ITT: A peak from the 4chan of the MCU >Not having the world's

>>93124130
Have you heard of this new guy, Ant-Man? I heard he's pretty smol.

>>93124879
>Ant-Man
What kind of reddit-tier name is that?

F*cking Hulk destroyed my house yesterday - posting this from the library.

Someone needs to put a f*cking leash on that guy.

I fucking hate Wakandans

>>93125398
Yeah, they're nothing but a bunch of naggers

>>93125374
>censoring yourself
You need to be 14 to post on this site.

>>93125476
I'm posting as if I lived in 616-prime - which I needn't remind you is PG-13.

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>>93125422
>nag

>>93124130

>Wakanda finally wants to cooperate with the wider world
>Oh boy, goodbye private healthcare as it become completely unprofitable when the cure for cancer costs as much as a magnum
>Led by based leader, pretty much the anti-Mugabe
>He literally gets btfo by some dickhead terrorist from a failed state
>Aaaaand now his son vows to continue his legacy by dressing up as a cat, and beating up a mentally ill and possible homosexual American

I'm not sure what's worse, the repeat of a Yigal Amir situation where an international peace process is chucked in the shitter by some Elliot Rodger tier asshole, the fact people will continue to die of cancer because of this guy, or the fact that the new ruler of the most advanced nation on Earth (shut up /pol/) is a prejudiced and possible homophobic furry.

we should Nuke Genosha

When is Captain America going to punch Emperor Corbyn?

Gas the mutants!
Species war now!

Why hasn't Wanda Slav being arrested yet?

>>93125620
What?
>>93125622
>Aligning yourself with the world's most dangerous fugitive

>>93125671
Okay, I just the Marvel Wiki, (which is in the context of this thread, regular Wikipedia) and it is NOT as I thought, a mutant refuge, which I guess has been my retarded headcannon for about 3 years.

Well then, where dem flithy muties hiding at?

nuke that place

Solo..uhh....what was hydra's goal again?
I'm confused.

>>93125950
they wanted to gas the jews

pretty cool guys desu

Why is everything trying to eat earth?

>>93125950

It's to abolish democracy, as it leads to weaker men, and common people will just fuck it up!
Except they don't approve of most kinds of fascism either, as it's always the charismatic yet otherwise completely broken pricks in control. Apart from them of course.
And communism is off the table because fuck the Ruskies and anything from their culture. It may have been tried by them once by a splinter group, but Spiderman fucked up their glorious plan of using germ warfare on the water supply.
Monarchy is also only cool when it's done by supreme Asgardians, so that's a no-no.

Basically, whatever your political system is, fuck it as theirs is better. They're not entirely sure what it is, and they've never managed to sustain it for more than a week, but that's just the evil Jews getting in the way. Except not the Jews, because they're not Nazis, they're talkign about the stereotypical Jewish traits. That being said, fuck Judaism.

Also tentacle burning blimps. Good for raping and razing!

>>93126114
Hoomies taste just like pork.
Marvel's CEO is a Jew.
The MCU is them living out their non-kosher fanfiction fantasies.

That's why the Avengers ate falafel.

>>93125565
Please those VibraniumJews just wanted to neuter the Avengers for failing to let a bomb detonate on a crowded street of people because a handful of Wakandan nobodies are much better than dozens of others.
They weren't going to give the world shit, just plop down their nonresonating dicks, ruin everything for everyone and then retreat back behind their wall.

>>93125741
What the fuck are mutants? What are you talking about? Do you mean Inhumans?

Do you think there's still any christfags out there now a Norse God showed up?

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>>93125950

to fulfill the prophecy, and bring Hive to Earth in the form of Grant Ward

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>>93127762
There's already AIM - I'm kinda sick of these guys, they're more than enough

Does anybody know where I can buy some tape?

Also, post pictures of raboons.

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>>93127529
Do you even Jack Kirby bruh?

>>93125620
>>93125646
>>93125741
>mutants
>(mcu)
Stop smoking crack Johnnie Thunder, there's no such thing as mutants, that's just those old comic books you used to read

I swear I saw Nick Fury eating out at a denny's.

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ITT: Black Widow's feet

Don't ask me how I got this picture; let's just say it was a spider on the wall.

Guys. Hawkeye keeps adopting my kids. They call him dad. What do I do?

So, is it weird I wanna fuck the robot? I mean, I agree with him, humanity is flawed. Will he transfer me over to robot form and let me fuck him if I agree with him?

>>93129543
so is she some kind of rusian jew?

o boy life sure is nice living in hells kitchen no gangs and no weirdos

>>93130707
Why does all the weird shit happen in New York?

>>93131851
i think theres more shit to destroy there than kansas

>>93131851
Fuckin immigrants, m8

>>93132231
kek
>aliens are invading
>fucking irish man

>>93130559
>jew

They don't have religion in Russia because they all worship Joseph Stalin

>>93124130
Fuck off, D*sney intern.

>>>/tv/

>>93132378
>tread have 40 replies
fucking shills mate

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>>93132378

>You can't talk about Disney on the Cartoons and Comics board

dumbass

no, YOU fuck off. Kill yourself my man

>>93132378
>Disney
Which knee?

>>93125668
I wanna fuck that Slav into submission

>>93132620
god sake she is just a kid

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Wakandan here.

Our wall just got 10 feet higher.

Pic related.

>>93132698
>god sake she'll give you a kid
I'm good with this

>>93132710
Don't you have a toaster to fuck, you filthy mutie?

>>93132722
i hope you are ready to pay for a least 10 tracksuits

>>93132280
>they dont have religion in russia
russia is christian and jewish, why do you think they hate islam so much

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>>93132620
God, me too, look at this fucking majestic, chrome-plated, ottermode hunk.

>>93132776
What is with this mutant shit you keep on about?
It's like you're talking about an entirely different universe

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>>93132776
>Filthy
And exactly how many mudslimes have you let into your country?

How's that working out for you?

>>93132801
>why do you think they hate islam so much
becasue islam sucks?

>>93132954
I eat excellent, well-prepared, HALAL, spicy food.
So its going pretty well.

How's being a haram dog in the eyes of the Almighty Allah?

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>>93132850
whats this? an slav for ants

so tony stark is hanging out with that spider kid is he into shotas now?

>>93132474
>shills
Don't worry, it's probably just Ultron.

Who /inhuman/ here?

I've heard rumors that taking too much fish oil can turn people into inhumans.

>>93133471
>inhuman
huh whats that? it kind of have a non-canon ring to me

>>93133217
No, he's into redheads - I think he might be a mutant.

>>93133605
>a mutant.
A what?

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>>93133945
You know, one of these things?

>>93134017
Nope, doesn't ring a bell. What world are you posting from, pal?

>>93124130
So, was no one else really freaked out when that blob thing suddenly exploded in Missouri a bit back? I mean, no one seems to comment on it. SHIELD didn't, the Avengers didn't.

No one did. What the fuck was up with that? It nearly killed Mr. Quill.

>>93134017
that look like a canadian to me bub, now im not fond of canadians but calling them "mutants" is just rude

>>93134036
uhhh lemme check...

ah! I'm at 6160

just like you, right?

>>93134068
well for starters shield colapsed years ago and the only avengers we have left are iron man and his robosexual partner

Anyone else worried those exploding "Judas" bullets seem to be popping up more and more?

>>93134348
never hear of them but that name sounds like it was made by a severe autist obsesed with the bible

>>93134109
Shield has been back for a while, didn't you hear about the new director Jeffrey Mace? He seems like an upstanding fellow.

>>93134454
that sounds like some kind of fan fiction mate next thing you are gona try to sell me is agent coulson is alive

So hey, did anyone else manage to snag any alien metal or debris from The Incident™ back in 2012?

I mean "did anyone", not "did anyone else", I certainly didn't. That's illegal, we're not supposed to keep those thing.

I know that.

>>93134686
you fucking kiding i snached one of those alien corpes and fuck him good for a week straigt

>>93134760
Bruh, that's how you get space aids. Exploding space aids.

Anyone manage to decrypt those SHIELD leaked files ?

Apparently they Nazis the entire time

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>>93124130
The Sentry is real, you fuckers! I took this picture years ago and everything! He's real! REAL! WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE ME?!

>>93134845
naa i lose interest afther they decrypted the black widow sex tape

So what's all this shit about that general who was supposed to keep the reformed SHIELD in check? Heard something weird since all this inhuman business is going on. Crazy shit's happening in New York, Wakanda suddenly deciding to enter the world stage....

I had a song that could have went along with this absolutely crazy shit but I cannot for the life of me remember it. If only I never misplaced my old Zune...

>>93135231
>Trusting any incarnation of Shield

>>93124130
Do you guys remember Johnny Blaze, the stuntman? Kinda big in the 2000s? Well according to /x/ he's part of that urban legend about Ghost Riders and the Spirit of Vengence, all that shit. What do you guys think? Real or fake? Could he be doing this killings in L.A?

>>93135268
I live near LA, and I thought it was all bullshit, till I saw a flaming car drive down the boulevard one night going like 90 mph

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>T'challa just said they got a cure for cancer but they won't tell the others
>mfw
what the fuck? where's captain america when you need him?

Batman v Superman was awful

>>93135329
shut up Deadpool

>>93135329
Everything on /co/ is awful

>>93132801
Because of the Ten Rings Terrorists?

>>93135332
I'm not Deadpool

>>93135315
I bet Dr. Banner can figure it out.

Or- hey, Sue is a biologist, maybe she can figure it out... if Reed helps her.

>>93135397
>Sue
>Reed
Literally who

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>>93135389
lemme guess, yore Spider-Man right?

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>>93135407
You know, those richfags from NY?

I intern helping out at that lousy midtown science school for nerds and people are talking about some "Spiderman" is this some stupid meme the kids are into these days or what?

hey guys have you seen that blind lawyer? how the fuck can he be a lawyer if he's blind?
this only happens in comics like what?

Tony Stark is right and Captain America is a faggot

So like, since Shield is kind "back" sort of, I guess, why doesn't Shield, or anyone really, do something about those vigilantes in New York? I mean, it's public knowledge that that one detective woman and that convict have super human powers. It's not even a secret, but they just let them run around unchecked? That bulletproof guy is even being released from jail soon like it's not big deal. At least in Hell's Kitchen, they have the excuse of not knowing who that Daredevil character is, but this seems irresponsible.

>>93135441
Sir, I think you're having a stroke. Those people aren't real. You should seek a doctor.

>>93135475
Those guys are probably on SHIELD's payroll, except DD hence the secret identity.

>>93135507
Figures, typical Shield doing everything the shady way.

holy, i just saw spiderman, from youtube!

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>>93135491
Okay, I'll go see Dr. Richards - he IS the smartest man on the planet.

>>93135517
I thought that guy was just some internet hoax?

>>93135536
>>93135517
Yeah I just looked it up, shit looks ridiculous. Whoever uploaded these recorded it on an old ass phone, so the quality of those vids look like ass. Probably to hide the cheap effects.

>>93135575
Well, if he IS real, get me pictures of him dammit! I need to put him on top story of my news website, the Hourly French Horn! This is going to make great clickbait! Now fetch me a cigarillo!

>>93125515
But the OP asked for MCU

There's this hot as fuck single woman living in my apartment building. I'm considering making a move, but she lives with some little kid. Maybe it's her son? Anyways how would I be able to score without having to raise or talk to her son?

>>93135605
Pictures of a guy who swings from ropes, several stories high? Man, that's impossible, unless you want blurry camera phone snaps. The only way to get good pictures of someone who can move like that is if he took pictures of himself.

>>93135626
Release poisonous spiders into the apartment. If you're lucky then they'll bite him and leave her alone. If you're not lucky and she dies, then you've lost nothing.

>>93134093
Earth-199999 is the MCU, which is our universe

>>93135521
There is no one notable called Reed Richards in our universe

>>93135730
Have you checked the Yellow Pages?
nope
Have you checked Bluebook?
prolly not
Have you checked LinkedIn under: Inventor, Mathematician, Astophysicist?
rev up them keyboards

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>>93135632
nice theory, retard

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Wakanda citizen here with superior internet connection here. How can Third worlders compete?

>>93136829
I've been looking into this recently, got a job with the daily globe. I think there's some truth to it, but the only person who would publish the story is Jonah, and I'm pretty set up in my current position.
It'd be kinda fucked up to dig up dirt o your competitor though, only reason why I say that is because the only person who can even GET pictures of the wall crawler is some punk kid named Peter Parker. His pretty much exclusively contracted with them from what I know. It's really the only quality shots of ol' webhead we can get, so if they did turn out to be doctored it'd ruin that kids life, he's just an innocent kid you know? He's entitled to some mistakes here and there.

Still kinda suspect that he wouldn't even tag along for some commission work with me of those old ww2 bunkers itucked away in the ny sewer systems. But like I said, maybe the kid's just exclusive.

If he WERE taking his own photos as Spider-man though, it'd be a pretty huge story. How would you even go proving that though.

>>93125398
Wakanda is the only fucking country in that shithole where its denizens have accomplished anything at all. They should be trying to fix the rest of Africa but their king is in his office doing his actual job less than Trump

>>93135783
Wait I think I may have read that name somewhere but it was in some /x/ tin foil stuff.

Government cover-ups of some space project in the 60s.

But don't quote me on that.

>>93125565
Shut the fuck up, Wakanda ain't got shit on Latveria

>>93136952
He'd be able to do his job if he could actuallly understand those motherfuckers with the plates in their mouths. I don't think there's a google translate option for CLACK CLACK CLACK.

>>93136971
What the heck is Latveria?

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[image of a symbiote in a ziplock bag with a time stamp]

Hey guys I just found some drugs on the sidewalk, what should I do?

Singles: I snort it
Doubles: I eat it
Triples: I shove it up my ass

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>>93136999
Oh shit...

>>93136999
Your symbiote name shall be Enema

>Johann Schmidt did nothing wrong

>>93136952
Don't you mean, MODOK?

>>93137053
WE ARE ENEMA

>>93125245
>>93124879
>When will manlet heros learn

>>93136999
drugass

>>93132850
>those wide childbearing hips

>>93125374
>>93125476
XD this joke needs to be in the comic

Ms. Marvel should be deported. (the new one)

>>93137053
>>93137086
>Venema

>>93138365
Who?

>>93140167
Carmela Clan

>>93142049
She may not even be born yet

>>93124130
Hey assholes, I'm from a different universe called 616. I got to say, this one sucks. You faggots don't even have a Reed Richards, I can't get back to my world.

It's bloody boring here compared to my world.

The US government came up with the Sokovia Accords so they can use superpowered people as their own personal army. They're going to turn our country into a military dictatorship, all the disasters that happened in the last years was orchestrated by the CIA so they can limit more of our freedom.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>>93143584
Why does no one care about that blue goop in Missouri?

>>93136952
Why would they bother fixing the rest of Africa? We haven't even fixed Mexico even though we're the ones who buy drugs from them.

Nationlets, when will they learn?