Simpson's quotes

>>93108861
inb4
>but there's actually 34 stars on that flag!

Le Grill!? What the hell is that!?

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So eerie...

More asbestos, more asbestos!

"Radioactive Man" has to be the funniest Simpsons episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkNul4wQH0

>>93108895
38, actually.

>>93108895
but there's 38

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>>93109039

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https://frinkiac.com/

Hi /co/, mind if I ruin your thread?

Sneed's Feed and Seed
Formerly Chuck's

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IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIS! DAMN YOUR FEEBLE BRAIN!

>>93109647
I swear everyone had bigger eyes and blanker expressions that whole season

>>93109050
>>93109058
Well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSCUhqsy4Nk

Wait a minute this sounds like rock and/or roll!

>>93109016
that's fucking rich.

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>>93109115

>>93109677
>tfw to smart for photosynthesis

>>93109133
>I told you not to flush that
now I know what it feels like to be in this position while having something to drink

Groening had some great big balls to call Obama a stupid monkey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsqX8TQQyEY#t=135

>>93109838
That was during the Bush years.

>>93109677
OH PICK ME, TEACHER, I'M EVER SO SMART!

>>93109016
Of course, he ended up being a rapist, so...

>>93109016
Hehe Kevin and Hobbes

>>93109677
Haha. I remember when reading Cage of Eden, they had to explain what photosynthesis us and the comment section blown up asking what Japanese student would not know this. It also had dialogue like "look, it's a bank! There must be something important inside!" As opposed to what? A bank filled of shit?

>>93109868
>/pol/tards
>old enough to be alive during the Bush years

Pick one.

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"
"Nothing at all! Nothing at all!"
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"

>>93110209
Weren't those accusations with no real proof other than she said he said?

>>93110600

didn't he actually admit to doing it.

why he's even on trial i have no idea?

>>93110469
Japan is too busy being taught about all the war crimes they never committed, and the proper way to work yourself to death quietly as an office drone.

>>93110615
No? If anything he admit to fucking some drunk bitches while also being drunk himself but thats not really ra- oh wait its 2017 nvm.

>>93109520
I still don't get the joke.

>>93111145
keep the rhyme going

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>>93109752
Recently found out that the original lyrics were supposed to be In the Garden of Eden, but they got the singer drunk and had him slur his words out instead.
>MFW

>>93109024
That sounds delicious.

>>93111623
you didn't know?
I thought it went without saying what the line was derived from

>>93111662
Go post it on /ck/ and ask them how they would make it.

>>93108861
>celebrities are normal people like Bill Cosby
I forgot the accrual line, but man, that Cosby line has REALLY changed in context over the years.

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"If I stop peddling Ill die"

>>93110615
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/07/us/bill-cosby-quaaludes-sexual-assault-allegations/index.html

Sort of. Cosby claims he admitted to one woman instead of multiple women, and did not give it to them without their knowledge.

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>>93109016
God damn it, man.

>>93109133
>no matter how you brush you're doing it wrong

>>93109013
my mom got pretty mad at this joke

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Why did he have the bowl though?

>>93110600
it's like when they accused michael jackson, some niggas needed money so they said he fucked them, but then after michael died they admitted it was mad up bullshit because they just wanted some money

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>>93108861

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I never needed molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

>>93112187
With Michael Jackson it was only one guy, trying to use his kid to get money from him, with Cosby it has been a shitload of women.

>>93114307
Do YOU come with the car?

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>>93114307

>>93109013
kek

>>93111565
Still don't get it.

>>93114307
>Who the hell's Robin?

>>93109024
what the fucking hell

>>93111565
Still doesn't help.