Jesus Christ this was dark

Did anyone ever update the "crying in Steven Universe" picture?

Just like OP's real father

why are you people so obsessed with proving that whatever cartoon you're watching is secretly the darkest show on tv

>>93198507
please tell me that faggot is dead!

>>93198507
A character simply dying doesn't make something dark. it all depends on HOW they're injured.
>>93198620
Brought back to life coloured pink with special powers, like Lion.

>>93198614
Some people seem to think that darkness = depth = objective quality.

>>93198507

For like three seconds.

>>93198507
The sudden tonal shift made it hard for me to take this scene seriously. It was rushed; there wasn't enough time to let the moment sink in.

>>93198507
I cri evertiem

>No visible source of light
Yep, it checks out. That is a dark scene.

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>>93198507
you're a faggot if you think it's anything significant

>>93198722
>Character dying violently
>Not significant

>>93198751
>VIOLENTLY

it was PG-13 at best

>>93198771
not even, it was off screen and vague. Hell if steven hadn't said anything we'd just think he was only seriously hurt

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>>93198751
>violently
if you're referring to the background/character artsyle clash, maybe

>>93198771
>PG-13

Characters have died more violently in Disney movies

>>93198718
underrated post

>>93198822
characters have died more violently in y7 shows

>>93198718

kek

>>93198751
He just fell nigga

>>93198507
ebin
I saw that thread too

>>93198507
No. No it was not. The Knd fountain of youth implications were dark. Justice League's Aquaman was dark. Even Teen Titan go's super powered Robin ending was dark. This was a pathetic attempt to manufacture "the feels"

>>93198786
This

>>93198814
>A maybe ten foot fall
>Barely a crack in the rock (if any)
>Enough to kill a man
The SU audience really are a bunch of fucking kids

>>93198979
He took an explosion point blank...and then he fell like, ten feet

>>93198507
I'm sure this is bait, but fuck it. This might have hit harder if he wasn't resurrected about a minute later. Adventure Time has often resurrected characters as well, but at least they let the viewers believe those characters were gone for good for a few episodes.

Jasper's corruption was darker, but I wouldn't even go so far as to say that scene was actually dark.

>>93198997
With no visible injuries other than that scar, even SpongeBob had more violent scenes

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>>93199009
You mean like this?

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>>93198507
I was caught by surprise but a human dying but the way it was framed wasn't that "dark."

I found this way darker because it's actually way more "permanent"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKQt2Dsy--Y

>>93199126
Those Dutchman episodes though...

>>93199188
This is the price for her bestiality

>>93199188
>I found this way darker because it's actually way more "permanent"
it also had way more buildup and she didn't have a crew of cheerleaders standing behind her as she corrupted like lars did.

also
>more darker

>>93199009
You can see that when he falls he hits his head on a rock.

>>93199003
The scene with Finn losing an arm trying to hold on to his father who was running away from him was dark as fuck, shame both arm an father got retconned

>>93199224
....the perfume department

>>93199300
>retconned
That's not how you use that word.

>>93198979
He hit his head on the rock at the end, dummy.

>>93199462
sorry, it disappeared without mention never to be aknowleged again in any kind of way
sorrynotsorry

>>93199535
His fake arm fell off again

>>93199535
>it disappeared without mention never to be aknowleged again in any kind of way
way to not watch the show.

>>93199557
he had like 8 fake arms fall off then one became the new arm wich was the same as the old arm and then he fucked a bee and became a clone
Point being it was a waste of time that not even the show wants to remember

>>93199601
>repeatedly return to the issue
>show doesn't want to remember it
???

>>93198507
I've seen more darker episodes in kirby RBAY

Pops dying in Regular Show was darker, even Rigby being in a coma for 11 minutes was darker. It depends on execution.

>>93199511
could barely tell that's what happened
10/10 art direction, '(n)on-model' Sugar

>>93199900
The first episode of Regular Show is darker.

>>93199535
that's not what happened at all you cunt

>>93199978
I've always wanted to date a girl named "The Power"

>>93198751
Temporary deaths aren't significant.
Fucking Pixar has darker and violent (fakeout) deaths.

>>93198814
He rolled in a weird way.

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>it's a "OMG THIS IS DARK FOR A KIDS SHOW" thread
>it's also a shitposters go haywire over the source material the OP used threax

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Did Steven pull a Golden Experience on Lars? Will he have the same fate as Bucciarati?

>>93198638
>Brought back to life coloured pink with special powers
You are memeing, right? Right?

>>93200367
MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMEMEMESMEMEMEMEMSMEMEMSMESMESMEVERYTHING IS A FUCKING MEME

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>>93200367
nah it's legit

>>93198507
It would have been dark if it wasn't a fucking law for children's cartoons to undo someone's death at least 5 seconds afterwards.
I still liked this moment but death doesn't really mean anything anymore.

>>93198614

They are confused and tormented creatures, anon.

>>93198507

It would have been dark if the episode had ended with Steven cradling Lars' dead body in his arms, crying.

The one time it was 100% appropriate for him to weep.

End it with the shot of a tear falling on Lars' cheek... go to black... if you want to be a sick asshole do the 'star pop' ending...

...and NEXT episode we do the glowing thing.


....No. Now that I think about it that is bad. The cliffhanger is enormous, the pay-off too easy. Hmmm. It's almost as if they have meetings about this sort of thing.

>>93198979

Lars is a boy, not a man. He's built like a twig. And what do you think kills people that are caught in explosions? He was likely dead before he hit the rock at all.

>>93199009

That is what bothers me. What gave him the scar?

>>93199188

And slower... and more hideous. Corruption is like Alzheimer, isn't it? You forget who you are. You lose your very identity - yourself. Horrible. Dante uses it as a torment in Hell.

>>93200781
>That is what bothers me. What gave him the scar?
shrapnel from the explosion.
it's to make lars look cool.

>>93200669

Didn't someone suggest Lars is gonna be taken ouf of the show altogether? And then say something like "I don't even want to talk about it"?

>>93198507
About as dark as a fucking Care Bears episode

>>93200410
I like this for the simple fact that we finally got an explanation for Lion, and in an elegant way that isn't just LION: THE ORIGIN: THE FOUR PART BULLSHIT SPECIAL where nothing of note happens except for Lion showing up in the last two minutes.

>>93198507
He took a weak explosion then fell about as dark as tripping on the playground

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>>93198507
Fuck off. Not even the darkest thing in the show.

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>>93200967
This is true.

>>93198586
why wasn't your post first

>>93200918
We already knew how lion came to be though.

>>93201034
When/how did we learn that? Did I miss something?

>>93201048
>When/how did we learn that?
we didn't.
Steven makes a point to say something like "oh lion" as he had just connected the dots to lions origins and realized that lion had died at one point.

>>93200967
that time steven spent in the gem room thinking he wasn't and then greg became all fucked up was pretty dark as well

>>93201099
god that episode is GOAT, everything with greg in that episode is so great

>>93201068
Yeah, but he could not connect the dots until after larz turned zombie pink.

Ergo, other anon was right. This was a better way to explain lions origin compared to some dumb flashback episode

>>93201126
>This was a better way to explain lions origin compared to some dumb flashback episode
yes, probably.

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>>93201099
>steven goes in room and wishes to have son and mom time.
>wants to take a picture with his phone to remember this always
>it's just him on the camera.
>the rest of the screen is black

>>93201159
this too
it's sad that that episode hit harder than lars' death

>>93200918
>i like eating shit because it's something instead of nothing

>>93198507
No it wasn't you pussy bitch.

>>93201048
Rose roamed with a pack of Lions it's pretty easy to connect the dots.

>>93198507
It wasn't dark at all, he came back to life in less than a fucking minute and then a joke was made.

>>93199003
The darkest SU has been was finding out that the gems had Lapis stuck in the mirror.

>>93200048
Yea because when it's SU it's especially worse because it comes off more juvenile and attention whoring

>>93201686

It wasn't shit. It just wasn't as 'dark and edgy' as you, for only God knows what reason, like your children's cartoons to be.

Steven Universe haters are more annoying than the fans

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>>93201905

>>93201796

...But they didn't. The Homeworld gems did, and technically speaking they were saving the life of what they assumed to be a rebel Crystal Gem.
Remember she was already cracked, and Homeworld does not have the means to heal a cracked gem.

It was kind of dark that Pearl stuck her in her own storage dimension and apparently never wondered whether it perhaps was a person (forgivable, though, since many gem devices also use non-sentient gems) so Lapis was stuck on her own for fifty centuries.

...THAT aspect was kind of dark. All things considered she is amazingly well-adjusted.

>>93201905
Pretending to hate it to stir up conversations about the show and take the attention off the fans and give it to the haters is a common tactic

>>93201796
Imagine being trapped for centuries on a foreign world, wanting nothing but to go home. Having someone finally free you from what would seem like eternal prison, only to be attacked by the supposed freedom fighters who've acted as your wardens for your torment. Finally escaping only to find that the home you've been dreaming has morphed radically, and later be taken prisoner again by the very arms you fled into. Being forced not only to return to the planet that is your hell but to assist in the attack of the one being that has showed you the slightest bit of compassion or kindness.

Too bad the writers aborted this entirely.

>>93199601
>gets robot arm promised since season 1
>gets complete closure on finns story arc with his dad and arm in the same in the same mini series
>disappeared without meantion never to be acknowleged
>doesn't want to remember it

Nigga what....

>>93202178
You can't have closure if the story never opened anon.

As in, the story never had any point or premise in the first place.

what I liked about this scene is that it emphasized how frail humans are. you can argue about how "dark" it was, but the fact that he fell a few feet and hit his head and bam, just like that, dead.

It did a good job of portraying just how fragile we all really are. and I think that's where the "darkness" comes from, not that it's twisted, or brutal. just the unexpected realism of a small accident killing your friend.

Then he got super powers and the moment was gone. back to the usual goofy gay bullshit.

>>93198814
Oh for fucks sakes that's a concussion at most. Unless he has an eggshell for a skull.

>>93202316
the scar and the fact that while dead we couldn't see one of his eyes makes it very clear that half his face was blown off

>>93202316
>gets blown back by explosion and slammed into stone wall
>then falls and head bashes against the wall again
>then faceplants on the ground

>>93202092

At least she got a healthy lesbian relationship out of it, amirite? HA! HA! HA!

>>93202244

True. Some amazing stories end for trivial reasons - hell, just a slip on a banana peel can be enough.

>>93202453
>half his face was blown off

(checks)

Oh damn, you're right.

>>93202316

Anon - he was sitting on top of a hovering robot when it exploded. He was dead before he hit the rock.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grenade#Concussion

>>93198507
Only if you're a fag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX9RshdObng

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Lars is a cute.

>>93198814
it feels like there should be something sticking out at the bottom of the pillar for him to hit his head on but the way the pillar is in the background makes it looks weird

>>93198979
A piece of metal got through his eye during the explosion.

>>93198507
the only thing that could be called even remotely dark in SU (even taking into account it's a children's cartoon) is that episode where Amethyst turns into Rose, simply for how fucked up that is given all the implications.

maybe, MAYBE something like Lapis being cracked and confined to a mirror for ages or the deal with bismuth could qualify but very minorly. Lars could have been if his "death" was better than "snapped his neck on a rock"-tier, lasted for more than 1 minute and he wasn't brought back pink and with powers. oh and if he wasn't a shit character.

If they kept Lars dead, maybe

Bringing him back makes this Pokemon the First Movie tier

>>93203882

Oh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqp0jlXkNQk

>>93200918
>we finally got an explanation for Lion, and in an elegant way that isn't just LION: THE ORIGIN: THE FOUR PART BULLSHIT SPECIAL where nothing of note happens except for Lion showing up in the last two minutes.
oh don't worry, we're probably still gonna get that.

>>93203926
It would've been fucking amazing-
The idea of actual consequences is MIND BOGGLING

But then we would've had to deal with three hours of fucking crying and whining. Still the whole plot of "Lars' parents hate Steven because he's DEAD" would've...would've been better than anything the writers would be willing to work with.

>>93201905
>>93201937
>using the term "haters"
What did you guys have for lunch at school today?

>>93202178
>7 seasons
>Total of four plot centric episodes to bring up and resolve everything about the main character
>Taco queen got more, like way more and entire season and a miniseries

>>93198948
>The Knd fountain of youth implications were dark
I don't remember that. What happened?

>>93202244
and yet people survive shit far worse than that. sure, you could theoretically die by falling from your own goddamn hight. just tripping could be lethal but offing someone like that hardly demonstrates "how fragile we are" in any meaningful or impactful way. it just feels stupid.and in this case it feels unsatisfying since he just gets resurected instantly.
it would have been much better if he got some sort of permanent injury (scar excluded) such as losing an arm, an eye or something like that.

this honestly just felt like a sorry attempt to generate hype/attention by "killing" a character and as a plot device to make Lars have some progression and not be completely useless.

>>93203936
i forgot that existed and indeed it fits as well. but that's about it.

I'm just waiting until he realizes he's immortal now and Sadie isn't

>>93204267
He can just kill her and have Steven rez her.
In fact, why not just kill every townie and have steven rez them. He can have an army of pink thralls.

>>93198507
it really isn't that dark

and if you think it is you're part of the problem, things like death and sex that people think are such mature topics are just a normal part of life and shouldn't be treated as something special

>>93204319
steven becomes gemaster and pink necromancer archmage, with a fluorite-style mega-fusion to serve as his steed and an army of immortal pink people and sentient plants. just wait until he learns how to control his thralls with his mind and live in the pocket dimension without needing to breathe.

>>93198751
He got better.

>>93198822
I've seen a more violent death in the horse show, even.

>>93198507
Every single damn conflict in Steven Universe is solved by either the supporting cast sacrificing themselves, Steven Crying and somehow convincing warmongering rocks, or the enemy being too stupid to live.

These rocks want to GENOCIDE his entire planet, but all he does is cry and watch as everyone else around him actually advance the plot. The ONLY thing special about Steven is his powers.

>>93204076
>as a plot device to make Lars have some progression and not be completely useless.

Is that really so wrong?
It added a lot of world building in terms of the nature of Steven/Rose's powers and gave Lars a lot of room to grow as a character. It also gave insight to Lion in terms of backstory.

The death accomplished a lot of things, much more than just having a character lose a limb or something that will ultimately be superficial.

>>93204785
We already knew Steven could heal people, logically speaking but would make sense resurrection fell into that realm.

>>93204785
>lose a limb or something that will ultimately be superficial.
in a cartoon where the status quo rarely changes for long, someone permanently losing a limb is pretty significant, on top of making the whole "these people are in danger because of me" aspect all that more vivid. not to mention Sadie's, Lars' and Lars' parents' reaction to it would have potentially been stronger, at least stronger than their reaction to "now he's pink and doesn't eat.

also, it didn't really give us much in terms of the nature of his powers, it just gave us insight on what lion is and how he came to be. as for Lars' development, it isn't a problem in and of itself but it felt rushed. in a couple of episodes he goes from an unlikeable angsty anoying pussy to a more assertive and confident guy who's willing to be left behind for Steven's sake. all because they had a chat, cried a bunch and he got res'd. this is the kind of progression you build over a whole arc sometimes a whole series, not 4 goddamn episodes.

appart from how it might have messed with their fusion Connie might have been a better candidate for this. hell she barely participates in any important fights despite the whole "learn to fight to protect steven and keep Rose's sword" thing and instead they use fucking Lars.

>>93198507
Dark is when your mother chooses immortality over raising her son. Dark is a father abandoning his son so he can end the world. Dark is being a six year old girl walking in on her insane mother hanging herself.

>>93204785
>>93205267
this is another problem with this whole thing. look at how many powers this fucker and his mom have. floating, giving life to vegetables and such, healing/healing gems (something even diamonds can't do apparently), resurecting people and having them connect to a pocket dimension, bubbles, and anything else i'm forgetting.

holy shit. either the whole Rose was actually a Diamond in disguise thing is real or they better have a very good explanation for RQ having all that when most gems only have 1 major ability.

>>93205400
thanks for reminding me how impressionable 12yos are terrible no matter the generation. also, shouldn't there be like 4 threads on /a/ for you to shitpost in right now?

>>93205464
Shitposting is all I do. Hahaha.

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>>93205400
Good thing SU try's to copy as much as it can from it :^)

>>93202316
Despite what most television, movies, comics, and so on would have you believe, the human body is actually incredibly fragile and very easily damaged by sudden-force impacts.

>>93204017

The problem is the issue of healing had already been introduced. Plus Lion. And they couldn't exactly have Steven heal him after several days. It had to be within the ''resuscitation limit" otherwise he really would have god-like powers.

>>93204032

What do you call people who literally go out their way to not enjoy something?

>>93204129

There were moments in 'Secret Club' and 'Mirror Gem' that got me worried. Garnet giving Steven a furious look was not funny.

>>93204607

HE'S A FUCKING KID.

>>93205921
>kid
You forget the faggot is like 16, he can also shift his form to suit his mental stability but forget that just cry like a bitch and hope the problem goes away.

>>93204053
>total of 4 plot centric episodes
>Taco Queen got more

Well thats blatantly not true, but ok. If ur just gonna be in denial of the facts that's on you not me or any other anon to free you of your delusions lol.

I dropped this show after the plot slowed to a stop a while ago. This show picking up with the plot again or this just a one time thing?

>>93202224
Never opened? Dawg etc does that even mean, we got plot, we stories centered around that plot, that plot is now over. The story of Finns dad and Arm were a literal open and shut case that literally begins and ends in the same collection of episodes. If you're too inept to understand that I'm what to even tell you man lol.

How do you watch shows while also blatantly ignoring context clues and foreshadowing narratives? I'd imagine its not a very enriching experience.

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>>93206023
>16
t. faggot who doesn't even watch the show

Steven is mentally and physically 8. So many retards here criticize him based on his age, when they don't even bother checking the facts.

>>93198614
I mostly see SU fags do this. they also make threads asking if any other shows have as deep lore. both of which are not exclusive to SU, but for some reason they're convinced it is.
>>93198639
also this. just because something aimed at a young demographic does something mature or dark doesn't make it inherently good or special. if anything that used to be the norm with cartoons.

>>93206023

He's just turned 14, he's mentally and physically 8 and only God knows how old he really is given that his mother was thousands of years old and still frequently behaved like a kid (I mean, it seems all the gems are emotionally immature, aren't they?); plus his dad was also a giant manchild.

It's nature conspiring against him.

>>93206203
>This show picking up with the plot again or this just a one time thing?

...I'm gonna say yes. He finally got to Homeworld.

>>93206258
Steven is chronologically 14 but stunted at 8 because he's a mutant and was raised coddled by psychotic alien women and a father too pussy to even live in the same house as him, so he ended up a colossal faggot unable to act his age.

>>93206335
wow, that only took like 50 filler and townie eps.

>>93198979
Any fall over three feet can be life-threatening, especially if you fall on your head, back, or buttocks.

>>93206335
interesting. Does it still air regularly or was it another bomb and hiatus for 6 months?

>>93206203
This is how the show works. The plot moves in sudden lurches then falls asleep again for another 20 episodes. Just gonna have to deal with it
>>93206335
>...I'm gonna say yes. He finally got to Homeworld.
And then left. Face it, nothing is going to happen for another half season
This is our fate. Our punishment.

>>93198507
No it's not, all of that could have been avoided if Steven wasn't such a passive bitch

>>93198507
What are you, six?

>>93198507
something something joke about lighting

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>>93198620
He's brought back to life and he only was brought and died to begin with so the writers had an easy way out of the story so they could go straight back to the status quo.
Can't wait for more townie episodes revolving around feelings with absolutely no magical flair as used to be part of the show, just talking and crying, no magic, no gems, no nothing.
Boy has the show lost all punch, it's such a boring mundane show now, you occasionally get a look at the diamonds but they always find a way to go back to everyday life and the status quo.

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>>93198586
tfw second post could have been fpbp

>>93198979
>>Barely a crack in the rock (if any)

humans are made of meat

humans are not harder than rocks

humans do not crack rocks when they die

>>93198507
>explosion covered up most of what we could see
>he just flops over
>doesn't even stay dead for 5 minutes
They couldn't have made it dark even if they tried.

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>>93206402
>Does it still air regularly or was it another bomb and hiatus for 6 months?

Bomb and hiatus. Woe is us.

>>93206460
>Face it, nothing is going to happen for another half season

I imagine Sadie and Lars' parents might have something to say. I mean, he's gonna look Lars up every other day or so, isn't he? Maybe not for food, but to get him clean clothes every now and then.

Oh, man. I want this so badly...

>>93209433
Nope, the reason why they wrote in he doesn't need to eat is so they don't have to keep needing to check in on him

>>93199188
This was a much better scene.
Jaspers voice actress is fantastic as well

>>93201927
Yes they do.

They have roses fountain.

>>93199188
>fails to reason with and has to impale an enemy having an mental breakdown while going through a body horror transformation
>starts rambling about building yoyos in the barn on the way back
the memebarn was a mistake

>>93205921
>HE'S A FUCKING KID.
So is Yugo from Wakfu and he got more shit done in one season than Steven ever did

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>>93210421
Yugo has has a literal princess to impress.
How can Connie even compare?

>>93207640
Human skulls are hard enough to crack rocks

That's it, I give in. I'm gonna watch this shit. What should I skip? Can I skip? First episodes are kinda boring.

>>93198507
No, it really wasn't. If you unironically thought Lars was going to die, I'm sorry, but you're not very bright.

>>93211854
The whole show. It's not worth it.

>>93198586
Underrated post

>>93198507
It was hamfisted but even then one of the most interesting points of the show.

>>93206392
t. Someone who never jumped off of a roof

>>93204072
Either an old lady grows old at an accelerated rate and dies around a bunch of kids OR said old lady sprays the kids with the fountain of youth into unbirth. They deus ex'd a way to avoid both, but in those minutes, shit got dark FAST.

>>93211854
Just man up and watch the boring ones anyways.

>>93199921
This. Was really poorly done.

>>93204032
I said "pretending to hate it" you fucking freak

>>93198507
Are you 12?
I've seen more messed up shit from Maya the Bee. You kids are fucking pathetic

>>93212334
No, not really. Storm in the Room was way better than this, and that episode was terrible.

>>93212934
I mean the general arc

>>93212965
Oh, well then. I suppose I agree. Just a shame the ending was so anticlimactic.

>>93213093
Steven Universe fucking sucks. I was happily surprised to see the arc working as well as it did.

>>93213093
>Just a shame the ending was so anticlimactic.

When was this ever not the case

>>93205550
I know, it's pathetic. Rebecca Sugar wants to be the western equivalent of Hideki Anno.

I'm a fan of Evangelion, but I admit there are some faults in its execution.

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>that sound of the full weight on his back smashing against the rock

METAL

>>93205550
why rebehack is such a weeb?

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>>93205464
He raises a point, there's nothing dark about Pikachu crying over Ash's, I mean Steven crying over Lars' body and resurrecting him.

But you can't do dark in kids shows because the mothers will scream and piss rage out of their baby-ruined twats that someone would inform their developmentally stunted twelve year old that people die.

>>93205414
They probably made Rose Quarts gems to powerful and then assumed they could control them.

When one went rogue, they made sure none of the others followed suit. After Rose shattered Pink D I guess they wanted to ensure that Rose Quarts gems couldn't do anymore harm despite it only being one and bubbled all the others.

Rose isn't a Diamond but has the influence of one and many more powers than the gems we've seen so far. (I don't know how she would deal with an Aquamarine stasising her though.)

>>93198507
the captain underpants movie was darker than this shit fuck off

>>93212785
>Maya the Bee
are you 12?

>>93214542
A baby show from the 90s is darker than your over rated tumblr show.
Stay mad

>>93214624
No no, I think OP is a fag and Steven Universe fans, especially the ones that do this, are fucking annoying, but you said you watched maya the bee and i was making a joke spinning what you said back at you

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>>93211854
Here is almost every episode of SU summed in one wojak edit.

Now go watch ok ko! let's be heroes.

>>93198614
Because in our eyes making a children's show dark justifies us manchildren watching it.

>>93198718
nice one, dad

>steven wanders into greg's garage
>finds lewds of rose
>develops mommy fetish
>faps to said lewds
>his mom literally has to watch all of it

So I've started marathoning Steven Universe at the request of a friend. I'm over half way through season 1, and I have to ask: why is Lars so hated? I mean, yeah, he's kind of a dick, especially compared to the rest of the cast, but he always receives comeuppance for his actions.

I find Onion to be worse. He steals Steven's Ranger Guy, uses the duplicator to straight-up attack the Crystal Gems, and then gets off scoot-free with a "You don't get to spend much time with your dad?" sob story.

>>93215100
nice waste of dubs
you'll hate lars after finishing half of season 3

Oh wow, steven cry AGAIN, so oscure.

You faggots think anything just about anything that isn't happy sunshine and smiles is "dark."

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>>93216054
Wow I did not crop that properly at ALL.

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>>93198507

As though there aren't plenty of cartoons and children's movies where people die. And die for real with no rez.

Why can't this fat fuck stop crying

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>>93198507
We had this thread already.

SU is small potatoes on the dark scale.

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>>93198822

>yfw the ending of The Incredibles where Syndrome gets sucked into his plane's jet engine and turned to pink mist

>>93202832
Now all he needs to make out with are with the diamonds...

>>93212462
Currently following these guides for S1
http://abload.de/img/suguides1aver.1.2f5k7s.png
http://abload.de/img/suguides1bver.2.0pkunz.png

I'll save boring episodes for when I crave more SU I guess

>>93216923
not everything is a competition