JSA Storytime: X-Statix

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>>93189017
roll the dice for what?

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>>93189027
believe in me who...

>>93189017
Hello, Storyteller.

So after X-Statix is done, what's up next on the dockett?

>>93189027
Wong really suffers for his art.

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>>93189064
We have All-New Doop and then ????

I can't even remember.

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>>93189078
YESSSSS

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>>93189100
Reminder: send that letter, make that phone call, reach out.

>>93189078
Didn't you say you were going to run The Rise and Fall of Captain Atom once it completed its run?

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>>93189128
>>93189130
Since I got the last few issues and didn't read them, that'd work

>>93189130
I feel like somebody already did that on the board when it finished up.

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>>93189148
I like this Phantom Rider a lot more than Cain's retconfest, that's for sure.

>>93189128
The Phantom Rider in this is, as you say, very weird with the recent Mockingbird retcon. Maybe Bobbi has a real weakness for cowboys.

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>>93189171
I wish Ant-Man would come to my yard and take care of the hell ants we have here

Can't really stick around tonight so gonna read later. Hope you're all keeping well.

>>93189017
OP is a faggot

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>>93189211

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>>93189242
I think I was thinking about a critical "what the fuck happened" read of Milligan Stormwatch, but I'd have to go buy a handle of Pinnacle for that and I've been so good

I am here I am posting I made it! It has been a minute and I miss comic talk

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>>93189265
that right there is very high on my list of "awful ways to die"

>>93189271
HI ANON

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>>93189287
how are you owls?

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>>93189354

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>>93189061

I def feel like there was some c list Bronze Age stuff we discussed reading next

>>93189197

Just like Clint

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>>93189378
>>93189391
that's a good one

>>93189354
hungry and I feel like jelly

how are you OP?

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>>93189404
kind of good but also deeply gutted by life

my favorite old professor died yesterday

>>93189428
>my favorite old professor died yesterday
aw I'm sorry to hear that

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>>93189428

>>93189354
Fine, though I really miss Oracle.

You?

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Written by DAN JURGENS
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Lenticular cover by NICK BRADSHAW
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ACTION COMICS #988
Written by DAN JURGENS
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Lenticular cover by NICK BRADSHAW
Variant cover by MIKEL JANIN
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hmm

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>>93189490
mmmeh

>>93189518
Tynion and Jurgens writing some of the more important ongoings and developments IS pretty mmmeh

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>>93189518

>>93189078
What's the longest thing you would run? Milligan has Enigma and Skreemer as shorter things. Shade is good but long, though only the first two thirds are very, very good.

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>>93189539
Shade is I think too much of a commitment for my current state of being

>>93189428
F

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>>93189560
lol

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>>93189211
I love you, Scott

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>>93189580

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>>93189619

>>93189287
Someone ordered the Billy Butcher special.

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>>93189455
He was the best

Obituary is in the Chicago Tribune

>>93189354
Decently pleased with E3 based on the highlights video of a YouTuber my friend follows.

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>>93189671
>>93189704
needs less Skyrim more new game

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>>93189712

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>>93189734

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>>93189763
(It's a Reagan joke, for those of you who are too young)

>>93189712
ES:O is their new game. Jeff Gerstmann talked about Bethesda a little while ago and said that they see ES:O as the next Elder Scrolls, so expect more stuff for that (kind of like how SWTOR is KOTOR 3,4,5,6,7 according to Bioware)
Bethesda said yesterday that "they have at least two major titles they are working on before we’re going to get to Elder Scrolls 6"

>>93189712
I want a good dc and marvel game that isn't spider man and batman

>>93189712
Needs less videos and more game play

>>93189712
>>93189734
>My name's Moonbeam. What's so funny about that?
It implies that you have some hippie ass parents, that's what.

>>93189490
Is it time?

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>>93189790
dang it

I mean, it's not not fun, but it's not quite the game I want either. it's too dependent on other people although there's nothing quite as funny as a crowd of 20+ people curbstomping a dolmen.

>>93189354
I kinda sorta joined that superhero zine thing

>>93189823
Time for another disappointing Rebirth event/crossover?

Seems like it's getting there, anon.

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>>93189824

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>>93189847
NOW this looks like a Strange comic

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>>93189868

>>93189560
>Person with long, flowing, flat and wide streamer falls faster than one without
Hell physics suck

>>93189763
Edie, pls.

Goddamn, I missed her.

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>>93189800
DING DING DING

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>>93189910

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>>93189931

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>>93189959

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>>93189976

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>>93189999
who would have thought back then that Scott fucking Lang would star in a movie?

>>93190022
Not Bendis, that's for sure.

>>93189763
Edie p- >>93189907

Wow rude

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>>93190033
sales on that Defenders book will be interesting, since the wished-for "TV bump" seems imaginary

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>>93190073

>>93189868
>>93189824
>an ancient master of mysticism turns evil by crafting a spell to give hemorrhoids to people who piss him off
... Fuckin', comic books.

Okay, I'll play. What are the reagents required to craft an Inflict Hemorrhoids spell? What's the range on one of those? Is it a beam or a cone? What level do you need to be to cast it? What's the epic level variant, Greater Mass Hemorrhoids?

>>93190099
WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY SOME FUCKIN D&D NERD

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>>93190099
we would have such a fun tabletop group

>>93190099
>reagents
Strange and presumably the Ancient One get magic by appealing to one of the Vishanti.

>>93190073
Trailer for Black Panther alongside World of Wakanda being cancelled brings home Marvel's synergy problem.

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>>93190116

>>93189910
HA! Called it!

>>93190138
Your forgot the other Black Panther comic that got cancelled a week or two ago

>>93189790
TES is dead.

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>>93190140
>>93190138
GotG2 being out didn't sell any of its comics, did it?

>>93189712
I don't remember the ancient one being this pervy but I guess fucking your apprentice is some sorta sorcerer tradition.

I'm gonna go chug some bleach until that mental image goes away though.

>>93190163
Yeah but this is literally "Wow movie Wakanda looks really cool" within days of "Comics Wakanda is fukken dead"

>>93190172
nah they all sold horribly, didn't the last run of Star Lord go below 15k?

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>>93190172

>>93190140
Damn, the when the bugs came out I thought NOW was going to be Scott's time to shine.

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No Parker in front Weird.

>>93190217
nice of them to give Carol a Hal Jordan costume

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>>93190211
that sweater is amazing

>>93190217
Game looks fucking horrible.

>>93189931
No love for Piano Player.

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>>93190217
this lineup looks like poop desu

thanks for reading, owls. no storytime tomorrow, should be back with the ???? ALL-NEW DOOP on whatever day that is

>>93190229
Not good to be announced on the back of an amazing Tekken in competition with what looks like an amazing Dragonball fighting game.

>>93190284
My god, what Tekken are we up to by now?

I might have played too much TTT in college

>>93190262
NITE

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>>93190225

>>93190284
Yeah, but there's something about the trailer that I found really laughable, like it was done so amateurishly. Same with Fire Emblem Warriors.

>>93190294
7. It's fucking incredible, there's a "Press F" scene for throwing your baby off a cliff. I played Tag Tournament a lot in uh, Middle School?

>>93190381
Well, at least it's not "I threw the wrong baby in the fire"

>>93190207
>>93190172
I think they cancelled them all before the movie came out. Except for Rocket though, because that just started

>>93190354
The jokes were shit and the roster is MCU. Call me when you got COMICS Capcom. Fucking SPIDAHMAN out there putting Mr. Negative in a game.

>>93190413
>Heihachi then carries his unconscious son to a cliff edge and you’re literally prompted to press a button to “Throw Kazuya Off.” And that’s just the first five minutes.

holy shit this sounds amazing

>>93190354
>Fire Emblem Warriors
I want to be excited because I love FE and I'm down for some mindless button mashing every now and then, but from what I hear the most recent Omega Force games were bad by the standards of fans of those types of games. The Berserk and Dragon Quest ones.

>>93190217
>Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series!

>>93190140
Did they ever say who he was supposed to be?

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>>93189868
It's been too long since we got a proper weird Strange comic

>>93190262
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

A fucking hemorrhoids spell. Never getting over that.

>>93190492
I've seen a few cool pages from Sorcerer's Supreme, but have not read it myself.

>>93190482
No, that's the joke.

>>93190492
So in other words a strange comic?

Get Parker and del Mundo for it.

>>93190435
I remember them having that scene in, I think, four? Why is it getting rehashed for this one?

>>93190628
Apparently it's a semi-reboot ala MK?

http://www.avclub.com/article/tekken-7-stupid-hell-and-proud-it-256700

>>93190492
where's this candy colored lunacy from?

>>93190752
Spider-Man Fever by Brendan McCarthy

>>93189704
Superstar Saga remake is all I needed tbqh

>>93190654
I'd forgotten how incredibly furry Tekken is

>>93189078
As a future bureaucrat, this is funny.

>>93189403
When was the last time we saw Horny Strange?

>>93189211
Fucking six-inch high ant hills spring up overnight.

Texas ants are going to wipe out mankind, mark my words.

>>93189824
That and the fact that mods are kind of the best thing about the series. I like to play as dickass thieves and thievery is worthless in TES games without mods.

>>93189017
Well, looks like I missed storytime.

>>93190207
It's almost like a lot of new readers just want to read the main book and not a bunch of spin-offs.

>>93190482
>>93190217
What if, just what if the final character to be revealed is Freaking Doop?

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>>93191935
>MCU vs Capcom
>having any X-related characters

>>93190125
Now if Mysa Nal was doing it, on the other hand....

>>93191476
I miss my character in Oblivion who was capable of one-shotting almost anything from behind with dual-wielding daggers/crazy high Sneak

maybe I'll reinstall Oblivion

>>93189560
Dead Girl about to get that mystic D.

>>93191273
Bow to your future.

>>93189734
Why is she so perfect?

>>93189456
Tike is pretty moe. I think it's the eyes

>>93190217
>synergy roster
>shitty mass effect gamora

>>93190099
Cause Disease (2e) or Contagion (3.PF), with mechanical effects based on Hemorrhoids.
Not sure if 4e has an equivalent spell.

>>93190138
>World of Wakanda being cancelled
Already faggot. Lrn2solicits.

>>93198716
We're 5e now baby.