Sonichu storytime? Sonichu storytime.

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The obligatory.

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>>93107460
Going to a good start. Keep in mind, I'm going in blind, same anon who started the TGT storytime.

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>>93107494
Ah yes, the magnificent story of Sonic vs the fuckhuge blob.

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>>93107551
As we see here, this poor Raichu gets infected with the gay...

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>>93107663
AND BECOMES DEVIANTART!

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>>93107683
>time to zap

I guess he sees Chaos as gay after all, considering how it caused the gay.

>>93107413
This can only end in tears.
And autism

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>>93107699
FUCK WHO'S THE REAL ONE AND WHO'S THE IMPOSTOR?

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>>93107728
I can't believe Sonic took all the credit! What an ass!

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>>93107771
Look at this expansive town of LEGO bricks!

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>>93107803
So the main villain is Carrot Top. Great!

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>>93107824
Alright, why is the fighting one Asian? Is this a racist Kung-Fu thing?

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>>93107856
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, WHY IS EVERYONE SONICHU NOW?

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>>93107867
Okay, why is his enemy a demon with blonde hair?

>>93107893
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mary_Lee_Walsh

>>93107413
OP you will never make as much as a mark on the world as this autist you mock to make yourself feel superior. You will never even reach a fraction of the people this person you think is below you has managed to touch.

You are not better than Chris, you are not worth licking his boots.

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>>93107893
bump

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>>93108957
IT BEGINS

>>93108449
>t. chris

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>>93109245
THE LOVE WE NEVER ASKED FOR

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>>93109479
I guess this is what the power of the rainbow does to you. Makes you dumb and Deviantart.

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>>93109492
Of course, we all know the moon as the giant cheese circle in the sky.

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>>93109505
Temporary break, enjoy this fake image while you can.

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>>93107413
Can you storytime the one where chris chan has them all do drugs and they suddenly start violently murdering each other?

>>93109627
Doesn't Chris know you can't make your own derivative characters and copyright them?

>>93107460
Just because it says "copyrighted" doesn't mean he actually owns the characters, right?

>>93107551
that is supposed to be Perfect Chaos, aka Chaos 0's final form, AKA the final boss from Sonic Adevnture

>>93111514
He can't, since it's derivative. It'd be like if you made Supergal and made her Superman's daughter or something.

>>93107460
>>93111514
Why hasn't anyone created a Sonichu drawing and claimed it was from 1999, or before Chris did the copyright?

Why is nobody bothered by Pikachu basically killing Sonic and taking his body?

>>93107413
Shame on you OP. Now that Chris is trans, you're not allowed to make fun of him, you shitlord.

And during Pride Month too! Apologize and self-crit now!

>>93107728
well at least I can rest easy knowing that sonic and sonichu are two separate entities

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>>93111899
Wait I just realized that they're two different people, Pikachu just somehow also got his powers
What the fuck

>>93108449
>TFW Iwill never be as famous as chris chan

This sickens me.

>>93111900
you know what? good on chris for being trans! we could you more of those people these days

but he still made a hilariously bad comic, so we're going to keep making fun of it!

being trans or gay or whatever does not automatically exempt you from criticism

>>93107824
The villain's name is just Christian backwards... oh man.

I never knew. I'd heard tales and seen signs, but I never KNEW.

>>93107893
Two bits means twenty five cents, Chris! You better fix this shit! Your joke is failing on its basic premise! You're gonna look like an idiot if you don't get on top of this!

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I wish we could have innocent 2007-2008 Chris back instead of whiny, crossdressing present day Chris.

>>93112132
>innocent

Everyone who acctually tried to help him found out that he is an insufferable asshole

>>93109627
Fucking give Sega its credit too you piece of shit!

Can you believe this fat-cat? Raking in stacks of bills while Sega starves in the street?

Is it weird that I can't bring myself to hate Chris? Hell, I can't even bring myself to hate Rogers, or even that Danny Phantom guy.

Am I just too empathetic?

>>93111568
Yeah well... you just wait until Disney gives up the Mouse. They can't keep petitioning Washington to change the rules for them by paying all the money in the world, forever.

Oh wait, that's exactly what they can do.

>>93112428
I feel like Mickey Mouse and the like should be excluded from the public domain due to the way they're basically the foundation the company is built up upon.

>>93112484
Yeah, things have changed in society from the way things used to be. With corporations owning rights, why would they expire?

I don't expect anything to enter the public domain anymore unless it was abandoned. Even then, who knows who owns the right to some defunct properties.

>>93112016
>being trans or gay or whatever does not automatically exempt you from criticism

Someone hasn't been keeping up with SJW culture and new "hate speech" laws.

This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This JERK's Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!!

In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those JERKS in 2nd and 3rd.

I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "KICK THE AUTISTIC" for my whole life.

I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to DIE and BURN!

As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****!

>>93112732
Damn those Stackhouses. Sookie and Jason too!

>>93112016
>being trans or gay or whatever does not automatically exempt you from criticism

No longer true in Canada. It's now against the law.

>>93112686
fuck off with your strawmen

>>93112732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I

This is it right? So he meant Megan as his Sweet Gal-Friend?

>>93112819
Bullshit. Prove it.

>>93112880
>>93113103
https://openparliament.ca/bills/42-1/C-16/

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/224690

>>9310947 hi Anytime, I'm sanichu

>>93109505
>Retarded OP pointing out moon
>doesn't point out Roseachu is eating Sonichu's head

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It feels like CWC's life is a deep metaphor for something, but I can't quite figure out what it may be.

>>93113941
Oh god. Don't tell me Chris Chan is just one big piece of performance art.

>>93114012
His autism goes way too far back for that to be a thing.

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Someone say Sonichu?

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>>93108449
Why would anyone want to be famous for being a tard? No one likes Chris for what he's done, they just think it's funny to watch him go full retard.

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Sonichu thread?

Someone post his taint "vagina"

>>93107701
And EXPLODING TOILETS

>>93114150
NNNNRRRNNGGGGHH GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDA CASH

>>93108449
famous =/= accomplished

>this fucking panelling
Truly a savant, Kubo would be proud.

>>93113525
Fucking Canada, I swear.

>>93107494
i thought it would begin with cwc fucking the pikachu since hes sonichus father

>>93111988
Chris is "famous" to people who spend a lot of time in the internet, go up to some normie and start telling them about Chris and why he's in/famous. The very best reaction you'll get is "that sounds dumb." Chris' e-fame is nothing to envy.

>>93112422
Chris is a victim in some ways, mainlining him through school and never giving him any kind of therapy to learn how to navigate his autism was throwing him into a coffin, giving him unsupervised access to the internet nailed it shut hard.

I can't do it again. I just can't. The Tails Gets Trolled story times drained me of my life energy. I need to recharge.

>>93112422
Rogers?
Danny Phantom Guy?
Who?

>>93107413
Thanks OP

>>93107771
>Stay tuned for for more zappin' adventures of Sonichu!
>The comic goes on on the next page
You can tell that he just wanted to use that phrase, and cared little to make sense of it.

>>93107413
jeez can we get some more sonichu or whatever?