Uh-Oh, mediocre start for Pixar this year

Cars 2 was actually rotten so apparently critics like this one more. I don't think the usual Pixar bias works in this franchise's favor since it is so transparently a toy commercial.

>>93178502
>cash grab movie which only exist to sell toys is crap
Who'da thunk

>>93178502
These movies are entirely made to pay the bills and everyone knows it. Nobody gives a fuck about the score.

They don't care, it'll still sell toys.

>>93178502

This shit is for kids who are like 5 years old. It doesn't matter if it sucks, kids are too young to know any better

I really liked the first Cars movie

>>93178522
No, they're made to please John Lasseter's anthropomorphic car fetish.

>>93178502
I don't count the cars films on Pixar and Disney's usual level of animated quality. It's obvious they exist to see toys and Pixar has a lower standard for them. Despite that I quite enjoyed the first two, so I might end up seeing this one.

>>93178551
This. Lassetter hasn't directed a good movie since ever.

Reminder that Owen Wilson is actually suicidal and these movies are the only bit of work he's gotten in a while

>>93178513
But there is a movie about toys and it's actually really good

>>93178513
But Lego movies are good.

>>93178502
Cars 3 story literally looks like discount version of the first one. Also Cars 2 was utter trash.

>>93178759
They're a result of the toys themselves, and not vice versa.

>>93178739
I hope he does a third Shanghai movie with Jackie Chan before he hangs himself.

>>93178739
He just wants to hang out with Picasso in Paris.

>>93178987
>third
There was a second one?

>>93178723
>What are the first two Toy Story movies?

>>93179003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a26E5JR4M4A

>>93178502
Wasn't the plot of old school methods vs new school tech basically the plot of Rocky 4?
And also Planes? Or am I thinking of that old plane cartoon short.

>>93179686
The idea that Drago was a contender because of new training techniques was propaganda in-movie. He was hitting the steroids hard and then denied doing it.

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>giving shit about pixar post 2010

>>93180576
>He didn't see Inside Out

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>>93180691

"feel, feel dammit!" the movie.

i forgot it the moment i left the cinema.

>>93178502
No one likes Cars

Cars is literally the go to movie when talking about bad Pixar films

>>93180691
>Inside Out

boring

>>93180748

i dont even remember Bug's Life, how was that one?

>>93179824
Ironically Stallone was juicing during filming while Dolph was clean as a whistle

>>93178502
>a Cars movie wasn't very good
Shocking, I know.

>>93178502
>we've gotten Cars 1, 2 and 3 before getting a fucking sequel to The Incredibles.

Fuck.My.Life.

>>93180814
Not good, but also did not get nearly as popular as Cars became.

>>93178794
It looks like the first movie all over again with Lightning having to learn to deal with a coach that has their way of doing things and that clashing with his way of doing things. I bet it'll end the same too with him losing the big race by doing something heroic in the eyes of everyone because the title and contracts aren't that important to life.

>>93180940
quality takes time

>>93180992
i read the junior novelization.
he realizes he cant win anymore, and chooses cruz ramirez as his succesor, because she ws so good in the simulation room, then they race together

seriously, it's shit.

>>93179686
That was Planes 2 . Look, I have nephews, sometimes I have to sit through this shit

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>>93181034
>>93180940

oh, you naive souls.

>>93180716
>>93180691
Xanax, the movie.
Learn to control your emotions.

>>93181036
At least the lesson of retirement is novel.

People have to acknowledge at some point that their time has come to pass & instead of trying to keep pace with the newest best its better if you become a mentor to the next generation. That's how you leave a legacy.

I've seen screenshots & people have pointed out the relationship between Lightning & Cruz is to mirror Hudson & Lightning. That's a really cool idea to allow yourself to become a role model.

>>93178502
pixar basically makes these shitty movies so they can fund projects that do not take 15 people and 6 months to make

for real if anyone over the age of 10 watches this shit they really do have autism or extrem metal health issues

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>>93181410

nah, they make these movies because disney tells them to.

>>93180576
>>93180716
>>93180758
>>93181300
Pixarager is here to make us aware of how much he doesn't like a cartoon movie for kids

>>93178502
>>93178513
>>93180576
>>93180716
>>93180758
>>93180912
>>93180940
>>93181182
>>93181300
>$0.50 Boss Baby dollars has been deposited into your account - DreamWorks

>>93178502
Don't worry it's still going to make a billion


Plus there's only 19 reviews it'll go up

>>93182779

you know dreamworks is gone as well?
love or hate that company but it made some pearls.

>>93178502
first
>rotten tomatoes
2nd, it'll still sell well.