A Green Lantern ring malfunctions trying to find a new owner

Nothing because I literally can't do anything with it because the very premise of your thread is that literally everyone browsing /co/ has no amount of will power sufficient enough to attract a normally functioning ring.

I'd probably be better off with a Red Lantern Ring

I eat it.

>>93191541
>Wanting to become a mindless pawn
As much as I know that's exactly the kind of garbage ring we'd be getting, it's not cool to actually want one.

Give it back. These things have a return policy right?

>>93191526
There is always hope, anon.
I believe in you. Hell, I bet you could be bros with Guy. Wouldnt it be sweet? Kicking the ass of those space guys who worship evil's might and shit? I know you would grow some bonafide will in no time.


You just need to start somewhere, anon.

In brightest day, in blackest night,

No evil shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship evil's might

Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!

>>93191638
Shut up, saint walker

>>93191499
pop it up my bum

>>93191499
Probably do something with my life .and become a hero or something like Booster Gold.

Question could DC send me a cease and desist if I became a green lantern

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>>93191499
>Become newest GL from earth
>Want to get into big epic hero stuff and do the right thing
>Nothing happens because I live in a peaceful neighborhood in the middle of nowhere.
>Sleep through all the crisis crossovers because nobody called.


I guess I can make the most of it by flying wherever I want.

>>93191499
Try to live up to the expectations of the corps and maintain order in my sector while dealing with the restrictions on affecting the 'political processes and collective will' of a planet.

>>93191499
>Take a pic
>Post about it on /co/

>>93191499
Fight crime with a duel disk and use my monsters as constructs
also constantly dress in different outfits

>>93191526
It's possible to build willpower. It's like anything else.

Head off into Space and become a Meme Lord.

>>93191638
This guy has the right idea.

>>93191499
Use my ring to male light construct women to fuck. Go to space amd fuck about

>>93191526
His premise is that you're jessica.

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Ok if this is a malfunctioning ring i would play it as safe as possible

>Create perfect gym in my room
>Use the light constructs to get super fit
>Start using ring more until they detect the malfuntion and send me to their homeworld
>Once im there explain how i found the ring ad beg to be able to help there
>i know that just being able to see a bunch of different alien races helping each other would fill me with an inmense hope for the universe
>get blue ring
>maybe someday try to find a beetle and hack it and become a new blue beetle who also has the powers of a lantern
>protect the universe for the rest of mylife

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>Use all the physiological buffs
>Train how to use higher functions
>Make dupe rings to give to my boys
>go to raves

Since Dex-Starr can wear his ring on his tail, is it safe to say I can wear my ring on my dick? Because that's the first thing I'd do, I'd move it from my finger to my dick.

>>93192129
>male light construct women to fuck

So you'd go about cucking yourself the instant you got a ring?

>>93191499
>What do you do with it?

Housework.

>>93192362
>become a new blue beetle who also has the powers of a lantern
What would the super hero name be? The Blue-Ringed Beetle? Beetle Ring? Beetle of Hope? Hopeful Beetle?

>>93191499
Nothing. I don't have enough willpower to do anything but make it glow for about 10 seconds at a time.

Reminder that using the ring for personal gain is PROHIBITED by the guardians of the universe.

I suggest you read Emerald Twilight (GL no48-50)

>>93191526
Bullshit, I have willpower.
>>93191499
To answer your question OP, I'll probably use it to end the war in the middle east and, through selective salvation and disasters, artificially raise and lower the price of the stock market as I please.

I'm gonna be rich!

>>93191499
Murder and destruction. In needed proportion of course.

Make constructs of naked women

>>93191579
Oh yeah? Watch me.


DARKSEID IS!

>>93191765
They could. And you could also remove them from the face of the earth.

>>93191499
>malfunctions
Go fuck yourself.

>>93191526
We're on 4chan. That's proof we don't have willpower, let alone the sort of stand out will that makes you Lantern material.

>>93191499
I'd use my flight ability to cheat like a motherfucker and complete my current through hike. Also try to save people lost in the Sierras, I guess.
And at least once I'd blot out the sun over Washington D.C. with a construct of a gigantic, gaseous ass.

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>>93191499

Become a rapist.

>>93194656
I...
what?
....Why!?

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>>93194737

I dunno, why does anyone do anything.

Naked Superheroine constructs

with bigger tits

>>93191526
>Not having a child witth the woman you love
>Not raising the child to have tremendous will power
>Not giving then the ring when theu are ready
Even if you can never use the ring, the possibilities are endless

>>93194592
Its a hypothetical scenario. And it has happen.

>>93191499
think of all the waifus constructs i can make!!

>>93194838
This is why superpowers aren't real.

>>93191499
Notice really
I just keep it around, use it to good around, stupid shit
Why the hell would I want to fight crime? It's dangerous and you don't get rewarded, there is a reason why police hardly bothers at all

>>93191499
take some acid
find somewhere nice and quiet and amaze myself with shimmering light constructs
see what happens

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>>93191499
Nothing, because I'm the new Agent Orange.

>>93195399
came to post this
guess we have to fight for it now
>takes off shirt, sandals, and socks
lets go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwQ05S8EasA&ab_channel=AdultSwim

just kinda chill

>>93195449
>take of underware an oil my really hairy body
I'm ready when you are

>>93195496
>throws up a little, starting to regret this
Lets rock, paper, scissors?

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>>93195541
It's a little too late for this anon.

>>93191499
Make a tiny screwdriver.

>>93195641
Fine
>applies vaseline to lips and eyebrows
>charges you with head down, eyes closed, and arms back

>>93195698
*forgot to post
>Tennessee top hat fluttering in the wind

>>93195698
>flies away with the power of the orange lantern powerring.

>>93191499
Anatomically accurate waifu

>>93191499
I would create a girlfriend.

>>93191499
Find porn

>>93195723
welp, looks like he left the power battery and thousands of other orange rings
>Mine

>>93193955
Then why was Sinestro able to take over his home world?

I'm a photographer. I imagine the constructs could be used to make an impressive lens, the ring itself probably has a built in camera. I could save NASA a metric fuckton of money by running missions for them. And I could play paparazzi on the weekends, peek in on Taylor Swift during beach holidays using a telescope construct.

>>93191499
>A Green Lantern ring malfunctions trying to find a new owner and picks you as its wielder.
>What do you do with it?
I look at what I've written. Message too long. Realize by the end of it I'd become Dr Doom, or Cobra Commander, victorious. Baron Karza, even. I may even, in victory, be back-handed-compliment by the Guardians summoning me, and politely (with a brass band and ceremony) revoking my ring and issuing me a Orange ring or something. Their idea of a desk job. After all, the work is done, but I might still need to do some prop-up work from time to time.
Because the throne is mine...

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>>93191499
"Ring. Evaluate my current Willpower. Suggest an OA approved regimen of strengthening my Will compatible with my physiology and psychology."

I'm in for the long haul. It will take time, but my power and skills would improve. All along the way, I would emulate Beta Ray Bill and humbly do good. Where necessary, I would destroy evil.

I'd probably use it to make a car every morning so I wouldn't have to actually pay for gas. Prolly use it for housework too. Just a bunch of mundane shit.

I might stop a bank robbery or two maybe, who knows

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>>93191499
I dunno as much about the Lantern Corps lore, but I always wondered:
Can you wear a blue ring and a green ring at the same time?/Can you wear two rings simultaneously?
Something along the lines of pic related?

>>93191499
Pawn it

>>93191499
First thing I would do is to go to space, look at earth from the orbit, go to each planet of our solar system and then work as a super hero. On my days off prom super hero stuff I would travel around the world and explore space and find a way to achieve true immortality to enjoy my work forever.

>>93191545
This

>>93198248
Forgot to mention that I would also collect various useful items and as much knowledge as possible.

Instantly kill myself using light constructs.

>create the most horrifying human-sized construct I can think of and put in some random schmuck's house
>make the schmuck think he's being watched
>get rid of the construct every time he tries to invite someone or make a photo
>do that for weeks
>move on a next victim when I get tired.
No one is killed or raped, and I still get the chance to show that I'm a horrible excuse for a human being. Win/win for everyone.

>>93193955
I'd kill the guardians like Hal did

>>93191499
>A Green Lantern ring malfunctions
>picks you as its wielder
pick one anon

>>93191499
Do some ring shit.

>>93191526
If Jessica can be a GL any of us fucks can be one

>>93191499
Make a totally sick theme park with it and let everybody hang out at my giant green theme park and go on rides for free.

Either that or give it to this anon >>93191638

>>93193955
>Reminder that using the ring for personal gain is PROHIBITED by the guardians of the universe.
The obvious solution is to do stuff that benefit you but also benefits others more. Like you save a bunch of money that was robbed and give it back but you pocket some of it before doing so.

Fly. Space exploration!

>>93191499
find jess so I can cuddle her

>>93193992
>>93194887
Probably these.
I have some mighty willpower when it comes to wankin'

make a dildo and put it in my ass

>>93197841
>Can you wear two rings simultaneously?
Hal did it with green and blue (If you count the orange power battery as a ring, maybe three)
Guy did it with a red ring and a violet ring, later with both a red and green ring.
Kyle once wore 6 different rings and an orange lantern construct at once, but it was too much for him.
Krona wore all seven before being killed.
So yes, it's possible, but not necessarily easy.

So the consensus is split between "be an ass" and "get out there and do something good"?

make fun constructs and explore the universe

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>>93196348
Honestly this. If something like that would happen it would give my life direction and a cause to life and die for.

>>93191499
>Rape

>>93195880
He did it for their own good

>Go on a lantern hunt
>Get rings from every corp, with trouble
>Eventually wear them all
>Make grey lantern corps out of not giving enough of a fuck to fight whatever cosmic evil there is

>>93192057
>Fake and Gay

>>93194838
He raped a dude?

>>93202219
What makes it difficult to do so? Is there no way to wield two rings at the same time indefinitely? Do you need exceptional mastery of that ring's emotional element?

>>93191499
put it with the rest of my fan merch

>>93191499
Do I know the ring is malfuctioning?

Go to NASA

Help with space missions

>>93191499

>malfunctions

Bitch you don't know about my willpower.

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sell it on ebay

>>93191499
>make egregious traffic violations, whip out ring to turn the light green when people bitch at me for it

>create digital sentry constructs in TF2 to create instant GL spawncamp traps

>hold on to my change while I buy snacks at a vending machine

>store my textbooks' data in the ring, then ctrl+f what I'm looking for during exams

>start going to the gym during the day instead of night and secretly use the ring to help me lift more than everyone else there just to make them feel self-conscious

>get into anime conventions without paying
>create a construct [S T A N D] and make horrible Jojo references while in cosplay

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>>93193955
but if i find gratification by helping others am i not also using it for my own gain?

>>93192063
lol, good idea

which monster will be your waifu? blue eyes white dragon or dark magician girl?

>>93196348
good start.

Second, ring, scan my body for imperfections, such as skin cancer, etc.
Remove them.
Third, infuse my body with engineering to give superhuman speed, will, cognition, endurance.

Ring users need to turn their rings on themselves more..