*blocks your path*

*impure imperialism intensifies*

>>93205396
>pulls sword back leaving herself open
>extends arm towards opponent
2/10 would spend years teaching proper saber form

>>93205539
Seriously this.
Like god damn that's basic common sense.
Why would you leave yourself open and extend your unshielded unarmored arm for someone to easily cut off?

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>tfw distracted by her sexy feet and long beautiful legs

>>93205396
And does that means she is going to proceed and shit in front of me? Cause that's just nasty.

>>93205585
Stomp really hard on her knee.

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Block THIS

I'm pretty sure I end up experiencing a judo throw before I even have time to react

Reminder she won't wither for him and won't be his knight.

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Connie is cute! CUTE!

>>93205396
*fucks your feet*

DESIGNATED

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>>93205396
*shoots her*

Why did they decide to make a little girl a more competent and stronger fighter than the protagonist?

>>93207533
Debatable.

>>93205396
punches her in her jew nose

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>>93205396

>>93207607
she's indian, stupid

>>93205539
>>93205585
maybe Pearl tranis Connie to fight as Stevonnie?
in that case she would have the shield in her extended hand

>>93205396
*shits on street*

>>93205396
>*high fives*
>while she looks at her hand, confused, I jump on her left knee and snap her leg

>>93207780
pearl is a shit fighter and trainer

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>>93205396
*commences BLAMMING for attempted assassination of Imperial Officer*

>>93205396
I would give her the meanest purple nurple, disabling her

>>93207780
>putting a shield with a saber
>shield would inhibit most traditional saber forms
>extending a shield that far
>extending leg past shield
Pearl is pretty shit at everything it seems

>>93205396

with poo

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>>93205396

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>>93205396

>>93207533
Because the show is written from a female perspective; she's the one who starts out being lame but inwardly noble (just like you), whereas Steven is fundamentally confident as a person and doesn't need it. He's insecure about magic stuff, rather than using magic stuff to escape normal insecurities.

Basically, Steven is Connie's love interest, he's just complicated enough as a character that the show is about him instead.

>>93205396
I haven't expected anything better from a nigger-like person

>>93206997
SHITTING

>>93206172
This is probably my favorite chapter of the series. Wish he took out the shield at least, instead of just denting it.

>>93205396
Begone thot!

>>93209733
>Pearl is shit at everything
But we knew that already.

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>>93209987
HISSSSSSS
DELET THIS

>>93205658
literally thought the same thing

>>93207533
More competent and stronger how? In sword fighting?

Steven is really strong and a good fighter. But they're both at their strongest when they're together.

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>>93205396
is Connie gonna be okay?

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>>93205396

>steven finds lewds of rose in greg's garage
>develops mommy fetish
>his mom literally has to watch the aftermath

>>93205396
>pushes her the fuck aside like the complete jobber she is
seriously, shes like 11, has no gem powers, and is probably too pussy to actually use that sword on another person anyways.

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>>93206541
agreed

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>>93205396
*poo's in the loo*

Daily reminder that Indian girls don't use deodorant and smell just as bad as the males.

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>>93205396

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I'm Simon...The Great Gurren Brigade's Leader, Simon the Digger! If you become a wall blocking my way...I'll drill a hole in you and blow you apart anytime! That is...my drill!

>>93205396
Like she's a little girl, just kick her out of the way lel.

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i keep getting /asp/ flashbacks with all the poo comments

might as well make it official

>>93216753
funny and creative

Does anyone have the comic of the gems saying they'll answer any questions, steven saying he doesn't really have any, and then they basically say all the problems with all the unanswered shit the show has thrown at us?

>>93205396
Nobody in the show and nobody who works on the show knows how to fight.

>>93217485
I know what you're talking about, but unfortunately I don't have it either

>>93217529
waiting for the show to reference grappler baki

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>>93205396

>>93217485
>>93217659
found it, after trawling through 44 pages of a friend's Tumblr page to find it(he didn't make it, he just reblogged it, allowing me to find the artist);

http://mellowfilmmaker.tumblr.com/post/159957318089/mellow-frames-just-a-few-questions

>>93205396
>tell her I am a talent scout for Roger Corman.

If that doesn't put the fear of God into anyone, especially women, then I don't know what will.

>>93217731
if the situations were reversed, would people call the gunman a coward?

hero = pragmatic
villain = cheating

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"Pearl" Connie is Best Connie

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>>93217981
woops wrong one, meant to post this one

>>93217951
Sure, but only because that audience would have become attached to the swordsman by that point, and killing off your hero in that sort of way in anticlimactic as fuck.

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>>93205396
Well, if it isn't the Connie-human! I see you've gotten marginally taller since you moved away. Let me fix that.

>>93205658
And yet you won't even kiss her. What are you Steven? A fag?

>>93207533
This is a joke. Steven is hideously overpowered.

>>93205396
She's got a SWORD!

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>>93205396
*fires a warning shot*

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>>93218617
You idiot! We all got swords!

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>>93205396
Pfft.

>>93207693

Jewish people came from Indians though.

>>93205658
With the increasingly chibified art style, you will never see them like this again.

>>93220660
That badly off model shit isn't chibi. Don't insult it like that.

>>93205396
*sucks your toes*

>>93205396
Killer Queen already touched that sword

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>>93205396
>Appears behind you
Innocent! You should not be playing with swords, I'll take this sword, destroy it, and you can run along and maintain your innocence.

>>93212544
The second battle was kinda bullshit, though.

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YOU DARE TO REFUSE MY BATCHALL?!!

>>93216496
Delicious curry pits!

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>>93205396
Why she's using Soresu?

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>>93205396
Post characters that could beat Connie in a fight.

I'll start.

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>>93222529
Grimm could do it in a heartbeat... I however would never harm an innocent child.

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>>93217981
>>93217997
I feel obligated to post this.

>>93205396
Pearl is a terrible trainer.

>>93206099
Kek

>>93207780
>>93205585
>>93205539
>I trained her wrong, as a joke

>>93207780
Pearl trained Connie as glass cannon becuase she has no concept of permanent injury short of being shattered. For pearl, there are only two kinds of attacks; misses or killing blows.

>>93226725
Pearl is very deeply flawed, and has no business being around children.

>>93222529
>Post characters that could beat up a child in a fight

>>93205539
>>93205585
It looks like she's pushing someone away after a parry. That's probably from where some asshat got the pose before everyone started plastering it everywhere as an opening stance.

>>93211319
SHOW

>>93216631
Is that verbatim from the english dub?

Because that sounds awful.

>>93224360
Yoto needs to do more SU art

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>>93224360
Yoto needs to draw Connie more

>>93224360
>no bulge
Into the trash it goes.

Every body unzipped dick

Do it now ! Faggot

Whats stopping me from throwing a brick in her fucking face? She's wide open and the sword is to flimsy to knock the brick out of the air without causing her to stumble, leaving another opening.

>>93234930
The element of surprise is key if she sees you coming chances are she'll just avoid the block and open your skin.

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>>93205396
>Stops time
>Continue on my merry way

What would Stevonnie fusing with the Gems look like?

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>>93205396

>>93207691
What is the context for this image anyway?

>>93207691
ISSUN SENGIKU

>>93237642
Isshun Sengeki

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>>93230051

>>93239130
And Peridot was never seen again.

>>93228454
>pushing after a parry
>not a riposte for 2.5x max damage scaling

this is why connie will never git gud

>>93209733
Could be a small buckler or parrying dagger held close to the chest to parry deflect or attack no?

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>>93221777
"For you see, Killer Queen can turn anything it touches into a bomb."
>Killer Queen makes a detonator motion
>Connie explodes
>Kira picks up the only thing left of her, her hand, and then promptly fucks off because he was just looking to have a relaxing vacation in Beach City
>immediately gets molested by Steven and the the Crystal Gems
>Another One Bites Za Dusto
>it turns into the Steven pilot episode except with Steven exploding

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>>93239130
or to use a counterproposal also by Yoto

>>93207691
>Sensei noticed me

>>93205539
That's a Kung Fu sword pose for training swings, except for the extended hand

>>93217875
>http://mellowfilmmaker.tumblr.com/post/159957318089/mellow-frames-just-a-few-questions
Oh shit thanks anon!

>>93241622
you are welcome

>>93217997
YES!!!!