In the DC high school universe, who would the teachers be?

DC writers and executives. Did would always try to fail Nightwing. Lee would try to enforce a shitty dress code. Johns would try to organize upbeat school activities. etc.

>>93161808
Golden Age characters.

>>93161911
Would they all take turns as the gym teacher?

I forgot, who drew this again?

>>93161926
Nah, they'd appoint Capullo and Mahnke as the gym instructors.

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>>93161808
Assuming the main superheroes and villains are students themselves (as pic related seems to imply), maybe the teachers could be the pulp heroes that preceded them.
Gym classes administed by Tarzan, fencing lessons with Zorro, engineering classes with Doc Savage or The Avenger, magic lessons with Mandrake, and so on.
With the school being owned by The Shadow and the other teachers serving as his agents.

>>93162330
That makes me wonder, do classic myths like Samson, Hercules, and Achilles count as superheroes or are they just "normal" heroes?

>>93161808
DIE! DIE FOR CHADSEID!

>>93162680
Well, Achilles was weak only in the titular heel.

>>93161808
I wish Chadseid would share his formula for the anti-virgin equation with us all.

>>93162715
well, he does need it to battle his brothers Anti-celibacy equation ...
so tough luck with that buddy.