Could George Costanza defeat Wonder Woman?

>>93125163
costanza is a man, of course

>>93125163
how spicy is his chicken?

this is very important

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>>93125274
Chances are that the chicken is very spicy.

>>93125295
His sweaty, clammy touch (because of the spicy chicken) would trigger Wonder Woman's BDSM weakness and allow him to overpower her instantly

What would lead you to consider he could? George is a total wimp-loser, he couldn't even beat a vending machine.

>>93125163
he would defeat the lasso of truth by admitting to a million pathetic things he has always in the backk of his mind instead of saying anything relevant

>>93125621
This would make for a very good scene.

>>93125274
>>93125295
He's a DUCK, not a chicken, you knuckleheads.

>>93125621
I'd believe it.