Meanwhile in 616 /co/...

Anyone else fucking glad they're /finally/ teaching real shit in schools?

New Tian is a cool place to live.

finally all the white super heroes are going away, I feel much safer now

>>93124560
Fuck out of here mutie trash.

>>93124445
Wakanda is the BEST place in the world to live and if you think anything else you are a white devil!

Should I be concerned with how many Inhumans Eternal President Rogers is sending to internment camps?

Because I'm not.

>>93124197
My kid goes to Avengers Academy, he asked me for help with his homework on multi-variable quantum field theory... I barley know trigonometry.
\(0_0)/

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>>93124174
YAAAAAS QUEEEEN!

>>93125055
How's space treating you you dumb cunt?

>>93124941
>Concerned

>About filthy Inhumans.

They were probably supporting the Allies when they brainwashed us. Fuck those assholes, they get all uppity about their seclusion and xenophbia, but once /we/ start doing it we're the bad guys. Human rights are for humans.

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>>93125102
>trapping Carol with tons of ayys to slay
She's got an off button for the shield, she just enjoys the xenocide.

>>93125231
Good, then she can stay up there with her team and fight off those aliens that keep coming for us. Based Supreme Leader Rogers probably planned for her to go.

Did the people that got arrested during cw2 get released yet? I miss my mom

>>93125364
No, but the person responsible for it got her just deserts.

Something's just been giving me this weird feeling lately. I don't know what it is, but it feels like the whole world is just "off", if that makes sense.

hey there fellow hydra citizens. heil hydra.
Hey you know what's weird and kinda cool? Picture a red triangle in your head. Just hold it there in your imagination. A red triangle. You get this funny tingling sensation and the weirdest feeling like you're about to remember something. Weird, huh? Just from a red triangle. How long can you hold it there? That red triangle? My best record for the red triangle is three and a half minutes, but I'm easily distracted. I bet you could play red triangle for much longer than that.
Lets try it together.
3
2
1
Red Triangle!

Hank Pym fucking hit me today, fucking mycologist!

more like Hank PYG amirite, ladies?

>>93124174
Fucking mutie trash squatting in Central Park. Why can't they go back to Genosha?

>>93128535
I thought a mycologist was someone who specializes in fungus. Pym works in robotics and exotic particle physics.

>>93128535
>mycologist

...why did pym hit you?

>>93128688
UGH, it was nothing, really.

...I just tried to BORROW a math problem!
......it MAY have been to the Pym Particle.

>>93128772

so.....you were smoking crack and imagined the whole thing. gotcha

*Knock Knock*
Hello, would you like to take a few minute to hear about the Truth of our lord and savior Franklin Richards?

>>93128772
how the fuck do you borrow a math problem?

>get gassed by the inhuman stank cloud
>think maybe I'll get powers
>turns out I was actually a mutant and whatever power I had was so subtle I never noticed it
>now I have no powers and am dying of M-Pox
thanks, Blackagar

>>93129048
Muties get out

>>93129159
What are you gonna do, condemn me to a slow painful death? Eloel.

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>>93124174
So how's DC Rebirth been looking so far?

We may live in a fascist government but some how less fascist than captain marvel

>>93129359
I think it's much better than Major Comics right now. Ultra Comics also are good currently.

>>93130276
How is Ultra Comics?
I never read it

>>93130536
pretty good so long as you know how to endure mnemonic viral attacks. Sort of like how alcohol is by all accounts toxic but still fun to use recreationally

>>93124197
Go back to /pol/ Hydra Scum! You guys are the worst-
Oh No! They found me!
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Hail Hydrogen!

>>93131239
come to think of it, a Captain Hydrogen who everybody just assumes is a member of Hydra would be a great gag hero concept.

>>93129048
Good, you deserve it.

>>93125021
You sent your kid to a school where most of the kids were brutally murdered?

>>93131468
you could say the same for all american schools pre-hydra

>>93129048
Don't do drugs, kids.

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>>93131326
You're a loose cannon, Morrison!

>>93131181
What should I be focusing on? Being happy that anon got what he deserved or confused as to why the Hydra agent decided to submit it?

Any one else see that execution where that guy screamed Avengers Assemble? What a fag.

>>93124174
Just busy praying to whatever-will-listen for a variety of holocausts to happen every every day.

There are just so many groups of things that really need to die.

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>>93133517
Your prayers have been answered.

>>93133517
1. mutants
2. mutants
2. muties
the list goes on and on

>>93133452
Same reason they had that newscast with the pink Deadpool girl. It's not about making you believe everything is perfect and everyone that isn't a degenerate is happy. It's to tell you "This is the order now. Submit. If you resist, we'll come for you."

Read a fucking propaganda book

God I hope this alternate universe Cap goes away or the mind control wears off or whatever happened this time undoes itself soon.

>>93133608
Stealing a family heirloom from a octogenarian? More like T'JEWlla!

>>93124941

Inhumans literally turn our citizens into freaks against their will, they're worse than muties .They deserve genocide

>>93133608
NIGGER STOLE SUPREME LEADER'S SHIELD!

>>93133562
>Conspiracy theorist.

I bet you're a fucking mutie.

>>93134111
>worse than muties.

Let's not get crazy.

>>93134986
When a Mutie tries to turn everyone into a mutant and kill anyone that can't be turned, he's evil and the X-Men fight him.

When an Inhuman does it, he's their king and they bow down to him.

Also mutants don't scoop you up and make you part of some Game of Thrones In Space bullshit society against your will.

>>93124902
>Being an earth pleb

Kek

Wakanda is a primitive shithole compared to my homeworld

>>93135425
Remove Ayy

>>93135425
oh? are you talking about the one the avengers blew up, the one the x-men blew up, or the one constantly fucked over by its own gods for sport?

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>>93135425
Skrulls still butthurt about there """""""invasion""""""

>>93135512
Nice edge kid, You're going to cut yourself on those adamantium blades.

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Confession time:
I paid to fuck a mutie. I'm not proud of myself. I guess I have some kind of fucked up mutant fetish.

>>93136620
Seek help dude. People should stick with other people. Black, white, asian, latino whatever. Fucking a mutant is sick.

>>93128862
We are already Jim-Jasparians.

I... OK maybe you guys can helo me here. So I'ce recently got into a rough spot in my life and then this real shifty dude appears and says hw csn help me out. Desperate as I was I accepted and now I can feel my head burn occassionally. Did I fuck up?

>>93136620
What's your favorite mutant porn site? I like Teens love mutant cock and Mugga Head Bobbers and Hand Jobbers.

>>93136620
Was it that little hot slut dressed in all leather that gets downright beasty during sex?

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>>93136620
kill yourself

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>>93136698
I remember a girl like that years ago. Then there was this shark girl I was obsessed with for a while. Last weekend I paid for this new girl to dress up like this.

>>93136752
>fangs
>pale
I think you've been had my friend. Looks more like a vamp than a mutie.

I DON'T HOW HE DID, BUT HE DID IT!! HYDRA IN CHARGE?! FIRST WE NEARLY ALL DIE FROM THE INCURSIONS, THEN THE INHUMAN CRAP, NOW THIS!

SPIDER-MAN CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, THE DAMN MENACE!

>>93128862
sorry, I'm a bjorn again Lokian

>>93136677
do you have a family history of suffering from x-gene? you may have been apocalpse'd

>>93136620
You probably have M-pox

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>>93135425
>alien
>still on my planet.

GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCK!

>>93137174
>Spider-Man being part of something good.

Nice joke.

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>>93133562
Actually, you're twisting the facts. There were no hostile threats on that TV show. Hydra only wants what's best for you.

Even the best Spiderman helps spread our...errr...their message.

>>93137204
????

>>93138438
have you ever met a grey-faced man with blue lips?

>>93137174
I swear he must have done a deal with the devil to get away with all the crap he has done.

>>93138432
>Not shooting Spidey on sight

Fuck, Hydra sold out, didn't they?

>>93125364
Your Mom is avoiding you then, because the only people that stayed arrested were those that had actual charges that could be brought against them.
People who were only detained because Ulysses said so were only ever detained for a few hours before being let go.
Tony Stark tried to make it sound like Minority Report when it really wasn't. He was just butthurt that Thanos killed his only black friend and for some reason he chose to blame Carol instead of Thanos.

>>93124174
So are Hydra Nazis or not? I've gotten many contradictory accounts from people.

>>93133562
I'm so glad that based Captain America finally put that whiney "reporter" Sally Floyd in prison, where she belongs.

>>93138698
No. Nazis are anti-non Germans. Hydra is pro-humans. That's just a meme the allied powers came up with when they brainwashed us with the cosmic cube.

>>93138712
But since the brainwashing hasn't been undone on anyone except Steve Rogers, doesn't that mean that actual Nazis like Arnim Zola, Zemo, Viper, Faustus, Crossbones and Sin are still Nazis?

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>>93135425
REMOVE AYY

Say, whatever happened to Trump?

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>>93129048
>Be human working at Stark Industries (At the Old Avengers Tower)
>I'm a lowly janitor/electrician that repairs the holes and damage when crazy villains attack the place because Stark doesn't trust Damage Control with his stuff.
>I'm somewhat /fit/ from the manual labor and know how to use a gun because Stark has everyone on the payroll get minor security training in case a nutjob raids the place/takes us hostage.
>Job pays well and I've even got to flirt with one of the lesser secretaries in HR.
>While I'm fixing some physical damage the Inhumans did with their hacking, I step out for a smoke break.
>Fucking Inhuman blows the building up sending me flying into the street with my arm and leg blown up.
>I'm dead until Hydracap comes around.
>Wake up with the Kraken telling me that my destiny is to capture Inhumans for the transgressions they have done to humanity and myself.
>Find out I've been turned into a Deathlok so I have cybernetic upgrades for my missing limbs so I can hunt Inhumans because of my backstory.
>Training Montage
>Find out the Kraken has found other humans who died because of the Inhumans/X-Men bullshit such as people dying when that Japanese Inhuman put half a city to sleep which caused car/plane crashes, wild Inhumans causing havoc after their terrigenesis, or the rare humans that have no x-gene but died from an allergic reaction from the mist, etc in deathloks.
>Were the new Revengers, a secret police for Hydra against the Inhuman/X-Men scourge.

Reveals that Hydra Punisher is our on-off trainer/handler while he cleans up the human filth like Fisk, Bullseye, etc.

Even for a minor character I start hunting Kamala and her Inhuman resistance with extreme prejudice. When I face Kamala I get to go full anger mode and tell her off that she acts like a hero but she was completely okay with the Inhumans committing terrorism that took the lives of my friends. I yell Hail Hydra as my fellow Dethloks attack them.

[post delayed]

i fucking hate super-heroes, one of them dented my car last week when they were fighting stilt-man.

>>93138698
in the wake of wwII nazi became synonymous with fascist as a way of declaring that there are no good fascists regimes
and hydra is undeniably fascist
to insist that hydra are not nazi's is to say 'but they aren't the bad kind of fascists' which just outs yourself as a fascist
is there anything else to say?

>>93136680
MUGGED.COM

>>93139151
So would you rather we not have superheroes? Then we'd all get killed by Galactus, or Dormammu, or Kang, or the Atlanteans, or the Kree or whatever.

>>93139249
>Implying those assholes would even bother attacking if the super-idiots didn't pose them such a juicy challenge.

Maybe you're also a MUTANT sympathizer, bud?

>>93139289
What kind of dumb logic is that? That's like saying "maybe criminals wouldn't exist if cops weren't around daring them to commit crimes".
As for mutants, I think that they don't deserve all the hate they get, but the X-Men sure as hell do. Bunch of arrogant isolationist assholes, they've been a huge obstacle to mutant rights and they don't even realize it.

>>93139249
Remember Ultron? the robot that Hank Pym made? it tried to destroy humanity?

>>93139320
>it's a "detached logical guy that does not believe super-morons are to blame for everything bad" episode
>muh mutie rights

Get a load of this guy.

Next he'll be saying the cosmic cube was not real and we are all pawns in a Hydra conspiracy.

>>93139355
REMEMBER IT?
Yeah, its shitposting on /g/ right now.

>>93139249
I want ARMY and GOVERNMENT whom I can ELECT to protect me, not fucking mutants and sorcerers who don't even have TWITTER.

>>93139355
Yeah, so? Just because one superhero fucked up once doesn't mean we should get rid of all superheroes.
That's like saying that because some cops like shooting unarmed black people we should get rid of all cops.

Point being: if there were no superheroes, we'd all be dead. Deal with it.

*** This is an automatic notification of data monitoring by Hydra Ministry of Fairness. Hydra: the goverment listens to you! ***

>>93139531
Thank TOAA for our Hydra overlords. Maybe this'll help them catch those mute shitposters.

>>93139531
Hail Hydra.

>>93139483
>Just because one superhero fucked up this year
>Then next year
>Then last month, because suddenly the events of the 90's somehow slided to the 2000's
>Then yesterday

0 days since the last superhero fuck up.

>>93139625
The amount of times superheroes have saved the world far outnumbers any damage caused by a few fuck-ups.

>>93139483
>Aliens ignore Earth for MILLIONS of years
>In the 21st century, super-morons appear and start traveling to other planets and dimensions
>SUDDENLY, aliens now at war with Earth every year

GEE, I WONDER (((WHO))) COULD BE BEHIND THIS?

I HATE MUTANTS

Eww

>>93139681
It had nothing to do with superheroes, but with technological advancement. We weren't worth conquering or noticing back when we were just a bunch of morons with swords, now we are.
And it seems that you're unaware of the fact that aliens have actually been messing with Earth for millenia. The Inhumans only exist because the Kree decided to experiment on some cavemen, just like the Celestials did to create mutants.

>>93139749
you know this how?

>>93124174
Fuck are all these blogposters on my comics and cartoons board? Go to /pol/ if you want to bitch about muties and jerk off Hydra.

>>93139672
Seems to me like it evens itself out in the, what, twenty years they mostly operated in?

Every year it's the same, a superhero vs villain battle, an alien attack, a dimensional attack, a superhero vs superhero battle.

>>93139768
This is all public knowledge. The Inhumans and the Mutants talk about it all the time, and tons of archeological digs prove that aliens have been messing with Earth for a really long time. There's many books on the subject, in fact Scientist Supreme Arnim Zola recently published an article about alien interference in human genetics in order to justify Hydra's policies.

>>93139749
They sure ain't writing that down in the history books that we normal people have, bud. Sounds like you're another all-knowing mutie conspirologist to me.

>>93139681
>For millions of years

Nigger Inhumans were alien experiments from millions of years ago.

>>93139818
Superhero vs superhero battles never cause anywhere near as much damage or endager as many people as those other things. At worst, a hero vs hero battle ends with a few damaged buildings that Damage Control then fixes, and a some hospitalized heroes. At worst villain or alien attacks cause massive devestation and countless civilian casualties.
Remember that time Kang the Conqueror nuked Washington DC and took over the world?

>>93139838
They do write in histry books, you're just illiterate and only read comics. Also, the American public school education leaves a lot to be desired, and certain religious groups don't want aliens to be talked about in textbooks.

>>93139749
>muh technological advancement shill

Yep, 'cause our crappy spaceships and nukes are sooooo much better and more deserving on alien awareness than the crap we had back during the Cold War, right.

YOU KNOW, unless you're a (((superhero))) with access to advanced interdimensional technologies out of nowhere.

Where are my fucking hovercars, Richards?

Where is the cure for cancer, Black Panther?

What the hell do all those "superhero scientists" do when they don't pose for the cams?

>>93139774
Fuck off, mugga.

>>93139877
>>93139881
>>93139907
>inhuman apologists in the thread

MODS

>>93139927
>Where is the cure for cancer, Black Panther?
It turns out that was just propaganda. Wkanda thought that by claiming they have the cure to cancer people would think that they're awesome. Once they realized that it made everyone think that they're even bigger assholes than they already thought they were, they quickly denied ever having the cure to cancer.
There's plenty of other cool tech that they refuse to share though. Not to mention that they built a wall to keep starving African children out.

I'm just so happy there are so many cool, young and DIVERSE superheroes nowadays! They are all so kawaii and so much better than the old geezers ^_^

And none of them are filthy mutants!

>>93138517
They sold out back in 1942 when they decided that taking over Germany wasn't good enough and that they wanted to bring the world under one banner: theirs.

If you're gonna be Nazis, do it properly.

How come you Americans are so ignorant about foreign superheroes? Your media never covers the exploits of Captain Germany, White Fox, the Ascendants, Les Heroes de Paris, Big Hero 6, the Triumph Division or the Winter Guard. They've saved the world countless times yet none of you ever seem to hear about it, heck most of you have probably never heard of them at all.

Who /mandelaeffect/ here?

Supposedly, Captain America was asked about having a Twitter account in an interview during the last superhero Civil War.

EXCEPT, I definitely remember it being MYSPACE he was asked about!!! Did the timeline somehow change?

>>93140004
i think a couple of them are (((inhumans))) though.

>>93140004
Kys

>>93140195
sorry mugga :)

>>93140163
really?!?!!?! who?!?!! pls don't say kamala shes so cute diverse

mutants a shit

>>93140261
>kamala
literally who?

>>93140261
I dont know who Kamala is but that Ms Marvel isnt a real muslim, she doesnt even wear a hijab

>>93140112
You're just crazy. Like all those people that claim hat Frank Castle was a Vietnam War veteran. How would that even possible? He's too young for that.

>>93140049
Nazis hate anyone who's not white or German. Hydra is protecting humans, you know, like our fucking government should have done from the start.

>>93140112
I specifically remember a duck running for president. Everyone else remembers that, right? Or am I going crazy?

>>93140365
the one thing that has been consistant with superheroes, is that cap kicked nazi ass.

>>93140424
Not according to Cap. It turns out WWII was all fake too.

>>93140424
>(((Hero))) still detected.

That's not what happened, the allies used the cosmic cube to change reality so that Cap was always with them, when in reality he was actually a Hydra agent.

>>93140416
Oh yeah, Howard. It happened. Don't worry, Howard is just some crazy talking duck from another dimension, it's best to just ignore him.
Still not as crazy as that time Stephen Colbert ran for President, won the popular vote, but then failed to win a single electoral college vote.

>>93140382
If Hydra is so pro-human, why do they have literal squid people and FUCKING MUTANTS (and from the goddamn Dawn of the White Light, of all palces) in their high command?!

Checkmate, hydracucks.

>>93140480
>Howard is just some crazy talking duck from another dimension

>Ignore him

Fuck no I won't! Hydra better kick his ass back to his home dimension.

>>93140112
My mom remembers X-Men being there in the 60s, when I know they first appeared in 90s/early00s.

She also says Bobert was straight (LOL)

>>93140503
Honorary humans. They're not total shits like the rest of their species, pretty red pilled too.

>>93140503
Gorgon is loyal to Hydra, that's what sets him apart from other mutants. Most Mutants have no loyalty to anyone but themselves and whatever mutant despot they attach themselves to like Magneto or Cyclops, that's why they're a threat. Gorgon rejects his identity as a mutant, he would die for Hydra, and in fact he has already done so twice.

>>93140527
I think Howard is stuck in the New York City Darkforce bubble.

>>93140313
>>93140342
>they don't know

okay I won't tell you who kamala is :)

>>93140561
>>93140586
>Become a government shill
>Suddenly nobody cares that you worked for Magneto and the Green Goblin

People, I swear, next time Skrulls take over America you're gonna be praising alien ass.

At least mutants are always hated, that's one constant you can be happy about.

>>93140624
Aren't all black (((superheroes))) there too?

>>93140689
Hey now, it's true that Gorgon was allies with Norman Osborn, who doesn't deserve all the hate he gets since things went pretty well when he was in charge, but he never ever worked for Magneto.

>>93140625
just looked her up. looks like she's just an arab girl, cute as shit though.

Is it legal to shoot mutants?

>>93140803
Of course, and even if it wasn't, what jury would convict you?

>>93140784
Yeah, also, isn't that guy constantly trying to kill Spider-Man? Sounds like a real hero to me.

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>>93124174
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>>93140830
Who the fuck is Proteus and why should we care?

>>93140803
i say it's illegal NOT to shoot them.

>>93140830
I give you five minuets against Supreme Leader's Avengers.

>>93140741
And even better, most of the X-Men are trapped in there too, like Kitty Pryde, Storm and Old Wolverine. Serves them right for just parking their house in Central Park like they own the place.
Sadly a few of them are still out there, in that New Tian place ruled by Xorn. Which reminds me? Isn't he the guy that the X-Men tried to pin Magneto's crime on? I can't believe they expected people to believe that shit.

>>93140830
I̱ ͍͎͖̖͚̳͍W͖̮͖̖̻A͇͍͔̰S̮̻̻̭̼ ̭D̺̤̱̯͔̣E̠̝S̯̻͍̣T͙͍̗̹̯̣̱̞R̠̗̹͉̞͕O̙̺̘Y̯͈̗̥̭̦ͅE͉͙̟͉̮̹̞D͓̝̼ ̘͔͔Y̱͎E͙̰ͅT͔̦̣͓̪ ̺͎̘Ḭ̱ ̳̞͔̙ͅC̳̙̜̝̭̣̼̼A̙̰̦N͚ ̰̠͉̬̭͔̙L͖͔̦̠̪͚͖̘͈I͎̠̟̻̪̞V̹͍̯̬̭E͎͍ ̖̼͙̪̹̙W̯̦͈̙͎̥I͖̬T͎ͅH̠͚̗͔͓͚̫̝O̗̩̜͓͓̱̪̱̱U̼T̘͙͍ ̘̯A͖ ̻͈̞̮B̜̦̙̤̰̦̪̟O͍͙̥̭͓͔D͎͕̣ͅY̠̰͔̟:̺͚ ̖̙̜̪͚̻͖͈͙I͙̫̳̭̬̩̥ ̮͙C̳̥̬̹̤̪̠̮̘A͎N͉̺̰͍͍̣̫͖ ̮̝̹̫̜S͎̼͙͔̺̝̗̭E̥͇̙̘̮̟E̖̹̻͔ ͕̮̼̭͍ͅW̖̦̙͓I̩̦͇̣̘T͍͖H͍̘O͉U̼T͙̫̻͓̮̫̞̰̰ ̠̻̣͈̭͓̜͚̪E̬̮̯͓͉Y̤̙E̯͍S͇̠̥̦̼͈͇͈:͙̩͇̣̮̖̹͚ ͖̭̠͔̮͓͉͈R͇͍͈̱̻̯͓E̻͔̟̪̜A̮̫̥L̪͉͎I̯͙̻T̖̬̹Y͎̞ͅ ̮̰͉I͇̻̥̥S̼͉͉̹ ̰̫̪̪͖̝̭M̥̳̗͚̺̼͈̫Y͔̰̮ ̰̯̮̖̹̱H͖O̝̦̫̙̝̠̦̞W̮̩͎̰͓̹̟̼ ͓͓̹̙ͅI͓̠̬͇̹ ̜̳͇̰̗W͇̮̩̖̞͔̪I̘͕̹͙̝̙̝̮̻S͈̮̰̘͖̹͙H͓̘͉ ͚̪̳͎̪̜̙͙̱I̗̘̠͇̜T͎ͅ ̙̣̪T̼̙̰̘O͓̟ ̤̬̬̳̖͍̣̩B̗̻E͚̟̝̤̥̤͕ͅ.̭̦̼̰̳ͅ ̯̣I̖̬͍̣͙ ̤͈W͕̳A̟͓R̮͕̦P̮͕̺̜̺̻͍ ͚͚̰̼I͚̭̗̣̰͉Ṭ̞̬͉ ̹̖͚͉̱͖T͈͖̙̮͉O͉͇̬̩ ̯M͙͍Y͈̥̼̗͚͉̖͈ ͔P̞̬͖̝̬͔͕̗L̘̩E͖̪A̝̣̹̜̗͚̠͎S̥͚̫U͈̬R̯͚̮͓͓E̪̥.͎͙̫̫ ̝̯͓̰̝

>>93140924
>New Titan.

Sadly, I have a cousin who lives there. It's has bad as you might thing, those mutant fucks kick humans around for no goddamn reason and whenever a human tries to defend himself he gets beaten down by the police.

Damn filthy muties.

>>93140963
Nigger, I'm telling you. You show your face around here Supreme Leader will bust a cap in your ass faster than Quicksilver on coke.

>>93140997
I͚̠̖̯̘͕̗ Ļ̼IK̬̺̩E͢ ̶̱Y̬̜̱̞̱O̧͈Ư͔.̸ ̴̱D͎̯O ̹̼̫͘ͅY̭̖O͙̳͘U̧̮̤̙̥̺̫ ̝̠W̜̗̯̤̯͇͈I̵͓̙̙S͎̜̭̜H̺̹͈̞͕͕͚͟ ͕̰̜̣̼S̕O̴̦̟̤̙ͅM̤̞͚͚͍͠E͉̤̬͔̜͠O͙̭N͍͖̰̱̯E͉̤̫̱̕ ̤ͅTO̙̺̼̻̘ ̙͓͈̞̘͕B̦̦̹̘͍͇̺Ȩ͎ ̖͙̭̥̟͖͢K̴̗̖͍͕I̜͈̦̼̺L̶͔L͔͉̖̪̹E̮D̫͓̤͇̕?̵

>>93140967
And then muties wonder why we hate them. Even New Attilan was better than this.

>>93140997
>Quicksilver

Guys.

Is Quicksilver a mutant? My mom says he worked for Magneto before becoming an Avenger, but Captain America wouldn't bring a mutant into the Avengers, right?

>>93141066
SPIDER-MAN!

>>93141081
Cap only brought him on because he was under cover remember? True Cap hates muties just like us.

>>93141120
ALRIGHT. BUT I NEED YOUR HELP. COULD YOU ASSEMBLE REVERSE-POLARIZER MAGNETS AND INSTALL THEM ALL OVER NEW YORK? THEN I AM GOING TO RIP SPIDER-MAN'S HEART OUT WHILE HE DIES SCREAMING.

>>93141145
Cap is not actually mutated right? He just a strong fella.

>>93141081
Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch recently found out that they weren't mutants, and that they aren't Magneto's children at all. Something about a talking cow lying to them.
Anyway, Quicksilver is a traitor working with the Underground, it's his sister the Scarlet Witch that is part of the best Avengers team ever. Wanda is cool, I even heard rumors that she was behind M-Day, one thing's for sure, the X-Men hate her which means she must be OK.

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>>93141179
GUYS! We need a Patreon! This is a noble cause!

>>93141193
Mutated people are not mutants, they're mutates. Mutates are still humans, just modified. But to answer your question, no, it was some weird formula he drank.

>>93141179
I would, but New York is currently trapped in a hellish dark dimension.

>>93141210
AND NO TO FORGET. I CAN WARP REALITY, SO EVERYONE WHO DONATES GETS THEIR OWN MINIATURE-WORLD. F̰̪Ơ̺̗̘R̼ ͈̗̗͝E͙͟V̪͚̺͇͍͡E̡͍͖̳̟͎R̭̦̭͎̳Y̹̫̯̤͘ ̩̭͎͜5̳̠̳̥̺̯0$̖̳͍ ̶͔̥I̴̱̝͇͇ A̸͖̯̱̳M̷̦̭ ̤̱ͅG̢͇̘O̶̰̝̞I͕͚̳̠̺͔N̩̼̣̱͔Ģ ̴̩̞͍T̠O̦̜ ́K͈̬̘̮͉I͔̝LL̮͈̼ ̘̜̘͈A͉͍͙̩̙͓Ņ͙ ̮̣I̬͉͟NH̵͍̰͇͖ͅU̟̺͞M͙͉͕̫̳A̯N̳̯̯̯̭ O̜̹̣̯̘͖̝̕R̭̤ ̱̰̬̞M̡̞̭̺U̮͙͍̕T̝̺̗̣͔͉Á̬̰̙̜N͕̠̞͢T̻̦̟̜͈.̻̗̪̹̖

>>93141286
YOU SEEM TO BE AN INFORMeD PERSON. D̯͎̟͔Ò̭ ̺̩̯Y̱̗̯͠Ò͕̭̤͚̺͔̗U͞ ̸K͖̪͖̠̼͘N͇͍̠̹͟OW̛̺̤͚ ̧̱͎̫͓͚̖W͈̺̭̳̺̱̩̕H͕͓̝̼̫A̛̬̦̮Ṭ͍̖̺̹̠ ͙͡M̘͓͔ͅͅoi͍͖̗̭͞ͅr͚͚̯̮̦̱a͈͎ ͍͔ͅM̵͖̫̮͖̩͉͚a̯̹̥̱͉͔c̟̳̪͈T̡a̕g̺g̱͔͉ḛ̤̩r̬̬͖͟t̹̝̙̹͍̼͕͜ ̺́I̜̩͠S̳̤̯͕͎̠̝͞ ̩̻̳̠̞D͚̫̩̠̱̼̱O̝Į̪̰Ń͖̦͓G̛̳̬͉ ͉̬̖̫A̳ND̹̪̼̪̥̙̹͜ ̫͍͓̹̩̪W̶̤̥̟̦̮H̸̼͈͇̰ͅĘ̮̹R̩͉ͅE ͢I̱̥̯͎͓̹̹͝ ̸̩C̬͘A̼̦̬͔͓̫N̩ ̧̥̟̼F̫͍͓̪͚̣I̼̫̜̪̞͙N͉͎Ḓ͢ ̼͖̀H̘͙E͈R͍̥̰͙͍̞͢E?̤͔͕̞͖̼̝

>>93141231
>not mutants, they're mutates
That sounds like some mutie-justifyin' talk to me.

So any fella can claim he ain't no mutant, he a mutATE? That just ain't right.

>>93141198
You sure know a lot of stuff about dem muties mate.

>>93141336
No, because mutants have the x-gene, which is detectable. It's third grade biology moron.

>>93124174
Magneto looks like he was drawn by butch hartman.

>>93141322
Google tells me that Moira Mac Taggert was killed by Mystique a few years ago and it doesn't like she's been resurrected yet.
Honestly, the fact that the X-Men are morally bankrupt enough that they keep forgiving Mystique and having her join her teams is one of the many reasons I hate them.

>>93141231
Tomato/tomato. They are filthy, powers-abusing (((heroes))) one way or another.

>>93141350
You gotta know your enemy. The X-Men aren't really that good at keeping secrets, all their teenage students tweet about gossip.

>>93141353
Sure ain't got no gene-detecting robot in my backyard, how do I know spider-menace is no mutant?

>>93141380
>Implying Supreme Leader is just as bad as a mutie.

Why do I have the feeling you're inhuman?

>>93141400
You don't need to worry about that anymore, Hydra will do the detecting for you. All the Spider menaces stand against Hydra anyway, so they'll be dealt with too.

>>93141400
We don't know what he is. Which is troubling. Why is he so secretive? What is he hiding?

>>93141368
I̤͙̠̜̤̺T̜̣̘̰͈̺͝ͅ ̧̰̬̙͞S͉̹̀̕͠H̤̰̦͚͚̮̦O̡̙̱̺͍͎̹͍͢ͅͅU̡̩̹̖͘͜L̝̜̰̭̩̬̦̬̬D̶̴͖̞̖͔͇͔͢ ̨̖̗͙̖͚̟H̴͙͈̜̺͓̺̼A̶̻̹̹̦͝V̶͔͓̜͈̗̼̣̩͜ͅE̵̡͖̬̰ͅ ̧̛͔̩̻͎B̭̪̼E̥̜͎͜Ȩ͇͖̭̯̳̜͘N̢̼̜͍͙͖̖͓ ͚̣͇͎̹̰M̸͔̜͉̜̠̥͙͍̗͜E͖͝!̡̡̤͇̠̯̖̫͝ S͔͖̹̬̠͈T̵̟̘̳̰͍I̜̝L͎͡L͉͚̮͚͉̝̼,̖͜ ̝͇͎I̛͙͚̜̣ ̣̕W̶̜I̸̠̰L̳͞L͇͈̥̠̰͕ ͇̬̦͕V̡̩̯I̞̻͈͘S̢͕͎̦̝I̮͎̕T͔̻͇̜͕͚ ̪͎̟̺H̰̳̣E̢͙̙͕͈̬̖R ̸͔̫̟͍̦̮̜G͚̰͍͔̩͠R̵͙̜̻A̸̰͎̪V͕̯̭E THANK YOU KIND STRANGER, SEND ME YOUR IDENTITY AND I WILL GRANT YOU A WISH.

>>93141407
>"He's with the government, so he must be good!"

Keep thinking like that and (((they))) will keep getting away with it, call it a mutie or a shithuman, or cover it with sugar and call a "mutATE" as if that's better.

NOBODY cared when the Hulk murdered his way through my town. Because he was a misguided (((hero))), see, totally not some bad mutie to be hunted by robots, even though he's A GREEN ANIMAL.

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE, (((THEY))) WILL ALWAYS BETRAY US

>>93139531
Hello? I'd like to file a report. >>93141498

>>93141498
I'm glad that Hawkeye finally put that monster down. The fact that he even had to go through a trial is an outrage.
How come Wolverine never gets put on trial for his countless murders? The X-Men are completely above the law, the cops are too afraid to go after them so they get away with a lot of shit. And then the X-Men protect mutant terrorists, so they get away with their crimes too. Look up mutie incarceration rates, they're outrageously low despite their high crime rates. And then they have the nerve to claim they're an "oppressed" minority.

>>93141538
>He thinks I'll let (((them))) triangulate my location.

Good luck, I'm behind 52 proxies.

>>93138665
>He was just butthurt that Thanos killed his only black friend and for some reason he chose to blame Carol instead of Thanos.

That's what happens when you spend too much time with niggers. Tony spent too much time with some spear-chucking jiggaboo and when something that was that dumb nigger's fault happened Tony chimped out in solidarity for his fallen coon and blamed whitey instead of who was actually responsible.

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So yeah Hydra won and this totally won't blow over and we'll all act like it never happened, but anyone else got the feeling that reality suddenly hates us more than usual?

You guys are all gonna feel soooooooooooo dumb when Cap gets his memories back and calls you all idiots for believing that he'd ever willingly support Hydra.

>>93141775
This.

Since this is a /pol/ thread now...

I'd almost like the X-Men if they were not so lenient on criminals. Like, they saved the world more than anyone, and without shilling for the government like the Avengers, you gotta respect that.

BUT...

...Magneto should have been executed long ago. He murders people and plots terrorism and genocide all the time. Yet as soon as he pretends to go clean, the X-Men protect him. Out of what, mutant loyalty? And then they wonder why people hate them.

>>93141775
Eh, Captain Marvel will punch reality until it stops misbehaving. Yaas Queen slay.

>>93142011
Fucking this. And the X-Men have the perfect excuse. They'll claim that because of anti-mutant phobia, mutants would never receive a fair trial, therefore no mutant criminals should ever be put on trial ever.
I shit you not, that's the justification they gave the Avengers when they tried arresting Magneto for, you know, mass murder and everything, but the X-Men stopped them.
And it's not just Magneto. Toad, Mystique, Gambit, Emma Frost, Scott Summers, fucking Sabretooth...how many mutant criminals have the X-Men welcomed into their ranks and protected?
Mutants really need to start distancing themselves from the X-Men and form their own advocacy groups. The X has become a symbol of hate and division.

>>93142105
Emma Frost is too hot to be put on trial desu, we just have to accept the civilian casualties