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>Spider Man can't punch anyone And into the trash it goes.

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>Spider Man can't punch anyone

And into the trash it goes.
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>>93166382
Good thing it's a kids movie for kids. Your presence won't be missed in the sold out theatres
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He didn't punch anyone in "Civil War" and nobody complained.
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>>93166410
Nobody wants to see a kiddy Spider Man movie.

Not even kids. This is going to bomb.
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>>93166382
>>93166410
>>93166419
>>93166442
Dudes, he punch people in the very first teaser we saw of the movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_iXxxFb0w4
I don't know where you are getting your "info", but stop getting your news from clickbait.

The "no punch" rule only existed in the 90's cartoon and even then that rule was broken.
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>>93166462
I think you need to watch that clip again.
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>>93166442
t. Edgelord
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>>93166529
I guess I was edgy for liking the Raimi trilogy.
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Not punching people means they're forced to find more creative and interesting ways for him to deal with bad guys. This is a non-issue.
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>>93166501
I watched it. He punch someone in he chin right at 0:09. Please learn to use your eyes.
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>>93166636
Are you blind?
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>>93166636
That was the butt of the other goon's rifle.
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>>93166636
retard
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Man, imagine if they applied this rule to Iron Fist.
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>>93166675
>>93166682
>>93166696
And then at 10, he use the punch of an other goon to punch an other one.

That's still a punch.
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>>93166740
I like your denial, friend.
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>>93166740
That's not a punch you stupid shill.
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>>93166442
>This is going to bomb.
Tracking for the highest grossing movie of the summer anon.

You know what kids don't care about? Whether he punches someone or just webs them up. In fact most people would rather see the latter.
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>>93166675
>They aren't actually punching each other!

It is a movie. Of course it's a fake punch. Spiderman, the character, is still punching someone in that scene.
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>>93166764
>>93166795
>goon receive punch in the face
>THAT'S NOT A PUNCH.
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>>93166895
Also if Spiderman ever full on punched a normal dude it would rip his head off.
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>>93166382
Homecoming is shit, and no-punching is just the tip of the iceberg. Fucking delusional people deserve the disappointment they're going to get.
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>>93166904
He threw the one guy into the other, he didn't use the one guy's arm to punch the other.

USE. YOUR. EYES.
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>>93166895
How fucking stupid are you?
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>>93166922
So would Iron Man and it didn't stop him from punching anyone. Fuck outta here.
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>>93166726

>Superhero has to awkwardly leg wrestle each villain they meet until they submit
>Final bad guy is someone into ultimate surrender and gets off on it.
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>>93166946
That's what I was asking you.
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>>93166382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGN9fZvQhc

This didn't have any punches either and I don't see you bitching about it.

Neither did ASM 1 and 2 but that's not the reason they're shit anyways.
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Can someone explain to me why the fuck they didn't just adapt Spider-Man Blue? Fuck Bendis and his shitty Highschool shenanigans meme.
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>>93166382
Source for this? Because that's really retarded
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>>93167170
>touching the Gwen subject
>again
>after the ASM2 trainwreck
>before at least a 10 year lapse, minimum
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>>93167292
>I didn't read Spider-Man Blue and I don't know what it's about, but I'm just going to assume it's about Gwen dying and not about Peter flashing back to remember his college experiences.

Fuck, if anything there's more of a focus on Peter's relationship with Harry in it.
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This guy NEVER EVER threw a single punch in 5 fucking seasons of 11-14 episodes each, and nobody said shit
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>>93167358
But he did in the Scorpion episode.
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>>93167322
Fuck you. I did read it.
Gwen is a focal point for Blue's story to develop and it actually carries the narrative with constant references. All of Pete's memories in that story are there because of Gwen's ties to them
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>>93166922
He punches people all the time in the comics. Look up World of Cardboard speech.
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>>93167358
>>93167163
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>>93167358
The show sucked. Spectacular is the patrician show.
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>37 posts
>17 posters

Wew the shill is working overtime.
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>>93167253
It's an addendum to the 90s cartoon where it was true.
It's just a rumor as far as live action is concerned but it's one that meme posters have latched on to.

Spider-Man punching people was always retarded to me. There's nothing exciting about seeing a grown man play punch an infant, and that's essentially what he's doing when he's fighting normal people.
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>>93167442
For all we know, I could be You replying to yourself to extend the circlejerk
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>>93167386
Bullshit you did. He brings up the incident because it's the reason he's having the flashbacks. Spider-Man Blue is a call back story that shows his relationships with all his friends, Flash and Peter becoming friends, his relationship with Harry and Harry's father, him falling in love with MJ, and yes, him touching on Gwen's death.

It's the perfect plot for a reboot because if you do this story you don't have to tread the old grounds, like origin of Green Goblin or any of the shit that happened in the other movies. Blue sets up the fact that Peter's been around for a while, gained a rogues gallery, and went through all the shit we've seen in the other movies off screen. And it makes perfect sense with ASM2 having happened, because we get to see the mourning that they skipped over in the movie.
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>>93167468
>Spider-Man punching people was always retarded to me
Dude, then how do you want him to fight? Shoot webs out his all day?
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>>93167468
>Spider-Man punching people was always retarded to me
So how he suppose to beat villains? Just spray goop on them?
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>>93167468
>There's nothing exciting about seeing a grown man play punch an infant, and that's essentially what he's doing when he's fighting normal people.

So you dont read any capeshit comics then?
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>>93167468
Go fuck yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfSz0bQzZuM
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>>93166410
>a kids movie for kids
As opposed to a kids movie for dogs?
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>>93166561

And they say the Disney brainwashing isn't real. Holy fuck.
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>>93167512
>>93167536
Yeah?
If you make a character wholly obsessed with not killing then you have to make me believe he's not killing. It's not Dragon Ball Z, he can't hide his powerlevel, he walks around all day with the strength to punch through concrete and I'm supposed to forget that when he's fighting gooks?

>So you dont read any capeshit comics then?
Plenty, I'm usually not reading for fights though. Story and world building are priority when it comes to capes.
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>>93167703
>It's not Dragon Ball Z, he can't hide his powerlevel, he walks around all day with the strength to punch through concrete and I'm supposed to forget that when he's fighting gooks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQabrSpKcJw

You stupid casual fuck.
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>>93167703
I bet you think Venom blasts are fun. Do you forget that some of his villains are superhuman?
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>>93167614
So cool, it's Spider-Man fighting a genetically enhanced super soldier in a combat armor suit. What does this have to do with what I said, retard?
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>>93167163
SPIDER BLOOD

SPIDER BLOOD

RADIOACTIVE SPIDER BLOOD
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>>93167703
I doubt you actually read capeshit because they do that all the fucking time
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>>93167755
>I bet you think Venom blasts are fun.
They're not, especially when they shortchange suspense against actual villains. Wouldn't mind it for garbage clear though, for all my afore-mentioned reasons.
>Do you forget that some of his villains are superhuman?
Nope.
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>>93167703
>The shill doesn't even understand the topic he's shilling for
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>>93167768
>Spider-Man punching people was always retarded to me

I'm convinced you're retarded.
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>>93166382
it's like spiderman mostly shoots webs and kicks people while swinging or something
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Yikes, I'll give it a miss
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>>93167984
It's like you've never read a comic or something.
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Good lord you comic book nerds are pathetic. There's no way any sane person would have even noticed if creative web-swinging teenager never went bare-knuckle brawler in his goofy action film. Hell, I can't tell you whether or not Wade ever punch anyone in Deadpool or if he just used his swords and guns. But here you are making a religious objection to it.
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>>93167835
Why can't spidey punch his super strong villains?
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>>93167792
I'm fairly sure I don't have that problem reading Daredevil or Hawkeye, and you seem to be under the impression that I lack suspension of disbelief because I have the nerve to challenge one facet.

Also I'm not autistic, Spider-Man punching people doesn't trigger me as much as the faggots in this thread chimping out that over the notion that he doesn't.

Spiderfags are honestly full spergs. Something about that character turns his fans into playground children.
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>>93168077
>defending pointless censorship
There's no reason to get rid of punching if he's still gonna hit niggas in the face with shit
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>>93166382
>Spidey can't punch anyone
Still?

Damn, son. When is the president going to pardon him and lift the moratorium on Spider punches?
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>>93168077
>The shill is getting angry

Tell your masters nobody wants to see their bastardized version of Spider Man
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>>93167984
Anons, hold my beer.
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>>93167679
as opposed to a kids movie for adults trying to recapture their youth they squandered away not going outside and making friends, falling in love, and starting a family.
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>>93168320
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>>93166942
>He threw the one guy into the other
No. He punched the guy with an other guy punch.? It's 100% certain.

He took his arm, directed his fist and punch the other guy with it. use your eyes.
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>people getting mad about spider-man not punching people but still can't spell his name right
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>>93167163
People did and still do bitch about it though.

It's fucking stupid, no matter how good you are at mental gymnastics.
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>>93168376
Use yours, before they collide the guy being thrown moves his fist out of the way.
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>>93168384
Only three posts spelled Spider-Man "Spiderman" and those posts are supporting the no punching rule.
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>>93168428
Is it even a rule? IIRC the original quote was just that he has no actual martial training so he doesn't really throw punches.
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>>93166410
You realize shitty restrictions like that are what fucked with the 90s cartoon, right?

What kid goes to see an action movie of their favorite hero, and he doesn't get to beat up the bad guy? Nobody, which is why they always have to get around that stupid restriction.
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>>93168446
>he has no actual martial training so he doesn't really throw punches.
Then he would rely punches even more since he doesn't know how to fight.
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>>93168106
You have no point. Just about every single hero with super powers holds back when fighting someone weaker. Getting annoyed when Spider-man does it is stupid as fuck

>>93168446
>IIRC the original quote was just that he has no actual martial training so he doesn't really throw punches.
The fuck kind of rule is that? You don't need to take a class to throw a punch. And Spider-man was untrained for years until he learned that spider-fu shit when he lost his spider sense
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>>93167292
Idiot suits think this way, idiot suits also caused that shit heap, they also caused the spiderman 3 shitheap. All you need are passionate people with a decent budget and a good story, with heaping helping of respect for the source material.

What you don't need is a ten year waiting period to fuck audiences like you did the last time.
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>>93167984
And only because I really like badass Spidey moments, I'm posting another.
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>>93167163
>punching is bad
>kicking is good
????
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>>93168542
I wasn't really saying that they shouldn't, but rather, that they won't.
Suits gotta suit.
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>>93168617
not muh spiderman!
My spiderman wouldn't PUNCH people, he'd just rip their face off with the mark of Kaine!
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>>93168527
It's not even a rule though? Just that he'd be hopping around more than... you know, hitting people.
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>>93168634
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>>93166382
is it at least tied to the fact he is still young and thus not fully in control of his abilities?

because if it is that could at least be tolerable, whereas with an adult or at least older peter it would be pretty inexcusable since at that point he should have plenty of control to not rip someone's head off with a punch.
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>>93168619
Fair enough, I just get used to be seriously thinking that that's a valid reason to not try it.
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This is now a badass Spider-Man thread.
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>>93168574
Prudish potato logic man.
You can't win.
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>>93168632
; ^ )
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>>93168527
>Just about every single hero with super powers holds back when fighting someone weaker
Not universally an issue, as I proved with Daredevil but sure even then it's not an issue with reading Thor.

What's holding back when you can crush skulls with your index finger and thumb?

Why is holding back for someone with super human agility and a precognitive sixth sense that warns you about attacks before they happen throwing play punches?
The burglary scene from the trailers is perfect in that regard. He shouldn't expend any amount of effort over that for fodder.

If he's fighting Rhino or Scorpion? Sure, punch the shit out of them. Don't be punching some fat jewelry thief then have him get up for more. It's not becoming.
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>>93168662
whats this guy's deal how this end?
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>>93168701
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>>93167394
Ain't that superman bit?
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>>93168707
you just said yourself, there's no point to hitting them hard, he already moves fast enough where he can pull his punches.

Not every hero can do that, but Spiderman can. If he couldn't he'd just crush his wife's organs out of her mouth when he hugged her.
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>>93166895
it's time to stop posting.
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>>93168710
His names Digger, he's a zombie from the 1950s who was brought back to life due to radiation.
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>>93166382
To be fair he'd probably turn them into salsa
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>>93168772
It'd go good with the goblin guac he made earlier.
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>>93168489
>What kid goes to see an action movie of their favorite hero, and he doesn't get to beat up the bad guy

you must be super retarded to think you need to punch someone in order to defeat them.
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>>93166382
I actually like the idea as long as it leads to more creative web usage.
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>>93168912
https://youtu.be/uPksO5ZLvtI?t=1386

"You have 576 web-shooting combinations"
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>>93168741
It applies to all superheros with super strength.
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>>93166462
>>93166636
shill can't speak english
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>>93169115
and they're all the same
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>spider man
>spiderman
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>>93168298
>it's a "normie tries to shame the anti-social on 4chan" episode
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>>93166410
>Sony movie
>sold out
>in this decade
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>>93168412
Denial bites hard.
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>>93167468
>It's just a rumor as far as live action is concerned but it's one that meme posters have latched on to.
but they've litterally said exactly that??

>http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/spider-man-homecoming-tom-holland-doesnt-punch-anyone-945609
>And every decision we make on set is based off, 'How would a kid react in this situation?' so every fight scene we have is designed in a way that's almost child-friendly, so he never actually punches anyone. It's all done kind of by accident. I think the biggest difference is his youth and innocence."
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>>93167752
whew, based supes
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>>93168342
>>93168320
>>93168299
>>93168274
>>93168256
>>93168236
>>93168212
never realized I kind of like Peter with some facial hair
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>>93166636
Even movies for kids confuse you. You seem like a /tv/ material.
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>>93168723
>>93168701
WHEW
still some of my favorite pages of Spider-Man of all time, let alone the post-JMS era
based Peter.
Still disappointed we haven't gotten to see Angry Pete in a movie
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>>93172306
>Thinking normies don't consider this a marvel/disney movie
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>>93172636
Excuse fucking you?
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>>93167163
>This didn't have any punches either and I don't see you bitching about it.

Lol it gets brought up in essentially every discussion about the show
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>>93172754
nah, thats not the same
i'm talking about
>destroy the pier while everyone is on it
>post gwen death Peter VS norman
>break shockers arm and prepare to electrocute him
>pull your face off
that angry peter
Tobey didn't really do it for me, but i could be being picky.
besides, Tobey didn't really wisecrack at all.
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>>93173086
How about the angry Peter who deliberately tries to murder you (and kinda succeeds)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9QXxMywy7s
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>>93166675
We're you born stupid or dropped on your head as a child?
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>>93173475
I completely forgot about SM3, i dont think i've watched it even once since i saw it in cinemas
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>>93173475
these SFX haven't aged well at all, wow
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>>93166740
No it isn't. That's PHYSICS. The SECOND law of motion states as long as something is moving with no force to stop it, it's gonna keep going.
That's like saying, in a comedy, when a character jumps off a building and lands on another, that's like saying THAS A PANCH!
Get out. Shill. And even if it is a punch the thread is about SPIDER-MAN'S lack of punching.
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>>93166561
I hope they at least reference Peter making the magnetic inverter and not have some sort of magnetic disruptor built into the Spider suit be the reason why Peter takes Vulture down.

Like imagine he earns the suit back and takes down the Vulture with Stark tech.
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>>93173086
We've only ever seen mopey Peter haven't we? Even after Gwen's death in TASM 2 we didn't see him go ham on Kid Goblin... And now that the mouse owns him (despite Sony desperatly saying they have a piece too) that's all we'll ever see.
How dissappointing... Here's to hoping Venom exceeds Disney's SpiderKid.
T. Dcu ck.
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>>93168750
>Spider-Man
>wife

ouch. being a Spiderfag, especially a Peterfag, is constant nonstop suffering. I pray every day for relief.
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>>93168771
He's like 7 different people stitched into one.
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>>93167358

Oh?
Do you know who did throw punches in his cartoon?
Batman.

And do you know who's show was better between the two of them?
Batman.
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>>93166382
NEVER FORGET https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfSz0bQzZuM
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Why are you guys focusing on this? As long as the story is good it shouldn't matter?
OP's like those casuals that think just because Wolverine cut people it made the movie a million times better. This just shows that the only people watching these movies are dumb 80's action movie fùckers
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>>93166675

if he doesn't punch people but he still smacks them cross the head with blunt metal objects,what exactly is the problem?
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I don't get it why there are some people here who will defend every stupid dumbshit crap Marvel does.
Are they being paid?
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>>93166382
I feel like I've seen this thread before...
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>>93172517
Lucky that the city was completely deserted!
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>>93174699
It's not nearly as bad as people say.
They all jerk around the silly emo-Peter dance montage like we were supposed to take it seriously, and extrapolate their aversion to the rest of the film, which while not perfect, is far from terrible.
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What the fuck are you guys even talking about
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>>93177952
That Spider-Man never punches, ever.
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But can he shoot a gun if the enemy becomes just too hard to take down with web-slinging or (Gerald forbid) punches?
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>>93177996
This is pretty bullshit given Spider-Man's in the MCU, not a spinoff whose audience is specifically for children. This coming from the same studio who said that physical bullying doesn't exist anymore.
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>>93178003
>tfw no R-rated Noirverse
I doubt even Netflix can do this justice.
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>>93174525
So that's a yes. You are blind.
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>>93176519
Except the movie where Wolverine did cut people was the only good Wolverine movie.

>>93177630
He doesn't punch people.
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>>93178021
And it's still the best Spider-Man book since the Stern run
>that was decades ago ;_;

>>93178014
But anon, physical bullying doesn't exist anymore!
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>>93178014
MCU is targeted at children. It's why it's not as edgy as the DCEU and has far less flops
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>>93176519
>the only people watching these movies are dumb 80's action movie fùckers
Then they should make the movie for them, not for peaceniks.
>fùckers
Parlez vous francais?
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>>93178082
>MCU is targeted at children
So that's why Disney is hiring underage shills...
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>>93178092
No need to be upset Dceus only success was feminist propaganda. It's a good step in the leftist direction. In the name of love, right?
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>>93178116

>No need to be upset Dceus only success was feminist propaganda. It's a good step in the leftist direction. In the name of love, right?

I love how mad some people are that people are enjoying Wonder Woman instead of Snyder's masturbatory fascist nightmare factory or whatever sentient can of Axe Body Spray wrote Suicide Squad.
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>>93178116
You're trying too hard now shill.
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>>93178169
>>93178116
see
>>93178188
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>>93167358
Even so the 90s cartoon had a more serious tone to it. Homecoming is straight up Disney sitcom tier. It's only missing the laughtrack.
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>>93178640
Why do time travelers always waste time on 4chan of all places
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>>93168670
This is exactly correct. Its not that he refuses to punch people (and they show him punching and kicking in other promo material, like the 22 minute fan guide), its that he is a kid and tries to find other methods of putting down his assailant.

It has nothing to do with Marvel/Sony saying, "NO PUNCHES! THIS IS A KID'S MOVIE!", as they haven't held back in any of the other MCU films. Rather, its trying to think about how someone so young and untrained would handle these situations.
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>>93179039
That only means he'd be more likely to swing his fist around like a retard instead of strategizing.
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>>93172306
>has never been to a Spider-Man movie during opening weekend

Get a load of this underage fag.
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>>93166410
It should suit perfectly for a manchild like you.
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>>93172754
>Tobey-Pete
>Same as angry 616 Pete

You can just admit you don't actually read comics. Its ok, anon.
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>>93179107
ok I know it's different but it was really cool anyways
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>>93176519
Same reasons meming shitposters keep spamming the Zendaya = MJ garbage. Always gotta have some silly controversy to bitch about, no matter how unlikely or inconsequential it is.
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>>93179059
No, he's more reliant on his webbing and agility. But he absolutely does punch and kick. Just not as much as he does other stuff. See 3:46 of the video below, which is from the bank heist scene (which we clearly haven't even seen a full cut of).

And villains have no problem punching Spider-Man in this movie, either. Just look at one of the Shockers slug him in the face at 10:49 in the video below. Or when Shultz knocks him through a bus with his gauntlet at 11:02.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDy_Egczgbw

People are just looking for things to bitch about.
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>>93179328
>b-b-but Spider-Man doesn't hit anyone!

This footage clearly shows otherwise.
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>>93166959
Iron Man has no problem killing human enemies. Should peter also start using lasers and and flamethrowers to off villains because Tony does?

Spiderman doing something more inventive (web-shit) than just punching is more interesting anyways.
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>>93167752
MAN OF MASS DESTRUCTION
WHO FUCKING MADE THIS, SNIDERRR!??!?
THINK OF THE INNOCENT DEATHS JESUS FUCK!!?
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>>93168212
normie
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>>93166382
It's still better than We wuz adamantium kangz and sheeiit though
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>>93180303
see: >>93179328
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>>93166382
Seriously kid, just stick with crying about the trailers giving too much away, your try-hard is showing here.

Also, you guys finally get a good movie (Wonder Woman) and you're still spending your time shitposting.
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>>93180391
...WW is not Marvel.
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>>93180406
Or good. Its exceptionally "meh".
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>>93180416
>>93180391
Welp, marlelfag confirmed.
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>>93180434
> start thread bitching about MCU movie
> person responds "No u"
> "Lol Melelfag confirmed"

Low hanging fruit amirite?
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>>93180461
>start thread bitching about MCU movie
Oh yeah, I forgot that only one person in /co/ thinks this Spider-Man movie will suck.
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>>93180416
So is that was all the trolls are still shitting on every MCU movie within a one year radius instead of enjoying their hollow success? It would explain alot, they finally get a critically acclaimed movie that women flip their shit over, but everyone else knows deep down that it's not that good.
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>>93180495
Oh no, I'm sure there's at least three to five of you guys around.
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>>93180516
>>93180505
*tips mouse hat*
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>>93180505
WW is great compared to the DCEU movies previous to it. But that's not really saying much. Those movies were steaming garbage. But on its own, Wonder Women is really, really meh. It pretty much just apes Marvel's entire formula and plays it safe at every opportunity. So all those DCEUfags claiming its the best thing ever, are basically just openly admitting that they love Marvel's formula.
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>>93180495
Yet you guys can't come up with one single complaint about the movie exclusive to it from all previous Spidey flicks.

Fun fact, did you know that Kevin Feige was the reason Spider-Man 2 was so good? He actually worked on the movie as well as X-Men 2 and when neither studio brought him back on for the sequels they bombed.

>>93180543
Watch it, you'll bait them into claiming WW is nothing like a MCU movie which will lead to copious amounts of deflection, ad hominem and dancing around the fact that they've never actually watched more than Iron Man or Guardians of the Galaxy out of the entire MCU.
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>>93180580
>you'll bait them into claiming WW is nothing like a MCU movie

Not even baiting. Facts are facts.
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>>93180543
Which is why I don't think a lot of them want to commit to calling it great, they don't want that hypocrisy thrown back in their faces.
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>>93180580
>>93180543
Although I already know the answer
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>>93180632
You're pretty bad at detecting samefagging.
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>>93180641
Nice gimp, bro.
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>>93180651
>m-m-m-must be shopped!
Nice try, buddy.
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>>93180665
Hey, it's you that loves making edits. RT, Chris Evans...
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>>93180677

Don't worry, someday Snyder's vision will be appreciated with all the glory that it deserves. Why, I bet it'll be the next blade runner once we finally get the 15 hour ultimate definitive director's cut edition.
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>>93180677
Maybe you'll find someone, someday, who wants to hate Spider-Man Homecoming as much as you do, but probably not in this thread.
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>>93180862
>>93180879
Whatever, anon. But remember, it's not DC's fault that the MCU is over. Night night.
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>>93180906
It sure is anon, everything is tumbling down. I see Disney going bankrupt in the next four years easy.
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>>93180391
This isn't a company wars thread faggot.
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>>93180516
>"LOVE THE MCU OR ELSE!"

Fuck off back to /r/marvelstudios
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>>93175301
actually if you watch batman again you will notice you see the animation of him winding up for punches, then the screen flashes and it cuts to the bad guy flying back. You never actually see contact
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>>93180243
Says the /tv/ fag who thinks not being able to punch is a good thing.
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>>93180543
>Wonder Woman
>Marvel formula

So you haven't seen it huh?
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Man, it sure is reddit in this thread.

Anyways, more non-pussy Spider-Man being badass anyone?
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>200 posts about whether a character punching in a movie is good or bad

>this much effort for this argument

This is like one of those "What color is Xavier's chair?" threads if it wasn't a joke.

You people will use any crumb of information to hate or love a movie before it comes out. I don't know why any of you bother to see these films, if you're willing to throw autistic fits like this you've clearly got your minds made up already, the actual movie itself and its qualities is clearly irreverent.
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>>93181268
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Purposely making it so Peter doesn't throw a single punch towards his enemies in an effort to make him relatable to the average movie-goer is a disservice to how great of a character Peter Was.

Peter was 15 when he got his super powers and immediately upon doing so had to start goeing toe to toe with villains that would have genuinely ripped him apart if given the oppurtunity. He's 15 facing down villains that could probably wreck some Avengers. He had to throw a punch, and he had to start cracking wise because the second he stopped and realized what was actually going on he'd snap.
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>>93181280
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>>93181318

>shilling

>when I'm calling both sides retarded

Who would I even be shilling for, Fox?
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>>93181294
Teenage Parker was already snapped. Lil nigga didn't stop acting pissed till he finally got laid and mellowed out.
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>>93181255
Wow, falling right into the memester trope. See: >>93180580
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>>93181333
You say that punching is not important in a cape movie because it's OK if Disney does it.
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>>93181368
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>>93181366
So WW was a LELSORANDUMB quipfest like MCU movies?
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>>93181294
Fuck off and read the thread dumbass. See: >>93179328
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>>93181400
So the only MCU movie you've seen is the first Guardians of the Galaxy? Got it.
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>>93167614
Shit, I forgot how brutal this fucing scene was, makes me wanna rewatch the whole film
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>>93181766
I did and that video didn't disprove any of what I said. Step up your game son
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>>93178640

>had a more serious tone

And I remember not liking it much as a kid. And I loved serious shit as a kid.

The problem with the '90s show is that it was melodramatic as fuck; it felt like a soap opera with endless flashbacks, awful reuse of animation, and monologue that wouldn't end. I was a kid; I wasn't retarded. I didn't need to be reminded every few minutes what the fuck had happened, why Peter felt the way he had about shit, why he felt he NEEDED to save Aunt May or MJ from fucking Hydroman.

I still have a soft-spot for the cartoon but let's just kid ourselves with holding it up in high regard

And no, I haven't seen Spectacular or even have a desire to watch it. This isn't me favoring one over the other
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>>93183834
>And no, I haven't seen Spectacular or even have a desire to watch it.
Missing out.
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>>93183834
What you're talking about is animation and pacing. I mentioned tone alone in which the setting wasn't treated in a blatant PG manner where the characters say jokes to assure the audience the bad stuff is over.
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>>93184953

Have you seen Homecoming
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>>93185040
Not that anon, but the people working on it already said they want to avoid darker tones.

Meanwhile TAS had shit like Peter marrying the clone of his dead girlfriend, only for her to evaporate in his arms.

Or the that kid who turned into a petty criminal to save him mom from harassers.

Or the episode about cults.

Hell, even the entirety of Neogenic Nightmare. For a show that wasn't allowed to show too much violence, shit got real.
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>>93185124
Not to mention one of the best adaptations of Venom ever. The entire episode Peter is on edge and he literally starts to see Venom wherever he goes. That shit sticks with you.
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>>93185124
>Anna hired the Punisher to kill Peter because she suspected he was guilty of MJ's disappearance.
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