ITT: characters that are literally you

You're a fucking NEET and should be killed then.

>>93202709
Error: no girls on 4chan

>>93203112
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

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>>93202709
Except the asexuality. I am very much horny.

Nigga, how on earth do you not graduate from high school?

Like, just fucking show up.

>>93203278
>assuming everyone here is American

>>93203278
couldnt handle it due to crippling assburgers so i tested out

>>93203402
High school is easy as fuck anywhere. Even retards have diplomas nowadays so if you cant even graduate secondary then you should jump off a bridge. The only excuses are personal chronic illness, or needing to drop out to take care of your family.

>>93203097
Is that Cain from House of Mystery?

>>93203278
Fucking this, I put NO effort and graduated in the top 20's out of a couple hundred

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Difference is that I still have friends

>>93202709
What are you doing on 4chan Gwen?

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>>93203278
>tfw went to school in a super conservative area
>dropped out to take hrt instead of waiting it out and ending up unpassing
>ended up working in an office on a good salary with 6 weeks off a year because they valued my previous experience working through my teenage years

C'est la vie. High school isn't necessary. If you really need a diploma take a bridging course or something for 12 months.

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>>93202709

>>93203097
you have to reply or else you're implying your own post is shit

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When I was younger anyways.

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For me it's Master Shake - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>93204584
how did you get that picture of me?

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>>93202709
Minus the sociopath, drug abusing, womanizing, and criminal parts. So nothing really like bender.

>>93203402
Gwenpool is American, dumbass.

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>>93207842
Hi new Jughead. I'm Jughead classic.

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Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor

>>93206127
Other anon wasn't talking about her. Dumbass.

>>93205590
/co/ has taught me that Shake is a babyfucking pedophile.

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For me it's Pepe - Dumb, over emotional with a shitty sense of humor.

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>>93204584
Guess Who

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All my friends are dead and I can't remember the last time I actually spoke.

>>93202709
>literally

I can't tell if this word is there to be funny or if OP doesn't know what 'literally' means.

>>93203253
Does asexual mean no sexual feelings whatsoever, or just not wanting actual sex? I masturbate daily, but after my last relationship ended, I realized that I just don't want a relationship with anyone. And either way, I legitimately do not enjoy sex with another person. Does that count?

>>93210015
Any problems with ED?

>>93210084
Nope. When it's not just boring, I'm spending the whole time worrying about the other person instead of actually enjoying myself. On top of that, it just feels like wasted time. At least when I'm masturbating, I can do something in the other tab while I'm waiting for a video to load or a chat partner to respond.

It only feels slightly better than sex, but it's just not worth the hassle. It's like, would you rather be given 100 dollars right now, no strings attached or get 150, but have to climb a mountain to get it.

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>>93203253
I'm a mix of Todd and Charlie

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me 100% just not fat

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>>93204783
She's trying to find her brother.

>>93209385
>nihilistic
>sense of humor

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>>93202709
Probably me around high school
>Wear hoodies nearly every day
>Brown skinny kid, but pretty athletic
>Cucked cute blond girl (sorta)
>More or less kept to myself in school, had a few guy friends

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Unless anime counts, anyway.

>>93210820
Where's your harem at though

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>>93210882
Sadly no harem :'(

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>>93204584
>>93205924
you guys can stop pretending to be me now

>>93210737
fuck off faggot

>>93211057
no u