>>93054847
inb4 jared
>>93054859
Jared.
https://youtu.be/-bG_PZwDhxE
>>93054847
commander and the leader
>>93054847
Jared get off 4chan you jew.
>>93054935
Is the situation with Jared still going on?
If so, then good, I find this situation as hillarious as it is fucked.
>>93054935
C'mon, Blossom! Turn into a pig and eat my noodles in front of the camera, is not weird at all!
>>93054847
Once again, I am free to smite this girl as I did in days long past.
>>93055078
wait...Jake's Noodz
noodz....nudes
NUDES!
Jake's NUDES!
>>93055078
>noodz
Okay this has to be an edit
>>93055118
Nein,she suck his noodles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXqwWwRMp0
So tell me, how are Blossomfags taking this in?
Are they BTFO'd that liking Blossom makes you Jared "If she's over 8, she'll have to wait" Goldman?
>>93054847
DAILY REMINDER
>>93055424
https://youtu.be/EYYHDZ7AoEM
It could have been worse.
>>93055554
>Buttercup can't stop getting BLACKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VXJGSRhms
>>93055596
Don't worry, Blossom joined the club.
THIS THREAD NEEDS LESS JARED, AND MORE AKU!
>>93054935
There was one good joke in that whole video
>>93055643
She's BEEN in the club.
>>93055718
>>93055856
No, it doesn't.
This is the most autistic ship I've ever seen and I can't believe you retards would genuinely go along with it.
>>93055908
Anon, where do you think you are?
>>93056073
I don't know, this thread looks like deviantart to me.
>>93055718
>YOU RANG?!
>>93056088
>>93056188
CHECKED
THREAD CONFIRMED FOR DEVIANTART AND NEEDING MORE AKU
>>93055476
Holy cow this show
>>93055476
What's his name again?
>>93054935
How many episodes did they make of this mess so far? These episodes seem worse.
>>93056755
Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman
>>93056822
>>93056755
>>93056188
>>93056088
>>93055066
Is this a get thread?
>>93054935
>Not Dexter
>Not the evil Rowdy Ruff Boy leader
>Not even fucking Aku
They picked like worst possible design and character to be blossoms crush
>>93055554
>>93055596
Her only good attempt at shipping was with Ace. If McCracken ever gave two shit about making the villains something more than one dimensional they would have more chemistry.
>>93056999
Genndy needs to write an episode where the Jew gets cucked.
>>93057137
No one beside Jake Goldman own the copyright for PPG
>>93057181
So it's now the Jewish fanfic series. I never thought it'd go any lower.
>>93054847
I wonder, did ANYONE from the original series come back to work on nu-PPG?
>>93054847
>>93054935
so who is this? some guy being attracted to a loli?
>>93055476
is he /OurGuy/
>>93057692
Jew writer self inserted himself so he can date blossum.
>>93057692
A writer for the show with a character designed after and voiced by him that acts as Blossom's love interest. All of the episodes featuring him are written or co-written by the guy, and he was also a writer on the twerking episode. Basically he's a hardcore waifufag.
>>93054935
Wow...this is just...terrible.
>>93054935
Jared from Subway, released early from prison for good behavior, sought to find a way to get back to society while suppressing his urges. When he was looking for a job he heard about the PPG reboot. He gets a tingling sensation in his pants. "Blossom," he thinks, "she was the one.
I remember her from all those years ago. Maybe..." He smiles. He's found the perfect way to end those pesky urges.
>>93057353
tom kenny and tom kane
that's literally it
>>93054935
>4:54 - 5:54
Holy shit, he even wrote an episode of him using Bubbles to cuck Blossom.
>>93055476
>>93055840
Wondering what you actually thought was a good joke
>>93055856
>Jared in his briefs
shotafags are gonna fap to this, aren't they?
>>93058472
The bit where the book title is "Every Blossom Has a Thorn"
Nice little pun
>>93058475
It's already been established that not even shotafags like Jared
>>93055476
>>93054935
>>93055066
Gizmodo wrote an article with people working on the show defending the writer and offered a different context to the character
>>93058658
>gizmodo
>believing anything the PR person says about the situation
>believing anyone on the crew when the writers and directors have bullshitted at least once in every article that quotes them
>>93058475
No one could have standards that low
>>93058857
There are shotafags that fap to Greg from Over The Garden Wall. Anything can happen.
>>93054935
>"And maybe more in the future~"
>>93058658
I mean they say that but that doesn't make that video any less cringey.
>>93059173
yeah, i believe all that shit the people on the show said but still get weirded out by it
>>93059107
>mfw that entire scene
easily the worst of them all
>>93056755
Jake "filling kids with Go-Gurt till their butt hurts" Goldman
Jake " If I see baby teeth I whip out my sheath" Goldman
Jake "Call the police, but first let me finish fucking your niece" Goldman
Jake "Kids are Kosher" Goldman
Jake "Hey diddle diddle
These kids I love to fiddle
My cock jumps over their poon" Goldman
Jake "If it's not underage I rage" Goldman
Jake "Put the PP in the G" Goldman
Jake "Find all Blossom's Pink" Goldman
Jake "Rough on the Powerpuff Muff" Goldman
>>93054847
>>93054935
NuPPG was a mistake.
This thread did get me to go back and watch some clips of the old show, though.
>that episode where they beat up a straw feminist
>that episode where Prof. Utonium BTFO of a literal neckbeard and talks about how fanbases can ignore the true spirit of being a fan
>literally any episode with Mojo
This show was too good for us.
Also, where are the Rowdyruff Boys? I thought Brick was the one who was the counterpart forbest girl.
>>93061267
Jake "Take a hike, Brick, she wants my dick" Goldman
>>93061457
Jake was a mistake.
>>93061267
Rowdyruffs were always shit
NuPPG made Buttercup gay so Brick is shit out of luck
>>93061267
>Men! Can't do anything right!
Is this bitch serious
>>93061588
while it's definitely odd looking when they're little, I do feel visible lips are a good detail to add to the girls when drawing them as teens or adults
>>93061597
The whole episode calls her out on her shit, to be honest.
>shows up talking about how feminist she is
>only steals Susan B. Anthony coins because other money has men on it
>talks about how there are no other major female heroes aside from Wonder Woman because of muh patriarchy
>spends the whole episode attacking civilian women to get what she wants
>actually didn't know a single fucking thing about Susan B. Anthony
>>93057692
>he doesn't know Jake "I'm in heaven when she's 7" Goldman
It's for the best. Trust me
>>93056755
Jake "when it hardens, I go to kindergarten" Goldman
>>93058980
Greg at least looks cute, Jared just looks pathetically gross
>>93059460
>>93060882
Jake "When she's eight, it's too late" Goldman
>>93061859
Jake "Older than nine, I must decline" Goldman
>>93054974
I'm disappointed this wasn't the first post.
>>93054935
>Blossoms voice
What the fuck. Why the fuck did they do this to my childhood.
>>93055476
Jesus christ
>>93061929
Jake "Younger than four, I want more" Goldman
>>93054935
This is what happens when Blossom flies off. What the fuck happened to their trails from flying? They just pasted random ass squares all over.
>>93062076
They have ~unique~ light trails
Pic related is Bubbles
>>93061588
Say it with me now.
DICK
SUCKING
LIPS
>>93061929
When I hear this I think of "No Way Fag"
>>93062318
Get off my board Jake 'if she's five she's fine' Goldman.
>>93061962
Blossom and Bubbles' VA's are alright. Buttercup's VA is horrendous shit spread on a sewage bagel. I fight the urge to vomit at every one of her lines.
>>93061267
Old PPG was excellent in its first 3 seasons. 4th season was alright, too.
I hate that PPG reboot isnt even an action comedy.
>>93061588
>Buttercup going for Brick
>not Butch
>>93061588
>Fucking someone that look like rule 63 of you.
>>93054847
Can someone post that webm of that one redheaded villain themed around money or some shit, just wheeling in with her vanity knuckle rings with the shittiest animation ever seen?
>>93054935
>8:23
>I do sound like that. This is good.
This would maybe have been funny if Tara Strong voiced Bubbles.
>>93056999
>Dexter
Bleedman trash
>>93055643
jesus... this frame especially is just so gross, its really insulting. I cant imagine how good ol craig feels. I would be pretty peeved if someone took my good idea and turned it into a shitty mess where charachters have half open family guy peter griffen eyes.
>>93061267
>Any Mojo episode.
Indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lLiVHiNRIE
>>93059460
>>93060882
Jake "If her age is on the clock, she get's the cock" Goldman
Jake "fuck off Aku, this hole's mine to screw" Goldman
>>93062076
>>93062105
One of the few things I enjoy about the nuPPG.
>>93061679
as a kid I was shocked they could reference Wonder Woman like that
Now I know that, its not that shocking to do.
>>93061961
/co/, has changed...
It's no longer about memes, comics, or cartoons. It's an endless series of tear battles, fought by trolls and fools.
>>93054974
Bubbles,
>>93061975
Jake "if she's in the womb, it's time to groom" Goldman
>>93065221
she is the joy and the laughter.
>>93065233
>>93065249
She is the toughest fighter
>>93065253
Powerpuffs save the day...
>>93054935
>storyboard said he was suppose to only have a small one shot cameo
>Goldman turned him into reccuring character because his boner coudn't be sontained
>>93054935
>That cucked Blossom moment
Whats with the modern cartoons and cuckoldry fetish?
>>93065361
Gumball made fun of this one time. Thankfully, that wasn't permanent.
>>93065417
Is Gumball still with Penny?
>>93065361
If this is supposed to be a parallel, doesn't that mean that StarxJackie is Endgame?
>>93065253
I believe it was "And she's the toughest fighter" but...either one sounds believable.
>>93055908
Anons love Aku and want to fuck a girl, so they self-insert into Aku and support content with him fucking Blossom
>>93054935
Christ, he even sounds and looks like Woody Allen
>>93065361
Dunno, but I got my hand pointed on the Japs
>>93065279
FIGHTING CRIME
>>93056999
Fuck, this is definitely a get thread, trips confirm. Kek, bless me with dubs
>>93064406
I'm not the person you responded to, but I can say for myself that I shipped this before Bleedman was ever even a thing. I'm pretty sure he included it in his comic because it was already a popular crossover ship, so you can't just assume anyone that ships it is automatically a fan of Bleedman. I'm certainly no fan of his.
>>93056999
>Complains about Jared.
>Thinks Aku would be a good love interest.
Jared is a terrible ship, but at least in-universe the character is (supposedly?) a child. Absolutely nothing about Aku makes sense from any perspective whatsoever, and it's fucking gross as hell.
>>93065361
LIBRUHLS
>>93055195
what the fuck has this show even become
>>93062980
If you can't love yourself, do you even have the right to love at all.
>>93062980
>not wanting to commit selfcest
Shit taste
>>93067201
S-sauce? Or at least a name?
>>93067233
C88) [UDON-YA (Kizuki Aruchu, ZAN)] Furohile Jou
https://exhentai.org/g/1049117/4a2cb9ac84/
Selfcest is best. Put your alternate reality duplicate to the test.
>>93054935
>That fucking voice
Jesus christ
>In the spirit of intergalactic friendship...and maybe more in the future
Someone said "Well if you were him, you'd do the same thing". And now I can definitely be sure that I can say, no. No I would not. I would never do this
>>93067418
Yeah that is literally the the type of autistic skeevy line chris-chan would use in his comics.
Hell he likely already has used that "and maybe more in the future" come on specifically at some point, if someone can be bothered to scan through every panel.
>>93058475
Like hell I would. This isn't a low standard, it's a fucking negative standard.
>>93065151
Agreed. The light trails being slightly different shapes is nice.
>>93067374
Fuck me, anon, this is a fetish I've always had but never explored. You're a good man. A beautiful man. You'd make a beautiful woman.
>>93054935
That voice sounds like Mandark except less likable
>>93055476
Isn't all of this 4chan being salty they didn't have the opportunity?
>>93067776
No. We may waifufag incessantly, but most of us have the self awareness to know that it would never be real, and so we shouldn't try and pursue such a thing. Few of us would be so shameless as to try and make it canon.
>>93067831
This sounds like a river in Egypt.
>>93066029
>so they self-insert into Aku
Well who wouldn't?
>>93055476
Thanks anon, I needed this laugh today.
>>93054935
whipcrack at 1:23
>>93054935
>>93065059
kek
The old PPG was more modern than the new one.
So how much of a train wreck do you guys think this Sunday's new episode will be?
>>93054847
Buttercup is better.
>>93054935
so funny but it has so many autism
>the creator looks so same as Jared
>>93055476
>Jesus Christ
>>93069511
LIAR
>>93068739
fix'd
>>93055078
Did someone said Pig
>>93070077
Nuh-uh!
>>93070565
Objectively the best girl.
Jake "She was just born, so let's shoot a porn" Goldman
>>93054935
>3:11
Wait is this soldier 76?
>>93054935
it was funny but now that it's become drama im worried theyll write blossom an actual love interest just for damage control
>>93070852
They won't have the time. Unless Cartoon Network really is as oblivious and out of touch as they seem, I doubt that they'll pay for a third season of this failure.
>>93056755
Jake "The man with the plan to get little girls into his van" Goldman
>>93070592
Not even.
>>93070592
>>93070984
Heresy.
>>93070984
>>93071007
Found this on Pinterest.
>>93070901
with the choices they've made lately, I wouldn't be surprised
maybe even commission one episode just to save their rep
>>93071064
a common phrase
>>93071007
best girl
also this fanart is better than the fucking reboot
>>93055476
>the secret life of blossom powerpuff
So is Utonium not their last name anymore?
>>93056878
>78
Apparently not
>>93058072
Roger Jackson, Chuck McCann,Jim Cummings, and Jeff Bennett too. Probably a few others.
>>93071180
It was never stated as their last name in the original series. They were just referred to as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. The professor was just Professor Utonium. It was a logical assumption that, since he was their creator and adoptive father, their last name was Utonium, but it was never outright stated.
>>93055476
This is the first time I'm in a PPG thread and this is comedy gold.
>>93058658
What was the comments section like?
>>93055424
Being upset would require me to give a shit about nuPPG in the first place and it would imply that I actually like this tire fire of a reboot.
>>93070592
Jake "If she's over 8, she'll have to wait" Goldman go and stay go.
>>93071696
I'm not Jake "She's only three? That's fine with me." Goldman, though.
jake "diddle the little with my fiddle" goldman
>>93071897
Jake "Reached her fifth year? She's ready to take it in the rear" Goldman don't pretend
Jake "make her ache with my snake" Goldman
>>93072023
>>93071974
>anon
>you're supposed
>to come up
>with a bunch
>of them
>and post them
>all at once
>in greentext format
>>93072069
With whom did this whole meme even start?
I know that there are a bunch of people who have had it applied to them, like Ben Garrison and that weird pedo dude from disney channel and Mike Pence.
>>93072133
he doesn't know about Dan "get in the van" Schneider
>>93072069
usually it's a bunch of small posts like that and THEN compiled into one big meme post
>>93072014
Does Jake "She's turning one? Her oven's ready for a bun." Goldman even know about the anime?
>>93072176
I know, I just didn't remember his name.
>>93072187
I'm sure Jake "If she's in preschool then diddling her is p. cool" Goldman is aware of it at least.
>>93071696
>>93071897
>>93072014
>>93072069
>>93072187
Stop making me want to watch this.
>>93073301
>he doesn't want to watch the girls as moe japanese schoolgirls who save the day wearing unitards, puffy vests, and miniskirts
>>93073301
>You haven't watched a better PPG than nuPPG
That needs to change, anon.
>>93073301
Do it.
>>93054847
>>93054935
>>93055476
What is with people named Jared and little kids?
>>93073851
It's kind of eerie that he looks similar to the character.
>>93065923
Starkie is the thinking man's ship
>>93073851
>tfw name is Jared
>tfw keep getting associated with kiddy diddlers
>friends in highschool always made Subway jokes and almost convinced some chick that I really was a pedophile
>>93074330
Start going by Jerry.
>>93074330
Go by a nickname, like J-Man or J-Dawg
Or Jarhead.
>>93054935
This is terrible
>>93073301
>>93073851
Do you think it was Jared's idea to have Subway start selling cheese pizza?
>>93054935
Aren't they supposed to be in kindergarten? Why do they have high school lockers and why does he look like he's in middle shcool?
>>93054935
Aren't they supposed to be in kindergarten? Why do they have high school lockers and why does everyone else look like they're in middle school?
>>93074491
>>93055476
One of the most unfortunate but also hilarious ways to get turned into a meme
>>93056755
>>93059460
> Jake "Lolis are my folly" Goldman
> Jake "under nine is nice and fine" Goldman
> Jake "the friendly Jew for kids to screw" Goldman
> Jake "forget Dan Schneider, I'll get inside her" Goldman
> Jake "fucking Blossom must feel awesome" Goldman
> Jake "Don't Wait for Jailbait" Goldman
>>93075118
>>93075038
Head writer said their school has no grades.
>>93075578
Sounds like a lazy out to the question of why the PPG aren't in kindergarten when they look like kindergarteners
>>93075578
Is the head writer a hippie? What kind of answer is that?
>>93075709
Nah, an Italian-American thot.
>>93075709
They just don't want to have to think what plots would fit a particular grade, so they took the easiest way out.
Anyone have that Vocaroo link of the Scaramooche sound alike talking about Aku fucking Blossom and Jarod killing himself?
How do you bounce back from getting labeled as a child luster on a meme level? Even if it's all jokes
>>93067928
You mean...
a river in a dry land?
>>93056755
Jake "out the womb and into my room" Goldman
>>93076370
Mostly, I think it'll be to do with the elasticity of the rope he uses.
>>93076268
I'll do you one better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dphjDIYfWU
>>93055476
>>93054935
The guy literally worked his ass off, repented for being white and cis male, and suffered through trials and tribulations until he got to self-insert with his cartoon, underage waifu for the world to see.
What have YOU done today, /co/?
>>93054935
>All those related video "commentaries" and "podcasts" literally trying to make a quick view buck off of a 4chan bandwagon
God I hope YouTube kills off all these fuckers.
>>93055856
You know I kinda accepted this ship at first but now that it's indirect contrast with some jew fuck's self insert canon ship I'm completely on board with it.
>>93077050
I think 90% of the board feels this way
>>93054935
If I had to give this character a letter grade, I would give it the letter F
>>93076856
I honestly get so giddy whenever I see a video made out of these.
Thanks anon <3
>>93054935
>>93055078
>>93055476
>Ms Bellum is too "problematic" for NuPPG
>Pedo inserting himself into the show and making a underage character lust after him is okay
>little girls twerking is also okay
I hate this generation.
>>93077105
Its just too perfect that a FTM ship is that against some new monstrosity we've uncovered.
>>93077581
It's not this generation, it's the (((media)))
Holy shit this thread is still going? I was here yesterday.
And yet the one with the Sing gorilla plastered all over the bedroom doesn't seem to be.
>>93056755
Jake "She wears a diaper? Time to ride'er" Goldman.
>>93076958
I don't mind if it helps get the word out about this shit.
>>93076370
>>93076863
I sincerely wonder how all of this is going to affect any future endeavors on his part.
>>93076958
>proceeds to sub to commentary channels
>>93078206
I guess it'll depend on how many industry friends he's got
>>93064994
>This shit
>Wander cancelled
How close is Craig to ending it all?
anyone know how to check CN's servers for promotional images and clips, cause I wanted to see if they have anything up yet for the episode on Sunday, and the two places I know that have someone or something do it for me haven't updated in ages(neither sug.rocks Leakbot, or the thread on Kametsu for CN leaks has updated in weeks)
>>93079393
Ever since the SU Wanted episodes, their leaks have been tight pretty shut. misseps is also taking a break of leaks because 'IRL takes priority'.
>>93078412
>>93054935
>>93055476
Uh oh, you guys triggered a diaper shitting autist on youtube and (s)he just made a video calling you out on these posts.
>>93074547
>>93054935
I have cancer now.
Thanks.
>>93067374
Fuck off Pan
>>93076863
Ruined the life a man who thought he could dare to touch a waifu with his scrubby mortal hands.
>>93079932
Link, faggot, now.
>>93076863
>repented for being white and cis male
Have you seen him in the interviews? He's a nu-male.
>>93080781
Someone actually beat me to the punch here >>93076958
It's a tranny called doodletones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_i9z2G52k
>>93079689
well that sucks, already knew misseps was taking a break though(in fact I was the one who asked him about that)
>>93080868
Isn't that girl an adult diaper fetishist?
>>93054935
>Hear the voice
oh Hell no
>closes tab
>>93054935
The saddest thing about this was that i zoned out while watching this video up until 5:11 when bubbles leaves and they used the old flying sound effect. It was at that point it registered in my brain that this is Powerpuff Girls. Not some new IP or some fanmade project, this is the official Powerpuff Girls.
>>93054935
>>93056822
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman
>>93073851
Better add Jared to the walll of fallen baby names.
Next to Hitler, Donald, and Rick
>>93083152
>Hitler
>first name
>>93066131
TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD
>>93083798
HERE THEY CUM JUST IN TIME
So what is the consensus on PPGZ
Because I unironically loved it.
>>93065059
my sides
>>93054935
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I didn't know it was possible for something to be both cringy and hilarious.
>>93054935
>Jared
>>93080954
>girl
>>93080868
They do make some good points in that video.
This just proves that Bubblefags and Buttercupfags are better and far more reasonable guys and are only slightly sad about some prospects of life sometimes.>tfw no Buttercup gf
Buttercup is best.
>>93076569
Huh thought he had abandoned his twitter, this is new?
Not quite sure what he even means by that apart from it being some kind of snub directed at marvel movies.
>>93067374
>alternate reality duplicate is slim, large breast, cared soft skin, 10/10 hikineet babe who somehow remained a virgin
That's not how it works baby
I still don't understand why the made him an obviously older highschooler craving after that power pussy.
If they wanted to make a re-occurring love interest for blossom (which they really shouldn't have to begin with) why not make one her own age/size?
Even if they weren't going to make it a blatant self-insert of Jake Goldman did they think making this creepy kid with an annoying voice looming over her in daydream scenes all the time was going to work?
>>93073851
Jared/Jordan and any name related to Islam, Jordania, Iraq, Arabia, Pakistan, India, Iran is full of pedophiles because their religion has a god Allah who had sex with an underage boy.
They have a god who's a literal degenerate and they pride themselves in their degeneracy.
They're worse than furfags and bronies combined. Mainly because the furfags at least feel victimized about it and the bronies shove it into your face out of insecurity. Oh and they don't poo in the loo.
>>93087182
You don't need to be islamc to be named Jared or Jordan
>>93087182
>a god Allah who had sex with an underage boy.
>They have a god who's a literal degenerate and they pride themselves in their degeneracy.
Sauce?
>>93054935
I feel like the clip of Buttercup pointing at him and laughing is very exploitable.
>>93054935
>these normies thinking that have a 5 year old waifu is creepy
My sides.
>>93086973
I think the issue is that they seemingly aged the girls up to High School Age without actually changing their designs at all to reflect that they were older.
Had they gone "All Grown Up" with it and actually made them physically older, it would still be awful, but there would be marginally less "This is creepy" backlash.
>>93071497
I don't know, look them up if you're curious
>>93058729
I haven't seen any other interviews and articles involving the current PPG crew, to be fair
>>93088338
That's mean they'd still look like kindergartners when they are grannies.
>>93087182
Not a christfag and I don't know the contents of the Bible, but I'm pretty sure Jared is a biblical name. If you're gonna ban it you may as well ban every other name in the Bible, which would account to like 50% of all white male names.
>>93088338
I don't think aging them up would have worked, remember when they did that in the original series? Personally I didn't think it was creepy until people started making a fuss over it. But I've seen one episode with the jarod character which was the yeti one, so I don't really have an opinion on everything.
>>93089378
jesus christ
>>93088338
That's what's triggering, if they are "supposed" to be teenaged puffs now, why the fuck didn't they just make a show with the teen puffs Craig made as a joke episode? It would make for more sense with this shit.
>>93090046
It was done as a joke to show the scenario that "what if the Powerpuff Girls became less heroes and more "normal girls"?" and lookie here, nuPPG is LITERALLY this as the premise of this show. The original series predicted a lot what this show ended up being in the vain they hoped the PPG would NEVER be used for.
>>93090612
>why not just do all grown puff
because it's not as marketable
normies would be able to tell the difference too easily
>>93089378
>Blaku
it's still funny NuPPG will be remembered as basically a deviantart crackship vs a selfinsert fanfic
>>93054935
Why.
>>93054935
Christ I just the saw the clip, his voice!
>>93054935
Call him a fag or whatever, but anyone going full SJW and calling him a pedophile for this is fucking retarded.
>>93086023
>all Blossomfags are self-insert writers or ship her with Aku
But that's wrong, you fucking ningen.
>>93090046
Aging them in the original series was done for a one-off gag in a clip show episode, which even the girls found to be cringe.
>>93090612
It's just poor art design. The school in the reboot is an ementary school, the girls transferred after the kindergarten was destroyed.
>>93093520
>calling people outside of /a/ and /dbg/ ningen
More people need to do this.
>>93054935
Wow /co/ shitting on a waifufag, even thou I'm positive most of you would do the same shit
The ironknees
>>93094025
Most waifufags wouldn't make a canon insert.
>>93054847
ITT: pictures of "Jared" getting cucked.
>>93094220
Anyone have a transparent Jared?
>>93088338
>>93090046
>>93090612
I think you can age them up without it being crap like the City of Clipsville version, this unused idea would have been a lot better in my opinion
>>93094066
Suuuuree
>>93094220
>getting cucked by a tree monster
How pathetic is Mr. Goldberg anyway?
>>93054935
include me in the screencap
>>93055066
>>93056088
>>93056188
>>93056755
>>93056822
>>93056999
>>93061588
>>93061833
>>93065233
>>93067066
>>93067233
>>93067444
>>93069511
>>93071277
>>93072133
>>93072200
>>93077822
>>93078322
>>93080733
>>93081433
>>93084544
>>93087611
>>93093222
>>93093388
>>93094066
>>93094388
Blessed thread
>>93054847
This has to be the funniest/cringiest thread on the site
>>93094472
To be fair, everyone gets cucked by Aku
>>93094656
Not Jack though.he became Aku's FOOLISH son in law.
>>93092826
Anon, this image better not be what I think it is. If you summon him and ruin our Goldman thread, I swear to Christ...
>>93094865
>>93065361
Stop projecting your horrible fetish on everything, anon. This type of narrative is about your expectations of your relationships with other people not working out. It's just basic life lesson shit.
I wonder if it was some kind of Jew plot to get people overusing the word "cuck" to wear out its meaning and impact.
>>93092826
>>93094865
>reverse image search
>it's legit
>>93054935
This can't be real
>>93094066
The Nile isn't just a river in Egypt.
>This thread is still somehow going.
I lover you /co/.
>>93094865
Barneyfag only fucks up threads he makes himself. I think.
>>93095076
Need some comfy Jashi?
>>93095797
I'm taking a wild guess and say that Barneyfag is more cancerous than the Sheenfag
>>93095797
HE COMES
>>93095797
Fuck off
>>93094220
Is cucking the best or worse meme?
>>93096088
Don't blame me for these faggots shilling their shitty toddlers' show where they're not supposed to.
>>93096145
Isn't this what >>>/trash/ is for?
>>93096107
yes
>>93054935
This is fucking painful
>>93096311
You were dumb enough to watch it?
What was this thread even about to begin with? Was it supposed to be a meme where Buttercup and Bubbles were mentioned or something?
Pic unrelated.
>>93096402
Jake "fill every holy in the ginger loli" Goldman was trying to waifu post.
>>93096477
Don't give it attention
>>93096477
>>93096529
>>93096501
You fuckers are idiots for replying to that post.
>>93088338
So it would be like HBO's Powerpuff Girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAbq2jgw6y8
>>93096784
Must. Resist. Urge to click link
Ah fuck, Barneyfag showed up after all. There goes the thread.
>>93096915
Here I would say archive it, but I don't give a shit anymore.
>>93096998
Quick, in here! >>93095716
>>93096784
kek; they predicted NuPPG.
>>93096857
Eh it's not that bad. It's just a parody of PPG combined with your standard chick sitcom al a sex in the city.
>>93096915
>>93096998
>>93097040
>implying we can't still shitpost without noticing his autism
Don't let the fun be ruined by someone barging in.
>>93096982
>>93097101
It's the only way to avoid catching his autism
>>93054935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t90RnqhBpxk
> Pan "Goth me up the arse untill I moan in Latin" pizza brings up this topic
> Guest tries to defent Jared
> "Oh it was just an innocent prank you guys, nothing speacial haha
> check https://youtu.be/-bG_PZwDhxE
> mfw
I was hoping this would give Pan more reasons to make the second part of his review. Instead I got damage control the podcast
>>93097281
You're an idiot holy shit
>>93097432
>he thinks this is less autistic than people posting images of ponies
>>93097331
Watch him be a friend of Jared.
>>93096107
Kek
Who draws these
>>93054935
How did CN allow this to happen
>>93097770
Reaction images, you say?
>>93097770
I got your reaction images right here
>>93098802
DO NOT SUMMON THE DERAILER OF THREADS
>>93090046
>>93090612
>>93094428
reminder
>>93098828What if there is no Barneyfag?What if Barneyfag is just an illusion perpetuated by the /co/ hivemind?
>>93098854
Hmm... yes... it makes sense. But there have yet to be any RRB's in nuPPG
>>93054935
Christ, it's worse than I thought.
Someone make an expanding brain meme for Blossom x Jared, Blossom x Brick, and Blossom x Aku please.
>>93099974
Stop posting this shit, it's already deleted fucking faggot
>>93054935
What's wrong with his voice?
>>93100022
Voiced by a writer instead of a voice actor
I want to sniff Blossom's underpants.
>>93054935
why is this allowed.
>>93099253
>>93100613
good shit.
>>93094865
>>93095076
The file got deleted what was it?
>>93055596
>>93055643
A FUCKING NIGGER
>>93054935
god damnit
>>93101151
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST IT AGAIN
DONT YOU KNOW /HE/ HAS AT LEAST 1000 WORKING PROXIES
>>93101210
:^)
>>93077662
Please, tell me what grand zionist conspiracy involves a sperg self-inserting himself into a shitty cartoon.
>>93097770
This picture's misquote irritated me, but I liked the joke. I have improved it.
>>93074330
Just go by Jay.
>>93054935
>>93074330
Change your name to James or something.
>>93054935
Not only did they have the nerve to kill one of my dear childhood cartoons, they had to shoe in their own self-inserts and destroy whatever fourth wall was in place to satisfy their disgusting pedophillic desires.
CN is terrible and needs to undergo reformation.
>>93094865
Barneyfag doesn't browse here
>>93054935
I want this man to rot in the liver.
>>93094450
>>93095306
not everyone's as depraved as you
>>93054847
>Remake the Powerpuff girls
>Don't get the original voice actress even tho they can still do the voices because it's too expensive
>Hire new graduates who can't even draw the girls right
>Change the artstyle so you can reuse backgrounds from Clarence
>Blossom is fucking some jew that writes the show
Kill me now fampai
>>93101481
Good shit anon. Fucking saved.
>>93054847
She really is the best grill though.
That Jew actually has pretty good taste unlike 99 percent of this shit board.
>>93103369
>having taste this shit
>>93054935
Can someone please purge this?
>>93080868
how do people make commentary videos in this format without any sense of self awareness?
>>93081832
i want to cum inside burnbot
>>93076856
THATS IT THANK YOU!
>>93054935
I came into this specifically for this. Glad /co/ didn't disappoint.
>>93074330
But your name is ray person
>>93054935
This is like the Family Guy of non-sitcom cartoons. Everything looks so flat and bland, and the humor isn't funny.
>>93074330
Sucks to be you. The closest thing we had for our Jared was the "It can only be Jared" from the jewelry commercials.
Your only solution is to wait for someone to make a joke, and then go nuts on him.
>>93104036
>implying Marx wouldn't endorse this.
>>93054935
there was no need for this
>>93054935
>>93065059
Oh god, I can only imagine the shitstorm if this aired today.
>>93054847
Commander and the leader!
Bubbles!She sucks the hardest!
Buttercup!
>>93054935
>Think it's just a shitty Youtube Flash animation
>This can't be real
>mfw it's real
You know it's the weirdest thing, I was a Bubblesfag as a kid and I have no idea why in retrospect because I typically dislike that type of girl.
I however remain faithful, and I'm glad she has ended being least defiled of the three.
>>93103061
>>93089378
>>93054935
>>93065059
PPG vs SJW
>>93054935
Jesus Fucking Christ how Fucking Awful.
>>93100238
Jake "if she's over eight i can't ejaculate" Goldman fuck off
>>93107876
>least defiled of the three
More like a walking cesspit of stale memes and emojis.
>>93054935
>mfw watching this knowing it's canon and a whole generation will consider this to be the ppg
Craig doesn't deserve this man
>>93071007
Nice fanart.
>>93055908
I thought we were joking
>>93062980
No problem as long as you're not an uggo
>>93078412
>ending it all
>before raising his daughter
Yeah no
>>93101009
Just search archive.moe for the posts.
>>93106897
>>93106897
>This is like the Family Guy of non-sitcom cartoons
It's trying to be a sitcom though... Albeit, one for kids, but it't not trying to be unfunny on purpose.
Also, I hate to say it, but even Family Guy has a higher level of craftsmanship than this. You can argue that there are a handful of good episodes of Family Guy. Maybe even a couple good seasons. That at least, at one point, very early on, Family Guy did attempt to be at least a little innovative (even if in a lot of ways it was always a lazy show from the start). This doesn't show any of that.
And if nothing else, MacFarlane is at least a talented voice actor. You can't exactly say the same about Goldman.
>>93109988
Sorry, Anon, but I'm gonna have to cite you if you can't provide a sauce for that pic.
>>93110058
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/868178
>>93055856
INB4
>Jared rips of his arm and pokes his eye out trying to break free. (He just slides of his shackles due to his scrawniness and blindly running to Aku while crying and falls down a cliff or someshit)
>The noodle knight of Bad Tv Reboots (seriously what is up with that art style) swooces in and "SAVES" Blossom and Jared
>Aku just keeps laughing at the thought of Jared trying to be Guts.
>>93077374
I miss these two, they were cute.
Kinda weird that vanilla love stories are kinda rare now that i think about it.
>>93102563
>CN is terrible and needs to undergo reformation.
>>93111047
You know something's wrong when Aku is a more acceptable BF for Blossom than fucking Jared.
Literally anyone would be better.
>Including pic-related.
>>93089378
What Photo on the Button Left is that from?
>>93115066
>>93056999
Reverse satan trips confirm.
>>93114562
Or pic related.
So how long will this thread be up? Till image limit or till bump limit?
>>93117111Buttercup/Eddy actually makes sense. They're both greedy, loud and still cares about their friends/family. Why do people ship Buttercup with Ed?
>>93054935
HOW MANY TIMES WE MUST USE THE JAREDPOST TO CATCH ALL THOSE NEWFAGS (YOU)'S?
>>93117111
These ships make sense.
Aside from the fact that I think the Eds are in middle school.
>>93117657
AUs exist for a reason, anon.
>>93107876
>Jared uses her to cuck Blossom
>no me gusta
>least defiled
>>93065361
Wait, when did Star Vs get a comic? Is it any good?
>>93107876
How does this make you feel, Anon?
>>93117718
I was waiting for someone to post that.
>>93115351
>GREAT FLAMING COCK
>>93083901
the powerpuff girls
>>93077581
Twerking is based off sacred African dances you racist
>>93118069
Its still something children shouldn't do you BLM shill
>>93054935
mfw
What became of mojo dojo
>>93118127
Don't post Zatch Bell here. Jared might find out about Tia and try to corrupt her innocence.
>>93118134
I meant Jojo......oh wow i never caught that.
>>93118160
Were you there back in September on /a/?
>>93118166
I saw, i just didn't care
>>93118185
Didn't /a/ make a thread here yesterday that got saged?
>>93118185
What happened in September?
>>93118251
I just can't remember...
>>93118251
It was a gash bell storytelling
from >>93095716
>>93117332
Because Ed is Strong and That's why
>>93118315
Dumb Muscle
>>93118101
are you implying that anything from Africa could be bad? wow i didn't realize i was dealing with a grand wizard here
>>93076863
>The guy literally worked his ass off, repented for being white and cis male, and suffered through trials and tribulations
Sounds like I've already done more than him.
>>93118280
Oh yeah, I saw some of it.
>>93118413
>are you implying that anything from Africa could be bad?
Well there's AIDS and Ebola so...
>>93118314
Fucking Dobson is in the show too?
>>93118444
those were created by the CIA in order to destroy Mother Africa obviously
>>93118505
Not to mention niggers, west Nile virus, Islam
>>93054935
>>93118523
Score one for NORSE PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>93118744
Would she had atomized Jared in the future?
>>93118768
Well she DID become Ashi's mother so...
>>93118799
How could she not?
>>93118821
>Blossom
>being killed by an arrow
>>93118830
>the student has become the master
>Also you don't try to her Ashi's husband.
>>93118830
>Hulk
>being killed by a flying pointy stick with feathers on the end
>same thing that kills rabbits and Bambi's ancestors
>>93118830
It's still incredibly annoying how she just jobbed with no closure and never seeing the mask off
>>93118872
>hurt
Fuck I'm high
>>93054935
If you want to get even just draw tons of gay porn with the guy.Getting raped by that bak robber who dressed as Blossom and the like. Just saying, no homo.
>>93118881
>same thing that kills rabbits
Have tried to hit a rabbit with a bow on Skyrim? Even with a maxed out Archery tree its fucking hard as balls
>>93117657
>ships
If you're going off that picture alone, the only "ship'' it is is friendship. Middle schoolers can hang our with younger kids, especially if you're like Eddy and can use them for scams.
>>93118988
JESUS CHRIST GORDON, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>>93119399
Kek-worthy edit
>>93119399
I'm ashamed to know that's Bravo and Panty.
>>93119564
I'm ashamed of being in this thread
>>93119560
>Posting Zyklon Ben on /co/
You got balls anon. I like balls
>>93056755
Jake "I'm in heaven when she is seven" Goldman
>>93119680
Jake "if she's four then she's my whore" Goldman
>>93054935
>When shipping a kindergartner with the literal personification of evil is better than this shit.
What kind of fucked up world do we live in?
>>93119780
A world whereJack and Ashi get married, have children and live happily ever after with nothing bad happening to them.
>>93101481
*of reaction images
>>93119873
Sounds like a philistine place
>>93054935
GOLDMAN!!!
>>93119780
It's because you aren't surprised by a literal personification of evil fucking a kindergartner
A jewish numale writer self-inserting himself trying to nail a kindergartner is just lower than low
It's not like she can resist, because he writes her into requiting his love
He's basically raping someone he's hypnotized
>>93118251
Say that you remember
>>93119945
So (((Goldman))) is Griffith
>>93119898THAT'S. HOW. SEASON. 5. ENDED.
>>93054935
>Jarred Shiparo
>Shiparo
>Ship
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!
>>93119873
You forgot the part whereAku lives and becomes a benign albeit grumpy old man constantly trying to act as a (bad) paternal influence for his grandchildren
>>93120187
>GO ON FOOLISH GRANDSON. SAY "FUCK"
>>93119985
Essentially, yes.
>>93120176
It's "Shapiro"
Like Teensy-Weensy Ben Shapiro
>>93120283
Both are Jews and share the same last name though unrelated and way too different each other
>>93120406
Literally BLACK'D
>>93120472
>Ben and Jared Shapiro
>Both cringy unfunny cucked Jews
Yeah no coincidence
>>93118897
Judging by Ashi and her sisters and the brief profile silhouette we see of their mother (baboon face), I assumed they all rook same. She did job horribly, though, but that's just the effect of starting and rushing through another character's arcs in one season while the main character is still resolving his own story.
>>93120871
black hair came from aku's side of the family
or recessive utomium genes
>>93120406
>And then, Ashii was born
>>93121062
I was wondering when this would be posted
>>93121062
Blossom is adopted. Also she doesn't job to ancient weaponry.
>>93121288
No, Ashi is just a Dead ringer who spams crits
>>93120406
>HEY FOOLISH GRANDSON, WANT TO HEAR HOW I MET YOUR GRANDMA?
>>93119560
likewise
>>93121636
Nah.
Which JoJo would Mojo be?
>>93054935
This is totally out of character fucking hell
>>93121288
>"adopted"
This would be a universe where she wasn't accidentally created by the Professorbecause the Professor can't exist if his ancestor hasn't taken his proper place in time
The mom's superhuman, sure, but she did drink a cup ofChemical Xwhich tends to have very adverse affects on whoever consumes it
The other daughters were half Aku and pretty much superhuman as well, but they still bled and had mostly human anatomy, so they could be killed like any other human
>>93121775
>HMPH! KIDS THESE DAYS, THEY HAVE NO APPRECIATION FOR ROMANCE ANYMORE
>>93104555
You think you're the only one?
>>93114562
lets see a prof utonium crack ship
>>93120406
Autistic (((Guts))) when?
>>93118127
>>93118185
>>93118160
>>93118221
>>93118251
>>93118280
>>93118442
The fuck did I miss, didn't know people still talked about Gash
>>93119399
AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>93055195
>>0:36
>>Buttercup's voice actress coughs several times
>>Buttercup's mouth remains closed
Did Hanna-Barbera animate this?
>>93054935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Ci5T35yzo
Part 2.
>>93122357
Gash is considered as the greatest battle shonen on /a/.
>>93122537
I had no idea
>>93122396
>WHAT?! SHOULDN'T YOU BE MAKING ME MORE GRANDCHILDREN TO SPOIL?!
>>93122664
Yeah cause I know how to have sex..unlike you.
Now excuse me "dad". I'm going to give your daughter more of my magic sword.
>>93068160
Foolish anon, only the samurai inserts himself into Aku!
>>93118251I'M THE ONE THAT KILLED THEM ALL, I SURVIVED AFTER THE FALL!
500 posts and counting...
>>93124064
And? You gonna make the next thread?