Was part of test screening for it yesterday.

>>93142139
>Its pretty bad.

Usually adaptations with no respect for the original are.

>>93142139
>Its pretty bad.

Shocker.

Why break a NDA to state the obvious?

>>93142139
>not posting "ask me anything"
That's not how you attentionwhore anon

Gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume youre not full of shit.

What Marvel flicks are your favorites? Least favorites? Favorite Spirderman movie?

Whats the post credits scene?

Post a full plot synopsis including specific information not show in promotional footage or fuck off.

>>93142139
But Iron Man is in it right?

>>93142189
I like the Captain America trilogy.

Ant Man and Thor 2 can go to hell.

Spider Man 1 and Amazing Spider Man 1 are tied.

We weren't shown a post credits scene. The interns advised us to see the movie in theaters if we want to catch it. I'm not sitting through this again.

then post some spoilers or proof

>>93142195
There really isn't anything to spoil. Everything you want to know is already online or in the trailers. I was surprised at how little there was to be surprised about. Ask me specific questions.
>>93142210
The movie never lets you forget.

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>>93142226
>Ant-man bad
>TASM coming even slightly close to SM1's glory

Yeah, no, you just killed any chance of sounding reliable

>>93142253
>Ask me specific questions

No. Literally anyone could make this up.

Post a full plot synopsis including specific information not show in promotional footage or fuck off.

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>>93142175

>>93142226
>Likes Captain America 1 and Amazing Spiderman
>Doesn't like Antman
>Likes Amazing Spiderman more than Spiderman 2

Ok, you've confirmed that your taste is fucking abysmal. Why should we care about your opinions?

>>93142253
Just how bad was Flash's portrayal?

Do we finally get rid of those shitty black lines on the costume?

Any chances of seeing MJ, Harry, or Gwen?

>>93142226
what terrible taste

Has the mulatto chick been confirmed to be Vulture's kid already on the Internet? I guess that would count as a spoiler.

>>93142226
>Spider Man 1 and Amazing Spider Man 1 are tied.

Well, I guess I don't need to care what you thought about anything.

>MCU fags don't like ASM1

Everyday I'm reminded that the /tv/ shitposters don't read comics.

>>93142253
>The movie never lets you forget.

nope. Producer Eric Carroll says otherwise.

>>93142309
He's Flash in name only. The actor does well with the material given to him but the character itself isn't Flash at all.

Kinda. Peter gets a new suit at the end with slightly different red, blue and black patterns.

Nope but they might appear in the sequel.

>>93142348
What did he say? Because Stark left his stank all over the movie.

>>93142343
Nobody with a modicum of respect for Spider-Man or cinema in general likes the TASM abortions

>>93142166
I'm sorry; the original what, exactly?

>>93142366
>slightly different red, blue and black patterns.

Because fuck color theory.

>>93142343
If you're claiming that the detractors don't even read the comics wouldn't that imply that the movie is just a straight up bad movie, regardless of the source material? If the only people who like it are die hard comic fans then it can't be a very good movie.

>>93142366
>Nope but they might appear in the sequel.

And why do you think so?

>>93142401
TASM1 respected the comics and updated the Spider Man mythos to fit with modern day.

>>93142411
Source material is what I meant to say.

>>93142401
>Spider-Man fans hate the movie that finally got his personality right.

Kill yourself /tv/.

>>93142437
It's just my speculation. I can't imagine Marvel leaving any of them out of the picture for however long they plan on keeping Spider Man.

>>93142139

>approached by some hipsters

DCEUFAG LARPER spotted.

>>93142253
Vulture's final fate.

>>93142439
>>93142467
Oh yes, the very modern struggle of teens and chocolate milk was represented very well

Fuck off, you're literally just a bunch of contrarians, you're so shallow the simple fact that Spidey has shooters and cracks a couple of joke more is all it requires to fool you into loving TASM

Tell me about Shocker, Vulture, and Tinkerer. Do they do the characters justice? Which would you say was your favorite portrayal of the three? Does Spider-Man kill any of them?

>>93142502
Dead.

>>93142520
Funny thing is, if we were to ask you why you hated the movie, you'd start complaining about the shit that just so happens to be from the comics.

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>>93142226
a shit taste to surpass metal gear

>>93142522
The Shockers(there are two) are pretty much glorified henchmen.

I haven't read many comics with the Vulture so I dont know how accurate he is. He's a slight step above the average MCU villain but he still kinda sucks.

I didn't even realize that guy was supposed to be the Tinkerer. He just seemed like a smart henchman.

I guess I liked Vulture the most but that isn't saying much.

Nah Spidey doesn't kill.

>>93142395
google "iron man only in 5 or 6 scenes spiderman"

>>93142545
Yup, remember that issue where Peter lets a raging Alexei drive a truck over multiple cars and thus innocents just because it's more important to make jokes? That was a good read. And let's not forget the one where Harry has a contrived blood disease that turned his father into a monster that can only be cured with Peter's blood for whatever reason, that's a classic!

>>93142564
>The Shockers(there are two) are pretty much glorified henchmen.

Fuuuuuuuuck.

>I haven't read many comics with the Vulture so I dont know how accurate he is. He's a slight step above the average MCU villain but he still kinda sucks.

I'll wait to hold judgement then.

>I didn't even realize that guy was supposed to be the Tinkerer. He just seemed like a smart henchman.

FUCK!

>Nah Spidey doesn't kill.

Well at least there's some good news.

>>93142567
Kek. Those scenes are pretty long and are heavily carried by RDJ. Even when he's not on screen it's "Stark this and Stark that!". I think this part was in the trailers but there's this scene where the Vulture grabs Spider Man and he's saved by a built in parachute. Who put it there? Stark.

>>93142139
>Was part of test screening for it yesterday.
It's premiere is in two weeks and it's far too late for test screenings. So you're full of shit.

>Its pretty bad.
This I can believe though.

>>93142587
That's ASM 2.

>>93142587
That's TASM2

>>93142545
Not the guy youre talking with but the reason I personally disliked the movie was because it was extremely dull and formulaic.

The early-2000s tier CGI lizard man was a fucking boring bad guy with lacking motivation and the acting and dialog between the two leads was sub par.

Not an expert on spiderman - just a fan of good films, and Amzing Spiderman was not one of them.

>>93142600
and yet you haven't answered any questions besides posting vague statements, despite claiming to have watched the test screen,.

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>>93142610
>>93142612
Oh, we want to talk about TASM1? Chocolate milk, anyone?

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>>93142139

this thread is fucking retarded

>>93142253
Is there a scene where Aunt May is savagely fucked by Tony Stark while Peter watches and masturbates in the corner?

>>93142628
I answered plenty of questions. Ask me another. And dont give me a vague "tell me something I dont know!" question.

>>93142678
I wish. Marissa Tomei looks fine as fuck in the movie. She's so close to Peter that it's damn near uncomfortable. I thought she was going to fuck Peter at one point.

>>93142664
Yeah, Peter bought chocolate milk in the movie....Your point? It's not why Uncle Ben died, Uncle Ben died because Peter let the guy who was robbing the corner store get away.

>>93142681
How much time is devoted to the boring uncle ben stuff?

>>93142139

How'd Zendaya do?

>>93142366
>He's Flash in name only.

Can we get an example? Like describe one of the scenes that basically sums up how he acts.

>>93142715
2 mins at most. His teachings are implied and he himself is brought up at times through dialogue but the movie doesn't dwell on it.

>>93142705
Uncle Ben died because he wrestled to take the gun like a damn fool. The entire sequence was just a contrived attempt to make the situation feel "new" to justify the reboot

>>93142705
Guy got away because Peter couldn't take a penny from the jar explicitly made for letting people take pennies. And also the criminal gave him chocolate milk.

>>93142527
How?

>>93142757
Yeah, he died trying to stop the man, despite the risk. Sounds pretty Uncle Ben to me.

>>93142306

Antman sucks.

>>93142226
>ant man bad
>ASM better than SM2
opinion discarded

>>93142705
Let's not forget the fact that Uncle Ben never even says his most iconic line. But let's please forget the skateboarding scene or the scene with the cranes. Both comic classics, am I right?

>>93142734
She's actually pretty good. I felt for her character. Being an outcast at school, having a crazy father, liking a boy that doesn't notice her.
>>93142747
Well Peter and Flash's relationship is more of a one sided rivarly. Flash always wants to prove he's better than Peter while Peter always cucks him. There's a seen on a track in school where he thinks he's hot shit and tells Peter he's going to outdo him on the track. Of course Peter cucks him with Spider Kikery for laughs.

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>>93142226
>Spider Man 1 and Amazing Spider Man 1 are tied.
>Ant-man can go to hell

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>test screening
>movies out in 2 weeks
We can still save this thread though, who would you cast as Skip for the sequel?

>>93142774
His wings malfunction and blows up.

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>>93142139
>I'm going to watch the NBA finals with Mr Stark!

>>93142852
Me, I have a Russian accent and can go a mustache, it'd be a nightmare fuel.

>>93142226
Whew. I was actually worried for a sec

>>93142226
And now i can close the thread. Thanks.

>>93142833
>There's a seen on a track in school where he thinks he's hot shit and tells Peter he's going to outdo him on the track. Of course Peter cucks him with Spider Kikery for laughs.

Fuck this shitty film and everything it stands for.

>>93142823
Except Uncle Ben originally never said it in the comics.

>>93142226
Ant-Man is shit, don't know why /co/ praises it so much.
But compairing Raimi to Webb is almost sinful.

What exactly was Donald's role?

After-credits scene?

Biggest twists?

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>>93142697
>I thought she was going to fuck Peter at one point.

>>93142823
He's not going to say it in this franchise either. Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPSfbfK8wYY

>>93142545
Of course, remember when Peter Parker lied to Captain Stacy while he was literally dying in the comics?

>>93142823
>Let's not forget the fact that Uncle Ben never even says his most iconic line
I hope you mean the narrator's line.

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>>93142697
ALL IS FORGIVEN
THE MOVIE IS SAVED

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>>93142912
He kind does. Peter sure as hell didn't protect her, just kinda ditched her in England.

>>93142697
10 out of 10, buying 10 tickets.

I bet she listens in when he masturbates.

OP here. Going to work. Just stating this in case someone tries to impersonate me. Will answer more questions if the thread is still up.

>>93142166
I agree that no superhero movie has ever been good.

>>93142697
Poor Tom Holland probably ended up with a mommy fetish.

You can say its bad, but will it be so bad that it gets a rotten score, thereby breaking the streak of fresh scores?

>>93142697
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3769116/Marisa-Tomei-Tom-Holland-look-like-family-embrace-set-Spider-Man-Homecoming.html

>>93142976
Yeah but it's not like he had a lot of control of the situation.
And even with that in mind, Captain Stacy wanting Spidey to protect Gwen makes her death all the more tragic.

>>93143080
He's not a fucking baby he's older than me, in fact, I bet he had a mommy fetish long before Marissa.

I've been to a screening too.

OP is lying about at least some of this stuff.

>>93143343
Is he lying about >>93142697 ?

Please, it's important for my decision to watch this.

>>93143429
Eh, sort of. They're close and you can interpret one scene as slightly lewd if you'd like but there's no blatant subtext.

There is, however, a few gay jokes that I didn't expect from a current Marvel movie. And they manage to have their fun AND earn progressive points.

>>93143486
>There is, however, a few gay jokes that I didn't expect from a current Marvel movie. And they manage to have their fun AND earn progressive points.

Please don't fucking tell me Peter is gay in this....

>>93142900
>What exactly was Donald's role?

Covfefe

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>>93143222
>YWN hug Marisa Tomei and get an awkward boner while pressed up against her

>>93143524
*upvotes*

>>93143521
Aunt May walks in on Peter and Ned alone. Peter is only in his boxers because he just took off the Spider-Man suit. She plays it cool but in a later scene she decides to give Peter "the talk" before the homecoming dance and does some online research to get ready. When Peter casually mentions he has a crush on Liz, Aunt May is taken aback for a moment and says she needs to redo the research.

So we're having a laff that Aunt May thinks Peter is a bender but she's also accepting and supportive of him.

>>93143486
>Eh, sort of. They're close and you can interpret one scene as slightly lewd if you'd like but there's no blatant subtext.

DROPPED

Also Zendaya isn't the Vulture's daughter. She's just some girl who's tsundere for Peter.

The Vulture does have kids however. A boy and a girl of roughly 12 or so.

>>93142139
what's the role of "brown Russell" i mean Peter VF?

>>93143646
Forbidden in Russia when?

>>93143646
That's funny if true

So, if you're not OP and assuming you actually saw it, what did you think about it? How would you rank it in the MCU or Spidey movies in general? Anything in particular you feel like sharing? Sorry if i don't have precise questions

>>93144006
I actually really like it. It's a pretty charming, breezy movie, and Peter is much more self-reliant and selfless than people are assuming from the trailers. Spider-Man 2 is still the king but Homecoming probably takes second place, and is up there with stuff like Iron Man or TFA for me in terms of MCU.

Flash is a fun character if you pretend he's not actually Flash, too. And Shultz was surprisingly good, right down to getting butthurt no one takes his name seriously.

>>93142226

Fuck off with your abysmal tastes.

>>93142855
Does Peter try to save him?

>>93142833
That crazy father being Vulture, right?

>>93142444
and whoch source material revolved about tony teaching peter just after civil war, humongous faglord ?

>>93143728
How was Vulture? Was he more memorable than the past few Spider-Man movie villains?

>>93144183
He doesn't die. Peter actually uses a phasing device to pry him out of the suit and leaves him webbed up for the police to find.

>>93144243
I liked him. A bit moustachy-twirly, but Keaton was a lot of fun and they actually bothered to develop him. The fact that he has several run-ins with Spider-Man alsp helps.

He easily surpasses everyone but Raimi's Norman and Otto.

>>93144231
When where Peter was well into adult hood and one where it lasted for a very short period of time and one where it set into motion the total deterioration of their friendship, dumbass.

Also,

>Hur durr, let's take one year out of the character's 55 year history.

What kind of absolute dumbass as you?

>>93144122
So, did the other anon lie when he said there are two Shockers or does Shultz simply get more focus?

>>93144245
Vulture knows his identity, right? How does Peter guarantee his silence?

>>93144206
Yes.

>>93144286
>mustache twirly villain tier
The one fucking time Keaton gets to play a slightly campy villain and it's wasted on Spiderboy Starkcoming

>>93142226
>This shit taste having faggot didn't like Homecoming
Huh, I'm hyped now

>>93144331
There's two, Shultz and Bryce, but Shultz gets more focus and is the one that actually wants to be called Shocker.

>>93144344
Toomes never learns Peter's name. He just knows he's a kid from Midtown. People just don't believe him.

>>93142226
Homecoming confirmed good.

>>93144245
Phasing device? Sounds needlessly elaborate

>>93144231
None, which is the point. This movie is nothing more than RDJ stealing another Avenger's spotlight because Marvel has no faith in any of their characters to bring in the big bucks without him.

>>93144473
Who was he talking to in the car? During that scene in the trailers where he tells someone "Don't mess with me, or I will kill you and everyone you love!" I assumed it was Peter.

hmm
What were you there buying

>>93144473
Does it set up any sequels? Any teasers? And is this just TASM 2 but with Marvel's stamp of "approval".

>people are actually excited for this shit

Second reboot in 5 years, a dozen writers, Sony involved, Iron Man hijacking the movie. How the fuck can anyone be looking forward to this?

>>93144588
Trailer trickery. It was the Tinkerer, who begins having second thoughts about their criminal enterprise after Toomes blows up the ferry.

Its hilarious how we got different test screenings before and after the Zendaya reveal.

>>93142195
>not show in promotional footage
Nigga it's a Sony movie, you damn well know the entire movie's been spoiled in trailers

>>93144718
Uh?

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>>93142226
>Spider Man 1 and Amazing Spider Man 1 are tied.

>>93144496
It's one of the the tech Vulture has salvaged. They set it up during the truck heist.

>>93144625
It's pretty self-contained, with a minor allusion to more villains in the future. And it's miles above ASM2, but does share one similarity that will trigger some folks.

That shot of Spider-Man and Iron Man together is the very last shot before the cut to black.

>>93143080
>Tom Holland
>Straight

How is Tom Holland's portrayal? Is there a lot of fanservice with him?

>>93144817
>The spoiler
Okay, I'm done. Kill me, please. Was this a mall in Chicago or LA?

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>>93144638
/tv/ is retarded. News at 12.

>>93144817
That's good, fags will shutup about IM i hope if he's not involved in any fight (or am i getting this wrong?)

Raimi's movies had endings like that too. The problem with TASM2 is that Rhino was set up in all trailers and promotional material only to end up being a 2 seconds cameo. I remember posters specifically mentioning how Spidey was in trouble for having to face so many villains

>>93142139
Well, that's good.
Thanks for saving my money, OP.

>>93144898
You're right. The most he does is saving Peter from drowning.

>>93142226
of course you don't like the movie, you have shit taste

>>93144817
do you think any memes will come out of this?

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>>93145037
>Thinking Iron Man 6 is good.

>Good taste.

Movie's gonna suck.

>>93144952
Was there any hint to Spider-stuff not present in the movie? Like, dunno, namedropping Oscorp or the Bugle?

>>93144351
>>93144206
So i was right, the reason they used Vulture is because they're using part of the script that was made for Spider-Man 4. Raimi too was going to give him a daughter that would interact (possibly romantically) with Peter

>>93145045
I already love loud black superhero fan.

>>93145109
>>93144895
These shops are bcc embarrassing, my man. When you want to push a meme this much you should at least TRY

>>93145123
The Bugle gets namedropped. No OsCorp, though.

Michelle is not the Vulture's daughter.

>>93144701
Sounds about right. Thanks.

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I'm curious here as to how many will see it so I just set up a straw poll.

https://strawpoll.com/saf1a3w

>>93145167
Why are 4 out of the 5 choices "its going to be great"? Fuck out of here. I'll wait for it to be on tv.

>>93144701
Do the other villains (Tinkerer and Shocker) survive?

>>93145248
All but Bryce get arrested.

>>93145276
How does Bryce meet his end?

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>>93145148
What if I don't want to? What if I'm just bored and want to kill time?

>>93145318
Be my guest

>>93145208
Because I accidentally added the "It's gonna be good senpai" question. That and I wanna see how many people actually WILL see it despite not liking it along with the reasons why.

>>93145285
Toomes kills him.

>>93142366
does it look more like the actual spider-man costume?
same moving eyes?
still high-tech?
same black chunky lines?

>>93145388
What did they ask on the survey?

>>93142839
Oops I meant Spider-man 1 and Amazing Spider-man 2

>>93142467
Spider-Man fans hate every Spidey movie no matter what

>>93145389
When I say slight I mean slight in it's purest form. It looks almost the same as the previous one. Same eyes. Stark ends up removing some of the tech(like the Training Wheels protocol). The black lines are a little subdued but again the change isn't noticeable.

>>93145388
So much for the future Enforcers. RIP Montana.

>>93145276
Who is Donald Glover's character?

>>93142139
All Marvel movies are bad. We need more info than that.

>>93142306
Captain America 1 is pretty much the only good Marvel movie.

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>>93142226
that taste

>>93145934

>>93144701
Makes sense.

>>93142226
>He doesn´t like Ant-Man

>>93142306
Capt.America is a solid 6/10 film. Better than Civil Bore anyway.
ant man was bad

>>93147980
Ant Man was garbage.

>>93142226
Why is thread even still up? OP solidified as a faggot

>>93142757
Who was cast as him?

>>93143080
Insider info suggests he's gay.

>>93142226

>Spider Man 1 and Amazing Spider Man 1 are tied.

That is such a weird thing to say unless you are just a diehard Spiderman fan who likes any Spiderman movie. Which you must not because you don't like this Spiderman movie.

>'I have specific tastes on what is a good representation of a character. I thought the Richard Donner optimistic 'truth justice and the American way' Superman was the best representation of the character. I also thought that the Zach Snyder Objectivist cautionary parable about the burden and bleakness of being Superman was the best representation of the character'

>>93142226
>Amazing Spiderman
>good
>Antman
>shit
and you call other hipsters. You calling the new Spiderman movie shit is high praise

>>93149346
>Insider info suggests he's gay.

Alright /co/ which cast members do we think got deep into Tom Holland during the Infinity War filming?

>>93142139
I'll be honest guys. I didn't mind all the weird character alterations but it sounds like this is a problem of Tony Stark just coming in and making the movie about him