>If I were trapped at the bottom of a well for three years with *nothing* to eat but that Krabby Patty, I'd eat my own legs first! And not just the extra ones.
>I'm dying very soon. Would you stay with me? I'm scared.
>Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?
Or is this one forbidden becausehorse show?
You both need to stop spending money on bullshit! You're angels, not hipsters. Hey, cock jockers! I'm not just talking to fuckin' hear myself! You spent over three million dollars! Fish-flavored lube; titty-enhancer; toys that ain't sex toys; who the fuck orders that much food?! You bitches eats so much you're gonna star sweating bacon grease!
>Only two eggs today? Solidus must have taken the day off...
>Death walks among you...
>Help?!? You come to me, your greatest, most amazing enemy? Your future slave master and you ask for help?!?
>That's right, conspiracy buff. I spent seventy-five million dollars on a fake presidential campaign. All just to tick Superman off.
>>93215604
No way
>>93215604
Dang now that you point it out it seems obvious.
>You, your family, everyone will die. Over and over. Mountains of broken bodies, beneath the wheel.
>GO KILL THE SAMURAI!
A man chooses... a slave obeys...
AlsoCome to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk, RUN!
>>93215911
FALL.
Death....
Death!!
DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE US!!!
>>93213105
These are the most autistic threads on /co/. Even more than the (insert show) online thread
>>93216730
Lighten up faggot
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Dante Hicks is just like you: he looooves Grape Soda. He knows what it's like when the guy behind the counter won't take your "food stamps." He knows what it's like to wait all month for your "welfare check."