[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

gwenpool is pathetic! PATHETIC! just like me

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 444
Thread images: 88

File: ddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaag.png (888KB, 596x789px) Image search: [Google]
ddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaag.png
888KB, 596x789px
gwenpool is pathetic! PATHETIC!

just like me
>>
>>93069389
You're not cute though, so she has one good advantage over you.
>>
>>93069389
>people in the game don't have pink speech bubbles
>can't be voice actors from her universe
>the people she kills in the game are actual people in another universe that she just thinks are fictional
>>
>>93069389
Don't bully gween and don't bully yourself
>>
>>93069389
Real world Gwen seems far off from Gwenpool. Gwenpool seems like a hero trying to figure the ins and outs of heroing. RWG seems like a mass of untapped potential.

As for the Just Like Me
While I can relate to doing nothing with my art, I never had a problem getting work out of highschool, was never into vidja, and only recently started buying comic but even that I'm not too deep.
>>
>cute girl with dyed hair
>shut-in

haha yeah ok marvel
>>
File: 012705004.jpg (98KB, 604x708px) Image search: [Google]
012705004.jpg
98KB, 604x708px
>>93069389
why does she sit like that? Is it because she knows feet are the worst part of a girl and should remain hidden at all times?
>>
>>93069389
Oh please. This is such a stereotype. It isn't that I chaotically drive over the sidewalks and just mow down civilians. I actually try to obey the traffic laws in these games, but what happens is the AI for the civilians is not really there and so they end up diving out into the road like they're trying to do a Russian insurance scam and I end up unintentionally bozo'ing them.

Morons.
>>
>>93069544
I know some women who sit like this at work. Apparently it's a thing if you're petite enough to pull it off.
>>
>>93069549
God damn Toxic Avenger was brutal
>I actually try to obey the traffic laws in these games
When I was a kid I like to car jack ppl same spot cause a traffic jam, then go on a shooting spree in GTA
>>
>>93069549
Haha I actually try to do that as well some times. What's really hilarious is that a lot of the NPC drivers don't obey traffic laws at all. You can be driving completely legit and you'll still see red light running, illegal turns, car accidents, hit and runs, and pedestrians getting ran over left and right completely unrelated to your actions.
>>
>>93069557
I'm a guy and I used to sit at my desk like that before it was too cluttered to use. Now I do everything from bed.
>>
issue 16 was the best issue yet. really DEEEP and drawn by gurihiru. why cant they just make gurihiru draw everything? i dont care if it takes longer. much better than having shitty filler episodes
>>
>>93069538
You'd be surprised. I once dated a girl with agoraphobia.

Didn't work out as you could imagine.
>>
File: download.jpg (12KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]
download.jpg
12KB, 259x194px
>>93069612
Who knows, anon. Maybe If she gets more popularity, they'll might make her have her own cartoon series on Disney XD.
>>
>>93069544
I must know from which comic this Kate Bishop panel came from.
>>
>>93069718
gwenpool issue 14? or 13 maybe
>>
>>93069544
the shittest taste imaginable
>>
>>93069544
but her feet is visible
>>
>>93069715
>XD
walk into traffic
>>
>>93069544
are you just not flexible at all senpai?
>>
File: 111111111111413.png (1MB, 1172x592px) Image search: [Google]
111111111111413.png
1MB, 1172x592px
i feel bad for her parents
>>
File: 52545654.png (20KB, 91x77px) Image search: [Google]
52545654.png
20KB, 91x77px
>>93069389
>>
>>93069920
>copy/pasted the tv screen
gj boys, keep up the hard work
>>
>>93069920
I know, it must be hard on her mom having to wash her daughters crusty underwear because she rarely changes them and constantly masturbates
>>
>>93069525
That was kind of the point, dude.
>>
>>93069544
Maybe her butt hurts.
>>
>>93069920
I'm glad I actually have a job.
>>
>>93070463
You may have a job, but as long as you live with your parents and refuse to join the real world, you're still basically Gwenpool.
>>
I WANNA HUG GWEN!
>>
>>93070578
> moving out of the house
its almost like you want to throw away your money
>>
>>93069733
thank you based anon
>>
>>93070578
I'm saving money so I can move out without relying on them.
I'm stuck commuting between their homes and doing chores for each of them, moving out' s something I want to do ASAP.
>>
>>93070463
>>93070578
>>93070640

Moving out when you grow up and living independently is a uniquely American cultural tradition.

In European and Asian countries, they live three generations to a house and never separate, subsisting communally off one another until death.

So they don't understand why we consider NEETs to be pathetic or outcasts. In Europe and Asian you're supposed to live with your parents until they die.
>>
>>93070640
>>93070667
Then maybe you should stop wasting time on 4chan and actually get to work so you don't end up a disappointing sad sack like Gwen.

How do you think your parents feel taking care of manbabies like you?
>>
>>93069715
>XD

Stop.
>>
>>93070463

> Don't have a job
GO GET A JOB ANON

> Pick yourself up and successfully find a job
GET A BETTER JOB, ANON
>>
>>93070708
>"Stop posting on 4chan during lunch break"
Why? It's not like I'm going to suddenly gain extra money by staring at a wall for the next five minutes.
>>
>>93070692

From one American to another, there really is no excuse for anyone to be living with their parents beyond their mid twenties, let alone their early thirties. I mean, maybe autism or some other ailment that makes them completely nonfunctional, but beyond that you should be on your own by maximum 25.

I know Europoors don't understand that, but that's for them to work out.
>>
>>93070692
>you're supposed to live with your parents until they die.


This is something Americans don't understand. And will never tolerate.
>>
>>93070770
Read a book. Hang out with your coworkers. Do normal people shit.
>>
File: 1469796125149.png (1MB, 1280x1897px) Image search: [Google]
1469796125149.png
1MB, 1280x1897px
>>93070628
I wanna Fug Gwen
>>
>>93069389
>just like me

You don't have the legs to pull it off
>>
File: Gwenpool_53.png (2MB, 1850x1271px) Image search: [Google]
Gwenpool_53.png
2MB, 1850x1271px
>>93069920
>ywn shitpost on /co with Gwen.
WHY EVEN LIVE?
>>
>>93070788
>>93070774
It's because after the baby boom, the kids who grew up wanted to move out on their own and do their own thing and not live in a house with their seven brothers and sisters and their parents.

Then when they had kids, they wanted them to get the fuck out as soon as possible so they could enjoy their time alone again.
>>
>>93070817
>>93069920
>>93069389
the more i see her being a total waste the more i like her.
SHIT
>>
>>93070806
Normal people are awful.
>>
>>93070806
You're projecting.
Spending the occasional lunch break browsing the web isn't atypical.
>>
>>93069389
>>93069920
>>93070817

>Sedintary all day long
>Subsists only off of junk food
>Has a perfect body

I thought Gween was supposed to be from the real world?
>>
>>93070774
justify moving out then
>>
>>93070628
>>93070809
i wanna do both in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands
>>
File: 1475689555139.webm (230KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]
1475689555139.webm
230KB, 640x360px
>>93070817
>WHY EVEN LIVE?
Because every time I pull the trigger I just end up back here anyway.
>>
>>93070838
There are a few girls like that.
I knew one who was underweight despite being a lazy slob who ate junk.
>>
>>93070826
More like: Normal people can't stand you
>>
>>93070838
Who said she ate junk? She doesn't eat any in this chapter. Her mom lays out a proper dinner.
>>
>>93070840
You can jack off without anyone barging in the room to tell you dinner is ready.
>>
>>93070708
>How do you think your parents feel taking care of manbabies like you

Mommy just made me some cookies last night and daddy is taking me fishing with his friends Saturday morning because he enjoys my company. I didnt ask them to do either
>>
File: 4439159.jpg (36KB, 220x382px) Image search: [Google]
4439159.jpg
36KB, 220x382px
>>93070838
> he doesnt have a fast metabolism
sucks to have suck shit genetics
>>
>>93070774
The American way of life is pure trash, you standard of living is fucking laughable, you're practically third world.
>>
>>93070840

So you don't spend the rest of your life living in a state of infantile dependence.

Honestly, if you need that articulated to you then I think you're already too far gone.
>>
>>93070692
>In European and Asian countries, they live three generations to a house and never separate, subsisting communally off one another until death.

Most European countries are smaller than most American states. They don't have the space for each generation to live independently from each other.

Sucks to be them.
>>
>>93070894
My rooms on the second floor with my own kitchen and fridge. Plus my house isnt made of paper so I watch porn with my speakers on
>>
>>93070954
>Not taking over the finances for your parents when you're of age and allowing them a quicker course to retirement.
?????
>>
>>93069431
Ah, the ol' Star Ocean 3.
>>
>>93070954
>state of infantile dependence
who says I depend on my parents to get shit done? You act like nobody moves out and ends up needing a roommate. My roomates happen to be my parents. I pay 800 a month to live in a 3 story house and no landlord gives me shit. You must have been lied to growing up by your parents because they just didnt want you around
>>
File: Gwenpool58.png (299KB, 500x825px) Image search: [Google]
Gwenpool58.png
299KB, 500x825px
>>93070894
>You can jerck off without anyone barging in the room to tell you dinner is ready.
>ftfy

Moving out it's usefull. You learn about priorities and stop wasting your money on comic books and that shit.
I wish I had left my parents house before.
>>
>>93071091

>"Hey! I don't live with my parents! My parents live with ME! It's DIFFERENT!"

If you put as much effort into making a living as you do into making excuses you wouldn't be "rooming" with your parents this far into adulthood.
>>
>>93071111
You needed to live on your to learn priorities? Are you a mentally disabled?
>>
>>93071120
>He doesn't want to take care of his parents.
>>
>>93070987
>Most European countries are smaller than most American states. They don't have the space for each generation to live independently from each other.

Europeans are either pathologically or intellectually incapable of comprehending how big the USA is and just how much free space we have to work with.

I remember a bong once asking me how long a "tube" trip was from DC to Dallas and thought it couldn't be more than 3 hours. They've lived in matchboxes for so many centuries that they legit can't comprehend the freedom of open space and everyone having the luxury of a place for themselves.
>>
>>93070692
>Moving out when you grow up and living independently is a uniquely American cultural tradition.
Moreover it's a tradition that only really started in the 20th century. In the 19th century, poor and working class families were all living together.
>>
>>93071183

Leaving home and finding your fortune independently has been an American tradition since the colonial era.

It's how Ben Franklin's memoirs start.
>>
>>93071175
Too bad the average American barely makes enough to support such a lifestyle.
>>
>>93071120
> hey! I put words in peoples mouths because I cant win an argument otherwise

No need to project so hard senpai. I know you need any win you can get when you're living out there in the "cold cruel world". Theres living smart and then theres whatever you're doing. I just choose to not waste my life running in a rat race when I can sit here at the finish line. Enjoy worry about keeping your job or if someone will break into your house while youre away you brave brave lad
>>
>>93070932
You may not believe me anon but it all goes so terribly south one day
>>
>>93071208
Ben was also *loaded*.

The common man didn't have such freedoms, much like how they didn't even get a vote for a long ass time.
>>
>>93070819
Best post in here.

Americans before the war lived with thier parents well in to their thirties, only became a "tradition" when the US government was throwing money at it's citizens post war.

Unsurprisingly, now the "golden age" is well over, we're seeing people live longer with their parents, America is going back to how it used to be.
>>
>>93071208
>finding your fortune
Glad thats worked out for all of that 2% after a hundred years
>>
>>93071235

>This defensive

Keep building those walls instead of building experiences.
>>
>>93071239
by then i'll be in my 30's
>>
>>93071208
Ben was exceptional with his success.
>Although the 19th-century ideal held that married women were not supposed to work, women did contribute to the family's well-being. Wealthy women planned formal dinners, balls, and other social gatherings that were crucial to their husbands' political and business success. Middle-class women sewed for what they called pin money, small amounts that frequently balanced the family budget. Married women in the middle and working classes took in boarders, sold hot lunches or pastries to neighbors, and saved money by doing their own baking, brewing, gardening, and other chores. It was also common in middle- and working-class families for sons to be sent to school, while their teenage sisters supported this schooling by working in a factory, teaching in elementary schools, or taking in sewing. Such work was considered acceptable as long as it was either done in the house or by unmarried young women.

>Many 19th-century American families did not fit into this nuclear family ideal, as it was expensive. High housing costs meant more people than just the nuclear family often lived under one roof. Extended families, including grandparents and other relatives, were most numerous in the mid-19th century. Immigrants clung to traditional extended-family forms, and poorer families often included grandparents, grandchildren, and sometimes aunts and uncles in order to maximize sources of income and save on rent. Men, women, and children worked long hours for low wages in dirty, cramped surroundings in the sweatshops of major cities. Although the ideal woman was supposed to be pure, innocent, and domestic, most poor women had to work. Taking in boarders, such as young men and women working in local factories, was another way that families earned money, although they gave up family privacy.
>>93071242
Ben's parents weren't wealthy, he really was a self-made man.
>>
>>93069389
wow spiderwen is nerdy and plays videogames just like my imaginary girlfriend
>>
>>93071297
Oh, I didn't mean to imply he was old money. I mean he got to do whatever because he was a genius who made fat stacks of cash and fucked half of France
>>
>>93070817
>her dad isn't Moot
I call bullshit
>>
>>93069683
i bet she was seriously into anime
>>
>>93071274
> still projecting
>>
>>93070774
Saves you a shitton of money.

I have an ex who's still living with her parents in her 30s. She's got a much healthier retirement account than I do and can go on European vacations (and even Japan!) once a year with the money she saves.
>>
>>93070817
Is that an edit or is someone at Marvel trying to stealth-promote Whomp?
>>
>>93071297
>Ben's parents weren't wealthy
No, but I recall that his in-laws had a bit of cash to throw around to give him a push.
>>
>>93070838
you know, just because yo have a whole pizza doesnt mean you must eat a whole pizza
>>
>>93069389
She's also incredibly good looking. UNLIKE YOU xD.
>>
>>93071398
> eating cold pizza
no thank you. you eat that entire 18' pizza and enjoy taking a big shit afterwards
>>
>>93070954
>american middle-class actively committing suicide on a national scale by destroying its own wealth through activities like these
>they think this is the right thing to do and instead of facing reality shift blame to their upper-classes for their own retardedness
Well. At least you morons make things interesting to look at from over here. Keep that shit up.
>>
>>93071242
>>93071208
>>93071297

For as reliable as most memoirs are, Ben's open up with him arriving in Philly with nothing but the clothes on his back and a roll in each pocket, then becoming a self-made man from there.

Atypical, but they've made every American kid read it in school for 200 years because its supposed to inspire them to strike out on their own and find success away from the nest.
>>
>>93071433
you can heat it in the oven,. learn to act like a propper adult for fucks sake
>>
>>93071433
>and enjoy taking a big shit afterwards
you wanna kiss that goodbye when you are in your late twentys
>>
>>93071449

So this is why they call you "Europoors". You can't afford to live independently. That's just too bad.
>>
>>93071450
All the participation awards they've been giving out for the past few decades have kind of destroyed the point that in a competition, there has to be losers.
>>
File: 1489953857638.jpg (13KB, 192x192px) Image search: [Google]
1489953857638.jpg
13KB, 192x192px
>>93071433
>why do I get fat when I eat pizza when other people who eat pizza don't?
>must be their metabolism
>>
>>93071500
there are only awards for the first three places
what you morons dont get is that the real losers are the thousands of people who didnt even try
>>
>>93071555
>what you morons dont get is that the real losers are the thousands of people who didnt even try

You mean like the people who are so afraid of failing at being an adult they continue to live with their parents well into their thirties because they "just want to save money and it totally makes more sense to live this way"?
>>
File: Disney XD.png (97KB, 2000x1131px) Image search: [Google]
Disney XD.png
97KB, 2000x1131px
>>93069868
>>93070729
uhhh guys
>>
>>93071576
Reminder that the housing crisis of 08 was caused by a bunch of people who couldn't actually afford homes getting loans approved by greedy banks and this led to a sluggishly recovering economy for the past decade.
>>
>>93071576
hey i dont live with my àrents
dad got tired of me so now he pays my rent
Also there is a point were you know you cant possibly win, nobody is going to hold a grudge to the fat kid for not running the marathon
>>
>>93071514
> he doesnt know Chad eats pizza every night and never hits the gym
Dont assume everyone is a lard ass like you
>>
>>93071618
>they should have gone to college instead
>>
>>93071646
College is a comparably bad trap depending on your major and how much competition there is for the career you're pursuing.
>>
>>93071576
> being an adult is living in a shitty apartment and sucking your landlords dick so that he'll fix your heater
wew
>>
>>93071678
The joke is that its the exact same thing eintein
>>
>>93071641
Human bodies don't violate the laws of physics. If you're fat it's impossible for it to be for any other reason than because you eat too much. But of course it's much easier to blame the world than assume responsibility for yourself.
>>
> all these people on shit terms with their parents and masking it by saying they're all growed up

Kek
>>
>>93071705
I get it, not everyone has good genetics like me. I've come to terms with that a long time ago. Enjoy watching what you eat. Blame it on the food and not the person
>>
>>93071576
Yes, I should move out and spend $650 of the $1000 I make a month on rent for a shitty one bedroom apartment surrounded by crackheads. Then I can get a car to spend another $300 on each month and live hand-to-mouth until something, literally anything, goes wrong and I can't afford to deal with it.
>>
>>93071772
You know, in the past young men got married, got a couple kids and a house to push them to be better and earn more money
>>
>>93069389
Didn't her time in Marvel universe thought her any life lessons?
>>
>>93071822
The issue was showing us her origin story before she ended up in 616.
>>
>>93071821
Can't really earn more when your only qualification is "did a minimum wage fast food job that any retard old enough to legally sell beer can do."
>>
>>93071821
There are dozens of shows and movies about miserable depressed husbands/fathers with mortgages.
>>
>>93071137
>>93071137
Or he could just live with parents who never really cared. Before i met someone who made me change how i lived, i used to just sit around until somebody who knew how to do something did it for me. But it wasn't because i was mentally deficient, it was because growing up my parents didn't expect anything from me and basically picked up whatever i was doing and i would still be rewarded for it. They didn't teach me anything, i shit you not they never even taught me how to tie my shoes so they would just let me walk around with loose shoelaces. It literally took me until i was 13-14 to be like "this shit can't be so hard" and i solved it in 10 seconds and it wasn't because i was stupid, it was because i never fucking bothered to actually try because again, i grew up expecting everything to be done for me
>>
>>93071705
>But of course it's much easier to blame the world than assume responsibility for yourself.

These are the same people that blame "the recession" and "baby boomers" for why they can't move out of their parents' house.

You aren't going to convince them to take responsibility for their obesity, either.
>>
>>93071759
Yeah I'm sure you keep shitting out half-digested pizza slices and just never notice. Dem "good genes" at work.
>>
>>93071822
Yes, the only way to succeed is by being Jewish or black
>>
>>93071875
>Movies and shows
>>93071870
What else are you doing with your life?
>>
>>93071772
>Yes, I should move out and spend $650 of the $1000 I make a month on rent for a shitty one bedroom apartment surrounded by crackheads.

If the crackheads have their shit together and can afford to live independently, but YOU can't, then you really are a pathetic fuckup. You're literally sub-crackhead by your own admission.
>>
>>93071879
>too stupid to tie his shoes until he was 13-14
>not stupid
jesus christ
>>
File: 1473475459363.png (424KB, 600x629px) Image search: [Google]
1473475459363.png
424KB, 600x629px
>>93071772
Well when you say it like that you make my life sound like an almost unbearable living hell.
>>
>>93071921
Crackheads don't live independently, they form nests together.
>>
>>93071921
>I hate my family so much I'd rather live in squalor
putting that mental health proudly on display for all to see, eh
>>
>>93071882
I'm responsible for my obesity, life fucking sucked but it was still my choice to hide away instead of trying to fight it, I still do it in fact
>>
>>93071882
Recession gutted the job market and it's nowhere near recovered. I'm sure 60% of the jobs created since 2007 being low hours and low wage and 35% of the American workforce being freelance has nothing to do with the system though.
>>
>>93071772
Come to Kentucky dude, i live in a 3 bedroom house and thats how much monthly rent is
>>
>>93070309
>because she rarely changes them and constantly masturbates
WHAT
GWEEN
LIKES
>>
>>93069389
What does a pink speech bubble sound like?
>>
>>93072008
Keep voting Democrats, I'm sure wellfare will fix it
>>
>>93071920
There wouldn't be so much of it if people didn't relate to it.
>>
>>93072070
People relate to it because people dwell on everything that's bad way too much because now days that's encouraged
It's easier to sell everything sucks than somethings are good
>>
>>93071931
i can't really say i was stupid, i got above average grades in junior high and made it through some classes fairly easily. the only reason i had any trouble was because of the fact that i know that i'm gonna sound like a broken record here sometimes i cared and other times i sincerely didn't fucking care enough to try, that's kinda what happens when your family is living off welfare and section 8 housing, with you thinking that your just gonna end up the same way
>>
>>93072030
Keep voting republican, i'm sure tax cuts to the rich in a stagnant economy when this is the "boom" with a savings glut will fix it.

>Americas income inequality mirrors 19th century Europe
>It will trickle down guys!
>>
File: Pokemon_XD_Gale_of_Darkness_(NA).jpg (161KB, 718x1000px) Image search: [Google]
Pokemon_XD_Gale_of_Darkness_(NA).jpg
161KB, 718x1000px
>>93071591
hook
line
sinker
>>
File: Gwenpool_28.png (547KB, 562x1570px) Image search: [Google]
Gwenpool_28.png
547KB, 562x1570px
>>93071137
Nah, I just stayed in my "comfort zone" too much time.

That and being overprotected by my parents.
I'm not proud about it but it's not that difficult to understand, anon.

Anyway I like this quote, summs what I think of the topic

>Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent, leave the house before you find something worth staying in for.
>>
>>93072157
Maybe if I do all you out of job coffee drinking yuppies will starve to death and I can finally have some peace of mind
>It's more important that I can afford the new iPhone today than I can retire when I'm 70
>>
File: Nigga i'm tripping balls.gif (1MB, 466x350px) Image search: [Google]
Nigga i'm tripping balls.gif
1MB, 466x350px
>>93072174
>>
>>93070894
>>93071002
>not having a bolt on your door
>>
>>93072140
Trust me, I have seen kids with more money than they knew what to do with being so stupid that you have to wonder if they really belong in a classroom
This mega rich classmate I had back in middle School couldn't fucking read, that's a twelve year old kid
>>
>>93072207
You sound like that moron that told people to not buy avocado toast if they wanted to buy a house.
>>
>>93071884
Watch that salt anon, it's bad for YOUR health
>>
>>93072292
And you sound like a moron who spends his free time taking obvious bait on 4chan all day.

Seriously, how dumb are you to not see he's fucking with you?
>>
>>93072183
So what's the thing you've found worth staying in for?
>>
>>93072312
Only takes a few seconds to reply.
>>
>>93072298
>keeps saying 1+1=4
>gets corrected
>lol stop being salty anon
????
>>
>>93072312
There are also people who literally believe what he's typing.
>>
>>93072292
>People who don't empathize with me are stupid
How is that degree in women studies working for you Anon?
Get a bunch of women and niggers into college, next thing you know they are teaching them to live in precolonial tribes and they go around Harrassing everyone
That's supposed to be an education
>>
File: wtf anon.jpg (19KB, 466x359px) Image search: [Google]
wtf anon.jpg
19KB, 466x359px
>>93072277
Good god, dude you just made me feel so much better about myself but boy how do you not learn how to read, like yea i know me not know how to tie my shoes till i was a teenager is bad but reading is so prevalent and basic that you literally have to try not to learn. like you would have to fucking avoid it like the plague
>>
>>93072354
No, there aren't. No one is actually that stupid.

>>93072328
And this seems like a good use of those seconds?
>>
>>93072398
>No, there aren't. No one is actually that stupid.

Yes, there are.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/15/australian-millionaire-millennials-avocado-toast-house

>And this seems like a good use of those seconds?

Why do you care?
>>
>>93072395
>reading is so prevalent and basic that you literally have to try not to learn
just like tying your shoes.

in fact, what kind of retarded people did you hang out with that nobody ever ridiculed you for being so obviously retarded compared to them? the average intelligence level of your peers must've been incredibly low
>>
>>93072395
It's actually pretty sad, and that's one case of many.
In highschool we had this kid who, well he was the class retard, he always stopped classes to ask the most stupid questions and he failed everything, this one time he cut a piece of cardboard and wrote his last name on it and wore it around like a sonichu necklace, I asked him dude why do you do these things? Do your parents don't pay any attention to you or something? Turns out his mother left and took his younger brother with her and he hadn't seen either in months
Those kinds of families can be super cold anon
>>
>>93072465
Because none of my friends pay attention to my shoelaces and it never became something that bothered me or anyone, the only things kids in middle school care about where i lived were finding things to snort and trying to get laid
>>
>>93072529
i mean i wasn't trying to say that it wasn't sad it's just something that i wouldn't imagine would actually happen in a society like this, i really hope that the other guy whose mother left him turned out alright. did he ever find his family?
>>
>>93070441
From what?
>>
>>93072465
sort of amazed that you haven't commented on my grammar yet, listen anon i understand that i might make you feel better about your own insecurities, but why do you have to be a dick about it?
>>
>>93072345
What makes you think the /co/ is 1 person?
1+1=4 when she's having twins
>>
>>93069389
What little I've seen of this comic on /co/ makes it look amazing, but modern Marvel is so ridiculously political that I'm afraid to pick up one of their books.

>>93069538
This is a thing in anime too. WataMote is about a cute girl who's just as pathetic as the boys who fantasize about her, even though such a girl cannot exist.


>>93069440
I'm sorry, anon, but I'm deserving of it. I am trash.

>>93069683
>Didn't work out as you could imagine.
Why not? I'd love to have a gf of any kind, even one with agoraphobia.
>>
>>93072604
No does, that was the last year in highschool and I never spoke with him again
I mean he has money so it's not like he is going to have a terrible life, I was just saying that the wealthiest parents can be just as neglectful as the poorest
>>
File: 1468785297339.png (323KB, 497x359px) Image search: [Google]
1468785297339.png
323KB, 497x359px
>It's a "Millennials are shiftless, listless, anxiety-ridden, mentally unbalanced, easily distracted, narcissistic and immature lazy little shits without aims, drive or concentration" episode
I hate reruns. Not that they're wrong, though.
>>
>>93072701
>geeez why do our grandparents hate us??
>>
>>93072701
>>It's a "Millennials are shiftless, listless, anxiety-ridden, mentally unbalanced, easily distracted, narcissistic and immature lazy little shits without aims, drive or concentration" episode

You could've just said "autistic" and saved yourself a lot of typing, anon.
>>
>>93072701
>Toy plane is a boat
It's the little things man
>>
>>93071490
Why?
>>
>>93072765
You are going to learn why people order gluten free and it's going to be pretty painful
>>
File: 1479250593167.jpg (137KB, 662x604px) Image search: [Google]
1479250593167.jpg
137KB, 662x604px
>>93072682
There're no politics in the comic.

No microaggressions, no fuckin gender identity politics, none of that shit.

Pick up the book, it's real good.
>>
>>93072701
>>93072731
i used to think that older people were just being assholes by saying that, but in a sad reality it's pretty true at least 80 percent of the time
>>
>>93072682
>What little I've seen of this comic on /co/ makes it look amazing, but modern Marvel is so ridiculously political that I'm afraid to pick up one of their books.

Either you were too stupid to realize, but comic books have always been political.

You're probably just mad now because it's politics you don't like since you're some red pill sperglord.
>>
>>93072298
>this is what fat people actually believe
>this is what stupid people actually believe
>>
>>93070692
I'm not sure what you're talking about, here in Sweden it's also expected of you to move out after getting a steady job. Maybe it's different in Italy, Spain or The Balkans where family is of a higher value than other European nations.
>>
>>93072799
I'm pretty sure there hasn't been a single president I like in my lifetime and it doesn't seem like Trump is going to be the exception
>>
Marvel is garbage and I refuse to read any of their SJW shit comics
>>
>>93069389
my little superhero neet can't be this cute
>>
>>93072808
It's called satire
>>
>>93072808
Well i'm pretty sure it was just for comedic effect but i get where your coming from
>>
>>93072853
ok Jontron
>>
>>93069389
What the FUCK kind of foot is that!? Draw her in socks if you're going to half-ass drawing her feet. Fuck I'm mad!
>>
File: 1434325324.png (18KB, 254x274px) Image search: [Google]
1434325324.png
18KB, 254x274px
>>93072791
>>
>>93072866
Glad to see you're here then instead of in a better DC thread
>>
>>93070838
Women can easily do that if they don't eat a lot. Actually men can too but men tend to have greater appetites.
>>
>>93072937
Feet are fucking garbage no matter how you draw them. FACT
>>
>>93072943
how come my dude?
>>
>>93072928
as long as he is only half as bad as obama was im still ok with it, i mean obama was so fucking bad he made bush look good, just look how divided he left everyone, thats the number one sign of a bad president
>>
>>93072968
He probably lives in a part of the world with an obesity problem. His life experiences shape his opinions. As do all ours
>>
>>93073011
its a rare case were both sides are right
>>
File: 1494534716075.jpg (270KB, 1440x810px) Image search: [Google]
1494534716075.jpg
270KB, 1440x810px
>>93073014
Dial it back a bit. You need to be more subtle with your shitposting or no one will believe you.
>>
File: 1496501811778.jpg (50KB, 438x416px) Image search: [Google]
1496501811778.jpg
50KB, 438x416px
>>93073011

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/01/13/millennials-falling-behind-boomer-parents/96530338/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jmaureenhenderson/2013/11/30/millennials-earn-less-than-their-parents-and-the-recession-isnt-to-blame/#4e5210075946

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/12/08/american-dream-collapsing-for-young-americans-study-says-finding-plunging-odds-that-children-earn-more-than-their-parents/
>>
>>93069538
Mental illness, anon.
>>
>>93072682
>WataMote is about a cute girl
She's actually an ugglo which is always apparent whenever she or someone else tries to doll her up. She's cute because she's a cartoon.
>>
>>93073078
Thats still not an excuse to sit around smoking weed all day
>>
>>93073014
His first 4 months have been so much smoother and with less protest and fbi investigations
>>
>>93073156
You're thinking of Gen X, they're the slackers.
>>
File: the world is a tough place.png (117KB, 336x249px) Image search: [Google]
the world is a tough place.png
117KB, 336x249px
>>93073156

I can't think of a better reason to sit around smoking weed all day if the social contract isn't going to even pretend to be valid anymore.
>>
>>93073121
she is suppossed to be plain looking, its not like the artist cant draw ugly characters
>>93073170
and his record high media cover ups right?
you arent going to argue your way out of spending a fortune in equipment to spy on your own citizens and getting a peace prize for record bombing the middle east
someday you will all have to come to terms with the reality of the last 8 years
>>
>>93073201
isnt there anything else you would rather do?
you are looking for an excuse to give up, The world used to be really fucking worse for most of history, people had a more proactive atittude towards it.
At this point even muggers and thieves are better off than you, at least they go out and do something, your grandma isnt going to fix the world for you
>>
>>93073277

You're on 4chan, my dude. I don't think you really have any room to talk here.
>>
>>93073078
>>93072943
Fuck dude, but i feel like that's more due to how the economy has changed but i'm not going to dismiss the fact that things aren't gonna be easy but i feel like these years have just been rough on everyone, i honestly feel like things are gonna start to get better by 2018 whether or not that will be just me or everything in general. Thats what life is about anyways right? trudging through the shit and filth and holding out until progressively, over time, things slowly get less and less shitty? But of course, you'll have to work towards improving if you actually expect things to improve
>>
File: 1496368620937s.jpg (4KB, 111x125px) Image search: [Google]
1496368620937s.jpg
4KB, 111x125px
>>93073277

>isnt there anything else you would rather do?

Kill myself, but that's probably just the crippling depression talking.
>>
>>93073338
>>93073277
come on guys, we can't be so negative, that's the thing that got the current generation into this mess
>>
>>93073312
yeah, well i still do what i like and care about on a daily basis, its never going to make me a dime and im still trying to figure out a way to support myself on the side.
My uncle keeps mentioning a code school everyone talks about, i really wanted to get a degree to throw in my drunks fathers face but thats 6 years of my life i wont get back
>>
File: youdungoofed.jpg (128KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
youdungoofed.jpg
128KB, 1280x720px
>>93073378

The current generation got into this mess by willfully ignoring the advice of people who know better, and selfishly destroying both the economy and environment for their own short term gains.
>>
>>93073277
>The world used to be really fucking worse for most of history, people had a more proactive atittude towards it.
Probably because they had a chance of changing something.
>>
>>93073446
Oh please. Unless you mean people 40+ as the "current generation", no they didn't. The current problems have nothing to do with anyone under the age of 40 because the world isn't run by anyone under that age.
>>
>>93073448
>Probably because they had a chance of changing something.
most of them didnt, thats a pretty ignorant position and i hate using that word
>>
What's happened sense gwen got webbed to a pole by Miles for being a bitch? I haven't been keeping up with the series.
>>
File: 1459376800466.jpg (183KB, 1124x1024px) Image search: [Google]
1459376800466.jpg
183KB, 1124x1024px
>>93073277
>At this point even muggers and thieves are better off than you, at least they go out and do something, your grandma isnt going to fix the world for you

So tell me, wise one, what can be done to fix the unrelenting nightmare that is our crumbling infrastructure, environment and social peace? Surely you make millions dispensing your world changing advice.
>>
>>93069389
that foot ain't right
>>
>>93072298
>half an M&M
More like half the bag.
>>
>>93073448
i mean anybody can change something. it's just that the way things are now, our world is so rooted on the rules were based on that it feels impossible also no one is fucking willing to die for there cause nowadays, and every great mocement needs a martyr
>>
File: What have I become.jpg (29KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]
What have I become.jpg
29KB, 500x375px
>>93073483

It was a joke, because those are all things the previous generations did we have no way to ix now.
>>
>>93073503
She got arrested and eventually MODOK (the team, not the villain) broke her out. Now the police hate her.
>>
>>93073483
pretty much, things were already pretty shitty, we just happened to come along at the right time
>>
>>93073507
you have to be better than your parents man
your parents were goddam awful and their parents worse
you have to be better because if you dont you are going to have even worse children
Getting into organized gang political fights in the streets is the opposite of that no matter what side you are in
Maybe you should just accpet that you arent going to have a good life and try to build something for your kids instead
>>
>>93073378

I'm actually not joking. My therapist is considering hospitalizing me if I don't improve soon.
>>
File: fuck this shit.gif (320KB, 180x94px) Image search: [Google]
fuck this shit.gif
320KB, 180x94px
>>93073578
>you have to be better because if you dont you are going to have even worse children

>implying I want or even have the opportunity to have children

"Things are so shit, you just have to accept the only people who are going to be happy is literally every other generation but yours."

Fuck off.
>>
>>93073578
What gave you the idea that I'm going to have kids? I'm too busy living with my parents and wishing I was dead.
>>
>>93073615
everyone has the opportunity to have children, poor ilegal migrants have more than nayone else
>you have to accept that you wont be happy but future generations will
you have to because if you dont then when does it stop?
greedy old people got us into this mess, do you want to be the greedy old people of the futures youth?
>>93073621
so the alternative is willing extinction?
>>
File: economy steve.jpg (111KB, 640x615px) Image search: [Google]
economy steve.jpg
111KB, 640x615px
>>93073578
>>93073277
>>93073334
>>
>>93073693
you arent offering a single solution
>>
File: Concerned with this board.gif (1MB, 360x270px) Image search: [Google]
Concerned with this board.gif
1MB, 360x270px
>>93073579
>>
>>93073689
Not willing, just a lack of other options.
>>
File: 1496510951482.png (231KB, 832x620px) Image search: [Google]
1496510951482.png
231KB, 832x620px
>>93073689

see >>93073693

You're either not a millennial, incredibly lucky, or a fucking "bootstrapper." I don't want kids because I want my poisoned family line to die. We have generations of mental, physical, financial and general-life problems on both sides of the family. My siblings and I have all agreed not to have children in order to cull our poisoned line in an act of self-eugenics. I want to die nearly every day that I am not severely medicated. The solution is death, and I'll either drink myself there or work up the courage to speed up the process with a different kind of shot.
>>
File: Slightly Scared.jpg (5KB, 235x220px) Image search: [Google]
Slightly Scared.jpg
5KB, 235x220px
Is this still a Gwenpool thread?
>>
File: two guns.jpg (121KB, 628x451px) Image search: [Google]
two guns.jpg
121KB, 628x451px
>>93073725

Neither are you, possibly because there are none.
>>
File: 1450240178195.jpg (69KB, 520x678px) Image search: [Google]
1450240178195.jpg
69KB, 520x678px
>>93073786
>>
File: Pepe Motherfucking Silvia.jpg (166KB, 864x864px) Image search: [Google]
Pepe Motherfucking Silvia.jpg
166KB, 864x864px
>>93073769
Jesus fucking Christ on a unicycle anon, that's quite a drastic decision
>>
>>93073786
The OP was accurate.
>>
>>93073769
i kinda want to know why, but if it's gonna make you feel worse you don't have to say anything
>>
>>93073839

The suicide or self-eugenics thing? Cause to bring it back to what initially started this, I was way less suicidal when I smoked pot everyday rather than the bullshit anti-depressants they have me on.
>>
File: spidy and gwen.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]
spidy and gwen.jpg
1MB, 1988x3056px
>>93069389
Is she really pathetic if she hangs out with spider man?
>>
>>93073888
Well smoking marijuana is actually found to be a lot more effective then most anti-depressants and anxiety medications, but i was talking about the eugenics
>>
File: 1496457319598.png (235KB, 380x278px) Image search: [Google]
1496457319598.png
235KB, 380x278px
You all need a motherfucking hug
>>
>>93073884

The tl;dr is generations of poverty, child abuse, and severe mental problems. For instance, my great-grandmother was traded for a truck when she was a little girl, but that ended up for the best, as the family that traded her was the one that was diddling all the kids. My parents both have severe mental disorders and abused my siblings and I mentally and emotionally, and stayed in their poisoned marriage for a decade making our lives a living hell until finally getting a divorce in which our dad ran off with all the money and his new, younger wife while going out of his way to tie my mother down in half-a-decade of legal shenanigans in order to punish her, to the point where she openly contemplates killing him just to be done with the constant legal hell since he shows no signs of stopping.
>>
>>93070013
She paused the game, dummy.
>>
>>93073931

Moved from Colorado, where I had a medical marijuana card, to Oklahoma, which is so against marijuana it unsuccessfully sued Colorado to make them stop selling it. So now I have to play roulette with shitty antidepressants until I find one that makes me not want to take a kitchen knife and open up the veins in my arm.
>>
>>93073912
Miles doesn't like her and got her arrested and a criminal record.
>>
>>93073931

see >>93073978

We've all kind of agreed that none of us want to perpetuate the cycle of misery any longer, although in my brother's case his soon-to-be fiance can't conceive, so he couldn't even if he wanted to.
>>
File: 1313722036484.jpg (148KB, 600x464px) Image search: [Google]
1313722036484.jpg
148KB, 600x464px
>>93073973
We need to be shot in the head, is what we need. And want.
>>
>>93073978
Shit. And I thought my great-grandmother got screwed when she went insane and her caretaker stole the last of our family's fortune making her go from millionaire to the first of at least four generations to die in poverty.
>>
File: 1496380234466.jpg (103KB, 570x558px) Image search: [Google]
1496380234466.jpg
103KB, 570x558px
>>93073973

You offering?
>>
>>93073912
Not in my book.
>>
>>93074055
Hey dude, listen up, i understand that i'm just some guy on 4chan, but i actually want to help in some way shape or form, you could just think of me as someone to vent to. do you have anyway we could talk? it's low risk and it might help to have someone to talk to even if it only help slightly
>>
>>93070806
>Do normal people shit.

What do normies even do in their free time?
>>
>>93074079
I can give you a shrug.
>>
>>93074153
During lunch break? Go eat lunch with them.
>>
OK guys, enough drowning in our own sorrow, IT HAPPY TIME NOW!!!

LOOK AT THE KITTY!!!
>>
>>93074153
Facebook, drink, get stoned. That's about it as far as I can tell.
>>
File: 1496797601744.gif (2MB, 235x240px) Image search: [Google]
1496797601744.gif
2MB, 235x240px
>>93074149

I appreciate that. I'm actually about to head out, but if there's some way we could talk later like discord or something, that might be cool.
>>
File: 1496245894426.jpg (70KB, 300x214px) Image search: [Google]
1496245894426.jpg
70KB, 300x214px
>>93074194
>>
>>93074227
sure thing dude i have a discord what's you username?
>>
>>93074261

CorditeRope#7862
>>
File: Ketto.jpg (41KB, 500x363px) Image search: [Google]
Ketto.jpg
41KB, 500x363px
No more mopping around, it's kitty time
>>
>>93074288
sweet, mine is tiecoonracoon
>>
File: co.png (143KB, 1341x675px) Image search: [Google]
co.png
143KB, 1341x675px
>>93073786
Looks like a typical co thread to me.
>>
>>93074312

Just added you, I'll probably be on later tonight. Thanks :)
>>
>>93074290
>mopping
>>
>>93069538
>attractive girl
>high school drop out
>NEET
>>
>>93069920
I've missed the past couple issues, what happened with her parents? Was she just nuts and not from a different reality?
>>
File: 1482296768747.png (54KB, 349x500px) Image search: [Google]
1482296768747.png
54KB, 349x500px
ITT:
>>
File: 1335818560538.jpg (181KB, 404x670px) Image search: [Google]
1335818560538.jpg
181KB, 404x670px
>>93074290
>>
File: What in Tarnation.jpg (3KB, 125x121px) Image search: [Google]
What in Tarnation.jpg
3KB, 125x121px
>>93074331
Are doggo's accepted?
>>
File: You think i'm fucking playing.jpg (3KB, 125x106px) Image search: [Google]
You think i'm fucking playing.jpg
3KB, 125x106px
no, get out
>>
>>93069544
It's more comfortable to sit like that, easier on the butt
>>
File: 1335993930680.gif (2MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]
1335993930680.gif
2MB, 320x240px
>>93074361
>>
>>93073790
no, i am
Accept that your life is going to be bad and that you will work a lot for little reward
stop listening to people who make empty promises
get informed, actually informed
save but dont save for yourself
work a lot, even if you dont have a job work, if you do have a job work and on top of that study
If you want to sit and wait for life to become fair be my guest
>>
>>93070838
Maybe she's an undiagnosed diabetic
>>
>>93073761
>>93073769
so you would rather do nothing and wait for the world to eat you than try and survive, thats it. You can take the rest of your bullshit with you thats the part that matters
>>
File: tomohoodie.png (454KB, 774x1032px) Image search: [Google]
tomohoodie.png
454KB, 774x1032px
>>93069389
for some reason i have a weakness for girls with those dark circles around their eyes. what's this type of character called?
>>
>>93073769
death doesnt solve anything, it just removes you from the equation
>>
>>93074495
Gross
>>
>>93074509
>x +you = 5 + you
>death removes you from equation
>x = 5
>death solved something
>>
>>93071821
Yeah, see, in the past the economy wasn't dead and rotting yet.
>>
>>93074539
only if you assume you are completely incapable of doing good and your life will only bring sorrow to the world
>>
>>93074549

Lots of people are succeeding today in career, family and finances.

I guess the difference between them and you is that they don't make excuses.
>>
>>93074531
I think it's cute, but i just love Tomoko in general. i've always had a thing for shy and socially awkward/ social inept girls most likely because i can relate to them
>>
>>93074549
People survived far worse economic conditions.
>>
File: tomokorapeface.png (239KB, 520x683px) Image search: [Google]
tomokorapeface.png
239KB, 520x683px
>>93074531
rude
>>
>>93074653
Don't get me wrong, I think it's cute too, but in a gross way, I like that she doesn't give a crap about them
>>
>>93074589
That and a good upbringing, the idea of "the american dream" is pretty hypocritical nowadays because people who are on top tend to stay on top while the people at the bottom are people who are either handicapped by their own family and are unable to improve or feel like they can't even when they actually can and don't even try
>>
>>93074460
Found the buddhist.
>>
>>93074705
Tomoko would look so much better is you just got rid of the twin-ponytails and kept the short hair
>>
>>93074712
>even when they actually can
How?
>>
File: marcus aurelius.jpg (78KB, 850x400px) Image search: [Google]
marcus aurelius.jpg
78KB, 850x400px
>>93074509
And that is enough.
>>
>>93074589
Yeah, they're called "rich kids with connections."
>>
>>93074738
i have never heard about buddhism but then again none of the ideologies people tried to sell me haver ever helped me in any way
>>
File: Nurgle.jpg (109KB, 1024x1117px) Image search: [Google]
Nurgle.jpg
109KB, 1024x1117px
why the fuck should we care about what's going to happen, why are all gonna die one day and we cant avoid it, the best we can do is to enjoy the little time we have.
if everything is shit, why worry about it?
>>
>>93074767
Like they have the potential and can scrape up the resources but their so afraid of failure or they think so lowly of themselves that hey don't even try
>>
File: 65465123.png (170KB, 629x341px) Image search: [Google]
65465123.png
170KB, 629x341px
>>93074810
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
>>
>>93074810
Oh papa Nurgle, you always make me feel better
>>
>>93074772
except that the problem you told me isnt personal, it affects your entire family not just you
so if you kill yourself you are leaving your siblings behind and possible dooming them to the same fate
Are you completely incapable of doing something good for them? are you the kind of person wh could never possibly influence someone else in a positive way?
>>
>>93074816
Try what? What could they do to not be a failure?
>>
>>93074589
>Lots
There ARE people succeeding, but they are not lots. Stop reading Fox News and look around you.
>>
>>93074848
I think you're talking to a new anon, the other guy said he was leaving
>>
>>93074712
I think the populous is more informed than ever and the richest people are richer than ever and not spending their money, which is a big deal because it means capitalistic power moves up the chain and never comes back down. People are noticing the imbalance and realizing how powerless they really are. We've taken refuge in decadence and frivolity
>>
File: Gwenpool_011.png (212KB, 568x340px) Image search: [Google]
Gwenpool_011.png
212KB, 568x340px
I wanted a Gwen thread but this...
>>
>>93074874
regardless of if he is or isnt the same anon, i know the person i was talking to is currently reading this trying to decide if he aswers the question or not
>>
>>93074855
Pretty much what >>93074899 said, sorry i usually have trouble getting my point across.

Basically what i'm trying to say is the upper class is so rooted in that it's gonna take a lot to change anything giving up ain't gonna do jack diddle shit about it
>>
File: vive.png (342KB, 253x518px) Image search: [Google]
vive.png
342KB, 253x518px
REVOLUTION IS THE ONLY WAY
CAPITALISM IS A FAILURE
JOIN ME /co/MRADES FOR THE GLORIOUS FUTURE
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS
>>
>>93074946
To be, or not to be... *that* is the question.
>>
>>93072937
That's a foot? I thought she was sitting on a action figure that was giving a thumbs up.
>>
File: Double D's final form.jpg (57KB, 960x951px) Image search: [Google]
Double D's final form.jpg
57KB, 960x951px
So basically your saying we should brutally murder the one percent and distribute their wealth equally amoung the people?
>>
>>93075033
Eat the rich!
>>
>>93075033
you can make the rich poor but that wont make the poor rich
>>
File: WITNESSED.jpg (21KB, 427x427px) Image search: [Google]
WITNESSED.jpg
21KB, 427x427px
>>93074986
>>93075033
These guys have the right idea
>>
File: YEAH!.jpg (99KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
YEAH!.jpg
99KB, 1280x720px
>>93075060
Devour the rich and absorb their power and stock market investments
>>
>>93075062
Actually it will, by definition.
>>
>>93075033
Unless you constantly do this over and over with a high amount of frequency the skewed distribution of wealth will re-emerge regardless.
>>
>>93075152
no, because the poor outnumber the rich tousands to one
you hear the 1% myth all the time but do you really belive one in a hundred americans has billions of dollars?
what actual percentage of people are the 1%?
>>
>>93075169
so we should resort to communism?
>>
>>93075062
At least it'll be good for venting.
>>
>>93075227
and then the economy crashes and a worse class of rich people emerge
>>
>>93075200
i don't think that's how percentages work anon, also i think it's the one percent because it's the smallest whole number
>>
>>93075200
Dude... first result in a cursory google search.

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/16/the-worlds-eight-richest-people-have-same-amount-of-money-as-half-the-world-oxfam.html

It's not that one in a hundred people are insanely rich. It's that the few hundred people in the world who are insanely rich are so ridiculously insanely rich that they fuck up the entire economy, and they become that rich by exploiting and abusing those beneath them. You don't get that rich by fighting fair, no matter how much you might like fictional characters like Batman and Scrooge McDuck. It doesn't fucking happen.
>>
File: My nigga Marx.jpg (9KB, 195x274px) Image search: [Google]
My nigga Marx.jpg
9KB, 195x274px
>>93075246
And thats when you resort to communism
>>
>>93075270
then why a 1%? there are 2% and 10%, surely 50% has more than the other
its a lie designed to make you think you are targeting billionaires when you mostly target small buisness owners because htats most of the 1%
if you actually si and do the math you are left with a really tiny group of people, mostly members of the same family that own everything and guess what? if you kill them and take everything it wouldnt be enough to help 10% of people
thats why the actual solution isnt appropiating the 1% its always taxing everyone who has money and using that money not to help the poor but college graduates with goverment jobs
marxism is the most opressive system the world has ever created
>>
>>93075292
yes, the new rich class that opresses everyone, communists, the worst tyrants in the past millennia and this one
>>
>>93075418
>>93075439
Chill guys, i was just joking around. I'm not that dumb
>>
>>93075439
The worst form of government, except for all the others.
>>
>>93075493
no, its actually the worst type of goverment, look around.
>>
>>93072682
>I'm sorry, anon, but I'm deserving of it. I am trash.
If you keep saying it, yeah. The point is that it's a pointless wall that just keeps you trash.
>>
>>93075062
If all the wealth in the world were redistributed equally, everyone would have roughly $10,000, ergo, everyone would be poor.
>>
>>93075622
what are you going to do after you spend those 10,000?
>>
>>93075622

The sad truth is that all life is selfish, and in order for some to have more, others must have less. History is full of slaves and underclass people who's painful, cruel lives made the rich's lives lavish and comfortable.
>>
>>93075622
God bless American education!
>>
File: Communism in action.jpg (533KB, 650x1114px) Image search: [Google]
Communism in action.jpg
533KB, 650x1114px
>>93075493
nah that would fucked everything even more, like this anon point out >>93075287 you only need to shake down (ten) thousand rich fucks on the top and stop screwing everybody else with taxes (in my country there were some politicians that though to try implement 75% tax in future)
>>
>>93075699
The sooner we get a real life Doctor Doom utopia the better
>>
>>93075720

The problem then is rich people just leave the country when their taxes get too high.
>>
>>93075699
the only correlation between some people having more and some people having less is that not everyone can win
Thats hardly opressive
>>
>>93075821

I'm not saying it's oppression, it's just how the world works. It tends to eventually *become* oppression, but if you can't see what I'm talking about you really need to study more history.
>>
This thread, it's all over the goddamn map. Kek bless this site.
>>
>>93075699
>>93075875

>History is full of slaves and underclass people who's painful, cruel lives made the rich's lives lavish and comfortable
>I'm not saying it's oppression, it's just how the world works

>but if you can't see what I'm talking about you really need to study more history.
please point to me those great capitalists empires of the past
>>
>>93075795
huh? I was talking about doing the opposite, cut the fat and stop taking so much money from working people to fuel the gibmethat social state, hell the im sure you hear stories from grampa how he could walk into office and just get a job but now when i try to get an office job they need me to fill so many goddamn paper work you would thought why the greenpeace (or some other eco organization) isn't loosing their shit when in other countries (India/China) the businesses fall and grown almost instantly, no wonder big companies have are making a push to send all the work there instead of hiring locally.
>>
>>93071921
Crackheads don't get their shit together. They know that it takes time to be able to do a legal eviction.
>>
>>93072028
Burnt hair and sour cream
>>
>>93072398
I thought that about alot of things. Then i discovered much of the stuff about America i heard about like them not believing in evolution wa actually real.
>>
>>93070692
>In European and Asian countries, they live three generations to a house and never separate
Lol what are you talking about? Do you think the Grimm fairytales are an accurate depiction of contemporary Europe or something like that?
In my European country kids move out around 18-19, usually. Sure they maybe move to flatshares to save money but that sort of "All of Europe is like this" mythology is just bullshit
>>
File: 1496654092926.png (456KB, 1365x2104px) Image search: [Google]
1496654092926.png
456KB, 1365x2104px
>>93069538
>cute girl
>lives like me but is cute and a girl
It's fucking mindboggling that Marvel thinks I'm willing to buy into this shit. You can only suspend disbelief for so long. Superpowers, multiverses, etc is all good, but come on

Fuck this comic. Fuck Marvel. Just...fuck. I want to ______ Gwen
>>
>>93074705
You guys all do realize Tomoko has a social life?

She hangs out with her middle school friends
She hangs out with a classmate and her friend
She gets into situations with the class delinquent
She also has a lesbian stalker now
>>
>>93075904
>please point to me those great capitalists empires of the past

At no point did I bring up capitalism. I'm saying no matter what the system, people at the top only have what they have because somewhere along the line someone is being exploited.
>>
>>93076105
>At no point did I bring up capitalism
i did
human rights are a very modern concept
>>
>>93073786
No, it's a blog...but whose blog is it?! I'll leave that for you to decide.
>>
>>93072207
How much do you think Iphones cost dude if you equate buying one with a retirement fund
>>
>>93076071
>She also has a lesbian stalker now
fug, i haven't read anything with her for past 4 years, what kind of ride am i getting into?
>>
>>93075418
>marxism is the most opressive system the world has ever created

You know there have been like societies built on slavery
>>
>>93075439
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

Anon pls
>>
>>93073507
Don't worry about changing the world, change yourself and your perspective on it. The world is full of positive opportunities, but if you believe there are none, then you won't see any of them.
>>
File: 1488293913904.jpg (64KB, 382x321px) Image search: [Google]
1488293913904.jpg
64KB, 382x321px
Thread started off fine, then turned into pic related and communist thinking. What happened?
>>
>>93070309

>ywn be gwen's dad
>ywn hate going into her room because it always smells like pussy
>ywn be shocked to see a baddragon dildo poking out from under her bed and wonder how the hell can it fit inside her
>>
>>93076424
>if you believe there are none, then you won't see any of them
Fuck off with this unrealistic hippy thinking. "The Secret" is not a legit book.
>>
File: the Kuroki.png (315KB, 605x814px) Image search: [Google]
the Kuroki.png
315KB, 605x814px
>>93076071
dude i know all of that, im just saying i love girls with that kind of look.

>>93076262
yeah she had a school trip to Kyoto(?) where she actually made some friends and even has friendly interactions with the "sluts" of her class.
she has become slightly more mature and it's been handled in an amazing way, easily one of my favorite coming of age series now.
>>
File: 1496382367830.png (246KB, 870x1236px) Image search: [Google]
1496382367830.png
246KB, 870x1236px
>>93076262
An cynic getting social life improvement
>>
>>93076232
He's either quoting a politician that did that a few months ago or mocking the politician that said that a few months ago.
>>
>>93069549
I just read the plot of this movie out of curiosity.

What the flying fuck.
>>
>>93076232
All these little luxuries add up. Most people are notoriously bad at managing money until they make more than they can figure out to spend, but even then there are some people who find a way. 30% of people making over $150,000 a year still live paycheck to paycheck.
>>
>>93070838
don't blame gwen for her superior genes
>>
>>93071216
Well the average American could, but that would mean moving to Middle America or the Southern states where rent is like $300 for a two bedroom. But Most people want to live in like the Coastal states where it's more expensive.
>>
>>93076327
yes but not everyone in them was a slave
>>
>>93077811
>the Southern states where rent is like $300 for a two bedroom

Alabama here. $300 a month for a two bedroom would be lucky to get you a rundown trailer in the middle of fucking nowhere. Double that and you'd have a more realistic number.
>>
File: e91.jpg (30KB, 600x640px) Image search: [Google]
e91.jpg
30KB, 600x640px
>>93069715
>XD

What makes this worse is that this is probably what would happen.
>>
wait this isn't a gwen thread, shit.
>>
>>93077811
Yeah, but people make more money on the coastal states.
>>
>>93070838
My older bro eats junk and watches TV all day and weighs 150 pounds. Just got good genetics.
>>
>>93077244
hold on, this is saying that out of people making 50k a year (like me), only 14% have more than 10k in savings?

I've got like 30k, 3rd year on my job, the fuck is wrong with everybody else
>>
>>93078075
How much are you paying in student loans?
>>
>>93077811
moving costs money. And then it means finding a job in that new area as well.
>>
>>93073769
>I don't want kids because I want my poisoned family line to die.
Wow, personally i don't want to have kids because i'm an axienty machine and just thinking on getting married and mantaining my kids makes me depressed. I'll just be the cool uncle of my sister children
>>
>>93078096
nothing, I went to a smaller state school.
>>
File: 1446770978306.jpg (13KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]
1446770978306.jpg
13KB, 250x250px
>>93072620
>>
File: 1496284429229.jpg (90KB, 825x814px) Image search: [Google]
1496284429229.jpg
90KB, 825x814px
She will never leave us.
>>
File: wtf.jpg (14KB, 126x104px) Image search: [Google]
wtf.jpg
14KB, 126x104px
>>
>>93078699
>>93079065
I want to kiss Gwen's thighs!
>>
>>93078162
Well, that explains it. In case you didn't know, student loans are fucking a lot of young people right now.
>>
>>93079138
Break it down by age and older people aren't that much better than younger people. It's the human condition.
>>
>>93073973
No more hugs, Will.
>>
>>93073014
>just look how divided he left everyone, thats the number one sign of a bad president
If that's your metric Trump has divided the nation far more than Obama and that's with only one year actually in office. Plus most of the shitflinging during the Obama years was him being black on top of being a democrat
>>
>>93076071
Yeah, I love character development like that. Those early chapters where there was no punchline or joke and she was just completely friendless and alone were depressing
>>
>>93079388
this probably just looked at money in saving accounts in banks, which are, of course, pretty fucking useless unless you're a rothchild. You're better off keeping it under a matttress or a piggy bank or just letting it sit on your checkings account anyway
>>
>>93070692

The issue with NEETs is in the name. Living communally is one thing, but it's another to not be able to contribute meaningfully to the family unit.
>>
>>93080188
No one's going to keep thousands of dollars in their own home, that would be reckless. And sure, having plenty of emergency money in checking is fine but there comes a point where it's better off in savings drawing interest.
>>
Is still this a Gwen thread?
>>
File: 1420031746030.jpg (167KB, 480x512px) Image search: [Google]
1420031746030.jpg
167KB, 480x512px
>>93069389
The lengths of her arms to the elbows in that perspective is triggering me.
Also that you can't see the bottom of her jaw even though the perspective is low.
Also her waist looks straight up profile instead of following the perspective set by the background.
Also her tiny foot.
>>
>>93079065
Stop judging my artistic style choices anon
>>
>>93069588
I obey traffic laws for like the first couple hours of the game.
Then I get impatient and just go ham
>>
>>93071433
>Microwaves and ovens don't exist
>>
>>93070692
Do you not know that NEET stands for Not in Employment, Education, or Training? It's not about living with your parents, it's about doing nothing at all productive.
>>
File: IMG_2581.jpg (78KB, 818x899px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2581.jpg
78KB, 818x899px
>>93069389
>tfw i'm too much of a pansy to even do something like this in a game without feeling bad or guilty about it
>>
I want to smear semen all over Gwen's body and mouth
>>
>>93070692
>Moving out when you grow up and living independently is a uniquely American cultural tradition.
Stopped reading right there. Only a Burger would believe something so dumb. The really hilarious aspect of it is the notion that anything is a uniquely American cultural tradition; it's the least original culture the planet has to offer.
>>
>>93076984
It was also a cartoon...for kids!

I can't believe some of you don't know about Toxic Avenger
>>
>>93074358
She comes backs
>>
>>93072866
>Thinking a couple of cherrypicked scans and books mean every Marvel comic is SJW shit
Not denying it but come on man you're missing out
>>
>>93069538
You're all forgetting how shit and retarded high school is. Because that's where all the qt NEET shut ins just came from. They were ugly nerds in middle school and since teenage boys are retarded and only want to fuck Stacies and since Stacies are catty retards, all of these girls grow up thinking they're ugly and their social skills get worse and worse until they're 18-21, regardless of how well they filled out, they still think they're as awkward and ugly as they were at 13-15 and suddenly shit like thiccfaggery becomes a thing and every fucker on the internet wants to have a goth gf or a qt nerd gf or a quiet gf and that's why you have a surprising amount of cute girls who are shut ins. But all you faggots orbiting them is making them self aware and just making them Stacy whores with slightly cooler interests.

That's not if they've already been turned crazy by Tumblr.
>>
>>93069389
ive never related to anyone in comics other than the Punisher.

And that's only when he's being written as the dead inside sole survivor who keeps trucking on. Except instead of being a badass I live alone and spend my days off work staring at the wall.
>>
>>93084595
u relate to a nazi anon Hail hydra
>>
File: mexicanimmigration.png (180KB, 203x427px) Image search: [Google]
mexicanimmigration.png
180KB, 203x427px
>>93084595
>Got out of highschool
>Got a job
>All my friends are dead or in jail.
>Not really an outgoing person.
>Actually end up spending my days off at work shopping for my weekly groceries.
>Barring any heart conditions or medical anomalies will possibly live to nineties
>>
>>93079065
terrible
>>
>>93084308
Good shit anon, couldn't have said it better myself.
>>
>>
File: 1467308453191.jpg (199KB, 1024x1075px) Image search: [Google]
1467308453191.jpg
199KB, 1024x1075px
Good thing she is wintering out this hiatus in her own reality. As she pointed out, she's lival to die if she's left in the Marvel universe without a comic of her own.
>>
>>93086974
Gwenpool has tremendous potential as a straight-up villain.
Think about it. She could be doing fangirl kidnappings, trying to instigate arcs to sustain ratings or just clumsily try to mess with the narrative.
>>
File: gwenpool13.png (1MB, 979x1558px) Image search: [Google]
gwenpool13.png
1MB, 979x1558px
>>93086974
Yes thank god, let's get back to talking about Gwenpool.

Anyone care that she showed up in the backup for one of the Secret Empire?
>>
>>93073514
More like half the sack
>>
>>93087021
I would prefer for her to hijack shitty even/character assassination books, like if there was another Avengers Arena Murder World she would first off the Arcade and try to stir that shitpot into something less dumb and more fun
>>
>>93069389
What pleb taste in games.
>>
>>93087047
I liked the book she wrote in it, I feel like I should look for a copy.
>>
>>93069920
>mom recognizing the game she's playing
Immersion ruined.
>>
>>93081594
Same here. Can't even kill the random nonamers in villages because I instantly feel bad and load my last save.
>>
>>93087625
You need to harden your heart.
>>
>>93087634
I'm just a really sympathetic guy.
>>
>>93087654
You need to play Fable, that really lets you build up your evil deeds up from simple stuff like farting and belching on people in a rude manner.
>>
>>93087669
Download the raider children mod for Fallout 4. That killed my soft heart
>>
>>93087548
It's thematically consistent. When Gwen first entered the Marvel Universe, she treated it like GTA, killing indiscriminately.
>>
>>93087669
I'll try it out because right now I'm painfully sympathetic to the point where I think more about other people's feelings than my own.
>>
>>93087791
Yeah you really need to stop that.
>>
>>93087799
I know. A quick example is I been doing drum lessons since I was 9, but when I was around 17 I needed to stop because it was costing to much and I didn't have time for it. But I kept postponing canceling them for an extra 4 months because I felt bad because I kept thinking about how he was going to make less money because of me and stuff like that.
>>
>>93087845
You might need a psychiatrist, actually.
>>
Gwen is cute. I want to marry Gwen.
>>
>>93087855
Trust me I know I'm messed up. Funny how what is usually a good trait can be terrible if you have to much of it.
>>
File: 200_s.gif (41KB, 418x200px) Image search: [Google]
200_s.gif
41KB, 418x200px
>>93070774
>>93070987

Ok. Starting tomorrow I will leave the four story country villa I share with my parents (where I have my own apartment and bedroom) and blow a chunk of my paycheck for a two-room flat with insane utility bills.

That'll buy me my independence!
>>
>>93088076
It's the American way you goddamn mooch. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!
>>
>>93088109
That's stupid. Housing market is already overcrowded & too pricey.
>>
>>93088134
I was being sarcastic.
>>
>>93071705
>Human bodies don't violate the laws of physics
you mean the principles of chemistry
>>
File: 14825182155760.gif (879KB, 245x230px) Image search: [Google]
14825182155760.gif
879KB, 245x230px
>>93070856
>>
>>93071882
To be fair the real problem with baby boomers is that they're just annoying faggots
>>
File: STL050058.jpg (2MB, 1186x1800px) Image search: [Google]
STL050058.jpg
2MB, 1186x1800px
will Gwen become a villain?
>>
>>93088810
why is she looking so flat there?
>>
>>93076721
>ywn walk into your daughter's room to find her passed out in front of her computer
>no pants on
>Hands and chair all sticky
>the incest hentai she was schlicking to playing on loop
>>
>>93087583
Speaking from experience with my parents they can eventually pick up on if you're playing the same game a lot.
>>
>>93088916
i want to be her brother instead so we can hang out like lovers[/spoilers]
>>
>>93087047
Which one?
>>
>>93089687
friends
>>
>>93070692
>In Europe and Asian you're supposed to live with your parents until they die.
Not until they die, just until you get married.
>>
File: 1423168191095.gif (1MB, 346x261px) Image search: [Google]
1423168191095.gif
1MB, 346x261px
>>93087855
>Trusting a psychiatrist
>>
>>93090878
Death and marriage are basically the same thing.
>>
>>93069591
Just like real life!
>>
If Gwenpool was raped, do you think she would be able to report it, or would she become emotional attached to her rapist, wanting attention from him?
>>
>>93069389

Except she's hot and you're fat.
>>
>>93093235
Male, not fat.

Even a fat chick can find a guy to pay her bills.
Thread posts: 444
Thread images: 88


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.