Movementarianism thread

Will there be beer?

>>93056919

what do you desire, full contemptment, or beer?

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When I was a kid there was a cult community about 20 miles outside of town, it got raided and shut down when it was discovered they were abusing the kids.

>>93056968

what kind of beer?

THE LEADER IS PERFECT

They're alright but they're no bowl of Special K

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this lima bean looks the Leader!

NANANANANANANANA LEADER LEADER

THE FORBIDDEN BARN OPENS!!

he loves you
he loves me
we're the leaders family

The Simpsons was making fun of Scientology before it was cool to do so.

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>>93057674

I always thought it was a combination of heavens gate/children of god.

Seeing as Nancy Cartwright is a Scientologist and all

>>93057778

It's based off a variety of cults, including scientology and heaven's gate

I AM DUSTIER.

DUSTIER THAN THOU.

>>93056968
>contemptment

>>93056903
Nice rack.

>>93056997
Did they put up a fight?

YOU WAT?!!!?

>>93058613
come again anon?

>>93058945

YOU SOLD OUR HOME TO MOVEMENTARIANS?!

This is a funny episode, but it pisses me off so, so much. To nearly blood boiling levels.

>>93059084
why I don't remember it well

>>93059110

Its about a brainwashing cult.

>>93059084
Fuck off. This is a good thread and we don't need you shitting it up.

>>93059186
so why does that make you mad

>>93059227

People who run cults are evil assholes, and they can get around it by claiming they're "a religion". No one gives them the right to mindrape people.

>>93059264
aye cults are shit, religions too but why so mad did a cult effect you personally

>>93059341

No, it just offends me on a moral level. They're criminals.

>>93057350
NANANANANANANANA BATMAN

I mean LEADER

>>93059390
so you don't actually know what its like and have nothing of value to contribute
same as it ever was

>>93059341
Islam isn't shit, if you imagine Mohammed to be a lead character in a harem anime.

>>93057778
>>93057853
Heaven's gate Happened after they wrote the episode so they had to go back and change some things.

Scientology was a big one. The Leader looks like L. Ron. Hubbard. The team of lawyers. Billion Year Contracts. The UFO thing. Its all clearly scientology.

The Roles Royce and working in the fields was another cult though

>>93057778
The weird movie they show is based on a now infamous movie they showed in one of the scientology centers.

Basically the guy in the movie goes "if you want to leave here and not mention scientology again, you can, you have that freedom. You also have the freedom to jump off a bridge or blow your brains out"