What do Bruce, Clark, Selina and Lois do when they double-date?

>>93161936
they fugg

>>93161936
Swinging.

Gangbang.

>>93161936

I don't think they ever have, so now I want to see it.

>>93161936
>pic
Damn. Lois is so fine in black tie, even Selina wants a piece.

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>>93161936
Why are comic artists so unoriginal?

>Bruce and Clark look so much like each other that this is always pointed out on canon

>Lois and Selina are just snark black haired hotties that looks like each other too

>>93162216
>All brunettes look alike

Nah. I've never seen someone confusing Lois and Selina.

>>93162216
>all three of the Trinity are brunettes
>all but one of their respective love interests are brunettes
Steve really stands out in this bunch.

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>>93162216
Lois had brown hair while Selina has black. Their hairstyle are also different.

>>93162216

There is no way that you could confuse Selina for Lois. Selina has black hair, sharp features and green eyes. Lois is brunette with purple eyes and more rounded, warmer features.

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>>93162324
Please.
For most of their history, Selina had black long hair and Lois is mostly show as black haired too.

>>93162345
Lois dyes her hair. Her natural color is about the same as Hal Jordan's.

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>>93162345
Why does that matter? Do you realize short black haired Selina has been a thing for over 10 years now? Lois is currently brown haired.

>>93162216
Drawing faces is hard. Most artists do sameface by default so you have to actively fight against it. DC probably doesn't help but not nailing down how certain characters should look regardless of style.

>>93162329

Not to mention that Selina wears her hair short and has for awhile.

>>93161936
SOLVE SOME DAMN MYSTERIES.

Lois has basically no canonical coloring besides fair skin and dark hair (of any shade).

>>93162216
Both Bruce and Clark have love interests that look totally different, things have just jumbled down over the years to the brunettes.

>>93162302

Triple date and Steve's the only blonde in the group

>>93162176
Clark/Lois and Bruce/Selina are canon
Clark/Bruce is a strong gay ship
Someone should make Lois/Selina a ship too. Then >>93161980 and >>93162095 become consequences.

>>93161936
>Superman has no neck, but still has a discernible jaw line.

I think Batman is jelly over how swole Supes is.

>>93161936
They watch the Madea movies in a private theater saloon Bruce owns.

>>93163337
Reminder that according to Busiek's run, Clark had a lot of girlfriends when he was traveling the world after high school and before college.

>>93163534

Well, maybe if he was raised on a farm in Kansas instead of stately Wayne manor ...

I hope Bruce and Selina's wedding will work out long enough for that to happen.

>>93163760

I will write a very angry letter if Clark doesn't throw a bachelor's party against Bruce's explicit requests not to resulting in a Very Grumpy Batman.

>>93163845
What would be the point?

As Bruce he goes to parties all the time and as batman he really doesnt care about that. Clark knows Bruce, pretend misery in California with something involving the Zorro?

Now that is something Bruce would love. And something someone considered like Clark would.

>>93163518
I almost feel like Lois would wind up being the aggressive one after some initial domination by Selina. Lois seems like a leader type, not a follower. They're two alpha females, really.

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>>93161936

Pie.

They eat lots of pie.

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>>93161936
They attend at high class social events.

They have an awkward diner where Lois and Selina restrain themselves from killing each other
>"I think I hear Jimmy's signal watch"
>"Thats the Batsignal, I have to go too"
>Both women give death glares

>>93161936
Bruce, Clark and Selina go on rooftop adventures n shit while Lois gets left behind. Then the two heroes DP Selina and spitroast her. Clark gets the deepthroat and obv Bats gets the puss.

Lois, meanwhile, cries.

>>93164078
Since when do they hate eachother? Prr-FP they were just kind of indifferent to one another.

>>93163658
>Batman goes back in time and somehow arranges it so his parents and himself go and move out to a farm
>Parents still get shot

>>93163845
Clark is too down home pure to throw a bachelor party.

Diana, on the other hand, would totally do that.

>>93164404

No no no. Leave it to Ollie and Hal. The bachelor party that they put together would be written about for ages.

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>>93161936
I would love to see a double date TEAMUP of Selina and Lois.
Supes and Bats are left at the table while they go "powder their noses" while they're secretly there to rob evidence from a mob boss who owns some fancy club or something.
Selina shows off her stealth and lockpick skills. Lois surprises Selina by taking out the goons whenever they get caught. Supes and Bats sit feeling pretty sure it doesn't take 20min+ for two women to go to the bathroom.

>>93164425
>Ollie and Hal
Oof. That'd be a little too fratboy-esque.

Though regardless of who puts it together, the guest of honor would be sitting around refusing to enjoy himself, so it's kind of a wash anyway.

>>93164425
>Ollie and Hal

It's gonna be a bachelor party in space, isn't it? They'll throw it on some space station where everything is legal.

>>93164660

That would be great. I want Tomasi to write it.

>>93164709
>Alien strippers

>>93164404
I would love to see WW throw a bachelorette party. Having it a big event on Themyscara and showing her fellow heroes just how turnt an Amazon party can get.

>>93164754
I think it would be Selina's last time on the island considering she would try and swipe a few priceless relics before leaving

>>93164735
Just imagine the different forms of debauchery human's haven't even thought of yet

Hell, the warm-up act would probably be just eating a baby live on stage.

>>93164782
>selina spends the whole party eyeing the item that curse Cheetah and feeling reeeaaalllyy tempted to steal this fancy cat artifact despite dozens of warnings.

>>93164862
>Bruce's sourpuss face frustrates the strippers
>Hal gets attacked because one of them thinks hes Guy
>Ollie has a good time, but worries Canary will find out

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>>93164722
Make it a Supersons issue, where Damian and Jon get in trouble and the girls have go help them out.

Plus that way we get Jimenez to draw Lois and Selena

>>93164921
I don't think Selina would give a shit about Damien.

>>93164934

She needs to learn how to if she's gonna be his step-mom now that Bruce is trying to not be a cold asshole to his kid.

>>93164863
selina steals the artifact and becomes...Catwoman

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>>93164022
BATMAN DOES NOT EAT PIE

>>93165009
But what about a wedding cake?

>>93165009

>Lois insists that everyone sit at the dinner table like people do, the only person not willing to play along is Bruce

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>>93164907
>Ollie has a good time, but worries Canary will find out

There's a real possibility that Canary would be one of the acts.

Why is DC doing this do you guys really think this is a good idea? Cause I don't, marring Bruce of to fucking Catwoman? I just can't see it, DC does stupid things like this every once in a while the dumb part is people eat it up.

>>93165073
In case you haven't noticed, DC has spent the past year or so wanking off to the early aughts. This is just a kind of culmination of that.

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>>93164934
Do the original fancy dinner idea, Jon and Damian get in trouble, Jon tells Lois but asks to not tell dad because he'd get in trouble (typical kid stuff). Lois tries to get Selena to help them at dinner, Selena kind of bored and wants some action anyways, goes with Lois to help the kids.

End with Selena bonding with Damian and Jon bonding with Lois.

Hows that for a one-off issue?

>>93165073

Dude, they have been dancing around Bruce and Selina getting hitched since Hush.

>>93165009
>eating with the costumes on
>eating what Lois cooked


Everything in that escene looks like shit. Comfyfags are cancer

I kind of want some Selina/Damien bonding now.

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>>93165198
>Batfag detected

>>93165198
Lois had been a mom for over a decade.
She's learned some cooking skills beyond ordering take out.

>>93165009
What about nachos?

>>93165116
So what that doesn't make it a good idea an old idea isn't a good one; Just run with me on the scenario set up by OP.

Here we have Bruce Wayne respected superhero and human being then Clark Kent respected journalist and Superhero and then Lois the first Lady of comics well loved and respected and here comes catwoman ex prostitute, kleptomaniac, wanted fugitive and criminal. Do you not see the problem here? like seriously how the Fuck will DC and Tom King wave away all this? Which story is worth all this bullshit? Batman should have outgrown Catwoman the moment he became a Justice League level Superhero, you have to created contrive bullshit to make them work just read Tom Kings Batman the man is a borderline obsessive sociopath(not over crime over catwoman) that used his alt reality fathers dieing wish to propose to a fucking criminal that's not romantic its fucking creepy.

>>93165107
are you talking about the same catwoman who put her own daughter up for adoption because she didn't fit into her being catwoman? Yeah no I don't buy it

>>93165299

Why do you bring up her past as a negative? And while she is a criminal, so is Bruce; she's been more of a Robin Hood figure for a long ass time. Regardless of your Madonna/Whore complex, Bruce and Selina have been an OTP for a very long time because they have chemistry and passion that's second only to Ollie and Dinah.

Read Heart of Hush. Even Dini knows that Selina is Bruce's one true love.

>>93165327
You do realize that was Pre-FP?

>>93165105
and that makes it OK how? Is this how you guys justify mediocrity? I am genuinely curious cause you said nothing to argue for this bullshit you just said it was this way in the beginning so it most be now. You know if you start using the same argument's as racist you are on the wrong side of history. this will end Badly cause it is a Bad idea on that will leave a huge scare going forward.

>>93163337
and all of them have the initials LL

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>He totally came inside her.

>>93165387
>>93165327
>>93165299

Chill pill, bro. Take one.

>>93165361
Same continuity bra....you cant wave away all of cat woman's character just to have her fuck Batman and if so what's the point....why not have him fuck a popup doll shaped like a cat then?

>>93165299
>>93165327
>>93165387
I'm sorry your OTP is getting sunk but Diana belongs with Steve

>>93165414
NO I will not, I will not sit by will Tom King rape my favorite character bi-monthly while DC and the so called fans cheer him on..... You people are spineless fucking coward I think less of you people because of Bullshit like this Tom King's Batman is mediocre at best but I guess he did something right by appealing to shippers you fuckers will swallow anything as long as it has your ship in it

>>93165536
K.

>>93165520
and Selena belongs in a fucking jail cell you see anon unlike you I actually like Batman and don't want to see him treated like a fucking idiot to justify bullshit.

>>93163651

That's a shock? He has the body of the biggest Chad ever.

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>>93165536

>>93165579

Not to mention that he's sweet, charming, disarming and a perfect gentleman.

>>93165575
just admit it
your ship is getting sunk

>>93165354
>Read Heart of Hush. Even Dini knows that Selina is Bruce's one true love
Funny you bring up Paul Fucking Dini a well documented Batfag and BruceZana fan, you should read heart of hush and look me in the eye and tell me Dini didn't want to have him with Zatanna but DC said NO. go ahead I will wait.

>>93165633
No my favorite character is getting sunk.

>>93165634
Dini didn't want to have him with Zatanna

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>>93165696
>Oh God He Believes This.

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>>93165696
>Look At Him And Laugh

>>93165971
Go reread heart of hush, she tells Selina she likes him but he doesn't like her back because he loves Selina.

>>93165997
So what? just means Dini didn't get the go ahead to make it happen doesn't mean he didn't want to do it. I think you are confusing character motivation with the intent of the writer if you read Heart Of Hush it is clear Dini wanted to make it happen DC just Cock blocked him and told him he had to use Selena, that is all.

>>93166096
Has Dini ever said this? Or are you just speculating like I'm sure you are.

>>93166110
Bro have you never heard of Paul fucking Dini the man who created Bruce and Zatanna's childhood connection he did it in Batman:TAS his run on Detective Comics hell he is even teasing it in Justice League Action the man is a big BatmanZana fan how dense to you have to be to not see it, just watch or read anything the man have written with the two Jesus you need everything spoon feed. They say you can tell a lot about a man from his writing and if you can't tell Dini like Batman and Zatanna you are fucking retarded what next you need Rucka to confirm he likes Wonderbat?

>>93166225
Yeah, I didn't expect you to have an answer either.

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>>93166329
he gave you an answer also Dini married Zatanna in real life

>>93166986
No he didn't

>>93165232

Bruce and Clark always hanged out wi9thout the costumes you dumb casual.

Bruce would hang out with

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>>93161936
Not sure but this is how it would play out.

Selina is a cunt to Lois
Selina flirts with Clark in front of Lois and Bruce
Selina undermines Bruce
Selina and Lois go to the bathroom room.
Lois shares Selina's lip stick
Clark tells Lois after the date she might have oral herpes now.

>>93167472
It wouldn't be like that at all.

>>93167448
>Bruce would hang out with superman's family, the farm was one of the few places he felt comfortable just being bruce

>>93167472

What's with all the Catwoman hate all of a sudden?

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>>93167472
Not at all. And Lois was always the one that was a flirt just to mess with clark.


I mess the old continuity bruce and lois joking in the daily planet office was really good.

>>93161936
Selina and Lois cuddle while they watch Bruce and Clark fuck.

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>>93167362
Are you retarded

>>93167725
How good is she at speaking backwards?

>>93167579
Catwoman was always shit but not relevant or forced. Her becoming more relevant and forcing a relationship with Batman has piss people off.

>>93168082

Seems to just be making one person angry. Or a small handful of people with suspiciously similar writing styles.

>>93168162
Tons of "MUH" Gotham or MUH Zatanna/Diana etc ships, people are angry too. I really don't like it but mainly because it's just another stupid filler storyline DC loves doing with Batman every year. If King makes her say no after Jokes and Riddles, I'd suck his dick.

I wanna see more super sons actually

>>93167649
>>93167649
>>93167649
Good post.

So I am guessing Alfred is a babysitter

that butler deserves to be paid better

>>93168082
>Catwoman was always shit but not relevant or forced. Her becoming more relevant and forcing a relationship with Batman has piss people off.

What are you talking about?
Catwoman is has always been relevant. As far as normies are concerned, she's THE main Batman love interest.

And don't act like forcing her and Batman into a relationship is something new. It happens in the comics every couple of years and it happens in elseworlds, as well as other media like movies and video games, all the goddamn time.

>>93168746

I'm pretty sure Alfred is the best paid Butler on the planet.

>>93168816
Bring in a relationship is not force but marrying them is forced as fuck

Also, Elseworlds don't matter and no one takes them seriously.

>>93168816

For Christ's sakes, she figures out his secret identity in Batman Returns by just slow dancing with him!

>>93168900

Honestly I'm surprised more women who kiss both Batman and Bruce Wayne don't figure it out.

>>93169027
I'm pretty sure every girl that has kissed both knew, Harley knew at least

>>93168887
They've been in a relationship for fucking forever. Their dates are them doing the whole cops and robbers thing or taking out criminals together and they usually end up fucking. Bruce doesn't have this relationship with anyone else right now.

>>93168295
>If King makes her say no after Jokes and Riddles, I'd suck his dick.
careful what you wish for anon knowing king he might have batman cut himself or at least have him be clinically depressed, man I hate tom.

Tom King engineer the perfect circumstance to make this garbage work he made Batman dependent on cat woman and force the narrative of we are both broken so lets be broken together. I wouldn't be surprised if batman did something un-batman like in the flashback just to justify his relationship with catwoman

>>93165232
That bottom panel. Manlets, when will they learn?

>>93165575
BatCat4Life faggot

>>93168082
Catwoman's been one of the most relevant female cape characters for DECADES.

>>93165575
t.damian

>>93170002
I don't get why everybody is against them being together.
Bruce shouldn't be together with a heroine who has superpowers. That would destroy the dynamic of him fighting crime if a woman with superpower who is his girlfriend just show up und beat all his enemies with her fists and/or magic and put them easily to jail when she visits him.
But he should slowly get rid of the playboy status.

I also think it us shitty to bring up Selinas past when Bruce was also an asshole. She was a prostitute, Bruce was a manslut. She stole shit, Bruce was also not always seen as a hero and broke the law.
So fuck this bullshit and let them get married

>>93170780
>Bruce shouldn't be together with a heroine who has superpowers. That would destroy the dynamic of him fighting crime if a woman with superpower who is his girlfriend just show up und beat all his enemies with her fists and/or magic and put them easily to jail when she visits him.
Nope that logic doesn't work. Superman is best friends with Bruce and cares more about him than pretty much anyone other than Lois and Jon and he still has nothing to do with Batman's fights in gotham.

>>93170432
Clark is flying.

>>93170887
>best friend who visits him sometimes but rarely in Batmans solo runs
>actual relationship with an outcome of living together in Gotham

Just saying

>>93167725
Why hasn't she voiced Zatanna yet?

>>93161957
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>>93162095
Pretty much.

>>93167448
Bruce's on a case and then Lois made them sit down for pie.

If he had the intention of hanging out like in the Trinity comic he would come in wearing casual clothes.

>>93167579
She got proposed by Batman so some anons are extra bitchy and catty about it.

>>93171313
They are gay for the Bat and now their "husbando" is already taken.
Pathetic

Probably something boring

>>93171456

How do you figure?