Name a better main character and waifu in modern /co/. I'll wait.

>>93086540
Marco.

>>93086540
Glimglam.

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>>93086550
>Glimglam
Fuck off Pony poster.

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Me.

Name a better cuck in modern /co/. I'll wait.

>>93086589


your mom lol

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>>93086540

>>93086540
you messed it up, it's supposed to be 'cuter' not 'better'

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>>93086540
>no one posts the obvious choice

/co/ is full of plebs

>>93086636
Don't stick your dick in crazy fampai, didn't anyone ever teach you this?

>>93087263
Whoever came up with that phrase is the definition of a beta male

>>93087263
I feel like sticking my dick in crazy is the only way it's worth doing. Why even bother losing my virginity if it's with a sane girl?

>>93087277
You don't dick crazy, because if you do you're likely to have your head and dick severed by crazy chick.

>>93087299
>Admitting you're a virgin on 4chan
You got balls anon. Giant blue swollen balls.

>>93087367
Don't be a beta and you're fine anon.

>>93087380
maybe not a virgin but sheltered enough that he hasn't had a bad relationship experience yet

>>93087380
>>93087385
I come from the land of /r9k/, where many a virgin roam. 4chan in general is full of virgins, anyway.

>>93087384
Last time i dicked a crazy chick i woke up with her standing over me with a fucking straight razor trying shave my head and one of my gym socks jammed in my mouth.

>>93087423
Did you at least tell her thank you?

>>93087432
No, she was actually like you anon: a drunk mistake.

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>>93087455
Now would a beta be this savage first thing in the morning? I think not.

>>93086540
>having a waifu that is destined to cuck you

How stupid could you be lol
Pinkie Pie is my waifu

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>>93087198
her first dead sister was cuter

>>93087511
That long jaw keeps her from choking on massive dick anon.

>>93087510
Back to your containment board horsefucker

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>>93087511
Genndy created a waifu so perfect she put other waifus to shame.

>>93087723
He created a walking plot device and then threw her away at the last minute just so we get a feelsy ending

>>93087751
By that logic so was Jack and every other character ever created in history. Even we are our own walking plot device.

>>93087380
I naturally assume everyone on here is versions unless specified otherwise.

>>93087788
You lucked out, I'm a divorced father.

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>>93087393
Is it wrong to think of /r9k/ as my home?

>>93088214
/r9k/ is home to many.

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>>93086548
First Post Best Post

>>93086548
/thread

>>93086540
What does "modern" mean here?

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>>93086540
Define modern.

>>93086540
Fell in love the moment I saw her