Huh. So that's what it's used for...

>>93153219
That... actually makes sense...

>>93153607
No it fucking doesn't. How would it eat them after picking them up?

>>93153721
letting them slide off by lowering its head, duh.

>>93153721
Obviously after it collects them it takes them back to its...... nest?


Wait, what do unicorns have? Burrows? Dens? Hives?

>>93153219
way to ruin the oranges, and there's nothing good about orange juice in your eyes. also horses can't eat oranges

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>>93153783
>unicorn hives
>unicorns are eusocial, with a fertile queen laying unicorn eggs

>>93153783
>Unicorn hives
Jesus, that's fucking terrifying.

I mean, would they have castes and shit? Drone unicorns to forage and expand the hive, soldier unicorns to guard the nest, a giant, bloated, xenomorph-like queen unicorn laying eggs.

If you dump a bunch of water on the nest do hundreds of unicorn drones suddenly pour out of every hole in the ground to rebuild it? Do soldier unicorns raid other unicorn hives and violently gore and dismember other unicorns?

THESE ARE QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERING!

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>>93153865
>>93153960
A single unicorn can lift 50 times its own body weight, and a swarm of them can bring down a full grown dragon and pick its carcass clean in 12 hours.

>>93154277
>>93153960
>>93153865
I hate how autistic and retarded you are, but mainly I hate that I've become too cynical to enjoy it.

>>93155651
>having fun thinking about a stupid idea
>autistic
>raging about a joke made an hour ago
>totally not autistic in any way
Unicorns in glass houses, mate.

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>>93154277
Don't forget they hung all sorts of prey.

>>93156018
wtf

>>93156018
Ohh....

>>93153219
That and murdering motherfuckers. Medieval unicorns were hardcore.

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>>93153219
I don't understand.

>>93156365
Magical unicorns don't take no shit.

Uuuhm sauce of OP's pic?
Scientific reasons, a doy!

>>93153785
>horse

>>93153219
Is it gay if you want to suck on a unicorn's horn?

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"The unicorn is the enemy of the elephant, which it attacks with its horn, piercing the elephant's belly. "

This elephant is cheating, tho -- he brought a couple lion henchmen with him.

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>>93157436
Trinket the unicorn from Nella the Princess Knight.

>>93157450
I'm pretty sure if your both the same gender, then yeah.