ITT: Out of Context

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>>93121371
Never gets old.

The stomach and the intestines can't expand that much or that fast. If the skin and muscle tissue is enough to hold that sand, which I have no idea, all of it would shoot out through his anus.
You figure yourself if that would be better or worse.

>>93121371
>>Look mom, I posted it again!

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>>93121371

>>93121503
That's pretty cool. The Alien franchise should focus on the adventures of Saxophone Xenomorph.

there is something about seeing Spider-man die that makes me feel sad

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>>93122443

Marvel Zombies is so lame. It's just a mean-spirited edgefest where everyone dies gruesomely and nothing interesting actually occurs. Such a mistake

>>93121371
that's completely in context, you fucking retard

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>>93121371

>>93122001
>Are you craving my mcnuggies Ronald-kun?

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>>93121371

>>93121371
I actually did enjoy marvel zombies

>>93123922
Oriental Heroes is a treasure.
>prisoner with AIDS
>his nickname is AIDS

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>>93121371

>>93123952
It's literally the pinnacle of the medium. NO ONE ever had more raw talent than Tony Wong.

>>93123656
I can't tell if this is an edit

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I know I'm cheating, and I posted it last time, but I don't care.

omg a fanfiction where sonic has aids

hahaha XD so funneh

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>>93121371

>>93124027
Wat

>>93123953
doesnt he end up killing them all?

>>93123656

okay what the fuck is with the quadroplegic fem Frank clones

I never read the Punisher because it's edgy

>>93124736
Best villain.

>>93125041
Clearly this was a job for Bicycle Repair Man.

>>93123448
>Marvel Zombies is so lame. It's just a mean-spirited edgefest where everyone dies gruesomely and nothing interesting actually occurs. Such a mistake

Robert Kirkman.

>>93124027
>>93124828
This was in the 2008(?) JLA Run, Vixen goes to a different universe because her totem was fucking up. IIRC Black Bomber was Black Lightning analogue since the original plan for Lightning was to be a racist white guy who turns into a black guy with electric powers but the idea was scrapped.

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>>93125060
Did someone say... Repairman?

>>93125041
>>93124803
>>93124042
Where are these from?

>>93123448
>>Marvel Zombies is so lame. It's just a mean-spirited edgefest where everyone dies gruesomely and nothing interesting actually occurs. Such a mistake

Exactly. I want them to publish 15 more volumes of it. It'll give the edgy kids something to read and let the rest of the marvel universe cheer the fuck up.

>>93125118
>Racist white guy has to turn black to get powers.

Shit, I'd read an entire series of that.

>>93125254
Bird Spirit is the finale to Jack of Fables, a total shit-show that makes the Fables finale seem like award-winning prose.

Supes fixing bike is a flashback in Injustice, to the good old days when Superman wasn't a despot killing people questioning him.

The party one is from the time when Spider-Man lived with The Human Torch, I think. Never read it.

>>93125254
First one you quoted is a flashback scene from Injustice Year One.

>>93125378
>>93125402
Thanks Anon, No wonder the art for the Superman looks like the art for Injustice.
>>93125282
Yeah, I would also read ( But not in the main continuity)

>>93125060

I dunno I don't trust bicycle repairmen

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>>93121371

>>93125254
Superman repairing the bike wheel is from Injustice

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>>93126132

>>93124309
it's not. whack job with the mask literally created multiple body doubles of some barely functioning mob mother/boss that Frank killed because it would screw with Frank.

guy in the mask was also the son of a punisher copycat (in that exact white outfit) that killed vagrants and the homeless in an attempt to cleanse his city.

this is "the punisher" we're talking about. He basically kills everyone mentioned thus far.

>>93125282
>>93125536
Xero. Christopher Priest.

>>93125196
I believe it's pronounced: REPAIR-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN!!!

>>93126271
Gonna guess this is Punisher.

>>93126483
Thanks for the recommendation Anon.

>>93126576
Punisher-War-Zone-2009. I specify because there are like 4 different punisher war zones.
Its all some weird ass stuff.

>>93122443
For me it's the being unable to speak and then calling out for Gwen.

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>>93126651

>>93124803
>Follower_of_Tzeentch.jpg

>>93125118
It was also a jab at Bendis, who has a black man fetish.

>>93122907
Stop reminding me when Penny Arcade was funny
Or had a personality
Or had good art
Stop reminding me of Penny Arcade

>>93123979
this is a dangerous and impressive fetish combo

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>>93124042
neat

>>93124894
>I never read the Punisher because it's edgy

What a stupid, manchild reason not to read something.

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Mmmmm~

>>93127355
>waaah, you can't avoid something that you don't like
faggot, if he said punisher is harmful for the youth or shouldn't be published or some shit, yeah, he'd be an idiot, but there's nothing wrong with just not liking it

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A one-off moment I greatly appreciated.

>>93127395
Saying he doesn't like it is fine.

Saying he doesn't like it because it's edgy is the adult equivalent of a child saying "its too scawy"

>>93127533
You're an idiot. He doesn't like it, because of parts of the content, specifically, the edginess. Like/dislike, isn't arbitrary, it's because of the content.

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>>93122443
Same. I don't really got a good reason for it. My heart just sinks

>>93127533
No it's not, it's the adult equivalent of a child saying "it's shit", or "I don't like it because the edginess makes it shit".

There's a reason people laugh at the stupid edgy shit that happens instead of taking it seriously.

>>93124736
I can't find a single flaw in his logic. All hail Pterosaur Man

>>93123448
It gave us Ash meets the Marvel Universe and for that it redeems itself

>>93127408
Convergence was good for these spin-off stories.

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>>93121371

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Yup

>>93124027
>Bendis turns into a Black version himself

Really makes me think

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>>93131033

>>93131082
>YTP 50 years ago

>>93124894

One of the more famous Punisher storylines dealt with Ma Gnucci, mother of the heads of the Gnucci crime family. Frank, being Frank, killed the sons, and fed Ma to a polar bear when she came for revenge. She ended up quadriplegic for a brief time before Frank came back to finish the job.

The clones were actually surgically altered quadriplegics, who had been recruited by one of Frank's enemies to try and drive him crazy by claiming she'd risen from hell, immortal, to lead NYC's crime families to kill Frank Castle.

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If you want to confuse people on other boards I guess?

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>>93131517
Spidey so silly!
And speaking of fun times with Doctor Doom...

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>>93131555

>>93128201
Only good thing about Marvel Zombies is Ash kicking ass

>>93132126
>>93132190
Wtf is that from?

>>93132236
The first volume was great imo, but the AoD part was easily the best.
I also liked Dead Days, if only to fill in the gaps of the first volume.

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>>93132275
Girls.

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>>93132464
Been waiting for more of this for a long time. Seems like it just faded away, like American Jesus.

>>93132327
IMHO, these are the best of Marvel Zombies:

>Marvel Zombies vs The Army of Darkness
>Marvel Zombies: Dead Days
>Marvel Zombies
>Marvel Zombies 2
>Marvel Zombies Return

Marvel Zombies: Evil Evolution is good as well if read with Marvel Apes

Anything besides that is dumb or boring.

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>>93132672
Good ol' Ares

>>93121503
jazz for your soul

>>93121371
Has this been story timed?

>>93127782
Might be because he's fairly innocent

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>>93121371

>>93132783
You're right on all accounts, but I will admit to Marvel Zombies 3 being a bit of a guilty pleasure. Machine Man was good fun, some of the character details for the ancillary cast was fun, and it did introduce Headpool.

>>93132929
Yeah 3 was fun, I just never really got into that side storyline all that much.

>>93130727
>filename
Fuck you anon, people are sleeping here, I shouldn't be laughing so hard

>>93132957
Yeah, I didn't care what happened afterwards. With the monsters going off and doing their shit in 4 or Howard the Duck and some Dum Dum mustache in 5.

>>93130775
Context?

>>93121371
What's the original?

>>93133701
I think it was Gotham during that takeover of Earth-3, where Bane had to get the city to kinda-back him while he took on Batman's role and took out all the other Batman villains who each took over a portion of Gotham thanks to the Crime Syndicate.

>>93124042
>"And in that moment, I swear, we were Infinity War™, premiering May 4th, 2018.

>>93121371
What's the comic this is from?

>>93134038
Zombie Spider-Man ends up in another Marvel Universe. He tries and fails to hold back from eating people when he sees the Sinister Six attack. Sandman escapes, and finds the non-Zombie Spider-Man elsewhere. later on.

>>93123979
stop it

>>93123953
It's based off of the horror movies right?

>>93134241
Marvel Zombies 2
Sandman witnesses zombie spider-man from another universe eating people, and then kills regular spider-man thinking he's the zombie

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>>93121371

>>93122907
Is he the one whose kid is on the crazy pills?

>>93135047

Ennis writes some really homoerotic relationships between guys but holy fuck this story was so horribly cheesy and gay with it

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>>93135105

>>93124803
Reginald, no!

>>93135125
Is that some fucking Flintstones I see?

>>93135125
Green Lantern had a crossover with the new Flintstones series?

>>93135090
Why the fuck is everything CGI

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>>93131555
>Running away
>Not pulling his knife out to immediately attempt a le ebin trickstab

>>93134444
Yup

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>>93121371

>>93125060
It's okay anon, I caught the reference

>>93135376
this is Barracuda, that IS in context

>>93135203
http://www.dccomics.com/comics/booster-goldthe-flintstones-annual-2017/booster-goldthe-flintstones-special-1
by Russell

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>>93132924
So many good looking purple women died in that issue

Truly a tragedy

>>93125041
I really would like Tom Tayler to write a normal Superman book. The only reason the Injustice comics were good was he had just enough of the original voice in Injustice-man to make it compelling.

>>93121503

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

>>93121371
>DeviantArt_Vore.jpg

>>93135755
>Dan "Get in my Van" Schneider

>>93135213
Some "artists" are total hacks. I cant understand how some of those comics like the one X-men done completely with poser even get released.

>>93123867
can I please be that toilet haha

>>93134524
That's Marvel Zombies Return, the direct sequel to Marvel Zombies 2.

>>93121703
Yeah and people dont shoot web outta their hands either you fuckwit.

>>93128127
That's Sauron from X-Men.

>>93142899
Non organic web shooters you filthy casual

>>93121371
Literal nightmare fuel.

>>93135191
The hell?

>>93142879
Out of context but still accurate.

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/co/ related I think

>>93132522
I always liked this story. Conan was supposed to be a man "with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth" and I feel like a lot of times the 'mirth' gets left out.

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Granted, even IN context it's still pretty questionable what Dexter Brockman was up to.

>>93135047
I asked this last time, but forgot: What's this from?

>>93121371
this made me hot when I was reading it

>>93144297
Doc Frankenstein

>>93144340
Thanks

>>93144383
> SSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!

>>93144517
>WHY would it be a sex thing?
This feels like something you'd see in Venture Bros with that line.

>>93135096
Pretty much everyone involved in Penny Arcade is on some kind of crazy pills. I'm not even memeing.

>>93144188
Context?

>>93143975
Baxter

>>93125264
That one really doesn't get any better with context.

>>93144158
Ah good ole fred

>>93144214
>tfw you assume that a greek girl is a follower of Aphrodite

>>93144158
Can I get a sourcerino my good man

>>93144517
So that's what the imperial guard do in their spare time

>>93125254
>>93124042

Future Fondation, that's a drunk Peter Parker partying with Johnny Storm, MJ, and some Inhumans after Johnny convinced Peter to hit the town with him.

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>>93123922
The Sequel.

>>93121371
I just realized that was the Real Spiderman he killed and not the zombie

>>93122443
Something about him getting zombiefied or something, hence Sand Man saying "So you want to eat me, huh?"

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>>93144517

>>93144158
>tfw that story timer disappeared.
it's been what, a few years?
he must be dead or something.

>>93144982
gold digger by fred perry, fun comic
he does porn stuff, check on sadpanda

>>93127355
ignore namefags

>>93121703
>superhuman durability

>>93147368
That isn't Zombie Spider-Man, though. Sandman just escaped from an attack on the Sinister Six by Zombie Spidey from another universe, and ran into that universe's (non-zombified and totally clueless) Spidey.

>>93135580
>To learn why these aliens are seeking revenge, Booster dives deep into the prehistoric past to see what happened the last time they hit the planet.
So wait, this isn't even a cross-universe thing -- it's just straight time travel. Does that mean the Flintstones are now an official part of the DCU?

>>93124736
We didn't deserve spider-man and the x-men

>>93147063
Isn't that the joke though, to be taken out of context?

>>93138534
Name? I recall an AWFUL one about war machine I think, but I never heard of that

>>93135070
>Peter gets the reality altering powers of the Beyonder and loses all capability to feel empathy

Makes you wonder what would happen if he ever gets the gauntlet.

>>93144282
Source?

>>93149307
Well she squirts milk, but it could easily be sexual innuendo for cunny squirting.

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>>93121703
I think its ok to believe that spider man is physically strong enough to hold sandman in. Also during this scene sandman is actively trying to make him explode (which he does after this). Physically Peter has to have an extremely strong skeleton considering his bones hold up when he has to hold small buildings and stop trains. I don't think its completely out of the realm of logic when its clear sandman is trying to destroy Peter's internal organs during this scene not trying to go through his asshole. I would also assume that he is dying in the panels where he is holding sand man in and his organs are being crushed. I also don't think its completely out of the realm of logic for sandman to have completely destroyed his stomach almost immediately and that he is just choosing to expand outward after that.

>>93150762
Also forget to mention posted the image tiny as shit because I don't know if gore is against /co/.

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>>93150788
>Also forget to mention posted the image tiny as shit because I don't know if gore is against /co/.
It's not.

>>93152527
Kinda makes you wonder which other Spidey villains would easily kill him if they just manned the fuck up and went straight for the kill.

>>93123979
Okay, mods. Shut this down. Op is just posting his spank bank.

>>93124736
At least Sauron is self aware and honest about his goals in life.

Thanks, /co/, the normies loved it.
http://www.cbr.com/funny-pages-15-hilarious-out-of-context-comic-book-panels/

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>>93121371

>>93153202
Venom could just kill Peter via a sniper rifle considering he knows his secret identity and the spider sense doesn't see him as a threat.

>>93149724
It's not that he loses his empathy, it's just that Uncle Ben dying happens so often and he can fix it with a wave with his hand so he basically just got used to it.

>>93127359
Awww, Vas...

>>93135145
Could this ever truly be out of context?

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>>93124736
Sauron is such a weird character.
The X-men rogue gallery is a giant pile of mutant fascists, anti-mutant bigots, evil family members, aliens, dreaded evil overlords, and then there's this doctor turned half dinosaur guy whose one goal in life seems to be the hammiest villain this side of the other Dr Dinosaur.

>>93159674
The fact that he chose Sauron and not Morgoth proves that Lykos is just a normie-tier scrub who probably only watched the movies.

Seriously, Sauron is childs play compared to his boss.

>>93121503
whats the story? behind Saxophone alien and Cigar alien?

I see this shit way too ofter

>>93159720
Wait, Spidey/Sue is canon now?

>>93144760
Maxter Dockman?

>>93155457
Always knew Guy was a windowlicker.

>>93159811
It's an edit.

>>93159707
The story Sauron named himself came out in 1969. The Silmarillion came out in 1977.

>>93159707

But Sauron predates the movies. Even the Ralph Bakshi one.

>>93159707
He's older than the movies though.

Also Morgoth didn't really get any attention outside the Silmarillion, which is the least readable and also least popular of Tolkien's major works. Most people who read the LotR trilogy never bother with the Silmarillion.

>>93159674
Sauron is the best character. I never knew he named himself after the Dark Lord Sauron instead of after sauropods, but that just makes him even better.

>>93147640
>average PitBull experience.jpg

>>93122443
>NGGG--GWE--GWEN--.jpg

>>93153202
If say guys like Electro and Hydro Man. They're two occasions I remember when Electro had Spidey dead to rights

>>93130727
>>93130775

I hate those Arkham Knight comics, because they pulled out so much non canon shit, like killing Bane.

>>93159737
>that comic where Joker had a goat rape Batman

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Forever my favorite.

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>>93159788
Saxophone alien got clonked with a saxophone by escaping humans, then he just kind of curled up with it. Cigar alien was a synth named Jerry; in a battle with aliens, he got damaged and lost his first law of robotics. The cigar had some kind of chemical that became airborne when lit.

>>93160790
Fuck I love this. Everything about how J'onn was okay to turn into a chick for that steam lesbian sex to him saying Traps are gay.

>>93153552
WTF? how does that work? I thought spider sense didn't work on Venom because they were approaching spiderman. A sniper rifle should trigger the spider sense regardless of who is shooting.
Has this been addressed before? I feel it has.

>>93144672
def. injustice

>>93148109
>Now THIS is a living.

>>93121503
>>93160790
That "goodnight major" line made me think there was some kind of "Magical music man who lived with the xenomorphs with the power of music" or something equally stupid.
Now I'm sad it wasn't.

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>>93159811
>>93159902
Here's the original.

>>93148109
why is the Flintstones goat?

>>93126132
This was written by Millar wasn't it

>>93122443
>>93127782
I love him too bro.

>>93148109
Oh shit is this what i've been missing out on by not reading the Flintstones?

>>93159737
So Batman was in an ISIS porno?

>>93124736
What's this one from?

>>93162948
Spider-Man & The X-Men

After Logan dies, one of his last requests is for Spider-Man to teach the failures of the school how to be a hero.

>>93121503
>>93122309
>Saxomorph

>>93152527
I kinda wanted the follow-up panels to be Spider-Man literally shitting out the Sandman as bricks, one at a time.

>>93159784
That issue was just hilarious with him trying to make Frank happy to beat him.

>>93159784
Cockmongler is that you?

>>93160287
Even in context it's still kind of weird.