He fucked that scorpion.

maybe he got remarried

>>93106295
OH OH OH WOOO OHHHH

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>>93106388
Nope. That's a half-scorpion bride there.

>>93106295
Neat I never really see sexualobster outside of YouTube. Also yes that is a sexy scorpion

>>93106295
Good for him

>>93106295
Did you know scorpions don't lay eggs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uruWA2KOlj0

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>>93106295
>The Honeymoon

>>93106295
I'm far gone enough that I think she's reasonably hot.

>>93106763
What the fuck is the context here?

>>93106763
is aids still a thing?
i havent heard about it sensationalised in the media in like 10 years

>>93107712
>is aids still a thing?
yes anon, it's very much still a thing. It didn't retire.

>>93107669
how fucking new are you to the internet that you haven't seen this ad, or the one with the woman and the tarantula before?

sex can be dangerous, it's literally that simple

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>>93106763
>ywn have your spine pierced by a scorpion

>>93107712
Not since they got Magic Johnson down to just one AID.

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I'd fuck this scorpion

>>93107833
shut the fuck up scorpinoc!

>>93107755
Thanks for reminding me of one of my earliest faps.

>>93108006
post it

>>93107712
It got less common on straight people, only if you are in the faggot scene you should worry.

>>93107755
You know what's funny? I've been browsing the internet for 19 years, and have seen so much messed up shit.

Yet I have never seen that ad. Weird.

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>>93108006

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>>93108000

>>93107712
there are drugs that keep it under control if you take them every day correctly, and they are slowly getting cheaper, so if you are a nominally responsible white middleclass homo who's boyfriend fucked around you won't die from it, needle drug users and niggers get free pills thrown at them but they don't used them so they roller coaster it going between not caring cause they feel okay and getting expensive recovery care on the taxpayer's dime till their immune systems can't come back anymore and they die of opportunistic tumors or bread mold growing in their lungs.

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>>93106295

>>93107755
It's really old? I had internet since AoL 2.5. And AoL internet searches naked men for a very long time and never seen this ad among the spyware that bricked two family computers

>>93108481
>best monstergirl
Hell no.

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>>93108021
Not him, but I think he is referring to this.

>>93107712
Yes, and now due to the opiod epedemic:
Whites in America are now the largest carrier of HIV. The CDC will release an explosive report in the next two years detailing such. It's a hidden explosion and re-emergence of the disease.
Also, Russia now has the greatest known density of HIV positive person to citizen ratio in the world due to the same drug and needle issues.

The world is turning into the 1980s again.

>>93108070
the rate of infection has held steady there too, except I think there's been a recent up tick in infections.

I have no fucks to give though because it's people's own fault for getting it now, they should know better.

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>>93109319
Technically that tarantula should not be able to eat her out, at least not without great effort and uncomfortable positioning on the part of both partners.

Mygalomorph fangs point down and inward, the actual mouth sitting behind them. The Chelicerae would have to open up very wide to accommodate so much as one leg so that the spider's mouth has access to her labia.. if she wants any kind of cunnilingus from that tarantula, she will have to lay on her side and let him/her open up her jaws and scissor with her

>>93109637
>Whites in America are now the largest carrier of HIV
In America.
Worldwide it's still Africa because the same retarded savages that believe lightning is racist also think fucking virgins cures AIDs.
Stop being a cuckfag.

>>93107712
Charlie Sheen defeated it after this noone heard about it anymore.
Tigerblood

>>93109319
thats hot>>93106763

>>93110268
I thought that homophobic professor taught all the Africans about homosexuals just punching eachother's butts, putting their whole arms in, and educating them about HIV?
>I only watched one clip of the lecture and never followed up further

>>93110325
DEEPAH

>>93110237
I was going to suggest it's stimulating her with its pedipalps, but it'd be awkward either way, wouldn't it?

>>93107712
A cure is surprisingly close, and one guy was actually cured of it. They're mostly trying to replicate that, and watching him carefully to see if it crops back up.

Well, HIV I mean. AIDS is a result of HIV so, uh, yeah. Kill the cause, prevent the problem.

>>93110414
Plus G.W. Bush saved probably half a million lives by pumping medical training to counter the African AIDS epidemic.

It's still rough there, but it's not as awful as it could have been.

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>>93110407
Yep

Especially considering if the animal is sexually mature. If the spider can indeed consent, it would at least have to be. With that said, I see no tibial spurs indicating the animal to be male

The tarantula is female.
The partners pictured are lesbians.

>>93110640
I mean in the ad, not this one

>>93106295
Scorpions have 8 legs Anon.

>>93106763
Lewd

>>93106763
>>93109319
>>93107755
>sex can be dangerous, it's literally that simple
OHHHHHHHHHHH

I spent ten years thinking this was random internet porn
I mean, they are fucking insects, and was on the internet. I assumed it was porn.

Now I can picture a normal person seeing the sting near the back, and the fangs on the cunt and think it's dangerous

>>93109637
>The world is turning into the 1980s again.

Only without the snazzy suits.

>>93111219
THE DARKEST TIMELINE

>>93110268
Africa is not a country.