>tfw mexico has a magical european rich waifu

>>93092114
Back to >>>/pol/
Also Star isnt even human, let alone """European/huite""", she is a bug

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>>93092114
Hispanic is the politically accepted term, shitlord.

>>93092114
>mexico

Marco is american. Mexicans tend to be ugly as fuck in any shape or form they have. Like really fucking ugly. An italian singer once said that mexican women are the ugliest on Earth and as any other Latam can confirm, it's true.

>>93092114
Marco is a proud American of mestizo and white mix meaning he's actually majority white.

>>93092114
That kid isn't Mexican and she isn't European.
You really suck at making threads and you should feel bad.

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Chicanos were a mistake.

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>b- but muh méxico is poor and stupid and she is an alien...
Wow, i totally forgot this is /co/

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>>93092114
>european
she's an alien bug anon

>>93092268
Because we like facts.

Unlike >>>/pol/

>>93092261
Delete this right now. The correct term is white hispanics now. Don't appropriate our food either or else!

>>93092269
maybe dude just saw a "huite" girl getting frisky with a relative brown kid and that was enough for bitch about

>>93092261
Goddamn Trexler, i didn't know were as racist as Malory

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>>93092317
>Chicano
>white Hispanics
sure you ese

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>>93092317
White_chicano_example.jpg

>>93092192
>Marco is american
he's an Aztec rape baby.
right now he's dating a white girl regardless of you faggots whining that starco is "cute and perfect"

>>93092408
Too bad she'll fade away like Nia. love interests don't survive anymore

>>93092402
This needs the S meme.

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I'm actually Native American and Spaniard, but before all that, I'm American.

>>93092470
Don't you have someone to cuck out of existence ya filthy wetback?

>>93092261
I agree.

>>93092192
there there, it's ok, did a mexican kid bullied you when you were a kid?

>>93092440
It's a mouse production, they always have happy endings.

>>93092657
Mexicans are too fat, short and ugly to be considered bullies.

>>93092695
Not Bambi. He ended up as dinner.

>>93092470
are you attractive?

>>93092978
Anon, this is 4chan. He's obviously a basement dweller

>>93092978
No chicano or mexican or mexican decent is attractive. Period.

>>93093276
:( Are you calling my mom a liar?

>>93092114
Keep dreaming your ship is NEVER EVER going to happen.

>>93093434
I'm calling your mamá, your abuela and your tia a fucking mentirosas, ese.

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>>93092114
tfw no star gf

>>93092402
Hola Doom

A fucking dirty illegal alien.
Marco is fine tho

Oh cool another star thread. Never would have guessed that, and WAIT is that...SHIPPING?! Holy shit these kinds of threads never happen!!
all of you need to contain yourselves this is getting ridiculous.

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>tfw dirty shitskin with 0% chance of ever getting qt aryan wife

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>>93093814
you sure you want an alien bug princess as your wife?

>>93093842
{spoiler}yes{/spoiler}

>>93093842
I just want a girl with an oral fixation to be my waifu. I would never even have to beg for a blowjob or wait for my birthday or Christmas or nothing, she would just need something to fill her mouth and would be more than happy to service Mr. Roundtree.

>>93093900
Ctrl+s anon.

>>93093814
>the argentinian is the huitest one.
>fuck_yeah.exe

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>>93094044
You wish

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>>93092187
>Implying Mewnis aren't the original master race

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_race

>The Nazi official Alfred Rosenberg believed that the Nordic race was descended from Proto-Aryans who he believed had prehistorically dwelt on the North German Plain and who had ultimately originated from the lost continent of Atlantis.[1]

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>>93093900
>>93093986
same
i just want someone who treats me like im special

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>>93094068
Indeed, my dear anon

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>>93092114
>mewnian irl

>>93093276
Don't imply you are though. You have no room to talk.

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>>93092188
But Mexico is not the same thing as Spain. Is like calling Americans - Brits.

>>93092221
He is half Mexican and half American

>>93092261
No, the only mistake on Earth are the Muslims. Mexicans, Gooks, Jews and Gypsies are harmless compared to this zerg scourge.

>>93094144
that infamous Argentinian nose

>>93094421
Isn't America the melting pot or something?

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>>93092192
Not all mexicans are ugly

>>93094337
ANYONE south or north the mexican border are fucking supermodels next to a mexican.

>>93092192
His father is a Mexican immigrant and his mother is a white american slut who coudn't resist his burrito inside her. Deal with it.

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>>93094562

>>93094406

>hispanic
>"of or relating to Spain"

How are people from or descended from people from countries formerly colonized by Spain not "of or relating to Spain?"

>>93094562
Yes and that makes him american. Mexicans are ugly as fucking sin, their women have mustaches.

>>93094109
Since Atlantis was in the middle of the atlantic, wouldn't the natives look like South Americans natives?

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>>93094531
Why most of the Mexicans look like native Mayans rather than Spanish people? Did they combined their races with the natives?

>>93094598
America was also a British colony and they still using their language.

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>>93094477
>b-but that i-i-infamous Argentinian n-nose...
>why cant i have one?

>>93094701
you want that boderline jew nose?

>>93094618
>Did they combined their races with the natives?
Obviously
It's the same thing in the US, people are a mix of all the different groups. You don't have the French in their on enclave, the Germans, the Dutch, the Nordics, but instead a bunch of people who all list like 10+ different nationalities they have heritage from, and a lot of people aren't full black africans, they're so light they def have some white ancestry in there even though they're "black"

Same thing in South America, you had the Europeans come in and everything got blended up, they're using Spanish/Portuguese as the language now and the locals got mixed in with the various groups of newcomers incl african slaves to varying degrees.

The actual native indians still look clearly different from your average Mexicans though

>>93094538
Nah, we had a Mexican exchange student in my uni some years ago and he was one of the hottest dudes I've ever seen

>>93094421
That makes him American.

>>93094888
Unlikely and probably fabricated. Mexicans are ugly.

>>93094971
There's a lot of variation among them. He was from Guadalajara iirc and damn fine holy shit.

I've met some other Mexicanos too and admittedly they didn't look quite as stunning, but still they weren't ugly either. Of course it's possible that the kind of Mexicans who come to Northern Europe for an exchange/ masters program in the creative fields aren't the average type, I don't know

>>93093539
Dear Anon?, WTF means "ese"?

>>93093814
But, but, but, but Argentina is white!

>>93092696
I'll take that as a 'yes'

>>93095050
I don't know, ese. La familia talks like that and you can bet I have idea what it means, but I love it when I to Nueva York to eat bistec ensebollado. .

>>93095078
No wey. No ves que estoy tratando de hablar con el tonaltzin por medio de mi compuchiputle? Pinche pendejo wey, no es my culpa que todos ustedes no aceptan la grandesa del xochiacamatl de Mejico.

>>93094144
OMFG!, the nose!, is not a joke?

>>93094614
We're talking about sci-fi/pseudo-science. It isn't supposed to make sense

>>93094521
Get out fucking commie!, This is CO/

>>93095171
is like the Jew nose, some people actually have that type of nose there, thus the "joke" about it >>93093814

>>93094531
2 of 3 dudes look like shit Anon...

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>>93095198

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>>93095213
Go to the gym, burger

>>93095227
I know that self called "superman" is a fucking inmigrant commie!, he come to U-S-A to live from food stamps and take jobs from A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N-S police officers & soldiers the bastard!, I am sure he dont kiss the old glory everyday!

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>>93095242
You wish!

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>>93093814
Statistically we have 20% chance

Mango must be loaded!, no ones loves the SPICs!

>>93095370
>>93093814
why do you hate the lovely women of your own race

>>93092860
That was his mom.

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>>93092114
I picture Marco as teenage Enrique Iglesias if he was real real human.

>waifu

I got some bad news for you....

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>>93092114
This is your Bandito for tonight.

>>93094463
>Jews are harmless.
Maybe in your lifespan will not represent a threat, but they had been systematically destroying society slowly since WW1

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this is a hispanic person

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>>93098718
they've been doing a horrible job then

>>93092114
>can't self-insert as a hispanic guy
lol

>>93098538
Well Enrique is half filipino.
And his dad's brown is as natural as Trump's orange.

>>93098754
Dont lie Anon!, look the background...the real SPICs...fucking spics

>>93092507
But if he's spaniard, then he aint a wetback.

Unless he can swim a whole ocean... Now that'd be impressive.

>>93095301
Where is Amanda Diaz?

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>>93092978
Perhaps.

>>93092114
the blond girl look like an ape.

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>>93094861
You actually believe that?
I don't know if facepalm or laugh.

I lied.

>>93094618
Because the white colonists from Europe didn't feel the need to genocide the few natives that manage to survive the pox.

Much better to screw the women and cuck their husbands.

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>>93099254
contrary to popular belief mexicans are not a race, theres plenty of variety of skins colors depending in which parts of spicland you are.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexicans_of_European_descent

>Genetic research in the Mexican population is numerous and has yielded a myriad of different results, it is not rare that different genetic studies done in the same location vary greatly, clear examples of said variation are the city of Monterrey in the state of Nuevo León, which, depending of the study presents an average European ancestry ranging from 38% to 78%, and Mexico City, whose European admixture ranges from as little as 21% to 70%

>>93099386
What else did you think that happened? Most of the population in Latin America looks nothing like the original natives, that's the Mayas, Aztecs, Incas and so forth. Obviously it's the same thing as up north, the European colonizers and their African slaves slowly interbred so that the result is now the current ethnic mix of people.

If you have a different theory pls share

>>93092402
>that
>white

Question: Why did Americans are so obsessed about races and "Representation" lately?

>>93099531
Things got so good and equal for their minorities they have time to nitpick about irrelevant shit and make it into a big issue now

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>>93093842
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

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>>93092188

>>93099551
>implying the ones nitpicking and whining aren't mostly city-dwelling whites.

>>93099469
kiko y su pelota cuadrada, dios se me habia olvidado eso.

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>>93099551


Egalitarianism was a mistake.

>>93099470
See >>93099440 for what happened oop north!

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This the new Star thread? I always get confused when the name isn't in the OP.

>>93092114
>tfw there are more mestizo boys on American tv than in any latin american cartoons

>>93099599
I wasn't asking about what happened at the USA, I was asking about what you think happened in Latin America

The original natives sure as fuck didn't look like the current population, the Portuguese or Spaniards don't look that much like the current majority population either (there are a few exceptions tho)

>>93098754
Does she fuck her brother?

>>93099583
Yes, I didn't specify who's whining, just that things got so good for the minorities the "front of battle" has moved from big issues to irrelevant little stuff because the big issues were already won

The people who are most offended and vocal seem to be ultra-pc middle class white people imo, they're probably bored but want to feel like heroes of the revolution making a difference and being good people, I don't fucking know man

>>93098754
I've embarrassed myself assuming some of the people I worked and went to school with were white when they were Hispanic the whole time. Even if it's only a small percentage of them, the actually white Hispanics are cool as fuck. They're almost no different from regular white people.

>>93098754
Are they from Peru

>>93092114
>mexico has a magical european rich waifu

But Jackie isn't that rich and she's not European....

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>>93092695
Happy ending = marrying the super-cute alien princess.

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>>93092114
>>93099894
Marco better give that bug a baby before the show ends.

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>>93093842
Only a faggot wouldn't want that.

>>93099469
Mexico just reminds me of Eastern Europe. Where everyone is some mixed bag of whatever the fuck.

>>93099919
>Final episode has a timeskip epilogue
>Star and Marco's wedding is shown
>Star is already visibly pregnant

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>>93099937
She is too much.

>>93093276
Everytime I see the women in telenovelas I'm forced to disagree with you.

>>93099957
Whut

>>93092114
the blonde girl look like an ape

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>>93099976
>timeskip ending

>>93099661
No, no it isn't.

But it'll do...

>>93092187
don´t send trash to /pol/.

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>>93099937
Unappealing flatchest.

Posting best girl!

>>93100021
yea, but they only have mexican guys around them, so they have to pick from the shiniest balls of dirt.

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>>93100083
Ah yes, its time.

>>93100042
I mean, we could always just make the thread.

>>93098538
Looks like my cousin.

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>>93100083
>Unappealing flatchest
And then there's THIS faggot

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Star's face in the last panel is what cinches this for me.

>>93095786
>Lovely
Women here formed a March in front of government because they wanted women only train wagons because it's way too crowded in there in the morning while up north 6 year old girls are sold into slavery to brothels

>>93100221
Your cousing is half filipino?

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>>93100251
the nude version of that is great

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>>93092114
>european

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>>93100410
>>93092114
>mexico

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I'm not a hobo, and that's not gravy.

Finally, a Star thread that's not about shipping! The quality is so much better

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>>93100660
/pol/ is always relevant

>>93100660
>spergspics and their neverending urge to impress their anglo overlords about how much they know about the hispanosphere that noone cares about
totally

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>>93100660
It's not really shipping when everyone knows the endgame.

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>>93100772
I wonder if Princess Marco has been added to the International Mewni trading card game or has her own video game

>>93100686
Wait I thought it was just a boogieman. Is this meme always gonna be toss up between not wanting to be boogieman and being relevant?

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I hope they are swingers

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>>93100851
tfw when you will never get to touch Angie, or get pegged by Rafael.

>>93100723
translation pls

>>93101069
>>93101055
wow, the glaring quality in marcos color on this shit hurts my eyes.

>>93101055
>>93101069
>>93101096
Not as visceral as when it's done to SU

>>93092188
No it isn't.
It's an American bullshit concept, like Chicano.
It's fucking Latino or nothing.

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>Queen of Spades

>>93101198
Did she seriously fuck a monster or is that extrapolation? I can't remember what her text said.

>>93101229
>>93101206
>>93101183
>>93101166
>>93101139
>>93101118
>>93101096
>>93101069
>>93101055
This is some weird /pol/ autism

>>93101096
If you make the girls spics (brown) and Mango white, I can tell is a accurate representation of the reality, ask any white who travel latinamerica...all brown women want white dick

>>93101213
"Took A Monster for her lover and away from Mewnie fled"

So, having a half breed kid would be 100% proof, but 'lover' is probably as Disney acceptable as it can get.

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>>93101213
she eloped with a monster

she was also married to a Mewni king

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>>93101275

>>93099469
Mexicans are NOT white, the "white mexicans" are in fact the owners of the great mexican feudo...have you ever seen a poor white mexican? me neither

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>>93101213
Did the "Monster Love" thing fly over your head?
She left her Mewman husband and ran away with a monster. Her portrait even has them under a wedding arch with rings on their fingers.

>>93094601
Dude
He's fucking Mexican
His dad is Mexican
He's dark and even has that Mexican mole shit
Not every Mexican is a filthy Mongol looking Indio dipshit

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>>93101055
>>93101069
>>93101096
>>93101139
>>93101166
>>93101183
>>93101206
>>93101229
>>93101258
Are you an african slave or something?

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>>93101332
White Marco is way less cute.
Brown Star is also less cute but only marginally.

Gray/Blue Star is the cutest.

>>93101332
...Why do I like this so much?

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>>93101408
>t

>>93101419
I only have one gun and my pancho is different colors you racist fuck

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>>93101393
this
>>93101446
probably cause they are counting this as the 1 thread we should have and are letting us know that more than 1 is fucking stupid

>>93101419
Why would a Mexican dude prefer the girl be Hispanic instead of the guy?

>>93101264
I'm noticing it all over the board and it makes sense because it's summer break in most parts of the country.

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>>93101446
>/pol/-infested
/pol/ would never approve of lusting after a filthy xeno.

>>93101536
(autism level * blood alcohol content)/(number of friends)

>>93101536
They let the the manatees decide.

>>93101536
Apparently just knowing somebody.

>>93101536
You have to be willing to suck the Jap's cock

>>93101585
Seems like a small challange

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>>93101614
>small challange

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Is it wrong to be in love with this bug?

>>93101650
If you get emotionally attached to a fictional character then there's something the fuck wrong with you. Waifuism should be considered a disease

>>93101699
Wafuism is a natural occurrence, it's been around since ancient roman times and has been observed even in other species like the majestic penguin.

Your waifu-phobic bigotry will not stand

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>93101650
yes, but you've made it this far already so make the best of it

>>93092114
>European
Shes not even human

>>93101699
It hasn't always been considered "waifuism" but people have always gotten overly attached to fictional characters. Look at the Greek myths and the Bible. Edginess aside, fiction allows for incredible people, situations, and relationships to exist and as a reader/viewer/listener you feel a connection because you were there through the characters journey and feel a connection to them. It's weird, but it's not abnormal at all and it's a big reason why we enjoy media and like seeing attractive people in these roles.

>>93094562
Marc is probably like 80 percent white since mexicans are already 60% white thats why you tell a mexican from a guatemalan. Guatemalabs are pure indios.

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>>93101832
this is a really good post

>>93101900
Argentina is white majority though, the indios are a minority.

>>93100023
Mexicans are a variety of races in various degrees, due to colonialism and importations of Africans by colonials and the mixture of them with native central Americans. Slavs are basically the same thing, with various mixtures of central Asian and Turkic.

>Itt Star fags think Starco has a chance

>>93101987
>le Slavs are not white meme
That meme is cancer

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>>93102093

>>93102093
Starco is 100% endgame implied by Nefcy in some of live chats

>>93102093
>he didn't even call them Starcucks
Is this the taste of summer?

>>93102151
>Implying bait

>>93102263
>Implying Nefcy won't stick to the recent chain of Star not getting what she wants because she is still a selfish child

>>93102292
No no, Star herself is the cuck. Her fans are still fags. Though, to be fair, since her fans want a Mexican to fuck her, I guess they're also starcucks. What do you call a cuck's cucks?

>>93102145
>That meme is cancer

Nah mate, I fully support that meme since I am Slavic and you faggots have used us as your scapegoats for a hundred years. We were bad because we tried a crazy new idea of treating people equal after centuries of some of the most oppressive regimes throughout Europe, then we were bad according to the Nazis and they tried to ethnically cleanse us (of which my family was victim), then after helping you beat the Nazis we were bad because we were still trying that crazy idea of treating people equal. Now we're the bad guys again because you can't admit that your country would, and did, elect a guy just because he acted like a belligerent shithead. Even if we're not Russians we're still the bad guys to you because there was some Brit who tried pushing a Polish guy in front of a train because he thought the Polish guy was speaking Russian.

So you can take whiteness and fucking shove it.

>>93101796
See >>93094109

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>>93102375
I hope they do stick with the whole "you can't always get what you want thing", but historically, the proper term is Starcuck.

>>93101841
>>93101900
Except this is a cartoon so it follows stereotypes and the most common stereotype of the latino immigrant is a very brown Mexican. Really, why is such a big deal to you guys? Could it be you guys are really racists? I don't mean tumblr racist but real racist.

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>>93102468
It's an anonymous website. Everyone's racist you piece of shit. Bill Maher literally just went on TV and said the N word and Colbert just made a cock sucking joke without realizing it. Nobody isn't racist you fucking retard, the people who think they aren't are racist in their own way.

>Argentina
>White

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>>93102468

>>93102408
Man someone's salty
Slavs are still white though. Not that anon btw
There's a lot of ethnic and nationalistic tension even between "white" people. You're making the mistake of confusing white with some sort of EU inner circle or something

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>>93102597
>try to open link
>ask to download shit
nice try

>>93094562
I dont blame her Mr.Diez acts more masculine than most white american males today.

>>93102642
It's supposed to work on a browser.

>>93102736
That link is to download a .swf file. I have a swf player so I don't mind downloading that stuff but most people are better off bookmarking swf files, not downloading the files themselves. Not many people download thirdparty programs just to run a mostly archaic file format.

>>93102635
Well it's a little hard not being salty after all the shit we've gone through. Besides, you're wrong, there is a much higher mixture of East Asian and Turkic DNA in Slavs, which isn't something I'm ashamed of. You think that the Ottomans took over areas of Eastern Europe and nobody had sex?

>>93092261
CHI

>>93102375
Star doesn't want Marco.

Star NEEDS Marco.

It's a pretty important difference.

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>>93103077
>Star NEEDS Marco.
nah, its always gonna be a want.
and that want might bother her for her entire life
which might end soon

>>93103077
Marco doesn't need nor want Star now.

>>93093842
>uses magic
>can travel through dimensions
>can grow multiple arms and fly around
Who wouldn't want a multiple-armed hug or multiple-handed handjob

>>93103142
Area shouldn't be allowed to be this good with their on-model art.

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>>93103189
Who the hell's gonna stop her? You?
Me?

>>93103229
>*chokes on ovipositor*
what

niggers

>>93103263
It's an edit in case you're wondering.

Are the rumors that Just Friends is banned from television true?

>>93103152
Yeah, I'm sure "good riddance" was the first thing that went through his mind after Starcrushed.

>>93103330
Just in some countries, because of they gay stuff.

>>93103330
The gay kiss was censored in some countries but I haven't heard of any place that banned the whole episode.

>>93103330
Nope. There was one S2 marathon that didn't include it (plus Collateral Damage,) but they was back in the regular rotation immediately after.

Very likely just random scheduling weirdness.

>>93103385
>>93103380
The interesting thing is that the characters looked ambiguous enough for it not to matter, basically the only reason why it was "gay" was because tumblr called attention to it being so, so word got around, and eventually it reached countries where that shit is frowned upon.

>>93103330
>>93103353
>>93103389
>Loud House has a very obviously gay couple, effeminate personalities and all
>Steven Universe is constantly pushing SJW stuff both subtle and unsuble and it's to the point where they're introducing weird-ass shit like that worm thing
>Star Vs, by Disney, is the show that gets censored for gay shit

I thought they were the progressive ones?

>>93102885
Sure
the thing is that Europe's history is full of warfare and prejudice that carries on to this day, it's not that exceptional even though Slavic areas have went through a lot of crap. That's got absolutely nothing to do with the criteria of whether someone's white or not white.

I just honestly think that people who see "white" or "poc" or whatever as some club where people get along simply because they belong to the same wide racial bracket are people who've spent a bit too much reading US discussions with the mindset of society somehow being divided into privileged whites who are all part of the same group, and "other" - and if you don't feel like you're part of the same white club obv you must be something else.

White is a pretty wide term. White people from scotland or norway are quite different from white people from southern france or spain or such. There's a lot of variation and it's a bit stupid to legit try to claim that ooh my people are not white because some centuries ago there were some Turkish intermingling in the southern parts and besides we don't get along with the UK right now.

Like Mid-Russian with clear Mongolian influence and such, I can believe is starting to be on the border between white and asian, but Slavic, nah. It's just hysterical nitpicking, like ooh there's some DNA mixed in we're not pure celts we can't be white. for real.

>>93103291
Post the real version

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>>93095227

>>93103494
it's the same but without the ovipositor line.

>>93103556
>Accidental Mindcontrol
Jesus, is this a common tag cuz I need more of this.

>>93102145
'white' is not a race, its an inherently militant political cult established circa world war one as a means of badgering irish, scottish, and other oppressed minorities in the UK into supporting the British war effort

>>93103591
I know, just do it. The picture is cute

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>>93103622
>Accidental
shes got you fooled dont you

>>93103635
White means human of North West Eurasian Caucasoid descent.

>>93103635
tumblr is over there somewhere --->

>>93095120
>dice wey para todo

shitlango tenias que ser

>>93094406
>>93094598
>>93094687
Mexicans aren't a race, fags. It's a nationality.

>>93103833
Race isn't real nerd, it's just a human-made construct like time or love. Nothing is real.

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>>93101183

>>93103882
...

Why did we stop Hitler?

>>93103534
>KRYPTONED

>>93103911
cuz otherwise gingers would be stealing all our babes

>>93103911
Because hitler was Jewish and was the biggest Jew of them all

>>93103229
God dammit, was working up the feels only for it to be lost by that last line, fucking hell. Now I got the kekkles.

>>93094463
>Mexicans are harmless
Yeah, but only when they get their inevitable chainsaw haircut

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>>93103911
Hitler fucked with Russia. In winter.

>>93103911
That's literally Archie

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>>93104077
Their what?

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>>93104131
The spring thaw ain't much better.

>>93104239
Just a reference to cartel shenanigans, pay it no mind.

>>93104241
Build roads for russia then invade

flawless plan

>>93104241
>multi-trail drifting

>>93104241
>MI-KA-DO
>ITS GONNA GET SO EXITIIIIIIIING

>>93099469
The Spasnish categorized it them into 16 distinct categorize

>>93099937
I didnt know we amde DIEfu charts now.

>>93104241
We need this footage in its entirety, sped up to the tune of Yakety Sax.

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>>93103882


Not today redheaded fuccboi.
A hispanic stole your thunder, sit the fuck down.

wait, is Star no longer a cuck?

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>>93092114
>be jackie fan
>get drunk and decide to rewatch season 2 finale
>crushing reality that only more suffering can entail thoughout seaon 3
>not only that, jarco doesn't have a snowball's chance in the middle of july in hell
>tfw you know no one will be happy until season 3 finale at the earliest

GODDAMMIT WHY

>>93104760
Star is a cockatoo.

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>>93101473
gosh she's cute

>>93104968
Star is a *cuckatoo.

>>93104760
Watch Star cuck Marco in the future lmao

>>93104978
I have the urge to spam MonStar memes on /pol/ to see how they react

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>>93100083
>>93100157
MUH COCK!

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i really fucking need new star
i cant wait another month

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>>93105007
When the show's gone to great lengths to show Marco's 'the one' and she's been trying not to be in love with her best friend for months, having kinda known about it since the first season two episode? Not possible.

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>>93105191
Why isn't there an AU where Hekapoo and Star swap places narratively?

>>93105342
POST
MORE
HEKAPOO
NOW!!!!!!!'
Please

>>93105342
Something just...doesn't look right.

>>93105392
Probably Heckapoo having a thicc bottom lip but an apparently thin top lip.

>>93105392
you mean the fact that flat as a board star suddenly has boobs?

>>93105412
>>93105436
Both very valid points, and both correct.

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>>93101013
I got your back pendejo.
>Felipe Francisco del Sagrado Corazon de Jesus de olivares y Hernandez, my son, The sky has chosen you to finally become a man
>You must choose a woman to become your wife
>Will you choose Olga, A heretic i captured in flandes as your wife
>or Will you chose the princess Xochitl, natural from this new lands and recent christian?

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reminder

>>93105392
>>93105412
There's a lot wrong with that pic in terms of proportions. And the balloon tits.
Hekapoo is drawn pretty okay but Star is just all wrong

>>93101454
>mexican
>gun
Found the narco

>>93105674
Someone get el marino loko.
Some one should make a punisher or batman type comic about that guy

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>>93105379
okay

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>>93106052

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You better eat some Z's today Star.
Captain's orders.

>>93106052
>No spaghetti falling out of her pocket

what a shame.

>>93095786
>lovely
there is a reason we go for the white ones kid

>>93101699

You don't get it bruh.

You have sex with real girls. You waifu 2d pure ones, because real women legit cannot compete.

Fictional women/men are better by the sheer virtue of them being closer to the "Platonic ideal" of whatever you desire most in a mate. Of course, RL being a thing, you find a woman/man who tickles your fancy in just the right way - but then one of two things will happen. One is that you'll love the real person more than the waifu and the real person becomes your waifu. The other is that you have a good time with the real person, but sometimes will wistfully think "Man, I wish my gf/bf could be more like Twilight Sparkle/Star Butterfly/Brock Sampson/Yogi Bear." And if you're not too autistic, you will never ever speak aloud about it. Unless your SO is into roleplay, in which case, ayyy.

There's also the third possibility. You can be a kissless virgin who only can dream of waifus, because you know that if she was real, she wouldn't want anything to do with you.

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Hey guys I have a cool idea for a SvTFOE video game. I have no real experience in making games, but I'm gonna use Unreal Engine 4 and make it a thing and then maybe contact Nefcy or whoever at Disney and show it to them, maybe we could get a cool official STFOE video game out of it

If not then I'd be forced to make an original concept from what I created which would kinda suck but w/e

>>93106796
>I have no real experience in games
>but I'm gonna use Unreal Engine 4
Stop. Stop. Stop. Unless you have about two or three dozen other people to help you it's never going to work. You'd be better off using 2D assets, trying to capture the feel of the show using 3D in Unreal by yourself would take a literal decade. That's assuming you have experience which you don't have. Not to mention you need a team that big to get the full use out of those engine regardless, otherwise it's not worth using such a power engine. The visuals aren't going to match the performance needed to run it.

You might need to bite the bullet and just accept you're an indie dev and use Unity like all the other assholes. People give it shit but the fact is it's super versatile and you don't need an army to develop for it.

>>93107018

>what is pasta

>>93106796
Are you 15? Your optimism disgusts me

>>93107034
I can't tell what's pasta and what's noodles anymore

>>93107018
>>93107038
>they think I'm gonna try and make a full game packed with content by myself
>instead of making a small prototype (in unreal 4) and showing the suits that
Obviously I'd need a team to help me make it more than a single map with basic game mechanics and little to no graphical assets. I mean making a small example of what the full thing COULD be.
>>93107034
Haha

>>93103077
>Needs
Found the underage b&. Fucking wow though, reading your post; I had a hearty kek. i forgot how dumb teenage girls can sound.
>"She NEEDS him."
Yeah, just like Bill needs Hillary, Mel Gibson needs Robyn, and good ol Donald Trump needs Ivana. Spoiler alert, kid, no one NEEDS anyone. Not unless you are co-dependent; in which case that'd be pretty pathetic.

>>93106052
>>93106076
I can literally fuck concrete.
that's how hard I am

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>>93107262
you should see all the StarCuck smut in my folder.

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>>93107153
what would a star vs game be even? double dragon with star and marco?

the correct answer is a souls game, so we can shit on moons int/dex build.

>>93107153
>I mean making a small example of what the full thing COULD be.
Your plan isn't going to work simply because there's millions of more qualified people who will do it. Not to mention you'd need a damn impressive pitch to convince a room of money tight Disney execs that investing in a Star Vs video game is a good idea.

Disregarding that, they'd only give a shit about a video game pitch if you came out at the end and said the whole game could be finished with a small budget and be finished within a reasonable amount of time. You can't make one room and expect it to impress anybody. That's why kickstarters fail, assholes make one part of their game and think expanding it 300 times over with no reduction in quality will be a piece of cake. They also aren't going to give you a team of programmers to help you because they liked your demo, you need to already have all these details figured out for them. You're selling them a product and you have to convince them that if they fund you it'll definitely get finished in a reasonable amount of time and for the budget you pitched. You need to have all these details figured out if they're going to give two shits about anything you have to say or contribute. Not just finances, but you need to convince them nothing in this game would be negative toward their brand in any way.

I could see a talented and ambitious person WITH at least some level of experience making a Star Vs RPG with cartoon violence and a basic story line for mobile and low cost digital downloads. But that's it. We're all young and ambitious at one time and some of us actually make it. I hope you do, but understand this isn't a fucking TV show and you actually have to have something valuable and cost-effective to offer if anyone is going to give a shit about you.

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>>93107312
>>>/aco/1469951

>>93107362
>>93107371
>>93107382
What are her arm spikes? Hair? Spikes? This is important

>>93107328
I was thinking something similar to a Souls game with lots of exploration and some instances of musou 1-vs-1000 combat with true Souls-like combat for more power monsters/antagonists

You could play as either Star or Marco (until you unlock other characters) either going through a rough recap of the show's events, or it'd take place in an original story within the show's universe that never gets brought up in the show itself

I don't expect anything to come out of this other than experience, but I wouldn't complain if it did.

>>93107328
Something Souls-like, or a fighting game, probably more Arksys.

>>93107341
>We're all young and ambitious at one time and some of us actually make it.
They make it because they don't listen to people like you trying to bring them down. Sure, you're being realistic, but at this point you're just being pessimistic for the sake of it. I know the risks involved and I know how hard it's gonna be, but from my perspective making a game about an already established work of fiction is leagues easier than making a new work of fiction from scratch when you have no real experience.

Don't drag me down into your pit. I just got out of mine and I like the view up here. Maybe I'll fall back down again sometime, but it'll be easier to get back out again knowing I didn't give up.

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>>93107297
>>93107362
>>93107371
>>93107382
My nigga
I'm seriously am not going to be able to sleep tonight.....and I have a graduation ceremony tomorrow...

>>93092187
>anything i dont like is /pol/

what if star was playing basketball and she got crossed up so hard her ankles literally exploded, because of weird mewman anatomy?

>>93107581
>They make it because they don't listen to people like you trying to bring them down.
They make it because they know what they're doing, because they listened to people like me who wear suits for a living.
>but at this point you're just being pessimistic for the sake of it.
Anon there's a reason why "Nothing personal, just business" is an expression. These people are cold, and they'll find nothing about you cute at all. If you don't understand what you're getting into and treat it with the seriousness they expect it's not going to work. They are going to be nothing be pessimistic and negative during a pitch and your reaction to my post isn't a good sign that you'd react well to having your ideas shot.
>Don't drag me down into your pit. I just got out of mine and I like the view up here. Maybe I'll fall back down again sometime, but it'll be easier to get back out again knowing I didn't give up.
I like your spirit but this isn't an anime. There's more likely more than half a dozen studios across America who have had the exact same idea for a Star vs. game as you and most likely some of them already pitched their own demos. The reality is you need to be organized and have a damn good reason for why you're better than them. If you have no experience, you're not likely to do that unless you have a very specific plan for how you're going about this. You're competing against people who have been writing computer code for years and also against people in the video game industry who have connections at the high levels of Disney.

I'm seriously not trying to be a buzzkill. Please, make a Star vs. game if that's what you want. But do it for fun and gain experience from it. The people who are making Sonic Mania are autists who spent their childhood making Sonic rom hacks. You can easily be one of those people, just be realistic about it and understand the expectations. Right now you're a nobody, but we're all nobodies at some point. Take baby steps and be patient.

>>93107362
HekaTHICC