You disappoint me /co/. You were supposed to keep the first thread alive. Now you need to go to the archives for the first half (hint hint >>93056045 ). Well, at least my Nemesis storytime is buried (until weekend of pain anyway).
Now, even through you ingrates don't deserve the second half, Nextwave is not a story you leave unfinished.
So let's do this, Nextwave mother-fuckers!
>>93076681
Always read the primer. Because it's better than other primers.
>>93076698
Oh shit, almost forgot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuosmf1_mKs
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Actually Monica, it's because he's a Nazi.
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Don't forget to keep this thread bumped.
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Anyone here? Guys...?
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No one?
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Thank you.
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I kind of wonder if Rorkannu was a pastiche of Dormammu or an obscure character that Ellis decided to use for the hell of it ala Fin Fang Foom or Arishem.
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Internet says he's an Ellis original. Forbrush Man is a real thing though.
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>>93076833
>The Avengers all had jungle fever
>Even Janet
>>93076911
There were tons of gay Nazis. Don't ask me how it happened, they were outed, sterilized and killed, but they existed.
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>>93077297
I love this page
>>93076932
I want to protect that smile.
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>>93078271
Don't forget, Monica lies. A lot.
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I dunno, Janet seems like a freak. She'd at least suggest it to mess with Hank.
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Now the weird shit starts.
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I need the next three pages made into a gif.
Someone please do that.
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Or at least the last page and a half.
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We Mignola now.
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>>93077297
>Dance Critters
I'm dying. Ellis is a madman.
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Man, is Monica the only member of Nextwave that had a fairly well adjusted childhood?
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>>93077513
No one, you're as alone as Elsa.
>>93078911
Taking a break to eat. Be back in a few with last two issues.
>>93077640
>You weren't even born
>Your mother coughed one day and you leaked out
Now, is this Ellis calling to Osborn's crazy banter in his run of Thunderbolts, or does he just like that particular variety of dissing?
>>93079036
And the madness continues.
>>93078910
Well, Aaron didn't have a childhood, The Captain is a mystery, and I don't know a lot about Tabby.
>>93079097
It's Ellis. It's very Ellis.
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I think this is Ellis taking the piss out of Doom Patrol.
Certainly as offbeat and bizarre.
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Oh boy, here we go.
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Context
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Cannot
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Help
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You
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NOW!
>>93079665
Was it good for you too /co/?
>>93079687
Time for the climax!
I like this book.
This is a good book.
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What a horrifying mental image I have now. Thank you for that Ellis.
>>93078910
Her mother did go to hell to get used as a piss bucket by weasels so her childhood probably wasn't that great. There was also the dog murder.
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Probably the best Devil Dinosaur comic you've read all year.
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I like to imagine these Primers are being voiced by Warren Ellis and Stuart Immonen.
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That's all folks. Hope you enjoyed it. Who am I kidding? Of course you did.
>>93080180
Thanks OP
>made it all canon-ish
>didn't let Monica keep her title as the head of NextWave and mostly benevolent ruler of State 51
>didn't fix up the Shockwave Rider and turn it into the go-to ride for any of these characters
>>93076720
I'm gonna hire Aaron to organize my sock drawer
>>93076808
I wish I could infuse beer directly into my brain. Curse my repugnant flesh.
>>93077045
What a wonderfully humane moment
Now back to explosions
>>93077513
Wasn't it the Dank Dimension last issue?
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>Implying I don't have a copy of Jack Kirby's Devil Dinosaur
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>>93078773
I know these are pisstakes, but I'd still unironically read these stories. How stupid does that make me?
This series has always made me appreciate Immonen a lot more.
Thanks for posting, OP.
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It can be both. A dimension is big place.
>>93081801
I am implying that. Because that's not a thing most people have.
>>93081883
I'd read the Elsa one, but that could just be the Mignola style swaying me.
>>93076681
>You disappoint me /co/
I'm so sorry!
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Is it satisfactory?
>>93077252
Please don't stop
>>93079365
>They're bad guys, so who cares
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Either the artist was told to go nuts or Ellis had "Plane snakes, windmill faces, demon chimney sweeps" written on napkin somewhere ready to go
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nextbump
ZOMG! Bump
>>93084543
>Talking shit about based french
mutant scum
>>93083230
Probably the latter.
He used to write some of his comic scripts when he was at his local pub. Ellis admitted to always having napkins on hand, but that was when he hosted a thread on the Whitechapel forums years ago.
I am the only onw who thinks The Captain looks a lot like Dan from Dan vs?
>>93084578
Tabby is mentally retarded. She doesn't understand language, is just flow from her mouth like a river of sewage.
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>Not Dormmamu
>>93077513
Ah, the days when Ellis was writing articles for the Suicide Girls' website.
>>93083079
Actually I meant flipping through each panel individually, but I appreciate the attempt.
>>93084615
Well, I can't unsee that now.
>>93078323
Elsa must hate Brekxit.
Thanks OP, NextWave always cheers me up
Nextwave: Agents of B.U.M.P.
You have been bumped by
NEXTWAVE
Bada-bump.
>>93087906
The series was written in 2006 when the EU's scumminess wasn't *quite* as obvious to the bloke on the street. Plus Ellis is a Londoner.
Thanks anon, Nextwave is great.
>>93078240
>Elsa's EU shirt suddenly has cleavage
Cant really complain though.
I just read it last night and it was so fucking good.
The Celestials telling Stack that he's **** was the best part, IMO.
>>93076681
Thanks