where shadow meets light, and bathed in justice, I will be there.
The cringe is real
Give me my (You) back.
>>93214104
>others prefer to write Hulk as a separate and complete entity that Banner just happens to share a body with.
I've always preferred the latter. Like two brothers stuck in one body and the few times they get along they can share abilities.
>>93214890
Nightmare possessed Banner and created Dark Hulk. Grey fought him and locked him away inside a mental vault but drained almost everything from the persona giving Green the chance to break out of his own mental imprisonment.
I sorta liked Professor Hulk
But Green Scar Hulk is the superior intelligent Hulk
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>>93214890
Page for that
>>93215524
Friendly Reminder to read PAD's run on the Hulk if you haven't already. Shits good.
>>93213969
>Grade-A bantz
how is it possible to have standards this low? Go visit Australian you fetus.
>>93213587
thats because you don't read any fucking comics go away
>>93213677
Geez man, it was a shitpost but just relax a bit, OK?
it depends on the writer