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So retarded question What would happen if Superman got tiny

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So retarded question

What would happen if Superman got tiny shard of glass in his eyes, particular in the eyelids?

It wouldnt hurt...but I mean its still stuff in the eyelids
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his only weakness
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>>93047097
If it bothered him, he could just melt it with heat vision.
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>>93047097
it would probably be ground into subatomic dust the moment he closed his eyes
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>>93047197
Sounds painful

A gnat flew into my eye once and i thought i was going to die then and there man.
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>>93047197
What if it was kryptonian glass from a window panel on his baby rocket?
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the same as when you get an eyelash on your eye
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>>93047340
Moot point, Kryptonian stuff is as invulnerable as Superman, thus it couldn't break off to get in his eyes anyway.
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>>93047650
I never thought about it, but if you dont mess with it do they just eventually fall out? You just suddenly realize you eye has ben bugging you for the past 5 minutes
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>>93047669
but what if it did somehow?
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>>93047717
I think eventually you do blink it out or it slides behind your eye?
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>>93047097
Same thing that happens when you get an eyelash in your eye. It's irritating, might make your eye water a little bit, but it doesn't actually hurt. It'd just irritate your eye until you get it out.
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It'd be uncomfortable, but it would probably grind to dust once he rubs his eye.
Or he could just lift his eyelid and scrape it out with his eyelashes.
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>>93047756
>all those eyelashes are just in a pile behind your eye

I know this isnt how it works but your comment made me think of that.

Ohhhhh GOD!
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So what if Superman somehow got a chunk of Krpytonite in his windpipe, like big enough to clog/block it? and like say teleported in there or...whatever
Im not like AT ALL knowledgeable on this stuff, but he couldn't break it with his throat muscles right?
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>>93047097

It would be extremely painful.
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>>93047669
That doesn't make any since.

It's made of the same matter as our shit.
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>>93048978
He would die, buddy.
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>>93047097
you mean the guy with eyes that can shoot lasers? He could also blow up on his face really hard
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>>93049784

>blow up on his face really hard

Like I did to yo mama last night
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