story time

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>>93199028

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>>93199039

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>>93199084

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>>93199100

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>>93199116
Can you believe these niggas beast

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>>93199137

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>>93199222

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>>93199237
And that is why beast should be banned from anything capable of interacting with time

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>>93199258

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>>93199314

>page 5 and not even a bump
Good
Let Shithumans sink

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>>93199332
>>93199334
It's a pretty slow morning it seems. Nobody was storming timing despite most of the books being out.

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>>93199028
I want to fuck that Kamala.

>>93199100
Shouldn't Boom Boom be, like, 40 years old by now?

>>93199676
She should be like 6 or 7 years older than she was when she first showed up

more like 8, because Secret Wars (8 months before, 8 months after) aged everybody 16 months.
I think the rule for Marvel is more or less one year every 4 years.

this book is a meandering mess btw.

>>93199355
Blink!

>>93199183
nice job, Quake

>>93199258
Didn't Dark Beast have horns? Or is this another guy?

>>93199829
that was "battle of the atom" beast

>>93199068
Do authors not understand that this whole "secret Xth character on the roster" schtick doesn't fucking work if the secret character is just a new OC?

>>93199773
It's because its five chapter tie in to an event where this team doesn't matter and therefore can't make any big plot moves.

>>93199258
I thought he died at the end of benis' x-men

>>93199084
Moon Girl never fought X-Men.

>>93199084
>Beast suddenly acting like the biggest anti-inhuman supremacist ever.

Where are Marvel's editors?

>>93200554
Beast is the most civil one in the comic, and it makes more sense than the muggas being ok M-pox like they were for most of last year.

>>93199183
Fucking inhumans

>>93200533
She was there in IvX. IIRC, she didn't directly fight them at any point, but she was with the NuHuman group

>>93199100
>Kamala in a girl fight with Boom Boom and Magick
Did someone read my dream journal?

>>93199183
Even Karnak is shocked.

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>its a Quake meets mutants episode

Oh wow an entire issue jerking off to how awesome Inhumans are compared to mutants. Haven't seen those before.

>>93200585
It does, but Beast was the biggest Uncle Tom of them all. He preferred to die or run away from Earth just so as not to upset the Inhumans. He doesn't get to act all high and mighty "leave my country" now.

Then again, Hank is a piece of shit, so him turning on Inhumans the moment they get disenfranchised also makes sense. He's just a chronic backstabbing dick.

>>93200631
She was in IvX where she PREVENTED the NuHuman fight by agreeing with the X-Men's plan and helping to modify Forge's anti-Terrigen machine.

>>93200711
Inumans run away afraid at the end though.

>>93200729
That was after she found about the two week deadline. They formed up to fight back.

>>93200711
>jerking off
The spent part of the chapter talking about how the Inhumans didn't help the mutants and nearly got them killed. If anything it made them look like assholes while justifying the mutants being upset.

Wait, how many Beasts are there?

>>93199028

Jesus, talk about a big step down. The old Secret Warriors team was subtle and efficient compared to these assholes.

>>93199183
They deserved that for trusting fucking inhumans in the first place
>>93199258
>Nu-xmen.jpeg
>>93199355
>>93199100
>we totally didn't meant to gas you guys
>And sorry for taking down your million dollar plane and almost kill you, we cool right? ;)
>Yeah, just leave my country

WHAT FUCKING SHITTY WRITTING IS THIS?!

>>93200195
>implying it's not going to be Robbie so that he can meet Quake for that sweet AoS synergy

>>93200195
I'm 80% sure that new character is dead

>>93199152
Oh I thought that was Forge last issue. Instead it's Rictor going full Freddie.

>>93200323
>Bendis
Who gives a fuck?

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>>93200823
Just shop an Inhuman's head on pic related and it's the same thing.

>>93199258
I really like how Kamala is written here. She's a teenager who spends too much time reading up on hero trivia and tries to do the best possible thing. If she doesn’t fuck up and punches somebody wrong. Which is usually a loudmouthed blonde chick, now that I think about it. This is the third time she fucks up in this specific way.

>>93201230
Boom boom, possessed construction lady, and who is the third?

>>93199100
This page is cute.

>>93199355
Why are you incapable of saying the word storytime?

>>93199100
I realize Ms. Marvel is a high school girl, but why are all of them acting like high school girls?

>>93200929
The title is ironic.
It's a shit show by design.
They are a moralising do-gooder, a petulant child, an abrasive bitch, an amoral murderer and a pretty basic douche.
They are who's left after everyone who could save the world as a team pissed off or got captured.
You have to read this as a comedy, not a drama.

>>93201447
I don't know what went wrong there anon, but as for the subject I just type s and hit enter. Depending on whatever put last time it will be storytime or story time. I used story time originally to sort out my threads all other in the archive because I wasn't in the habit of putting the actual title of the comic in the OP.

>>93201462
boom boom has basically been a idiot/joke character since nextwave.

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>>93200980
>implying Ghost Driver gets to be part of the Marvel Universe
He's had a SINGLE appearance outside his own book, and that was fucking Gwenpool.

He didn't even get to be part of the legacy picture for Generations.

>>93200833
>Beast
>O5 Beast
>Dark Beast
>Future Beast
So 4.

>>93199332
Her speech would mean more if she didn't just blow up a jet because somebody made fun of her powers like seven pages ago.

>>93199100
>BoomBoom
>Not Jubilee
>Boner not interested

>>93199116
No, please, Stark. Tell me again how much of a kid she is. I don't think I understood the first 30 times you mentioned it.

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>>93201255
Kaboom. Although, I'm not sure if she counts as blonde, really.
It's not dark, certainly.

>>93199152
>Rictor; get some original powers lady
>Avalanche not objecting because he's dead

>>93201576
see>>93199152
They weren't planning on leaving and there was no way there out running the jet. Quake being salty just added to it.

>>93200711
>Makes the Inhumans look like assholes
>has them attack first
>calls Quake a rictor ripoff
>calls Inferno a Johnny storm ripoff
You have a strange definition of jerking off.

>>93199183
>One again, Inhumans put mutants lives at stake for petty reasons and the audience is supposed to side with them

Can't they all die?

>>93199332
>That moment when you can't decide which cunt to hate more, Daisy or Teen Jean
It's pretty difficult desu. On the one hand Daisy is an uppity cunt for blasting the Xmen plane because her feelings got hurt and then has a torture session.
Teen Jean mind rapes and then gets uppity when her own mind is invaded.
Tough call. I feel like the writers are just trying to make me hate most of the women in this book.

>>93199394
So. Who against who? My pitch:

Lunella and Devil Dinosaur vs Vision
- Science vs science

Inferno vs Deadpool
- Healing Power vs Fire

Karnak vs Wanda
- sorcery vs mysticism (Also Karnak has the ability to weaponize the butterfly effect so he has a chance against her chaos magic)

Quake vs Hyde
- father vs daugher

Ms. Marvel vs Taskmaster
- young, idealistic vs old, cynical

>>93199355
I enjoy Rictor and Shatterstar's incredibly homosexual facial hair. Put them in a book immediately

>>93199028
there is terrible, and there is this book.
but really, what kind of faggot would storytime this shit?

>>93199152
pretty sick burn. fuck inhumans

>>93199183
What an actual cunt.

>>93199137
> kamala letting a man go for her tits int he third panel

slut

>>93199183
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>93202125
Ms Marvel vs Taskmaster seems kind of leaning in Kamala's favor though since Tasky can't copy her shapeshifting and stretching

>>93204018
but he's probably fought enough stretchos to know their faults

>>93204018
Actually she does not really stretch, afaIk.
She just has a body part grow larger.
The difference being she has bones to break.

>>93204181
i think you mean embiggen

>>93204367
Only a noble spirit can do that.

>>93199258
But Dark Beast was killed in Bendis' Uncanny X-men run

>>93204181
Then what do you call this where she's stretching her neck like Mr Fantastic?

>>93199152

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>>93204614
Kamala is a shapeshifter. She can give herself stretchy properties but most of the time she just makes herself bigger or smaller.

>>93199394
i still dont understand why deadpool is with hydra. Did they explain this yet? Is it money, for the lulz?

>>93204845
>"Captain America is always right"
That was actually his reasoning in the last Deadpool issue.
I don't know if he has reacted to Cap blowing up Vegas yet (and yes, I know that Cap didn't give the order).

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>>93204845
because cap is always good. Probably something similar to Punisher and his "not against you" moment with Cap.

>>93199028
Is Ms Marvel the new WOLVERINE? How many books is she in now?

>>93205039
2 technically because is solicited as absent from champions at the start of their SE tie ins. Plus the influx of new characters suggest her Nova and Scott will be replaced by the Patriot, riri, new falcon, and maybe that mexican girl introduced last week.

>>93199299
>Jodorowsky Dune

It's the little things

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>>93199183
Even though Kamala is normally seen as Ms. Muslim people forget Daisy Johnson converted to be fashionable/piss off daddy. In hindsight she's just a SHIELD Jihadi version of Kamala. Why does Kamala always attract/side with the worst of her kind, both Inhuman and Muslim?

>>93199028
Why is a journalist for the New York Times writing this comic?

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>>93199152
Rictor??

>>93204614
>Then what do you call this where she's stretching her neck like Mr Fantastic?
too many writers and not enough editors.
it was made clear very early on that Kamala is not Reed Richards but every single appearance outside of her own books turned her into Reed Richards.

and then Reed Richards stopped existing.
so now Ms. Marvel is Reed Richards.

>>93199829
Didn't Bendis kill Dark Beast? Bendis revealed it was Dark Beast who fucked with Cyclops, Emma, and Magneto's powers, and tried to incite a war between the X-Men and SHIELD.

>>93200195
Matthew Roseburg is not a writer. He works as a journalist for the New York Times.

I just googled him.

>>93205958
Kamala's earliest appearances had her being Reed, Ant-Man, and Mystique all in one.

>>93206005
Thats a different person anon
google Matthew Rosenberg comics

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>>93205958
>outside of her own books
but anon

>>93206005
You're right. if you type in Matthew Rosenberg you get the New York Times journalist.

You have to add "comic" to get this issue's writer.

Quake just gets whiter and whiter with every comic she appears in.

>>93206308
Wait, the foul mouthed trollop is Quake? Isn't she a Maria Hill minion?

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>>93206308
Yeah, I miss the dark skin quake from secret warriors.

>>93206391

She was at least tanned. Now she's whiter than whitebread

>>93199137
Lunella really is the smartest person in the marvel u

>>93207348
On the covers she is but in the comic she is like a half a shade darker than fury

>>93207454

Which is curious because on the show she's asian.

>>93199084
Really? You gotta emphasise mutants like you really wanna say an actual racial slur instead? You aren't even supposed to be anti-mutant in the first place and you're doing this while trying to get sanctuary from them? WTH Quake.

>>93204546
And that Dark Beast was trapped with no way out of a dimension where it was rendered impossible for any travel in/out of it.
Clearly Sinister started dumping him in cloning tanks for the explicit purpose of trolling.

>>93199152
I need more Kamala and Karnak hanging out

>>93199183
typical inhumans

>>93199084
And why exactly do you hate inhumans, Inferno? Is it because you murdered Alchemy when he was trying to stop the cloud? Is that why? You shot him from the sky, you piece of shit.

>>93199355
oh, wow, I see more interesting X-Men in this single panel than in all the current X teams

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>>93199100

>>93205977
he got better

>>93199167
Remember when you used a space battleship to protect a death cloud? Mutants remember. Fuck you, Inferno. Fuck you.

>>93199183
THIS IS WHY YOU"RE BEING GENOCIDED

>>93199039
>People in Jersey not celebrating the destruction of New York
Now that's the most bullshit thing from this event

>>93204845
He's a Cap fanboy.

>>93208770
Jersey and NY are just a couple of tsunderes.

>>93207563
Maybe she says it like that because Beast said "Hello, Inhumans."

>>93210159
Yeah but he just said it in a general way with no emphasis on the word while just being his polite old self unlike when she was speaking. I know that marvel editors just randomly make words bold but the subtext either went really wrong for them or they purposely are making quake kinda sound like Mystique and Sabertooth are her parents.

>>93199028
this is a legitimately great comic that /co/ will shit on because it has inhumans

>>93199332
>>93199355
Some writers really need to think about the tone they're giving to a book. You can't have a "serious" discussion about torture and then having the same woman acting silly.

You can have light moment in a heavy story but not like this.

>>93201514
>You have to read this as a comedy, not a drama.
A comedy about a torture and a kidnapped kid. I don't say it can't be done but...

>>93199028
bump

>>93199084
>Strong Guy is back
Yay!

>>93199100
In her defense, Boom Boom deserve it.

>>93199152
Why Rictor has a gaystache now?

>>93199183
Fuck you Quake, fuck you.

>>93199258
>Didn't we just crash this guy's plane?

>>93199258
Inferno deserved that burn.

>>93199394
You think the mutants are going to help them? I hope not.

>>93205206
So Champions will be more shitty now.

>>93208770
I was honestly thinking the same thing. Do any contemporary writers research?

>>93212034
Because he's... gay?

gay bump

>>93199258
Aren;'t Beast and Dark Beast quite literally the same person from a different reality?

>>93208770
Nah its an important distinction. Marvel's Jersey, for some reason or another, is immune to the rest of the Universe's tendency to be populated by complete fucknuts.

I contend that's the entire reason Hydra wants to take the place over.

>>93199183
I love the art on this page but damn them Inhumans are stupid.

>>93216066
Being right next to the Manhattan bubble might have something to do with it too.

>>93199530
Stay in Wakanda, Bruno.

>>93199299
Grandpapa Khan didn't raise no fucking snitch.

>>93199375
It's not "Boomer" any more?

>>93201514
They're the Dirty Dozen, for Superheroes?

>>93216278
It's been boom boom for a while

>>93204845
by the time he realized what as going on he was already on Cap's payroll and it was already too let to get Ellie out of Hydraland
in this week's issue he found Clint's resistance base and lied about it being empty so Hydra wouldn't just nuke it

>>93205613
Are you confusing Daisy with Monica Chang?

>>93199137
>strong guy restraining magik and boom boom
cute

>>93199100
Quake if you want help don't open with a flippant comment about gassing mutants. One of Multiple Mans closest friends is right there.

>>93203722
The cutest

>>93216476
I guess. People loved Maximus' menagerie of malignancy, so why not give a bunch of Inhumans the thing that made the worst villains sympathetic?
They are hilariously conflicted and quite frankly the antics so far have been very amusing.

>>93219869
The characters have been great the flashbacks have been good at setting up their character and motivation. But that actual plot and their interactions with people outside the team feels like filler.

>>93199183
What the fuck? The X-Men need to fucking kill the Inhumans.

>>93217098
Wasn't it Boom-boom at first, but she changed it when she got older because it sounded too childish?

>>93199273
>>93199284
Wow, between this and Secret Warriors #4, Marvel is doubling down on "teaching snotnosed young SJW heroes that torture is good".

>>93221328
And then she went back to Boom Boom

>>93221838
The only thing bad about torturing villains is the results may not reliable

>>93199100

You know what, Mutants? This is why nobody likes you. This is why people keep building Sentinels. You catty bitches.

>>93199183

>"DID YOU JUST KILL THE X-MEN?!"

this book is fucking gold.

>>93221838

...but the comic is clearly framing torture as bad? Did you hit your head, anon?

>>93202125

I would love a Ms. Marvel vs. Taskmaster fight, as they've both probably have an encyclopedic knowledge about heroes (Kamala from fangirling, Taskmaster from stealing their moves)

>>93199028

Thank you for storytiming, OP.

>>93199332
Looks like Karnak did all the torturing.

>>93204845
He has a daughter

>>93224243
>Oooh, some of those patented Rogers hooks! Evasive wobbeling!
>Heh, breaking out the cavalry now? Agent May would give full points on that combo. But let me make use of my 2nd amendment rights with these bear arms!

>>93224559
Well, he'd make a good torturer, what with being able to find the flaw in someone's spleen.

>>93199201
>>93199222
>Casually talking to terrorist as if they were family
Filthy mudslime

>>93225354
I support antiHydra terrorism

>>93225354

>Being a hydra sympathizer

I bet you root for Injustice Superman, too.