just what the hell happened to him?

>>93207465
his bodyguard killed him

>>93207479
thats bullshit

>>93207479
Nah, he killed Blue Morpho.

>>93207465
Auto-erotic asphyxiation

Everyone's too embarrassed to tell Rusty the truth

>>93207465
my money's either on an STD or heart attack

>>93207465
He died doing something actually heroic
Everyone thinks that he died of something banal or stupid, so the real misdirection is that he actually did something good

He was tired of his little cunt of a son, so he mutated himself into a space monster and went to space.
It was actually him in that episode with the Inquisitor, he just didn't want to spend time with Rusty.
Now he's chilling with JJ and Treister after he cured them off their cancer using ALIEN TECHNOLOGY, and they're banging space chicks all day erry day.

He died in the middle of a "Rusty Venture"

>>93207706
so he jerked off so hard it gave him sores and they got infected and he died?

Whatever it was, it was due to failure

>>93207763
Having him wildly succeed in a way that Rusty never could would also be thematically consistent with the show

>>93207763
>Whatever it was, it was due to failure
Rusty's failure

>>93207784
Teenage Rusty threw a cumrag in some machine he thought was useless.
It exploded when Jonas turned it on, killing him

>>93207784
that would be way too obvious, not worth keeping us wating for

>>93207465
He died.