JSA Storytime: X-Statix

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>>93123977
There's a LOT of Doopspeak in this one, so feel free to cheat:

https://uncannyxmen.net/node/5266/page/0/2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsYA8Gr5NTY

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>>93124022
>"Hubba! Hubba!"
>"Gimme some of dat!"
kek

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>>93124022
hnng these fonts

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>>93124048
He lived an awesome life, that's what we should all aim for

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>>93123977
PO si a toggaf.

>>93123977
Hello, Storyteller.

>Cooke
In initially mistaking the art for Timm, I realize that I am slow as hell for only just now figuring out the former influenced the latter. Welp, I'm fuckin' dumb.

>>93124022
I don't feel I can get behind Doop until I know whether he's(?) in a minority group that must be supported desu. I would hate to unwittingly enjoy an appropriative character like Hawkman or Catwoman.

>>93124048
Burt Ward and Julie Newmar are the only ones left. ;_;

>>93124105
Timm's art is pointier looking.

>>93124113
Cooke > Timm for sure. More variety in builds and expressions. It's softer, which I prefer.

>>93124105
And Elsa Charretier was influenced by both of them so it's a shame her art is terribly colored in Wasp

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>>93124145
Yeah, a lot more range.

Timm draws uniformly pointy boobs

>>93124048
I wonder if he managed to finish recording his lines for the sequel of Return of the Caped Crusaders.

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>>93124133
And then Lynda Carter and those two are the last of the oldies in general I think.

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>>93124178
I love this Wolverine so much

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>>93124178
You could poke your eye out on some of them.

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>>93124232
seriously, boobs don't DO that

>>93124178
>>93124232
The dude really likes nipples, I think

>>93124156
She's going back to the Infinite Loop soon, I believe.

>>93124232
lol @ that plug suit, even compared to the original

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>>93124262
/d/ incoming?

>>93123977
I DEMAND A SURPRISE BATMAN '66 STORYTIME FOR ADAM WEST'S MEMORY INSTEAD

Hey OP, I bought an LED bulb and holy shit, pure upgrade!

>>93124262
>>93124292
Wolverine is full-on anime physics here.

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>>93124292

>>93124089
I'm glad he lived long enough to see his portrayal come back in vogue again. Still stings though

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>>93124319
who, WHO can Wolverine turn to for help???

>>93124113
Eh. Catwoman is shit anyway, so it doesn't really fuckin' matter either way.

Is it weird that while I hate Selina, I wholeheartedly support the idea of her and Bruce getting hitched? Like, even as someone who hates both characters, I can't deny that this presents a strong opportunity for both of them, especially Selina and her future interactions with the Bat-Family. Stepmom and stepson antics between her and Damien(who I also fucking hate)alone can be milked for years to come.

>>93124277
>>93124277
>She's going back to the Infinite Loop soon, I believe.
google says you're right
They announced vol 2 just a couple months ago

Is that book any good?

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>>93124346
This is a fucking top-notch pageturn

>>93124350
Shame she's gonna say no after something is revealed through the flashback story with Joker and Riddler.

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>>93124178
>Timm draws uniformly pointy boobs
He does now
> holy shit posting images in a storytime that's not cool dude
It's a story about a potato, deal with it

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>>93124394
hah, wow, now that's a different style

>>93124371
It's... passable.

>>93124394
Naw, we don't mind images in these storytimes.

>>93124394
we don't care about posting images here tho

What's everyone reading these days?
I'm working through some nu-Vertigo stuff. I finished Crossing Midnight (which was okay), and Saucer Country (which was great but cancelled before it could completely wrap stuff up).

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>>93124423

>>93124371
No idea, haven't read it. That was just where I first saw her art.

>>93124350
I actually forgot that had happened already. TKing's Batman kinda bores me 2bh.

Like remember we had that "people read for the payoff" discussion about HydraCap? While I might not have been on-side for that I am kinda in that place for King's Batman except I don't care that much about the payoff either.

>>93124430
Not much lol

>>93124089
Why is this woman calling Slam Bradley Wolverine?

>>93124423
That's his original style, he ruined himself imitating 60s mens' magazine cartoonists and now he has a style useless outside of a DCAU from a generation past. He can draw pinups all he likes but unless he sells a book to Image he's fucked.

>>93124394
Still with the nips, though.

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>>93124430
I haven't been reading comics on the side at all lately, been too busy/ESO/reading books

>>93124466
because this is the best of all Wolverines

>>93124430
There's a Saucer Country sequel called Saucer State.

>>93124475
And God bless that.

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>>93124471
>60s mens' magazine cartoonists
Hah, I do see it.

His style animates well thanks to the simplicity, right? But does he even do sequentials? The pinups bored me to death because they're samier than Phil Noto with none of the redeeming fashion sense.

>>93124500
Is Saucer City next?

>>93124430
Books about the Balkans and slowly working my way through Hellblazer.

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>>93124427
I'm taking your word for it

>>93124022
I like having this around. It's fun when Doop shows up. Makes me feel like a kid in the fifties with a decoder ring.

>>93124511
>But does he even do sequentials?
Mad Love ring a bell?

>>93124222
The Collector my ass.
I bet this guy's never even killed an entire species to keep something rare.

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>>93124522
I really admire the commitment to keeping Doop in Doopspeak and not watering it down, or translating it on the page

God, New Krypton was fucking insufferable wrt fonts

Is it me or is this character with the sideburns the most poorly written Wolverine I've come across?

Having a rare night of doing NORMIE THINGS so won't be joining. Have fun anons.

>>93124393
I dunno, the way Rebirth's been going, she may very well say yes. Honestly, I get the feeling that Rebirth ultimately happened because everyone at DC got bored and tired. Clark and Lois are married now, Diana is actually redeeming villains again, and now this proposal.

The Nu52 drained everyone, and now they're just gonna do all the shit they wanted to do, but couldn't.

>>93124572
Fuck off, idiot. No one cares.

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>>93124537
I never 'got' Harley to begin with


anything more recent?

>>93124572
LOL

>>93124578
>I get the feeling that Rebirth ultimately happened because everyone at DC got bored and tired

They got tired of watching their paying readers stop purchasing their books.

>>93124585
Sorry, anon.

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>>93124600

>>93124500
Nice, it looks like it just started too. I wonder if Cornell had to buy the rights to the characters from DC, or is Vertigo completely creator owned now?
>>93124515
>Saucer State will last for six issues, and then will have a six issue follow-up and conclusion
You might be right

>>93124346
Messrs. Smith and Weston?

>>93124600
http://comicbookdb.com/creator.php?ID=1642

I remember a story about a couple of killers who end up hiring the same hitman to torture and kill each other. There's also a Batman B&W story by him.

>>93124638
>>Saucer State will last for six issues, and then will have a six issue follow-up and conclusion
>You might be right
I will be satisfied

>>93124600
>I never 'got' Harley to begin with
Once upon a time there was a TV show on CBS named The Flash. Its final episode was a two parter about Flash being put on trial by a screechy joke/prank themed villain in a loud outfit, and the B plot was a fangirl who decided to theme herself after said villain (who couldn't stand her).

Said villain was the Trickster. He was played by Mark Hamill.

A year later, BTAS debuts and featured a screechy joke/prank themed villain in a loud outfit being pestered by a fangirl who decided to theme herself after him (and he couldn't stand her).

Said villain was the Joker. He was voiced by Mark Hamill.

Good work, Timm.

>>93124394
Yup, that's Claremont alright.

>>93124515
This is reminding me of when people were joking that Arkham City's sequel would be Arkham Country or Arkham World.

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>>93124664
>a story about a couple of killers who end up hiring the same hitman to torture and kill each other

trivia time. The letterer for that story was none other than Glen "Teen Titans/Ben 10" Murakami. Good lettering work, too.

>>93124430
>What's everyone reading these days?

Nearly done Yiddish for Pirates, then gonna do a few comical type books before grabbing something else off the 5 foot pile-of-books-I-bought-to-read.

>>93124664
Red Romance. He didn't write that one though. There was whole more interesting possible career in that one shot, maybe.

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>>93124691
who got soulraped by a space demon?

>>93124731
Holy shit, kill yourself, you massive casual faggot. Jesus Christ.

>>93124515
No, logically the next in the progression would be Saucer Nation.

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>>93124731

>>93124764
Why are you here?

>>93124772
This is great.

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>>93124764
lol trying too hard

>>93124764
>>93124787
he's being facetious but if you read Claremont's last issue of Man-Thing, it happens to a character who becomes Man-Thing's host briefly.

That character is Chris Claremont.

>>93124623
>Wolverine
>Dangerously Unstable

MY GOD, WHAT A SHOCK! There were no signs at all!

>>93124519
Hellblazer divides nicely into different sections by each author mostly because it's tradition to kill everyone related to the previous writer
What writer are you up to?

>>93124825
keep reading

>>93124825
This is actually an oddly sane rendition of Wolverine.

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>>93124796
Doop's love of broken-off bottles allasudden makes me want a Section 8/Doop company crossover

>>93124829
Just getting to Ennis' first stint.

>>93124772
I wish All-New Doop was a story chronicling the adventures of that green potato across the mutant universe instead of him suddenly becoming Bendis. Alas, maybe some stories are best left untold.

>>93124846
Like I said, who is this man

>>93124867
Doop MAX

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>>93124852

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>>93124852
Just saiyan, you could read them walking off with a broken-off bottle in a different sort of way.

>>93124731
I wanna go with Psylocke here?

Or maybe Rachel? Or Forge?
...

Madelyne Pryor?

>>93124897
> turn on MTV
what year was this, again?

>>93124600
>I never 'got' Harley to begin with
Me neither, frankly. Especially with the way they've been infantilizing her lately. She becomes more and more of a womanchild with each appearance, and it's getting legit creepy. Especially since some people look up to her for whatever reason.

I miss when feminist icons acted like grown ass women. How come nobody ever looks up to Kate Spencer? She's a piece of shit too, but at least she acts like a goddamn adult.

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>>93124914
2003, hoot hoot

>>93124889
I would do a lot for a Doop MAX book

>>93124911
Remember that this Timm page is from 1982 and Forge and Rachel didn't exist yet, Pryor was just a throwaway character from an Avengers annual (and a little girl at the time).

>>93124914
2003.

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>>93124936
In fact, despite my annoyance at him, I'd still read Hickman's dream project X-Men MAX book.

>>93124926
>How come nobody ever looks up to Kate Spencer?
Her unfortunate relation to a mediocre comic book writer

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>>93124856
Ennis has good stories, but I remember being turned off a little by some of the Frankfacing that happened to a few characters

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>>93124926
Because a lot of her fandom seem to not really like her as a character from what they've read, but from what they've collectively imagined her to be?

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>>93125044
m-m-meta

>>93125044
I swear to fuck if this live-action Sword in the Stone takes off Disney had better have the balls to put unicorn butchery on the big screen.

Also vaguely disappointed this guy doesn't just look like Sean Connery's character in Highlander.

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>>93125121
Live-action everything is a trend even more disappointing to me than "Movie: The Musical"

>>93125093
>Professor Van Helsing is fictional

Yet more evidence for X-Forstatix being some side universe.

>>93125148
Live action Lion King confuses me greatly

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>>93125148

>>93125148
I don't understand the "let's remake our animated movie but live action" at all - also like, the "live action" Lion King lolwut - but I'd kill to see even a spiritually loyal TOAFK movie.

In general remakes and franchising are horrible these days.

>ywn see hugh jackman and a cgi doop on screen

>>93125203
> tv station call letters not starting with C
Am I misunderstanding something, do only the radio stations do this up North?

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>>93125121
Unicorn butchery is a classic, how can they not put it in?

>>93125203
>Who's pinker than Bad Boy? Noooooo Body!

Well, hello obvious Cooke contribution.

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>>93125235
>Pink Mink would be the one thing that Jackman would come back to Wolverine for

>>93125225
CG's come far enough that they can do the more fantastic elements in live-action without it looking too weird, and movies are so financially risky that playing it safer with familiar previously-successful concepts is what everyone does.

>>93125148
I'm legitimately laughing out loud.

>>93125054
So, casuals, then.

I swear, it always comes back to those fucking trend surfers.

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>>93125267
Mädchen is neuter (ergo 'das') unless you are speaking a particularly weird Austrian dialect

gendered nouns are funny :(

>>93125284
OK, right, fine, but don't chicken out of a bunch of brutalised noble children agonisingly hacking the head off a unicorn while their witchy mother tortures cats then.

Make it just as horrible and fantastical for a kid to see as it was for one to read.

>>93125332
Not casuals. Casuals would just like her because she's been in a lot of the stuff of stuff they've seen, but not put any deep thought about what she means to them. We're talking the weird obsessive headcanon fandom, kind of like the Ivy League.

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>>93125405
they appear to shit up any thread on Twitter they possibly can if it's somehow maybe Ivy-related

>>93125426
>the only animated feature to ever be based on Cooke's art was New Frontier
>we'll never get an animated series with Cooke's art as the template
F U C K

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>>93125455

>>93125455
I just know Stjepan is gonna get a Harley/Ivy book at some point and I'm gonna hate the reaction.

>>93125479
At least New Frontier movie is pretty good

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>>93125492
>>93125479
imagine that the next X-Men cartoon is X-Statix

>>93125405
>We're talking the weird obsessive headcanon fandom, kind of like the Ivy League.
How fitting, considering both characters have become nigh inseparable. Can't help but be reminded of Azz-fags, who are eerily similar in regards to delusional obsession.

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>>93125522

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>>93125547

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>>93125575
>Gene Simmons is a fag

i'm dying laughing here

>>93125522
Would it be on Netflix...due to mature subject matter?

>>93125522
>imagine that the next X-Men cartoon is X-Statix
Must you hurt me so, Storyteller?

>>93125508
>"There's the door, space man."
>good
Anon, pls.

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>>93125604
yes

>>93125522
I hate you for putting that idea in my head. HATE you.

;_;

>>93125628
For FUCK's sake, Cranky.

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>>93125648
I am not sure whose kink this is

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>>93125679
>Twins! It's a long story.

>>93125673
Well he's not wrong that New Frontier uses the Kingdom Come-style Woman of Murder.

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>>93125698

>>93125679
Gonna say this is the OG Leopold von Sacher-Masoch kink. Venus in Furs, right?

>>93125719
No, to say that is a gross oversimplification, especially since in the movie special, it's her who stops Superman and Batman from killing each other.

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>>93125761
>from the desk of Donald Rumsfeld

also a reference to the Pamela Anderson sex tape

>>93125764
I'd be shocked if that wasn't the initial spark for Milligan

Tell me why do you faggots act like the cool hipster crowd but only continue to be a capeshitter? I've never seen any storytime of Alternative Comics or EC stuff or late 80s/early 90s indieshit in JSA threads. Stop reading this cape garbage and read something good REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Seriously though when are you going to storytime something that's not capeshit faggot OP?

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>>93125797
did you miss all the First! we read?

also, be the storytime you want to see, anon :)

thanks for reading, Dead Girl tomorrow

>>93125797
You love it so much, what's stopping you?

>>93125843
Thanks once again OP

>>93125522
>Allred's artstyle used to justify all the animation quality of The Minoriteam

I'll pass. And not just because I remain pretty unenthralled by this book.

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>>93125843
This is a Very Good Letter.

>>93125673
I have zero tolerance for my favorite superhero being portrayed as a straw feminist asshole, especially since I have to put up with that shit from both hack writers, and ignorant casuals. You know this by now, and any one of you would rightfully get pissed off at offensive portrayals for your respective favorites. Any who claim otherwise is a liar.

So if you're done with the whole "Waaah, Cranky's being mean again!" shtick, we can move the hell on and avoid the several hours of bitter argument you know full well awaits if you even fucking start with this bullshit.

Cool? Cool.

>>93125843
>>93125853
You really can't inject culture in capeniggers even with a 25 ft. harpoon.

>>93125191
Isn't it... literally animated?

>>93125843
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

Translating Doop Speak to Interlac would be... interesting.

>>93125906
I do high culture the rest of the time

this is my wallow, so go fuck yourself

>>93125889
>any one of you would rightfully get pissed off at offensive portrayals for your respective favorites. Any who claim otherwise is a liar.
Not really. New Frontier is a story that's made of many plots, and some are better than others. Superman and Wonder Woman's are the worst in it, but that doesn't really bother me.

>>93125906
What if I exclusively read capeshit as a Bourdieusian act of critical protest?

>>93125889
ILU Cranky.

>>93126062
Uh huh. Just go right ahead and pretend you're above giving a shit, O enlightened one.

>>93126113
you, I like you

>>93125843
Thanks as always OP

>>93126048
Posting Twitter gossips and drinking shitty booze doesn't count.

bumpink pink mink

>>93124623
Oh poor Doop.

>>93125843
Dead Girl mini is dope

>>93125889
Cranky I didn't realize Wondie was your favorite too.

>>93125906
Fuck you man, for real. Just fuck you.