Tech Jacket

>>93055588
I ask my best friends GF this at least twice a week.

>>93055588

She returns and they do some vaguely-described stuff with a third alien "girl" involved.

Honestly it went to shit along the same lines as the personal relationships in Invincible.

Somebody has a boner for cuckoldry, polyamory and watching.

>>93056158
Kirkman does, he introduced the idea that him and his girlfriend couldn't get it on.

>>93055588
redpill me on this pls

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>>93056980
From Tech Jacket, which takes place in the same universe as Invincible.

>>93058099
How different is too different. She got a predator face for a vagina? She's got a mouth, just use that.

>>93058099
>>93058141

Seriously nigga, just get creative. God damn.

>implying I wouldn't if she had a predator mouth for a vagina

>>93056158
That sounds like boring filler shit. Just let the guy fuck his green waifu.

>>93058141
>>93058197
>>93058099

I wish Writer explain why it is different. Does she got a dick vag like a hyena?

>>93058099
well she got a mouth and tits, and it shouldnt be too hard for her to explain what he needs to do to get her off, dont see the problem

>>93058099
Whoever wrote this should be set on fire. Or fired, out of a cannon. A lot. More than 20 times. Just scoop up the pieces and keep firing.

Please tell me this writer never wrote again and this series was cancelled for shit like this?

>>93058307
>implying I wouldn't

>>93058307
The way it's framed I automatically assume she just has a dick. Which isn't a big deal for your alien waifu.

>>93058411

If anything it's a plus.

>>93058307
Thats just it, it wouldnt matter. But the writer is a fucking hack, or super uptight christian hack, or maybe just hated his fucking job and this comic so decided to derail it for his own storyline. So fans got this bullshit excuse to flush down a built up relationship.

Musta triggered the shit out of the writer for him to do this shit though.

>>93058141
Dude even if it was just a tiny dot with tentacles flying everywhere, I WILL FIND A WAY.

>>93058344
Seen the part about robot boy and monstergirl?
That was par for the course but I completely checked out long before that.
That was kind of where I knew Kirkman had some serious issues/fetishes.
Kind of like how Claremont had his whole....thing.

>>93058344
Keatinge's actually pretty good, like >>93056786 said, the whole "non-compatible" thing was Kirkman's idea.

>>93058099
She got a mouth she has an ass she has boob lumps

>>93055588
>>93058099
At first you have my interest, now you have my curiosity.

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>>93058099
>not sucking her futa alien dick

>>93058485
>>93058485
SHE HAS FUCKING HANDS!!! I dont care if shes built like a trap with a 20 inch dong. You been dating the bitch for a year, she's official their species version of a female. Give her a good once over for Mother Earth or you just look like a fucking spaz who ran away from a challenge.

Is this blue beetle knock off some sort of cowardly nerd or basement dwelling hover hand fedora dweeb?

>>93056158
What?

>>93056786
Christ what an asshole.

>>93055588
Her species probably fucks using some kind of mutual docking of proboscis that come out of their noses or something.
They may not even have anuses, that may not even be a mouth on her face.

>>93058141
just a single staring, terrified eyeball

>>93059099
I will give it a reason to be terrified.

>>93058099
WEAKLING

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>>93059122

>>93058790

KIRKMAN HAS A CHEATING FETISH.

Pretty much every couple in Invincible has been involving in cheating, "justified cuckoldry", or what have you.

>>93058141

She can't give him oral because of the acid saliva. he can't give her oral because of the poison barbed vagina.

>>93058629
Thirsty as fuck.

>>93059246
I feel like acid saliva would have come up much sooner in the relationship. Though she is an alien and her customs are different.

>>93059225
Kirkman spends too much time on /b/?

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>>93059246
If she has acid saliva then first base would have been a game stopper a month into the relationship. They are obviously going all the way when he suddenly goes "oh this is too weird for my christian uptight ass".

Was Kirkman always a hack?

>>93058099

Humans find a way. This guy is not a human.

>>93056158
anybody have the page?

>Chick from Invincible who raped the protag got away with it and lives with another human man

What the fuck

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>>93059547

I really wanted more of this comic. Does anyone have any similar titles to recommend besides Invincible?

>>93059783
Glory is by the same writer, if that helps.

>>93059783
About a hi-tech suit? Can you tolerate some 90s cliches? Darkhawk.

>>93059776
Full on cuckold huh.

>>93058469
If I met an alien waifu with tentacles down stairs I would assume I hit the alien waifu jackpot.

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>>93059776
Ok so he pusses out on boinkin is GF when "its too complicated" and now hes actually upset when she shacks up with somebody who is not as fucking uptight as he is.
Are all the heros in invincible universe this fucking shit? Or just the ones Kirkman writes?

>>93059965
>fuckin high-fives bro, pic related

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>>93059783

Blue Beetle pre-New 52 was great. His 52 comic not so much but there are highlights.

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>>93060065
Seriously, girls that have tentacles are the best and there are almost no porn of that.

>>93060065
Well the other girl is the same species so presably its not being uptight its having the roght

>>93060206
That is some seriously prudish shit.

>>93059776
>Kirkman does shit like this.
>Incase is having Marco bleach the black lesbian and fuck Alfie.

How can a porn comic get it so right?

>>93060065
They end up having a 3 way relationship.

>>93060336
It's because porn should be about people being happy.

>>93060368

How does that work? You can't having them being so different that they can't fuck except when they get a second girl.

Maybe they should have read a book before just jumping in. You get urethra insertions that way.

>>93060648
I don't understand why it would be so terrible even if they couldn't fuck.

>>93058411
But she says they're different. If she had a dick she'd be saying they were the same.

>>93060648
He watches and preps the cow.

I'm not kidding. It is heavily implied by both the setting and Kirkman being into that.

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>>93060368
Which is better, as long as hes boinking both of them, otherwise its just awkward all the time as they play ping pong with the center chick. So hopefully he's fucking both of them and got the logistics worked out but its stupid and unbelievably childish to have a relationship with somebody and going in KNOW that their anatomy is going to have some hurdles, then get some time for sexy only to throw it away for being complicated. Bitch it aint complicated, either you got no imagination or you were not into it in the first place and were looking for an excuse. I mean she could have a pussy like a rock grinder and all you need is a force field generator for your dick to be just powerfull enough to make it more like a vibrator.

I mean fuck man you give me a hot looking rock cube that can sweet talk me long enough and I will paint every side with my semen and lick every corner till I find the one that makes it shudder. I mean you are already past the point of wanting to boink, YOU WILL FIND A WAY! Fuckin bring mythbustters and youtube in on this shit and set up a camera, get a brainstorming session going on with a universe with perverts and see who's idea you wanna try first, get raw on that shit.

You dont just throw in the towel and walk away. Your young, your American, got a willing partner that at least looks hot, find a way to plow that shit and do it for mankind. Aint no hero backing away from that shit.

>>93058099
>there's no way
>except for you sticking it in my mouth
>or between my tits
>or my buttcheeks
>or my thighs
>or my feet
>or under my armpits
>OR IN MY HANDS
And just how fucking different can her nethers be? It's either got to be sticking something in or getting something stuck in you. I'm sure he has a body part that can fit either way.

>>93060728

>He watches and preps the cow.

Voyeur and masturbate?

>>93058099
Oh come the fuck on, how "different" can they possibly be - everything from toes to thighs and from the top of her head to the top of her groin is basically identical.

She's a fucking alien princess... FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK!

>>93060728
How can he prep her if her junk is to weird to even know what to do with it?

>>93060728
>>93060728
proof?

>>93060712
It was a size difference.

>>93058099
That horny-ass teens would give up here was the most unrealistic and dumb part of the entire comic.

>>93059246
Mate, he has some supertech jacket, he's either a mad scientist or has access to one. Get a special anti-acid condom and some type of super latex gloves.

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>>93060910
Then get a swim cap and a flashlight and give her the what for.

If her hole is pea sized then why the fuck was she not singing for joy at having found the biggest dick her people have ever heard of?
>pic related

>>93060993
Mate, you have it backwards.

>>93059246
How could they possibly be in a relationship with each other if they can't kiss?

>>93060880
Exactly - there can't anything THAT functionally different there - maybe it's a weird color or maybe it's the wrong gender, but it's clearly not a Gelgamek situation.

Make it work.

I fear all we have done here is proven that Kirkman has no creativity in him when it comes to relationships.

>>93058141
she's probably just complete anatomical nonsense down there, like it looks like an accordion made out of fingernails and emits a low ominous keening sound when exposed to light

>>93061304
I can't find my screencap, but I found the quote, from ancient /tg/ HFY threads.

You don't understand.
Since mankind first looked up at the skies, he has dreamed of having sex with them. See: the myth of Tithonus.
We have learned, with great sadness, that we cannot fuck the sky. We will not be the peerless hero who deflowers the virgin sun or the lady of the moon. We cannot even make love to the stars.
But we hope that there will be living creatures who dwell in the stars. We hope that we can reach them and find friendship, that our species is not the sole intelligent life, alone in all the heavens, growing ever more maddened by its isolation. No, that we cannot accept. There must be others.
And when we find them, we WILL have sex with them. Their blood may be acid and they may breathe poison, but we WILL have sex with them. They may have clawing razors for genitals and limbs that would crush our human frames as easily as we can crush a baby's skull, but we WILL have sex with them . . .
You are like the early caveman who asked Thog Uklakala HOW when he said he would fight a saber-toothed tiger and win . . .
If we find aliens, we will have sex with them, just as we soar across the sky, just as we traveled to the moon, just as Thog hunted the saber-toothed tiger at the dawn of man.
We WILL have sex with them, no matter what difficulties we may face along the way. We WILL have sex with them, because if it comes down to it WE WILL BUILD A MACHINE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

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>>93061472
Fuck man. That shit right there brought a tear to my eyes. I feel like saluting it.

>I got so many gifs worthy of that quote...

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Aright with that i'm going to bed. Somebody print out this entire thread and mail it to Kirkman, like a lot. Make sure he gets it. Fucking make him sign for this fucking mailed in thread. I want to know he's getting the message.

I for one find this interesting and refreshing. Not the cuck thing but the incompatibility with no direct solution. Far to often you have a human and a random alien fall for each other and everything just fits down there. Even when they are shown to have vastly different biology like green blood, 2 hearts, acid spit, 4 arms or 2 head. The only instance I can think of with something like this is Kif from futurama. His entire species reproduce through direct skin contact even something as simple as a handshake. Receiving sexual pleasure not from physical but emotional stimulation.

From the reaction he has to her it is obvious she is vastly different not simply a cock or an odd vag but something else. For all we know she has a sponge like structure between her legs designed to absorb the fluids of a male of her species. As far as everyone saying just make it work what if they physically can't. Perhaps like Kif she doesn't have friction based sexual stimulation. Perhaps it is chemical based and no amount of rubbing is going to get her off.

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>>93061767
>incompatibility with no direct solution
That's called being a fucking quitter.

There is always a solution.

>>93061767
Unless masturbation isn't a thing for her species which seems impossible, then there is no reason for them to not make it work. You do not have to fuck when you are in love.

To be honest I think this page alone justifies her dropping Tech and hooking up with the warrior girl. It's so fucking lazy, right? "This isn't obvious so I'm just gonna quit out" It shows Tech Jacket is unadventurous, unimaginative, uncaring about his partner, a selfish lover and inclined to quitting. Far better to ditch his ass and fuck someone willing to put in the effort.

IIRC the dad in this is a total shitbag and it just gets laughed off too.

>>93061767
My god man, go get a blowjob. They are awesome, god damn fucking awesome. No really, go ask somebody for $20 and go get a fucking blowjob. Seriously.

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>>93061472
Here's the original, it was my first thought too.
I'll look through my HFY folder for anything else relevant.

Alien wing-wongs aside, if I like Invincible will I like Tech Jacket? I need something to fill the non-2 capeshit hole in my life and really can't get into Savage Dragon.

>>93058099
>Not giving her a reach-around while pounding her rectum
>Or at least hotdogging her cheeks if there's no back entrance
Nigga use your goddamn head. WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY!

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>>93061990
There's no shortage of HFYs, but I can't remember very many lewd HFYs


... which is a damn shame, it seems like something that would lend itself to lewds.

>>93062000
The first couple were really enjoyable, but if you find its wearing thin after a while, you're not gonna miss anything by not reading it. Same for Wolfman.

>>93062301
kirkman is nothing if not a one trick pony but seriously who does the whole cuckholdery deal this much?

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>>93062281
The end of this one kinda fits.
I remember there being a few talking about fucking aliens. In particular one where a guy fucked a village nearly to death.

>>93062281
Off the top of my head, there's the one about a guy with a slimegirl waifu, he makes a chocolate cake and she nearly passes out from pleasures.

>>93062490
... NEED
... NOW

>>93062504
I know which one he's talking about, but I never saved it and I can't find any trace of it on the archives

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>>93061103
Love is a crazy thing

>>93058411
>I automatically assume she just has a dick
That sounds like that's all on you my friend.

>>93061156
>or maybe it's the wrong gender,
She is female, officially.

>>93058099
I just don't believe it. I'm a fan of Gargoyles, for example, and Greg Weisman has gone on record basically saying Elisa and Goliath can't really have sex... but also that they have experimented. So if a human woman and a giant gargoyle can find ways to get eachother off, I don't see why these two characters can't. As other anons said, he can AT LEAST tit fuck her, and even if he needs to use protective gloves or a stick, I'm sure he can manipulate WHATEVER she has going on down stairs to get her some enjoyment. I can believe they aren't ever having babies or such, but no normal man would pass up a chance to make a weird alien girl cum and to cum in/on her.

>>93061472
This right here... is the human spirit.

>>93063173
Fine, let me say it another way - maybe she has a phallus instead of a hole. Is that better? Or is the concept still confusing?

>>93061910
What does getting a BJ have to do with anything he said?

Didn't Techjacket have sex with some blue chick that looked like a Na'vi?

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>>93063217
I think most of the people here are actually not imaginative enough since they keep going straight to dick for it being "incompatible".
And no. You previous comment wasn't confusing, you're just not thinking big enough.

>>93063266
Was she the one who's bodily fluids would've melted his dick?

>>93063269
Look, there's only three possible options here - either she's an innie, an outie, or smooth.

The point is - none of those options should preclude some kind of intimate relationship.

>>93063269
What if she's got Danny Devito's face down there? Her whole race, the girl's have Danny Devito's face for vaginas.

>>93063317
What if she's got a black hole for a vag?

>>93058099
Yet somehow Oliver had twins with a giant lobster

>>93063328
ur mum still managed just fine

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>>93063353
Nigga why you gotta do me like that?

>>93063353
He didn't mean a hole with used by Blacks, he meant a time-space distortion.

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>>93058141
dick

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>>93063317
>Look, there's only three possible options here
Wrong, there exist all kinds of shapes in the universe. Just because you only know of three used for sex doesn't mean there can't be more.

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>>93063367

>>93058099
>Well, this is me.jpg

>>93063375
Dick like the Predator's mouth.

>>93063348
>Yet somehow Oliver had twins with a giant lobster

Oliver is half giant ant himself.

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>>93063398
I can't be the only one who read that page and saw this.
Also, an intergalactic society doesn't have VR sex? What?

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>>93058992
>They may not even have anuses, that may not even be a mouth on her face.

Reminds me of this page
>greetings, o martian. But why are you so rude as to pull your tongue on me?
>greetings, o earthman. I'm not trying to be rude and making faces at you or anything, it's just that I got haemorrhoids.

>>93063378
This would be believable if she were some sort of goo-girl or slug monster.
But she's a 4 fingered 99% human looking girl.
At worst she'd have 2 dicks or something. Not an acid sac.

>>93063475
Yeah, but he's known her long enough to form a relationship with her, it's not like he picked her up in an alleyway a half hour ago.

>>93058992
The guy in Avatar managed hair-tentacle psychic sex with a 12 foot monkey girl-thing.
And he's from a society that takes fucking years in sleep pods to reach a nearby planet.

Tek is from at least Star Trek technological society, doesn't he ride an interstellar motorcycle? At the very least they could put on Holo helmets and have virtual sexings.?
This is crap storytelling.

>>93063378
>Wrong, there exist all kinds of shapes in the universe.
Yes, but you don't have infinite space and forms to work with here... you've got a 99% humanoid body, and the only part we haven't seen is an area about the size of your palm. There's not gonna be a three foot long, seven tentacled ovipositor or a gaping maw lined with teeth - she doesn't have the space.

That leaves something vaguely dick like, vaguely pussy like, or she's a barbie

>>93063533
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8IRIYBSnk

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>>93063609
>or she's a barbie

But then their race would be dying.

>>93063609
And given the sheer amount of interracial and even interspecies sexings going on in this comic universe, I'd THINK she'd be well aware that she has genetalia incompatible with the larger galaxy BEFORE she gets naked in bed with him.

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>>93063482
>At worst she'd have 2 dicks or something.
Such little imagination. You have no business being in the xeno fetish.

>>93063637
Not necessarily... perhaps they have a womb-like pocket in their throat or something and you have a quick cum in their mouth and their throats inflate like a bullfrog for a few months.

>>93063710
So you have to throat fuck them for reproduction? I'd be enjoying that a lot more than simple vaginal sex.

>>93063710
Then blowjobs are on the table.

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>>93055588
>She has no genatalia
>Her race has sex and reproduces by having extended conversations about her daily life-experiences and by wholeheartedly laughing at her humor.

.....and it's over.

>>93063725
It's pretty hot... right up until the morning you wake up to the sound of what sounds like someone dry heaving and you walk into the living room just in time to see your wife's jaw unhinge as she regurgitates a litter of slimy Geldarian-Human hybrids onto the coffee table

>>93063807
She's pretty fucking cute, why would the hybrids not be cute?

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>>93063807
Who says the babies have to be born through the mouth? Scorpions have sex through the mouth but then birth babies out through a rear exit.

>>93063901
Actually, I lied. It's not "Rear" but it's not their mouth either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSHFzLPCu8E

>>93058099
There's literally nothing short of a hole too small to fuck that'd be an issue. Unless you don't like her enough to suck her dick. Unless her pussy's a cheese grater.

>>93063952
>you'll never get to grate cheese on your alien gf's space vagina and then use said cheese to make a pizza to share with her
It hurts.

>>93063807
>implying this isn't even hotter
>not being a good husband and father and waking up with her for the birthing process
>rubbing and stroking her throat as it convulses and pushes each child out

>>93063952
This, and even if she just has a small cable jack, you find a sex toy that'll simulate that while she rubs you off.

Just for curiosity sake, how many times cuckolding and cheating became a plot point in this universe?

>>93064013
I think it IS the plot point of this universe.

>>93063952
even with a hole too small you could always just manually pleasure each other

I think the reason this plot twist always pisses everyone off is that there is literally NO excuse for them not having SOME kind of intimate contact with each other... but instead he becomes a fucking bull prepper.

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This dilemma was handled better by this comic.

>>93055588

She could have at least given him a blowjob like come on

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>>93058099
Maybe it looked like this?

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>>93063934

>>93064056
Or even just a handy

>>93063284
As I remember, Allen walked in on them while the alien girl was straddling Tech . Allen said 'Weren't you seeing that other girl?" Tech replied 'We weren't compatible' The Na'vi girl wasn't seen again.

>>93064042
Does he really? Kirkman should probably just stop inserting his shit fetishes into comics.

>>93063740
She still has perfectly serviceable mouth, breasts, armpits, hands, groin and feet. As illustrated by her latter lesbian relationship. What kind of sorry escuse is that? "I want the D too much to stay with you, btw meet my new girlfriend"
And besides, they both got goddamn polymorphing tech jackets.
THEY GOT POLYMORPHING TECH JACKETS. AND THEY COULD PROBABLY FUCK VIA BLUETOOTH IF THEY NEEDED.

They're not from the same species anyways, so reproduction was always out of the question, even if we take comics biology into account.

>>93058307
I think in a tweet either the writer or the artist said her genitals were like a geoduck with a xenomorph mouth at the end, something like that.

>>93064574
So she has a giant penis with two mouths on the end. huh.

>>93064574
sounds pretty good, he didn't want some of that?

>>93064574
Oh, so then there is no excuse for them to not even try?

>>93064574
Her clothes are almost painted on, it must be a pretty small geoduck.

>>93064574
>I think in a tweet either the writer or the artist said her genitals were like a geoduck with a xenomorph mouth at the end, something like that.
That sounds outright ordinary. Definitely no excuse for him not give her a hand job at LEAST.

And a geoduck looks like a penis anyway, so why not just call it a penis?

>>93059204
kek

To be fair to Zack, he does some cucking himself during the Viltrumite War. He gets it on with other sexy alien chicks. That he is somehow compatible with despite Geldarians being one of the alien races most anatomically similar to humans.

>>93065532
Yeah, but according to him it was because they both agreed to see others.

Which might have been made up by him since then he wouldn't be so surprised that the girl got herself a girlfriend.

But that might be explained with a different writer doing the later series.

>>93065612
I'm pretty sure they actually did agree to have an open relationship because muh urges, but it's easy to say stuff like that. And arguably his girlfriend did him worse than he did her. Zack just had sex with strangers, per their agreement. She struck up another romantic relationship entirely and with another Geldarian "girl" no less, so how were they even compatible?

>>93060816
truer words have never been spoken.
also, you can't tell me neither of them looked up nudes of the other's species.
how hard would it have been to find naked pics of earth dudes.
It's sad but she may have known, and accepted what earthicans were packing.

>>93061472
HFY is such concentrated garbage

>>93063637
nope.
maybe they touch barbie parts and transfer something via vapor or osmosis.
maybe the male has something that comes out of his pores and into hers, tiny things like jellyfish barbs.

>>93065762
>>93055588
can somone explain there relationship>>93059776
i see this and am confused.
FWB lovers or open.
also explain what happen after >>93059776
did he snap

>>93066071
Human and alien chick with orange hair were in a long distance relationship. Like, on different planets long distance. They found out they had incompatible genitals and agreed to have an open relationship where they can fuck other people. Human boy (Zack) did fuck other people, but it was just sex with random alien chicks that he never saw again. Alien girl (forgot her name) apparently took this mean that she could have another romantic relationship entirely, even though that isn't what they agreed on. I think immediately following that scene, he snaps on his girlfriend and yells at everyone a bit, and then he goes to his space station to brood, because his life is nothing but problems at the moment. Skipping over things, Zack makes friends with his girlfriend's girlfriend and now they're in a three way relationship or something.

If I were him I would have just dumped her.

>>93066123
so is dating her and she is dating the other chick. wtf
did this shit get cancelled

>>93066161
>so is dating her and she is dating the other chick. wtf
No, they're all dating each other.

>did this shit get cancelled
It ended. It's worth a read though, before all this crap happens.

>>93066181
name?

>>93066181
>No, they're all dating each other.
but how does he fuck them?

>>93066193
Tech Jacket.

>>93066196
I don't know, man. Clearly the book went tits up towards the end.

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>>93061472
I still dream of someday sticking my dick in the moon.

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>Comic book writers tend to be lonely or have only had an abusive or dysfunctional relationship
My how shocking that all comic book characters are written as lonely or put in to abusive or dysfunctional relationships in order to tear them apart from others.

No really guys why does this always happen? So mysterious.

>>93066610
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but you really got me there. I don't know why anybody thinks it's a good idea to bog down a story with such crappy relationship drama. You would also think that if somebody had suffered a string of bad relationships, they would lean towards writing idealized ones.

>>93066753
I'm sick and tired of seeing relationships that are just pure trash in media. The only ones that work well are ones that happen entirely 'off screen', or is just a background thing that's implied in kids shows.

Is it really so hard to write a relationship where the two people involved aren't just an excuse to make drama? I'm not convinced these people aren't just broken and literally don't know what a functional relationship is.

>>93066822
Silly anon, functional relationships are made up things.

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>>93058099
Fucking small time.

>>93066950
Nah, people just mistakenly equate functional with 'must always be the most happy you have ever been and never fight ever'.

>>93064571
>They're not from the same species anyways, so reproduction was always out of the question, even if we take comics biology into account.
Not necessarily, there seems to be some evidence in the comic for limited crossbreeding between species. Hell - Viltrumites can breed with basically anything.

>>93058099
The worst part is the fact that he has a super technological jacket capable of creating and transforming into any kind of device.
You tell me they cannot use it to fuck? Go to hell. If I had a jacket like that I could be fucking space mantagirls on the surface of the Sun.

>>93058099
"Hey, I really like you. This is a bit weird, but we can figure it out."

How hard would that have been? And why the fuck does Kirkman have to do this with every possible relationship?

Also, I know it's been said but how does the tech jacket not have that set of male genitalia on file for replicating?

>>93064574
There is almost no way the genitalia described here would fit under the clothes she's wearing.

Even if it was a huge tube with an Alien style set of retracting tubes with teeth and all TJ should be able to form proper dicks and map the sensations to his normal one.

In short he's a wimpy loser unwilling to work at a relationship like every other Kirkman character.

>>93067074
>Viltrumites can breed with basically anything.

That's because of how strong they are though, their DNA overwrites the other species' genes.

They can also metabolize any food, except for a few extremely potent poisons (that they themselves put to extinction so no one can use them against viltrumites).

>>93067788
>They can also metabolize any food
Legitimately the only Viltrumite power I would be jealous of if I lived in the Invincible universe. That, and maybe being really great in the sack.

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>>93067074
>Viltrumites can breed with basically anything
>you will never impregnate thousands of bugs

>>93068526
Lol

>>93068526
>purple paper mache babies

>>93069620
They get stronger with age, as evidenced by Oliver, but Thragg decided he couldn't wait that long.

The ideal move would have been to spend 10-20 years fucking bug girls and building his army in secret, waiting until he had a few thousand Viltrumite hybrids that were at the same level as Oliver was now, but Thragg got impatient.

>>93069707
You haven't seen the bee and mantis "kissing" video, aren't you?
That's what the mantiphobia is based on.
Manti fucking eat your face while you're still alive.
...
I'd do it doggy style.

>>93069707
We can't just skip 10 or 20 years, anon! By then Terra would be an adult, possibly a competent character, and the book would lose a much needed source of personal drama and a catalyst for Mark to go full edge!

Can you tell that I'm being sarcastic? Terra a cute, though. Actually I would like to see teen Terra or mid-20's Terra. And then Mark's rape baby would be an adult as well.

>>93064574
>like a geoduck with a xenomorph mouth at the end
What kind of faggot would turn down the opportunity to be sucked of by their alien gf's dick? That sounds fucking amazing.

>>93066998
Except he didn't take human form to mate with those aliens. That visualization was just for Peter to understand.

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>>93070109
>Terra a cute, though.
Terra isn't cute... she's fucking ADORABLE!

>>93070289
Maybe he did. Who knows, perhaps humans are the most desirable form to all the other other alien races in the galaxy.

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>>93064574
... I'd still fuck it.

>>93070289
Frankly I think it's funnier if he did.

>>93070440
You know, it really seems like that would work. It's obviously meant to be a receptacle, unless Geldarian males have some of the most gaping fuckholes in the galaxy.

>>93070180
>xenomoph mouth at the end
The kind that doesn't want his dick ripped to shreds.

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>>93070340

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>>93070004
>Manti fucking eat your face while you're still alive.

I remember that video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPaUma6R_k

it's fucking horrifying.

>>93070508
>tfw you'd never fuck a males genitals

>>93058099
look at all the selfish bad lovers who respond to this

forever aloners

>>93070508
So it's like she has a onahole for a dick?

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>>93070539
The teeth open up, and it's pretty narrow. Also ridged and very slippery with spit. You could probably fuck a Xenomoph's opened internal mouth quite easily and I bet it would feel great.

>>93070355
>Maybe he did. Who knows
Director confirmed he didn't in an Q&A.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k--B199d09s

>>93070660
Only one or two are actually selfish. Most are about not giving up and actually experimenting, even going so far as to just suck her off.

>>93070109
Are they ever going to show Mark meeting his little rape bastard or are they just going to leave the plot thread hanging like a little pussy?

>>93070734
No, more like she's got an onahole for a vag.

>>93070660
Well nobody knows what gets her off, so no-one can really comment on that (you'd think that would be a conversation worth having before just writing off the idea based on appearance) but there's definitely plenty of ways for him to get off.

>>93070994
Technically a Onahole is already "like" a vag.

>>93070580
Just another reminder that insects are horrible monsters.

Kirkman must be a really boring fuck.

>>93059689
Mark didn't tell his dad or anyone that could actually hurt her so the bitch managed to get off scot-free with the little rape bastard she was hoping to get.

>>93071192
I don't know, you'd have to ask his wife.

>did a google search to find out if he has a wife so i could make this joke
>find out he named his son "Peter Parker Kirkman"

>>93071315
That poor kid.

>>93071037
He means it pops out like a prolapsed anus.

>>93071336
Oh dear.

>>93071336
Hot.

>>93071335
No worse than Harley Quinn Smith or Kal-El Cage.

>>93071616
>Harley Quinn Smith
A license should be required to breed.

>>93071616
Those poor bastards.

>>93070660
True love finds a way, Anon. The fact that they would end a perfectly healthy relationship over something so superficial is what's annoying. Hell, even if there WAS no way to pleasure her sexually, I'm sure settling on jerking off for the rest of your life in order to continue giving her loving cuddles at night would be just fine.

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>>93063095

>>93071256
A shame we never got scenes of her doing it again.

>>93066221
>......Sokka?

>>93070440
>goeduck vagina girl

I can work with that, no really I can. My dicks going, if i'm not back in 6 hours, call the president.

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>>93072279
You deserve to get laid with that quote.

>>93070508
Presumably the 'males' have something similar and one organ is inserted into the other outside the body in order to exchange fluids.

It's hardly any weirder than rodents having two uteri, or marsupials giving birth to premature fetuses that then crawl their way up the side of the mother and finish developing in an external pouch, or any of the other weird reproductive shit that happens on Earth.

I'd fuck it.

>>93071336

Probably the male and female organs are sheathed like you see in most mammals. Admittedly if was a teenage superhero getting ready to lose my virginity to a cute, green, alien princess, and she stood in front of me, parted a little slit in her groin and >>93070440 suddenly slid out from it like a spout from a gas can, I'd probably have a momentary freak out. And then I'd promptly get over it and fuck her freaky alien geoduck pussy, because I'm a human we're nothing if not persistent.

>>93070289
>>93070355
I like to think that he would take forms of other aliens until he reached earth, when he created his Kurt Russel body, and then he realized nothing is sexier than Kurt Russel, so he stayed like that forever.

Weird how we get so many people discussing the logic of a comic book most of them haven't even read.

>>93075880
There is no limit to the number of things uninformed people will discuss.

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>It was me, Zack. I was her genitals.

>>93076746
That's pretty funny :)

>>93075880
>Weird how we get so many people discussing the logic of a comic book most of them haven't even read.
There are basic logic issues here that doesn't require us to read the book to complain. We know there are alien girls and people date them. We also know that somehow the guy managed to get an alien girl to date him long enough to want to have sex, but he never once picked up a book on alien biology to figure out what her race's sexual needs are. To get to the point of being naked in front of each other and THEN to get surprised, is really stupid. It would only be acceptable if he never knew she was an alien at all.

>>93077135
>We know there are alien girls and people date them.
That brings up a good point - what ABOUT all the other fucking interspecies relationships we've seen so far?

Nolan and Thragg were fucking praying mantis women. Oliver fucked a lobster. There's gotta be a helluva lot more biological incompatibility to deal with in those cases, and yet green chick is like 99% humanoid and Zach gave up after one look at her.

>>93077135
>>93077434
It's all literally just so Kirkman could make a joke about Allen walking up on Zach having sex. That's it.

Which is extra weird because in the original Tech Jacket mini, Zach and Lin were pretty young and theirs was more of a puppy love than an adult/adolescent one. So to go from that to his appearance in the Viltrumite War was... pretty goddamn weird to say the least.

>>93063246
Not him, but Id guess because the alien chick still has a mouth?

>>93077586
How dare you! Her people fought and died for a thousand generations to end The Great BJ War