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Spiderman would be creepy as fuck if he didn't talk all the time

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But since he does, let's post spider-quips.
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>>93188050
>that time spidey goes on a one spider wrecking crew and beats the shit out of every villain he finds
>no quips
>no speaking
>snatching people out of nowhere
>glaring at them while sticking to the wall
>tearing an entire dock in half to bring down a warehouse
>breaking shocker's wrist and straight up blasting sandman to bits
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>ywn see a Spider-Man/x-23 relationship in your lifetime

life is suffering
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>>93188124
what time?
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>>93188631
Gauntlet, Doc Ock puts a contract out to steal Harry Osborn's Monster baby, Spidey thinks it died, goes apeshit.
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>>93188146
Black Cat is best girl
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>>93191691
WAS

now she is a bitch
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>>93191739
You know just thinking about the way Spiderman crawls out of a dark space like that would be pretty creepy to see
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>>93188124
>that time Spidey scared the crap out of a bunch of criminals because he wasn't making jokes, insulting them, or otherwise talking at all
>it turned out he had just lost his voice
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>>93188090
I want this next to
"You expect better from me. Not a lot of people do."
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>>93194104
And now all I can think of is that 'Marvel/DC Crossover thread where someone has Spider-Man in Gotham.

>Spider-Man initially creeps out the Gotham criminals because he keeps talking and making jokes.

>Eventually they get used to it and just find him annoying.

>Then Joker crosses the line, and he shows all of them why they should be utterly terrified of Spider-Man.
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>>93189979
What other costume?
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>>93192190
OMD was a mistake
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>>93188050
>Spiderman would be creepy as fuck if he didn't talk all the time

Didn't they make him a comedian and give him all those one-liners precisely because they realized this?
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>>93189979
>implying wolverine is in any position to throw stones in that glass house of a costume
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>>93194567
Kraven's Last Hunt?
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>>93188050
What about against this asshole?
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>>93194058
What was the context of this? If Stark doesn't know Parker is the Spider, why is he associating with him at all?
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>>93194994
not even close

if you ahvent read kravens last hunt you should do it right now
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>>93194460
Slott was a mistake.
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>>93188146
Should've followed her and banged her brains out.
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>>93195928
Peter used to work for Stark. Stark used to know all about Spider-Man, but he forgot. Then, he wiped his brain of everything that happened before (and, I think, including) Civil War, so he asks Peter for help.
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>>93196071
He's already done that mutiple times. Though their current relationship has cratered so hard and will stay like that with slott at the helm.
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>>93196218
You can never fuck someone too many times.
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>>93196271
Tell that to slott.
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>>93196284
I meant literally but yeah, Slott has fucked Spidey and Cat's character far too many times.
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>>93188124
>that time kingpin figured out his secret identity
>from prison he puts a hit out on aunt may
>she gets shot
>spider-man beats the fuck out of the shooter
>and then breaks into the prison
>takes off his mask
>and beats the everloving shit out of kingpin in front of the other prisoners
>and then promises that if aunt may dies, and she most likely will
>he'll come back and kill him

I fucking love scary angry Spider-Man.
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>>93196415
He didn't really figure out Spidey's identity
It was Peter himself that revealed it to everyone during Civil War
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I don't even think this is a quip but hey fuck it
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>>93194322
the black one probably
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>>93196415
>then he sells his marriage to the devil
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>>93196673
It's the opposite of loss.
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>>93188146
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