LOOK EVERYONE, SPIDERMAN'S FUCKING THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT!
>>93118622
>This metal bit must be worth at least ten bucks in scrap value!
>>93118622
What an a-hole! Someone call his parents!
>>93118622
I knew he was a menace!
Get me more pictures of him fucking the monument! We got papers to sell!
>>93120290
Headline: Spider-Man! Stone Cold Sexual Predator!
>>93120342
Hey, who's in charge here? I didn't ask for headlines, I asked for pictures!