The jury is out, /co/. Steve lied and has a small dick.

>>93068565
Misandry

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Jenkins should have gone with a black Steve.

>>93068565
>this is an actual article on a website

Has journalism really reached these depths?

>>93068565
>over 168 views
fuck
came here for the "small thoughts" joke, left disappointed in humanity

Fun fact, back in ancient times having a big dick was considered ugly and a comical trait for the longest time. Basically man with big dicks were considered primitive, dumb. Big dicks being considered a positive trait rather than a negative coincides with women getting more rights in the more recent centuries.

So Diana would actually like Steve's little pecker. She'd find cute and a sign that he's a intelligent, good-natured and honorable man.

>>93068623
Which website tho?

Nice try, Bruce

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Real CSI shit.

>I have to get something off my chest—something that has bothered me ever since I saw Wonder Woman. And I believe, strongly, that Steve Trevor lied about the size of his penis to Diana.

>In Wonder Woman, there’s a scene at Themiscyra where Steve (Chris Pine) is relaxing naked in a lagoon. Diana (Gal Gadot) comes in and there Steve is, naked, covering the entirety of his manhood in one hand.

>Now, Steve has been made fully aware by basically everything Diana has said to him up to this point that she’s never seen a man before. So when Diana gets the first glance at his completely nude body—appearing to stare with a laser-like focus on his groin—and asks if he’s typical of his kind, Steve answers that he’s “above average.”

>It’s certainly true that there are ways in which Steve is above average among men (based on this movie, he’s above average in almost every way). But in this context, in this scene, he is obviously talking about his dick size. It’s barely innuendo.

>Here’s the issue: Wonder Woman shows us Steve Trevor standing there, fully nude, but with every single bit of his genitals hidden by a single cupped hand. And I call bullshit.

>The average flaccid penis size is 3.5 inches, which I think yes, might fit in a cupped hand. The average male hand size is 7.44 inches. But Steve also has his balls in his hand. You’d probably see something. Even if he’s only slightly above average, that’s... not a comfortable way to hide a whole dick and both balls.

>So the options here are that he’s lying or he used that hand to hide his dick between his legs. And given how surprised Steve is by Diana, I don’t think it’s the latter. I will admit this is up for debate, but I am also not the only woman who saw this movie and thought he lied.

>>93068565
Not true at all. Steve's exaggeration may have been describing himself as above average. Sure seems he can very well be average at worst.

That's the fucking joke.

>>93068803
New content for the Wonder Woman: Extended Edition Blu-ray 3D 4K, etc.

Steve Trevor's CGI gigantic penis poking out from behind cover.

Not just in this scene. Throughout the entire film.

This is the only change made for the Director's Cut.

>>93068695
Jezebel. Which is about as much of a news site as /news/. Or even less so.

>>93069066
the scene where he seduces dr. poison becomes even more tragic now.

dr. maru missed out the dicking of a lifetime.

>>93068676

>In ancient Greece, it seems, a small penis was the sought-after look for the alpha male.

>“Greeks associated small and non-erect penises with moderation, which was one of the key virtues that formed their view of ideal masculinity,” explains classics professor Andrew Lear, who has taught at Harvard, Columbia and NYU. “There is the contrast between the small, non-erect penises of ideal men (heroes, gods, nude athletes etc) and the over-size, erect penises of Satyrs (mythic half-goat-men, who are drunkards and wildly lustful) and various non-ideal men. Decrepit, elderly men, for instance, often have large penises.”

>Similar ideas are reflected in ancient Greek literature, says Lear. For example, in Aristophanes’ Clouds a large penis is listed alongside a “pallid complexion,” a “narrow chest,” and “great lewdness” as one of the characteristics of un-athletic and dishonorable Athenian youths.

>Only grotesque, foolish men who were ruled by lust and sexual urges had large penises in ancient Greece. Art history blogger Ellen Oredsson notes on her site that statues of the era emphasized balance and idealism.

>“The ideal Greek man was rational, intellectual and authoritative,” she wrote. “He may still have had a lot of sex, but this was unrelated to his penis size, and his small penis allowed him to remain coolly logical.”

>>93068803
I haven't seen the movie yet and I'm not a dickologist, but there are growers and showers.

The rationale behind him potentially lying about his dick is that it fit under one hand?

>>93068676
We don't live in ancient times, dicklet

>>93069307

But Diana did and she'd think Steve small penis is preferential.

I thought the whole point of that joke is that he lied. Not necessarily that hes a small dick, just that he exaggerated for the sake of his masculinity.

>>93068803
More proof that women know absolutely nothing about how dicks work and then have the gall to criticize men on not being experts on vaginas or breasts.

>>93068623
>journalism
>Gawker Media

Please don't do that again.

>>93068611
Big white dick is an oxymoron.

>>93069667
What's Gawker media still doing existing after Hulk Hogan got to them?

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>93068803
Proof there needs to be a gender-neutral Nobel Prize for science that wimmin can win.

>>93069243
The rationale behind him potentially lying about his dick is that the author of the article doesn't like men and thinks they all lie about their dicks.

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>Men lie about the size of their dicks
Wow what a scoop, what's next, women lie about their sexual history?

>>93068565
>The jury is out

That means something is inconclusive, not that it's settled.

>>93068565
Just like me

>>93068676
How did they feel about average-sized dicks that are perfectly good at giving pleasure? And really, it's about girth as well, right?

>>93068565
and women lie about their bra size

>>93069753
I mean a lot of them do, but to isolate one fictional character over something so petty seems douchey at best.

>>93069199
So that's why Asians are so smart

>>93069758
I bet you have intimacy issues.

>>93069698
This. I thought the Hulkster dropped the big leg on them and they went bankrupt.

>>93069810
The g-spot isn't deep at all, and most nerves inside the vagina are located right after the entrance. A "thick-but-small-dick" would be more efficient giving pleasure than a "long-but-slim-cock".

Women having orgasm after having their cervix punched by a dick is pure fiction.

>>93069989
your thinly veiled insecurity of your small penis doesn't escape me.

But don't fret, if you don't have a naturally upwards-hooked penis like me, modern science has figured out how to make dick-curling irons to get that perfect curve that women love, in your schlong, they're about to hit the stores.

>>93068803
Or maybe, just maybe, there wasn't any penis to see because showing cock and balls would have increased the age rating of the movie. Morons.

>>93070044
You made the wrong assumption. I am a "long-but-slim" guy.

>She thinks he lied about the size of his cock

They don't call him Chris "Don't Whine When I Put It Inside" Pines for nothing.

>>93068565
It's impossible not to catch the double entendre, but he wasn't intentionally talking about his dick. It was just a cheap joke.

>>93068565
>pokes fun at men
>feminist misses the joke.

Like I always say, the problem is not that feminists lack a sense of humor, it's just that they don't get the jokes.

>>93068623
>Implying Gawker, especially Jezebel is news

Kill yourself

>>93070060
But that would actually make sense, so it's obviously not true.

>>93068565
So did your father.

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>>93068803
He literally was in the pool

He was clearly tucking, I thought this was obvious based on how he moved

I'd much rather fuck Steve then Dianna, tbqh

>>93069955
I bet you're a whore

There is literally nothing wrong with having a small dick

>>93070418
>Jezebel
That article is from io9. And that makes me kinda sad, because I remember that particular blog used to be pretty alright back in the day.

>>93068565
I've been told that Chris Pine is uncircumcised, and also a really nice guy.

>>93068803
I've seen people on /co/ over-analyze jokes before but holy shit

>>93068803
This is a 4channesque point

>>93069066
>Director's cut
so circuncized?

>>93071123
underrated

>>93074982
Director's UNcut

the dick thing was just a joke, hes talking about his physic in general.

>>93068676
>Blames women
>Not video pornography, where having a larger penis plays better for the camera.

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>>93071669
Tiny dicks are cute.

>>93071669
Small dicks are so smoochable

>>93069758
Hahahaha, virgin.

>>93068803

Can you imagine men going to school for men's studies, graduating, then spending the rest of their lives talking shit about women and how horrible women are?

YOU AREN'T A FUCKING DUDE SO YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

I know you think the thousands of cocks you've handled somehow makes yo an expert, but it really doesn't.

>>93074758
lol, the level of projections here, holy fuck. I dont have "BBC" I just have a "it gets the job done" type but men, the guys here justifying small dicks, like dude, sure I get it that many specially petite girls arent into really big cocks, it hurts them but you guys have to accept that a small one doesnt get the job done and you have to compensate in other ways, stop being so fucking insecure

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>>93068565
How is this newsworthy

>>93077099
Why do you think an entertainment blog is meant to be interpreted as news?

>>93068803
What, it couldn't have been a bit drafty in the cave?

>>93069199
So how the hell did they reconcile that with the main God of their Pantheon screwing literally anything he could fit his dick into?

>>93068565
A thread died for this.

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is it weird that Steve had no body hair?? did a World War 1 spy actually shave their pubes?

>>93077632
Zeus is a god of wisdom and control.
He always had his wits about him when raping women. His rapes are never as so base as to beat upon a woman. He'd always bed them through cunning, guile, or besting them in competition. At no point in any rape was Zeus never a wholly civilized being.

>>93068565
I wonder if she's actually this concerned about this or if she thinks that she's parodying guys talking about women's breasts or something.

>>93068803
I guess she has never seen a grower before?

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This thread should be on /tv/