Condiment King

>>93090372
He can't ketchup.

>>93090372
He relishes in crime.

>>93090372
He just doesn't cut the mustard.

He mayo be the batman's worst villain, wanted for a salting several people.

>>93090372
It's the only way out of his pickle.

He wasabi the king of crime.

He's peppering for his next crime

>>93090372
Can I get sauce on this?

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>>93090813
I got u senpai

He's a real sour kraut.

>>93090372
Angry that somebody else took the title of the Condoms and Mints King.

>>93090372
He never mustard the courage to be a hero

>>93090372
None
You are just salty

Can't believe this guy isn't always topping best Batman villain lists

>>93090372
He's everything you want on a villain.

>>93090372
He needs to chili out more and realize he'll never be the cream of the crop

>>93090372
He just wants to spice things up a little.

>>93090372
He's a seasoned criminal that just wants to syrup trouble.

>>93090372
He just can't stop peppering Batman with insalts.

>>93090372
He wants to get revenge on Peter Parker by killing Aunt May- Oh is he DC?

>>93090372
He happuns to have a lot of easy to make puns surrounding his gimmick.

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>>93091645

>explaining the joke

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>>93091803
>jpg of a gif

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>>93091645
Well he can never thaw out the coolest master of puns.

>>93091803
Well after I read the thread I knew I was too late to ketchup on the easy puns. Luckily I relish in killing jokes as well. Mayobe that's his problem. Mustard be cheesed playing second banana pepper to >>93091855

Whats the dill with all those puns?

He mustered the courage to face batman so he can relish victory. Other villains just cant ketchup to batmans mayo threat.

He likes ketchup on his hotdogs.

He's a kind of shito villain.

The guy is really confused. When he isn't committing crime, you can find him in drag shouting "Yeah Baby! Miso horny!"

I wonder if he's a fan of Starfire

>>93092633
I'd assume he likes ketchup on everything even stuff like ice cream or apple pie

>>93090372
Why the FUCK wasn't this guy in the Arkham series? I wanted to see how he'd handle a seasoned Batman.

>>93091855
why would you smoke a frozen cigar

>>93094823
Why would Mr. Freeze smoke period?

>>93094823
>>93094840
To Freeze or not to Freeze.
https://youtu.be/8Z9Ismh1elM

>>93090372

I was just thinking about him. He should be a modern shooter type who worked in the mall and invented a condiment dispenser. But the mall steals the invention and so he weaponize s and becomes Condiment King. Being a super villain is like being a random lone wolf shooter in this universe.

cheese it, it's the cops/

>>93095103

Yet another way comics are better than the real world. We get mass shootings when some loser has a psychotic episode, they get the Condiment King and Kite-Man who are, more or less, harmless.

>>93095103
>In the DC Universe, mass shooters are lame supervillains.
I like this idea.

>>93095103
>guy bursts into a store
>threatens to shoot up the place
>everyone panics
>he opens fire
>ketchup
>every leaves safely and mildly annoyed unless they have food allergies or something

Sounds like a funny idea.

>>93095562

>loser NEET gets turned down for the last time
>swears revenge
>writes a manifesto declaring war on women
>builds an army of attractive man-bots with the sole purpose of turning pretty girls down for dates

>>93094823
>>93094840
If you are going to ask Ahnold to put on a bald cap, paint and a heavy armor and act in a shitty Batman movie, the least you could do is let him have his stogies

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>>93095606
That reminds me of that one episode of Kim Possible.

>>93095456
Imagine if in real life a man killed 19 people with a mustard and ketchup gun while making condiment puns the whole time.

What would the media fallout look like? Would people be making jokes or would the event be handled seriously? Would the president give a sombering speech about condiment control?

>>93095739
>would people be making jokes

4chan is already having a field day with the guy who shot up a supermarket because he liked Danny Phantom. You know full well people would be making jokes.

>>93095739

Or, for that matter, if an enormous space ship shaped like a skull with giant tentacles slithering out of it appeared in the sky announcing its intention to shrink Los Angeles to bottle-sized and then steal it.

What would the rational response be?

>>93095771
Wait, do the people in the bottled cities live forever in there?

>>93095771
To say thank you for taking Los Angeles away?

>>93095783

Nope. They live out their lives as normally as is possible.

>>93095771
nukes?

>>93095562
>food allergies
>edgy reboot where CK is murdering people with peanut oil, wheat gluten and shellfish
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>>93095806

>>93090372
He currys some mayo issues

>>93095771
Offer it the entire Midwest in place of LA

>>93095826
wew

>>93095826
Well, he wouldn't be a villain in that case. He'd be the hero we need and deserve.

>>93096001
>Offer all the useful land where the food and oil comes from
>hobo capital of commifornia and a now wider bay on the West Coast

For real tho