What did Texans think of this episode?

>>93051944
Who cares? Nobody cares about dumb old Texas.

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>>93051964
What did you say about Texas?

>>93051964
YOU CAIN'T SAY NOTHIN ABOUT TEXAS

Non native, but lived there for about ten years.

Most kids I knew took it in stride, laughed at it, and accepted Sandy as a comic exaggeration of Texan regionalism.

I wnt to fuck Sandy.

>>93052261
The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas!

>>93052290
Well, obviously. Sandy was too intelligent to be an accurate representation of Texas.

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How do you think HE would take this?

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What did australians think of this episode?

>>93052460
They got really mad.

>>93052261
I said Texas was dumb and nobody cares about people from there.

>>93052460
this is a very accurate reputation of ausieshits

>>93052374

How did Canadians think of the Canada episode of KOTH

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>>93051944
UUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>93052460

Aussie here, it's considered a pretty great episode, Australian stereotype pushed to the extreme.

The whole Chazzwozzer thing is a little too apt considering the weirdly named shit here though.

>>93051944
>What did Texans think of this episode?
Vincent Waller, the writer of this episode was a native texan so they probably found it funny

>>93052574
I can't speak for everyone but I liked it, it was pretty funny

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What did New Orleans think of this episode?

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What did Britbongs think of this episode?

>>93051944
Dude shit was funny needed a patty melt in somewhere

>>93051944
I thought it was hilarious as a kid. Still quote it a decent bit.

>>93053204
As a brit it made me chuckle when I was 16.

>The british are a lovely people. Not physically of course but inside

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What did Sweden think of this episode?

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>>93052331
No way barnacle head

>>93052574
>>93053380
What did Canadians think of the South Park movie?

One of the best SpongeBob episodes.

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YOU SON OF A BI- *cans.wav*

>>93051944
i think it was a good way for texas to get more known in this sad lonely world

>>93051944
lived in the lone star state when i was 5 to 7 spongbob came out when i lived in the Copper state, didn't care just thought it was jovial hilarity.

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>>93051944
Houstonfag here
>pea can pies
>barby Qs
>ten gallon hats
That show was too good.

>>93054412
>Houston
>thinks thats real Texas

>>93055791
Houston's just the nearest big city. I'm actually from Angleton.

>>93051944
Texan here. This episode is pretty great.

>>93054128
Reminder that he's coming back July 4th

>>93051944
I'm Texan, I thought it was pretty funny even as a kid.

>>93053204
>Oh my god... it's a gay bar!

>>93054128
FUCK YOU TEXAS, AND FUCK YOUR LONE STAR BEER.

>tfw we will never have good trolls calling up anymore, now it's just tryhard edgy preteens calling.

>>93053689
Haven't seen this one yet. It's great.

>>93051944
>Texans
>think

>>93056074
>Living that close to the coast

How's hurricane season fellow Texas friend?

>>93053930
What did Canadians think of Dan vs Canada?

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>this thread

>>93056236
Haven't been hit in 9 years, so pretty good.

>>93056074
I built a new pole line down there for work a few years ago, on the Harris reservoir. I swear to god Angleton is purgatory. No wind, no rain, just insane heat and humidity all day. Almost got bit by moccasins nearly once or twice a week around those parts too. I disliked it almost as much as I dislike living in Houston, I just wanna move back up to Maine

>>93052374
fin fact the creator of king of the hill was born in garland, texas. Arlen comes from garland but drop the g and d.

yes, the same garland, texas thats in zombieland. yes at night garland does look like that.

>>93051944
i thought it was funny as fuck. you see some ten gallon hats and cowboy boots.

hes not wrong.

>>93051944
My grandfather legit hates Texas

>>93056348
Weather's a bitch for sure. I spent Christmas last year in shorts with the AC on.

>>93051944
Texan here, I've lived in Texas my whole life.

I thought it was funny and didn't take offense lol.

>>93056457
your grandfather is a faggot

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>>93052896
it's true the legend of the giant beer?

>>93056499
Nah he's a wonderful man so I'm inclined to believe him

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>>93056486
We had a shrimp boil for Christmas this year. It was great.

>>93056499
The fact check confirmed it.
Dubs don't lie, so your grandpappy is a faggot

>>93056538
im sure you do, faggot

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>>93053380
haha my sides

>>93051944
I just liked that there was a character from Texas who was an intelligent scientist instead of a redneck.

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>>93056640
vajingo

>>93056697
Please god no

>>93053689
ooooh this is good

>>93056556
>>93056572
cute!

What did they do for the French version of the Gary bath episode since it has that scene where Spongebob says the French restaurant is speaking another language?

>>93052574

Who cares.

>>93056531
America I don't quite know how to tell you this but

you know how you have a non-standard system of customary measures, based on the old English Customary measures in use from around the 1500s but abandoned by the UK and its Empire (comprising most of the nations of the world that had ever used those measures) in the 1850s for the newer Imperial measures, which were themselves only standardised in the 1890s by reference to the Metric standards laid down in continental Europe, formally adopted by the US, UK, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada in the 1960s as their standard, but abandoned by Australia just five years later in favour of metrication (Australia now no longer allows the legal sale of goods by any other standard) and later even by the UK, originator of the Imperial standard, as it entered the EU and found metrication to be a far more rational system, being a custom-made one rather than an inherited system of quirks designed o rationalise everything around the "average" length of a monarch's foot?

well

your fluid ounces are roughly equivalent to Imperial fl.oz, but

your pints are only 16 fl.oz, whereas an Imperial pint is 20 fl.oz

and the Brits - and their former dominions, except you - drink Imperial pints of beer

except where they drink metric beers, which is where it gets tricky

because of Europe going metric, the old Pinte du Roi (royal pint) is no longer served, but because it's close enough you now get a full liter when you ask for that, and that's just Europe

in the UK you can still get a so-called "yard" of beer, which is served in a special "yard" glass, which is supposed to be a yard long (.914 meters) but has no actual measure associated with it (as a novelty serving intended to be used in competitive drinking, it's rarely used as it's associated with alcohol poisoning); it's around 1 and a half liters in volume, but supposed to be drunk in seconds to "win"

around this time you might like to google Hogarth

>>93058064
cont

Australian glassware for beer has historically been quite demure, with measures much smaller than a pint (and likely deriving from the same Brit hand-sized origins as your own beer mugs) available, but after metrication these have tended to become larger (as a result of demand, most likely)

however

Australian beer bottles have always had large top-end serving sizes; a typical carton of beer bottles is around 9 liters (2 imperial gallons, 2.4 US gallons), while some individual bottles (growlers) can be as large as 2 liters (4.2 US pints)

so yeah

and you want to know something else

that scene in Lord of the Rings where one of the Hobbits gets a pint?

they're laughing at you

My dad told me only retards watch spongebob, so I never watched spongebob

>>93058212
Were you allowed to watch any cartoons?

>>93051944
>Texans
>think

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>>93058446
Whatever you wanna tell yourself, nerd.

>>93052574
it was fine, the guy was an arrogant elitist who happened to be Canadian. He considered himself superior to Hank in every way, beyond nationality

>>93058727
>arrogant elitist

He was just an ass, dude, don't stretch it.

>>93056538
really? is he single?

>>93058864
No. He's also 92

>>93052574
I liked it. Sorry.

>>93058921
92 is my lucky number

>>93058798
Are you talking about the episode in the last season? I meant that the Canadian insisted on everything he owned was the best, and everything he did was the best method.

I think it was to compare how Canadians think their above Americans in a lot of ways, thus an elitist.

>>93058212
Yeah my dad didn't care what I watched as long as it wasn't spongebob. My mom was the same but for family guy.

>>93052341
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT TEXAS?

>>93054128
Came for this

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>>93056542
>Fuck Oklahoma
What the hell did we do to you?

>>93059003
What about American Dad?

>>93051944
as a kid it made me realize I'm big shit for living in Texas.

>>93061302

You're kind of a shithole.

>>93052460
We fucking love it.

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Made me feel ashamed of having one of the best hospitals and economies in the world

>>93052574

The worst (and most inaccurate) episode I have ever seen.

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>>93051944
>What did Texans think of this episode?
I thought Sandy was a pretty good representation of a reasonable Texan.

t. born and raised in Houston

>>93051944
I didn't really watch Spongebob as a kid. I was in my teens and preteens at the time, so I was more about the action stuff that was airing on Toonami.

>>93051944
When I was a kid I thought it was cool that a cartoon was referencing my state, and I still find it really funny.

>>93062027

Inaccurate in what way?

>>93052574
I'm not Canadian (about as geographically far from Canada as you can get in North America, really) but from the several times I've been to Canada, I gotta say that the episode is pretty goddamn accurate with the passive-aggressive backhand compliments the Canadian family kept making toward the Hills and company. I saw that exact kind of attitude all the time among people up there.

>>93061403
If you weren't at least an older teen when American Dad came out then you're too young for this website.

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>>93062731
>AmDad premiered in 2005
>someone who was 6 when it first aired can now legally post here

>>93051944
Hank Hill banned Bobby from watching Nickelodeon.

>>93061302
you gave us tornadoes

>>93052460
Everyone I know loves it

>>93052574
Really didn't remind me of any Canadians I've ever met.
I'm from Vancouver, so maybe thats more of a Toronto personality.
Even so it felt alien.
The accent was definitely eastern.
When I go down to Washington, Oregon, or California, I don't detect an accent among most English speakers. Maybe because 90% of the media I've seen is produced in Cali.

Its just not a very good episode IMO.
I don't mind episodes where Hank gets frustrated by something, but this felt like unremitting antagonism. There was no levity. No punchline.
I understand the premise of "Canadians subvert expectations by being rude.", but this felt like an unrefined way of fleshing that idea out.

>>93053109
I need to watch it. Season/ep?

>>93064121
s4e2

>>93054128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C4h7M3raKY

>>93052460

NINE HUNDRED DOLLARY-DOOS?

>>93053689
I don't think these edits will ever not be funny.

>>93051944
I thought it was funny.

But later we ended up getting kids moving from out of state who honest-to-god believed every joke from the show. Then I thought it was hilarious.

in second grade we had a girl from texas move in. one day at recess me and one of my friends kept quoting "is x from texas dumb" following her. it was funny to us cause she kept getting pissed off and yelling at us with her southern accent. it was just like the episode to us. it stopped when she started crying and we walked away.

>>93051944
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>93061302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXxiIgkEoUM

>>93056371
Oh shit I knew about judge but I forgot my hometown was in zombieland.
>>93051944
I remember being like 7 and telling my bestfriend sandy must have been away from Texas for a long time. Though I'm a city boi.

>>93056542
>fuck pork
>faggy aggies
this must be the work of an oklahomo

>>93052460
I have never met an Australian who does not love that episode and I live in Australia

>>93056542
>muh BBQ (fuck pork)
What the fuck? I'm Texan and love BBQ pork.

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>>93052331

>>93052290
>Yeah, I lived there for a decade but I'm not a REAL Texan.
Spongebob was right, Texas is stupid.

>>93065340
The whole world thinks like that.

>>93064077

As someone who lives not far below Canada and has met his share of Canadians I think the main thing was how accurate most of us in the states that have to deal with you guys found it. It might not be noticeable to Canadians themselves because I don't imagine you act that way with other Canadians but for those of us who have to deal with the ones that venture south it rings very true. Canadians pride themselves on their politeness but I've found the majority of them very passive aggressive and frankly rather insulting. They come to America and complain about how things aren't exactly what they're familiar with or they get upset that people won't accept Canadian currency for American purchases. They act as if you're beneath them even when they're asking you for help. Most Canadians I've had to deal with were not good people so I could completely empathize with Hank's predicament.

>>93065365
slav here, i don't think Texans is stupid, simply i don't care about Texans

>>93052574
I dont even remember there being a Canada episode...
What season was it?

>>93052460
When it first aired it upset alot of people but now no one cares

>>93065429

13th. Boomhauer house swaps with a Canadian family that act like assholes.

>>93051944
As a Texan, it's a funny depiction of how Okies actually act.

>>93065394
Huh.
well that hasn't been my experience.
I find it just as easy to get along with Americans as Canadians.
Any time I or my friends were in the states. We all enjoyed finding out the differences between the countries.
I try to blend in with the local culture as much as possible to see what day to day life is like.
Not thaaaat different really. Rather move to the US than the UK. Even though legally it would be MUCH easier to go to England

There is an attitude that Americans are inferior due to the higher crime rates, worse education and healthcare systems. But I don't think most people really care about that beyond a superficial level.
Last July 4 I went to a bar district and waved around a 5 foot American flag, up and down the street. Just to see what would happen.
I got 98% positive response. Drunk and sober alike.
A couple people booed, but you could tell they were joking. Only one guy grabbed the flag and gave me flak, but he was Muslim and I defused the situation easily.

And obviously I get US currency. Thats just a basic part of traveling to another country..

>>93065553
>Only one guy grabbed the flag and gave me flak, but he was Muslim
>Muslim
Why am i not surprised.

>>93052460
We fucking love it

>>93065553
> but he was Muslim and I defused the situation easily.

nice

>>93053689
>not a karate sparring
One job

>>93062876
I've been here since 2006 and I've been of the opinion that moot not raising the age limit by one year every year was a mistake.

>>93052460
Fucking loved it. Top shit. About a year ago some people even started calling our money dollary-doos.

>>93056640
>American
>Intelligent
>"""""Scientist"""""
Pick two.

>>93066113
>>93065602
>Muslim
>in a bar district
>grabbing a flag when there's a 98% positive response

I'll take things anon made up entirely for $5000, Alex

>>93054128
'San Jacinto = War Crime' was the best to me. Partly because I'd just came from there when I heard it.

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>>93053689
>>93065325
Man, this was my first OTP.

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>>93062876
>>93066129
>why does time go on REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Deal with it, gramps.

>>93066114
>that episode being a metaphor for sex anon
I see what you did there. That is better tho.

>>93067217
He said, posting the meme so old it's about to enter puberty.

>>93061302
Rip-off of texas with sub-standard barbecue.

>>93056542
>faggies
>astros hat
>no Texas tech
Shit picture

>>93053930
I'm sure they are just happy to be recognized, they are a friendly but boring people and I think they know that.

Tex-bros has your city been referenced by /co/
Family guy and South Park mentioned the Davidan thing. KOTH mentioned Waco twice Can't thing of others.

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>>93051944
>Texans
>think

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>>93067373
>Abilene
No but the old CIA guy from just cause is from here

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Texas needs more comics set in it.

>>93067525
>Hahaha. Hey Jake! I have a blood sword. Huhuhu
>Hehhehheh. yeah. I have one too.
>Hahaha.
>hehhehheh. Hey fin.
>Yeah, Jake. Hahaha.
>Check out my big blood sword! Hehhehheh.
>Shut up, Jake!
>Ow!

>>93056244
As a Canadian, I wish I was actually part bear

>>93067373
Yes, Boy Meets World and KotH has. Boomhower is from my city. If you can surf here you can surf anywhere in the world.

>>93065415
And nobody cares about your opinion, slav. Go back to squatting while drinking vodka and playing CS.

>>93064613
YOU SOUND LIKE A FRUITBOWL, AND YOU SOUND LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOU HAD NO DADDY

>>93052341
That's actually an overexaggerated stereotype, a good portion of Texans work in the STEM field because tech businesses are always using the state to field test rockets and other shit. Why do you think TF2's engie is from Texas?

>>93056531
After this, im gonna punch the Prime Minister

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>>93052460
many of us wanted 'dollarydoos' to be an official legal term for australian currency, but parliament here's just a bunch of fuckn nannies

>>93053109
didn't they get incredibly pissed off?

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>>93051964

Is Stone Cold gonna have'ta stomp a mud hole in ya?

>>93053689
the face sandy is making is immensely hot to me

>>93056236
Corpus cunt hear y'all want some oil

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>>93056531
A Dawin stubbie is 2 litres.

>>93056180
>not Shiner Bock

>>93069467
in my country we have 1 liter beer

>>93053204
Probably one of the best episodes of that season.

>I only know that "fag" means "cigarette"
>Well, somebody tell this cigarette to piss off!
>>93061302
Your musical has two good songs at most.

>>93056114
I thought he already did come back last year.
Did he go under again after that?

I'm not from Texas and don't know anybody from there nor have I ever been there or have any plans of eventually going there, in fact I'm not even American, but I thought it was pretty funny.

>>93056371
Wiki says Judge was born in Ecuador though?

>>93068832
You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell 'em much.

>>93067373
San Antonio has been on KotH a few times, yeah. I'm sure the Alamo itself has been in more, here and there.

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>>93051964
>calling Texas dumb

They shoot you for that in Texas.

>>93053689
Why does Sandy look like a Rattata?

>>93069581
Can get litre beer
Cant even get a litreacola